#jkjkjk but like

[rysttle]

your style is so cute, I love giving an excuse to see tma in your style more(all three asks(this one included) given by the person who used to be Anxious Anon btw:>)

!!!OHH!!! Hello!!! Nice to hear from you again! Hope you're doing well :D So sorry if i've missed asks youve sent in the past, im not great with keeping track with my inbox stuff :") Have a complimentary Good omens doodle for old times sake (<- ry has not watched season 2 and ngl the chances of me doing so are low)

[0neiric-eve]

Hehe pregante

[screamzbrainrot]

ahahahahaha i love stuart macher if you couldn’t tell

[cutie-chimera]

A wife and a girlfriend and they leave me home alone looking like this 😭

[nem0-nee]

[ CIRCUS MUSIC BLARING IN THE DISTANCE ]

Doodles of the incoming clown- Coming soon to a dumpster near you!!

[roachesbf]

Heyy i hope your doing ok!

I wanted to request a Soap x male reader, its very similiar to your rabbit!Rudy x Jessica!male reader story but hear me out 👀

Male reader is hot af like dude be making people stare at him jaw dropped and shi, not only that but he smart as hell too, dude graduated from Harvard in the highest honour, wealthy af and he strong af too AND hes a total sweetheart to Soap but he abit cold to strangers.

So basically male reader was somehow able to convince Price to let him visit the base and everybody staring at him like "zamnn👀👀" but then male reader sees Soap and his cold and stoic expression completely melts and he just runs up to Soap and hugs tf out him and gives Soap some of the food he cooked for him and is just being cheesy af to Soap and then a strangers aprouches Male reader and tries to ask him something and Male reader goes "what😐" and then immediatly goes back to baby-ing Soap.

PLEASE I WOULD CRY TEARS OF JOY IF YOU DO THIS🙇🙇🙇

Soap Headcanons: Ft absolute whipped Male!S/O

Somehow someway you’ve managed to secretly sneak your way into Price's spot of number one favorite. Being able to easily convince him to visit base and get a chance to see everyone again*cough*SOAP*cough*. He obviously knows why you want to go, practically everyone does but he doesn’t have it in his old man heart to say no so you always get your way. You always use the excuse of helping out like doing paperwork, or maybe training new recruits but you never do any of that!! Everyone respects you because of all your achievements…that's why it feels so wrong to tell you off when you’re caught babying Soap, not because you should be getting to work, but because they wish it was them.

It’s always awkward when you first show up on base because who wouldn’t want to talk to such eye candy, but at most you’ll give them the cold shoulder, or just tell them what they need before turning away from the conversation. Even when you’re sitting anywhere, you’ll impatiently tap your foot, as if you’re waiting for something/someone…AND THAT’S BECAUSE YOU ARRE, the entire time you’ll wait for him but that doesn’t mean you’re gonna be happy about it. It’s an absolute 180 because now you’re being all bashful and presenting him with homemade food and treats, holding him against you as you complain about how lonely it is without his loud personality. Soap is probably a physical affection type of lover, so he’ll have you in a headlock while singing praises on how much he missed you as well. 

When he's back and the two of you are together, he insist on training. Of course this gains the attention of others, and you feel the need to shoo them away, insisting that they must be here to oogle your man... "Laddie, Yer heid’s full o’ mince if you think they're checking me out??" and then you get offended because why WOULDN'T they want to check out your totally amazing boyfriend.

He’s completely oblivious to your favoritism as well, he acknowledges that you might like him more than most people because you’re together, but not to the extent that other people say. Even if he does witness this attitude change, he thinks it's the funniest thing in the world and will pretend to not notice when people complain about your favoritism. Price will complain about your attitude towards others, telling Soap to knock some sense into you and all he’ll say is “ I dinnae ken what you mean captain??”

[probablyjustturtle]

Okay okay okay

But

What if... Nightwing was a Winx Club fairy???

This is what happens when I'm hyper fixated on DC and decide to rewatch Winx Club. 😭

What do you think his powers would be?

[windydrawallday]

WHO is the tiny sparkling you drew with marauder lockdown because they're so cute

You are talking about Shrike! The Lockdown x Prowl fan child that belongs to my buddy @sug4r-melon ! If you have more questions regarding Shrike (and her grow-up shenanigans), I recommend tackling Melon's ask box uvu/.

Fun Fact I learned from chats with Melon about how Lockdown and Shrike get along: Because of her nature of not being forged... she is considered a living "biohazard" threat by other cybertronians (like how they treat organic lifeforms).

Lockdown of course takes advantage of it (and the kiddo enjoys it, she is a good actress x'D).

Business can't stop now that there's one more tank to fuel!

[doccywhomst]

Why did you Umbridge 13 in your intro post??😭

UMBRIDGE??? 😤 no respect for your elders

[darkcreamz95]

For a second I thought Bojan got all those comments about "this is a travesty to Italian food" and "JAN TIE YOUR HAIR" from here... the Tumblr tag...

[snekdood]

de-identifying as ace bc i think the flags colors are ugly

[porcalinecunt]

thinking about office sex with hanma..

doesn’t matter if it’s the dead of night or if the building was filled with busy workers, he still had you bent over his desk and stuffing his cock deep in you.

didn’t matter how much noise you two make, he wanted the whole office to know who’s fucking you good right this minute. who had you bent over, and your clothes torn clean off. fuck, he didn’t care if someone walked in. gives him a reason to show off your pretty hole stuffed with his cock.

“say it..say my fuckin’ name. tell everyone who you belong to dollie. ♡”

[acetechne]

Did you know there's a month-long art challenge called "Yeehawgust" that's all cowboys and other Western stuff?

I have heard, yes! a bit late for me to start this year (and i'm usually so wiped from world watercolour month in july that usually idk even where to start). Thank you for thinking of me, heehee. :3

[unanchored-ship]

so this is William's time with my stoopid headcanons might have to zoom in to read stuff

heres a color coded version if the arrows are too confusing lol

hang on just to be sure the dark teal arrow from Fenwick is directed at Marly not Prior's arrow okay thanks

but then again it could also work since Fentwink doesnt like William

[voidless-screaming]

now see, with both LN3 and REANIMAL announced at once the only other video game i could possibly want is SABA2 or just literally anything littlebigplanet, i would never feel the need to play another video game again i would have everything i want in life

[panaxe]

You can reblog whatever you like

oh yeah? I'll reblog you until u you're not here