#jmysticalien speaks

[j-mysticalien]

Was anyone gonna tell me that Bail Organa would have thought his daughter died at the beginning of A New Hope or was I supposed to just now clock that Vader ordered he be told everyone on the ship died on my billionth rewatch of these movies

[j-mysticalien]

Im procrastinating my graduate school applications because I have to argue a defense about what I offer to the school and I have to declare my research interest and it has to work with the current staff interests and I don't feel like I've done enough to be an academic like this and oh also IM NOT TRYING TO BE AN ACADEMIC I JUST NEED A MASTERS TO EVEN BE CONSIDERED FOR THE JOBS ID WANT THAT I HAVE FOUR PLUS YEARS EXPERIENCE IN ALREADY

[j-mysticalien]

Fuck shipping fees

[j-mysticalien]

Hey does anyone know any animals that sounds like human screaming cause I keep hearing the same sound coming from outside and I’m too scared to get out of bed and look

[j-mysticalien]

Listen I've lived in Pennsylvania my whole life so I know daily weather changes are bs and near impossible to prep for but I should not be sweating this much at work in OCTOBER

[j-mysticalien]

You have to understand I’m so in love with them

[j-mysticalien]

I have new ocs and they’re rattling in my brain like loose beads in a mason jar

[j-mysticalien]

Sometimes it’s just you and a handful of pasta against the world

[j-mysticalien]

The parasocial relationship I have with Elsie Palmer is unmatched. We need more odd and off putting girlies in history to admire. Rip Elsie Palmer you would have loved Lana Del Ray. You would have loved emo phases. You would have appreciated Wednesday Addams. You would have loved Greta Gerwig. You would have loved mental healthcare. Elsie Palmer I am your number one fan.

[j-mysticalien]

Burnout daughter + the littler brother who is exactly like she used to be yet better

[j-mysticalien]

professors learn how to correctly orientate scanned readings challenge

[j-mysticalien]

baby I’ve got tragic backstories and arcs for my characters you wouldn’t believe

[j-mysticalien]

sometimes I remember this period of my life and go ‘huh…right that was a thing’

[j-mysticalien]

y’all get yourself a mans* who’ll stay up late getting high while you do homework and end the night reading a short fic with you and comparing notes and opinions genuinely enjoying each others time and company and dorkiness

[j-mysticalien]

boop

[j-mysticalien]

I’m in the north eastern U.S. if that helps

Hey does anyone know any animals that sounds like human screaming cause I keep hearing the same sound coming from outside and I’m too scared to get out of bed and look