#jnoj watches mash

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MY FUCKING BRAIN JUST SHORT-CIRCUITED

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🚨I AM ONLY ON EARLY SEASON 5 OF MASH SO DONT FUCKING SPOIL ANYTHING FOR ME🚨

i am so in love with frank burns its embarrasing tbh. i could fix him. alcoholism could fix him. hes just so adorable when hes full of brainless whimsy.

he has what i call Biff Tannen Syndrome where it's like. if ANYONE else had played him i would hate him but i just cant because larry linville just did such a great job at making him so fucking funny and stupid and cute.

anyway i cant stop thinking about "tarts? :D"

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hey thats what they called me in high military school

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s2e22 🏳️‍🌈

oh my GOOOOODDDDDD that made me so happy they handled that so well

-hawkeye and trapper are such good allies... (of course they would be seeing as hawkeye is very blatantly openly bisexual and theyve probably got a thing goin on but. yknow. 70s tv show they cant exactly spell that out directly)

-frank... headcanoning him as closeted bi because unfortunately i love him

-i love how franks the only one whos pressed about it at all (well margaret too but shes not really in this episode much) and everyone else is like "oh my GOD frank what is your PROBLEM shut the FUCK UP who GIVES A SHIT"

-hawkeye and trapper LITERALLY ARGUING LIKE THEYRE A FUCKING COUPLE jkfsdhjk

-headcanoning that they kiss in front of frank to make him uncomfortable (and also cause theyre gay)

idk what else to say but. man i absolutely loved this episode and how completely unabashedly pro-gay it was im absolutely over the moon.

P.S. radar is trans and hawkeye and trapper did his top surgery (im sure this is probably a common headcanon its so immediately obvious)

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just got to s1e17 and um. i knew this show was gonna get sad later on but jesus that was unexpected

god im scared for the later seasons i dont want my silly slutty blorbo to suffer :(

(yes i do)

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s3e5

jesus christ i love when this show just gets really fucking sad out of nowhere and BOOM heres a whole episode of it

idk what else to say really except GOD. poor EVERYONE. :(

i am so ready to get sadder and sadder about my blorbos BUT ALSO NO IM NOT AAAHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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s2e2

-THE BRITISH ACCENTS HAWKEYE AND TRAPPER ARE DOING... THEYRE TAKING ME OUT IM GONNA PUKE THEYRE SO CUTE

-i love that henry has a badass fucking skeleton behind him in his office now

-"are you one?" "yes are you?" im going insane he really is canon bi isnt he

-trapper and hawkeye both serving (as in cunt) here

-how do they keep CONSTANTLY yoinking franks gun 😭

-who the fuck is this dentist guy playing guitar

-THEM DRINKING MARTINIS IN THE SHOWER OUT OF AN IV... innovative legends

-"peacemongers" fucking based term

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RADAR LETTING HENRY HOLD THE BABY AAAAAA IM GONNA MELT

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i love when frank loosens up and lets himself be a little shit

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s1e19 (excited bc alan alda wrote this one)

-hawkeye doing the little song and dance while trappers just buried in that blanket... i hate that man and his stupid fucking long johns

-"i told him i'd be home for christmas whether truman said i could or not" based i love that man and his stupid fucking long johns

-HIM FUCKING CACKLING ABOUT BEING WARM my god he really is a new englander <3

-side note i love his laugh he really is SUCH an obnoxious dickhead im head over heels in love

-TRAPPERS GOT KIDS??? cool i bet theyre awesome

-this whole concept is fuckin hilarious i love it

-i really like klinger so far im glad he gets a larger role later on im excited

-i also absolutely love father mulcahy hes so cute

i wanna watch more but idk if i can be fucked to write more thoughts in real time for now so um. suck my nuts losers

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s1e18

-i need to see more drunk frank oh my god please tell me theres more drunk frank

-i would listen to them :D

also WHEW he looks gorgeous in that tux

-let radar do a drum solo wtf HENRY fuck you too i guess

-they were not bad but also i like music made by people who dont know what theyre doing so. im not one to talk.

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idk if im gonna have stuff to say about EVERY episode btw just cause im fuckin lazy. i probably shoulda thought to start this tag on the first episode but it took me a few eps to know if i liked it or not. i might retroactively post about some of what i watched a couple days ago but i might not. like i said im fuckin lazy and bad at words