#jkjkjk but like

[rysttle]

your style is so cute, I love giving an excuse to see tma in your style more(all three asks(this one included) given by the person who used to be Anxious Anon btw:>)

!!!OHH!!! Hello!!! Nice to hear from you again! Hope you're doing well :D So sorry if i've missed asks youve sent in the past, im not great with keeping track with my inbox stuff :") Have a complimentary Good omens doodle for old times sake (<- ry has not watched season 2 and ngl the chances of me doing so are low)

[cutie-chimera]

A wife and a girlfriend and they leave me home alone looking like this 😭

[0neiric-eve]

Hehe pregante

[screamzbrainrot]

ahahahahaha i love stuart macher if you couldn’t tell

[nem0-nee]

[ CIRCUS MUSIC BLARING IN THE DISTANCE ]

Doodles of the incoming clown- Coming soon to a dumpster near you!!

[roachesbf]

Heyy i hope your doing ok!

I wanted to request a Soap x male reader, its very similiar to your rabbit!Rudy x Jessica!male reader story but hear me out 👀

Male reader is hot af like dude be making people stare at him jaw dropped and shi, not only that but he smart as hell too, dude graduated from Harvard in the highest honour, wealthy af and he strong af too AND hes a total sweetheart to Soap but he abit cold to strangers.

So basically male reader was somehow able to convince Price to let him visit the base and everybody staring at him like "zamnn👀👀" but then male reader sees Soap and his cold and stoic expression completely melts and he just runs up to Soap and hugs tf out him and gives Soap some of the food he cooked for him and is just being cheesy af to Soap and then a strangers aprouches Male reader and tries to ask him something and Male reader goes "what😐" and then immediatly goes back to baby-ing Soap.

PLEASE I WOULD CRY TEARS OF JOY IF YOU DO THIS🙇🙇🙇

Soap Headcanons: Ft absolute whipped Male!S/O

Somehow someway you’ve managed to secretly sneak your way into Price's spot of number one favorite. Being able to easily convince him to visit base and get a chance to see everyone again*cough*SOAP*cough*. He obviously knows why you want to go, practically everyone does but he doesn’t have it in his old man heart to say no so you always get your way. You always use the excuse of helping out like doing paperwork, or maybe training new recruits but you never do any of that!! Everyone respects you because of all your achievements…that's why it feels so wrong to tell you off when you’re caught babying Soap, not because you should be getting to work, but because they wish it was them.

It’s always awkward when you first show up on base because who wouldn’t want to talk to such eye candy, but at most you’ll give them the cold shoulder, or just tell them what they need before turning away from the conversation. Even when you’re sitting anywhere, you’ll impatiently tap your foot, as if you’re waiting for something/someone…AND THAT’S BECAUSE YOU ARRE, the entire time you’ll wait for him but that doesn’t mean you’re gonna be happy about it. It’s an absolute 180 because now you’re being all bashful and presenting him with homemade food and treats, holding him against you as you complain about how lonely it is without his loud personality. Soap is probably a physical affection type of lover, so he’ll have you in a headlock while singing praises on how much he missed you as well. 

When he's back and the two of you are together, he insist on training. Of course this gains the attention of others, and you feel the need to shoo them away, insisting that they must be here to oogle your man... "Laddie, Yer heid’s full o’ mince if you think they're checking me out??" and then you get offended because why WOULDN'T they want to check out your totally amazing boyfriend.

He’s completely oblivious to your favoritism as well, he acknowledges that you might like him more than most people because you’re together, but not to the extent that other people say. Even if he does witness this attitude change, he thinks it's the funniest thing in the world and will pretend to not notice when people complain about your favoritism. Price will complain about your attitude towards others, telling Soap to knock some sense into you and all he’ll say is “ I dinnae ken what you mean captain??”

[windydrawallday]

WHO is the tiny sparkling you drew with marauder lockdown because they're so cute

You are talking about Shrike! The Lockdown x Prowl fan child that belongs to my buddy @sug4r-melon ! If you have more questions regarding Shrike (and her grow-up shenanigans), I recommend tackling Melon's ask box uvu/.

Fun Fact I learned from chats with Melon about how Lockdown and Shrike get along: Because of her nature of not being forged... she is considered a living "biohazard" threat by other cybertronians (like how they treat organic lifeforms).

Lockdown of course takes advantage of it (and the kiddo enjoys it, she is a good actress x'D).

Business can't stop now that there's one more tank to fuel!

[rookinthecrownest]

Guys I’m having a cackle at myself about that scene in Lucanis’ romance after he confronts Illario and is like ‘I have a better plan’ or smthn like that and it cuts to him back at the Lighthouse drinking coffee by himself.

And like, just the way the scenes are cut together, I gotta ask myself.

What was the walk back to the Eluvian like? If there even was one.

Did Lucanis leave the party first, and Rook is just chillin’ with Viago and Teia (mine absolutely would she adores Teia). And they find him at the Lighthouse after.

Did they walk back to the Eluvian together, and then Rook leaves to go do something else while Lucanis makes his coffee and comes back to check on him. If so what was that conversation like while they were walking back together💀

I genuinely think it’s hilarious to imagine what transpired between the Dellamorte Estate and the Lighthouse. I’m choosing to imagine it as awkward but funny. Would love to hear what you guys think went down in your headcanons since there’s so much u can do with that because logistically, they had to go all the way from the Dellamorte Estate and back to the Diamond then the Crossroads and finally back to the Lighthouse.

Thats a lot of time to kill.

[forsworned]

Y'all tell me why I'm downtown and I see hella guys in long black robes and I had to stop one of them and ask them where were coming from and I noticed that there was a white collar and he was like, "oh yeah we're Seminaries from VA and visiting the cathedrals here" i was like, "oh cool! we'll enjoy!" and oh brotha I got some ideas....

[coffeebanana]

you’re telling me my power was out for over 8 hours today only for ao3 to go down when it finally came back on? 😡

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

“Why am I a fucking dragon?!” Wyvern. Technically he was a wyvern, what with the wings-as-arms and all. “Shut up, Simmons,” he mumbled.

THIS FIC has been rent free in my brain and I realized upon my reread today,, i have the power to draw So,,, dragon(wyvern) Grif fuck yes

[doccywhomst]

Why did you Umbridge 13 in your intro post??😭

UMBRIDGE??? 😤 no respect for your elders

[darkcreamz95]

For a second I thought Bojan got all those comments about "this is a travesty to Italian food" and "JAN TIE YOUR HAIR" from here... the Tumblr tag...

[snekdood]

de-identifying as ace bc i think the flags colors are ugly

[porcalinecunt]

thinking about office sex with hanma..

doesn’t matter if it’s the dead of night or if the building was filled with busy workers, he still had you bent over his desk and stuffing his cock deep in you.

didn’t matter how much noise you two make, he wanted the whole office to know who’s fucking you good right this minute. who had you bent over, and your clothes torn clean off. fuck, he didn’t care if someone walked in. gives him a reason to show off your pretty hole stuffed with his cock.

“say it..say my fuckin’ name. tell everyone who you belong to dollie. ♡”

[darabeatha]

ㅤㅤoddly specific Ody icons I have