#jjkkids

[mrskurono]

Can we please get headcannons of how Choso would be during his s/o’s two pregnancies (the ones leading to their sons)? Like I’d think he’d be the type to just have a cute blush on his face when he and his pregnant s/o are taking a walk and he sees a cute baby, and just is in awe knowing in a few months you both will have one

I've been thinking about the boys actually! Choso's been on the brain and no one ever seemed to recall he got two kids too for the #jjkkids so thank you for indulging me

tags: manga spoilers, pregnancy discussion, anxiety (on Choso's part), general fluff

character(s): Choso (jjk)

Choso is very protective over family, they mean the world to him and you are no exception

Just like how he cherished his brothers, Choso is also very much someone who loves kids

They genuinely like him too (be it his hair or they wanna touch his nose tattoo or have the big tall guy pick him up)

The way you casually presented Choso with "let's have one." When he was holding someone's kid (probably Noritoshi's or Yuuji's)

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Can he have babies? He's aloud to have his own? This isn't something out of reach for him?

Honestly no one knows if its possible, Shoko gives you both the run down as 50/50 bc no one knows jack shit about what the implications or Choso's own birth might mean

You're willing to try bc the look on his face when you mentioned having your own was priceless

Choso would probably be happy to adopted too but giving it a try first means a lot to the both of you

Perhaps a little longer than if it were two humans and not a human and a curse manifested into a human body; but you end up conceiving!

You're over the moon as is Choso

But he remains worried

With little "parenting" knowledge outside his own fucked up conception and what happened to his mother

Choso is nervous to say the least

Will they end up like him? Will it be horrendous like the conception of all the death paintings? Has he inflicted on an unsuspecting baby the same fate as himself?

What finally puts Choso at some ease is when routine prenatal appointments + check ins with Shoko seem to reveal that this baby sees 100% normal

Choso starts to get a little giddy probably around week 26, then you can really see a baby at appointments and he's entranced by every ultrasound and picture he gets from there on out

You two do opt to know the gender (both times) and when things come out little boy Choso almost cries

Actually he does cry

Not in front of you the first time

Instead you find him sitting in bed once when he said he was going to get something

He actually ended up sitting on his side of the bed crying as he spoke happy prayers to his deceased brothers about the little boy coming to him

You let him finish his prayers before coming up to him and having him lay his head on your bump while you hold him close and rock back and forth with him

Telling him of course that he'll be a wonderful dad

As the pregnancy nears an end Choso doesn't actually get nervous. He gets excited

Smooth or rough pregnancy he's there every step of the way so when the time comes he knows he's fallen in love before he even sees that watery, squished little face

Shiro is the first born. Affectionately named "the fourth son" in regards to the one Choso lost

He cries and won't put this kid down

Shiro is everything to him and while the kid might mostly look like you just with Choso's dark hair

It doesn't matter bc he's been madly in love since day one

When Goro is born it's no different

Choso is attached to his kids like no other

Goro, named "the fifth son" still looks like you just with that Kamo hair but Choso could careless bc he doesn't understand what he did in life to deserve perfection

[mrskurono]

ok but megumi having a staring competition with yasu while you breastfeed him because he's jealous even though he understands the concept of sharing your time and attention with his baby boy he's still not used to it specially since he relieves stress by sucking boobs

I want you to know anon I read this this morning and snort laughed bc like....it’s mini Megumi. They look identical, Yasu has that “😐” face down pat just like his father. They stare at each other. Right over the boobs. Total rest bitch face. As they nom the boob. They have fallen asleep glaring staring at each other nursing I will not lie

[mrskurono]

Noritoshi would probably homeschool hina he doesn't care if it's expensive he just can accept the fact that she's growing but on the outside when someone question him he's probably like "because the teacher is good"

And then you in the background “My daughter’s teacher is hot too.”

Everyone connecting the dots that Hina is homeschooled.

“Real DILF material.”

Noritoshi pretends he didn��t hear that last part lets be honest.

[mrskurono]

Got a huge baby fever from babysitting earlier so i imagine hina waking up with drool all over her face, disheveled hair, rosy cheeks and dazed and when noritoshi wakes up to this he would snap a photo of her before getting her ready for homeschooling

I can easily tell you the horrors of having a seven month old and suddenly baby fever goes right out the window 😂 also lowkey kinda combined these bc i’ve got mega horny brain rn so fluff is *wet fart noise*

Headcanon that Hina just- She just smells like her father. You know how some people who have small dogs and their dogs smell like them? Apply that logic to Hina. She has and will pack around anything of his bc it smells like him. One of her favorites being a house coat Nori loves but is missing 76% of the time bc Hina has taken it to her room to lay on bc it smells like dad.

The idea of Noritoshi being a morning person always stays in my brain. What’s worse than one morning person? Two! Hina sleeps really good through the night but like clockwork she wakes up before Noritoshi. Ready to greet dad for the day even if she looks like a little witch that crawled out from under a house. She’s got gremlin vibes but she is standing at the edge of dad’s bed waiting to make him jump. And he jumps. Every time. For years.

[mrskurono]

I wanna know what's the tragically of Kamo marriage in the beginning. If I could know, I tried to look through his tag didn't see it but his daughter is the cutest thing ever.

Well it’s a bit of a collab when @chaotic-jjk-fiction wrote an arranged marriage fic and it was amazing (do go check it out) and it kinda morphed with the next gen au kids I developed from my previous blog.

In short, Noritoshi and Reader (or however you like to see it) were friends and blossoming romantic partners until it was announced reader was to be placed in arranged marriage. Noritoshi was also going to be wed but he kinda forgot/pushed it off bc his friend was upset. One thing let to another and they didn’t realize they were getting wed to one another.

It sets into motion the reader accusing of lying/manipulating/befriending them on purpose so Noritoshi can get with them. Noritoshi is of course is like NO, that was never the case, I didn’t realize it was you and I would never wish this on you I do truly love you.

Of course reader doesn’t believe that and it strips their relationship down to nothing. Ruining their friendship and putting them one step above enemies. But Noritoshi is a good boy and doesn’t quit loving them. So begins the months and years of amending not only their friendship but slowly into something more. Re-falling in love all over again. Perhaps by no choice but matter is they both love each other and the arrange marriage ruined what was happening naturally. 

Making up slowly becoming what they were supposed to be, that’s when Hina comes along after they actually know they’re soul mates and don’t want to be with anyone but each other. And Hina is a product of their love and devotion to one another over years of dealing with the blow of the arranged marriage 

[mrskurono]

my cousin had a baby and now her baby is also my baby like imagine Mai stealing Yasu from Megumi because she can't get enough of him or setting up a play date for both Hina and Yasu

Mai having cousin rage that she didn’t have a baby first and this is just the start of Mai having baby fever until she breaks down and has her own XD

[mrskurono]

Okay mom since vday is near i can only imagine noritoshi/yuuji dressing up their baby girls as cupid for picture taking and they're probably the type of dads that post nothing to social media except their kids

Oh my god Yuji would be so fucking annoying everything is a picture of his kid everywhere. It's adorable.

But Noritoshi I feel is a little more, private? Let's be honest he can't use Instagram to save his life he doesn't get it. But instead he constantly has pictures on him. In his wallet. In his pocket. Doesn't matter he has so many pictures of his daughter. At some point he gets one of those printing polaroids because he loves the way they look and he will stand firm on the fact his kid is the cutest in the world

[mrskurono]

Hi mummy good day!! What do you think would be Hina's reaction if her dad comes home from a mission injured?

Alright I’ll do a few of these before I work on candies...

⇾ Hina hates missions, like, with a passion. And overnight ones or anything that keeps Noritoshi away?

⇾ Girl looses her shit on a good day and it took a lot of conditioning to get Hina to deal with her dad’s away moments

⇾ When he comes back normally she’s clingy but when he comes back injured it’s another story

⇾ Won’t leave dad’s side. But she isn’t yelling at him or chastising him

⇾ Hina sits quietly and most the time keeps a hold on her father’s kimono arm

⇾ Noritoshi often asks if Hina is ok with him going on missions but she doesn’t answer

⇾ He doesn’t get hurt often and Hina is a little desensitized to blood due to the curse technique but she doesn’t like to see her dad in pain

⇾ Noritoshi of course reassures her it doesn’t hurt that bad

⇾ “Anything is worth it if it’s a world safer for you.”

⇾ Hina won’t talk back often about his missions but once she looked at her father after he explained the good it does to people

⇾ “I don’t care. I’ll be stronger, so you can stay home with mom one of these days. And you never get hurt again.”

⇾ She meant it too

[mrskurono]

With the recent mention of jjk kids since also it's noritoshi's turn to shine on the next episode do you think he will use his arrow to take out Hina's loose tooth like growing up asian my dad did it to me but he tied it with a string to a doorknob

Imagine waking up at 7am with sleepy Hina at the living room with Noritoshi prepping his bow and arrow with a string connecting hina's loose tooth to his arrow and he just told hina he's gonna show her a super archery move then aiming the arrow to shoot at a target and the next thing Hina knows her tooth was pulled out without a trip to the dentist (also i think noritoshi would do this if Hina was scared of the dentist)

Bold of you to assume Noritoshi could stomach doing this at all and it wouldn't come down to "I can't hurt my princess"

"But it's a tooth?"

"What if she bleeds??"

"SHE'S BEEN BENDING IT BACK AND TWISTING IT FOR DAYS IT NEEDS TO GO."

"But my baby??"

Any form of passage of time that displays his daughter is growing automatically results it denial from Noritoshi

[mrskurono]

This made me wheeze thinking out it. Just Noritoshi going to Kamo clan meeting with Hina in a baby sling. And every so often he’d whisper in her ear an explanation what’s going on. Even when she grows out of the baby sling he’ll always explain to her what’s going on and ask her input. Bonus points when he goes “The heir says no” when Hina expresses displeasure over a decision (it riles the elders up, he and you love to see them get annoyed being reminded this 9 year will be in charge later)

I got this vivid image of Natsu’s ornery face (Hinata’s little sister) just like, Hina making that meanest face while she’s at the meetings and her father leaning over to whisper to her. And Hina whispers something back to her father while making direct eye contact with some old geezer. And Noritoshi just like “Yeah. Uh huh. Yes. Just like that? Ok.” And then clearing his throat to address everyone else “Hina says no.” 

I don’t know why this is killing me she refuses to talk but she’s also ruthless??? I love this small fictional child and Noritoshi created a monster ngl

[mrskurono]

Ik that this is a femdom/dark content blog but i can't help my self with all the Hina content can we get an hc of how would noritoshi react if hina comes home from daycare crying?

This. His reaction would be this. Noritoshi will commit murder for his daughter this is a simple fact.

[mrskurono]

Imagine the wholesome chaos that would happen when Noritoshi’s former classmates meet Hina when she’s an infant. They all try to take turns holding her, but it’s just them bickering. And the unconventional gifts they’d give.

Not gonna lie here the idea of Todo hiding itty bitty Hina is giving me more feels than I care to admit. He could palm her little head like its nothing.

God but the ladies? Mai is a totally different person around babies. Everyone is horrified she's cooing and getting Hina to smile and everything. Momo didn't wanna touch her until Mai insists and then it's a switch "I'll kill everyone who hurts Hina" And Miwa is just so giddy to see her former classmate holding baby bc it just looks so natural like how did no one see it?? Noritoshi, dad material??

[mrskurono]

Hina asking Noritoshi for a sibling for her 5th birthday because she gets "lonely" around the estate

Hear me out, I've thought about giving Hina a sibling. But here's where the angst hits just right.

If they have a boy, Hina's rightful place as the hier is snatched away just like that. Doesn't matter if shes the first born or not. If she has a brother everything promised to her is gone. And even though Hina looks like a mini Noritoshi. Of course all he can see is her mother when he looks at her. And the idea of her loosing everything (like mom did with the arranged marriage) physically makes Noritoshi sick.

Now of course they might have a girl and things could be fine. But it's just a chance Noritoshi won't take. Not for the sake of his daughter and all the rightful things that are hers. So Noritoshi always deflects the sibling conversation but pouring all his time into hanging out with her so the second she even feels lonely she has all of dads attention.

The other reason being that Hina's conception was still too closely linked to the horrible first few years of the arranged marriage. Noritoshi knows she was wanted and the sex was consensual when it happened. But something about it nags him forever. "Had the marriage not happened would Hina not have come?" "Did I make them sleep with me?"

He's a worrywart and an overthinking no matter how many times he's told that everything is fine. Between the two reasons Noritoshi just can't stomach for another. He loves kids and he loves Hina but he wants her to have to world and he'll never forgive himself for the damage the arranged marriage did to you those first few years

[mrskurono]

Noritoshi getting cock booked because Hina always want to have tea parties with him

There’s more than one reason Noritoshi never had another kid

man can’t get some with mini me constantly bothering him

[mrskurono]

Imagine how would noritoshi feel if Hina ignores him because he couldn't give her cupcakes or ice cream before dinner. He would probably be scared to give Hina any sweets because his wife is in front of him and he know that if she got mad he would either have to sleep to the couch or maybe Hina's room but that's not an option rn because she's still ignoring him because of the dessert before dinner fiasco

For some reason I feel like Noritoshi is very balanced diet orientated. Even with Hina. His ability revolves around his body so much and blood is influenced easily by dietary attributes that he doesn’t budge much on “treats” with her. Even more so if she ends up inheriting the same ability. Noritoshi is like an eagle making sure she eats well bc when your curse technique takes blood and you’re not healthy...well, he doesn’t like to think too much of it

[mrskurono]

My cousin is staying with us for the whole week with her baby and now my baby fever is getting out of hand and i miss the hina content on this blog even though it's a femdom blog which i also love

I really only post about the kids when I'm in the mood for it. With the last blog I tried to answer any and all asks with the jjkkids and it ended up overrunning everything and I didn't get to write about what I wanted.

Plus, I have a baby and sometimes I don't wanna think about babies lol