#jjkberry tag

[moonlight-melts]

Was reading a fanfic where characters were stating their crimes so self-inserts crime list, go

(feel free to reblog with your own crime list I'm curious)

(realised, after writing this, that a lot of my s/is are really fucked up wow)

Charlie: defamation, breaking and entering, petty and grand theft, trespassing, assault, blackmail, threatening, involuntary manslaughter (long story), destruction of property, obstruction of justice, arson

Axel: obstruction of justice, trespassing, illegal weapon purchase/possession, assault (if you squint a bit)

Ellis: breaking and entering, trespassing, assault, vandalism, illegal weapon purchase/possession

Carey: is anything really a crime if you legally don't exist, breaking and entering, trespassing, assault, voluntary manslaughter

Twstberry: a lot of what he did would be criminal if it weren't self-defence and, again, is anything really a crime if you don't legally exist, defamation (if you squint), trespassing, breaking and entering

Mikaëla: lots of them were a long time ago. Mika had a lot of time to commit crimes, defamation, trespassing, breaking and entering, assault, voluntary manslaughter (arguable. Might've been self-defence), identity theft, scamming, obstruction of justice, arson, technically illegally adopted a 13-year-old

Jjkberry: a lot of them are arguable considering the circumstances, assault, illegal weapon possession, obstruction of justice, trespassing, breaking and entering

Aloïs (a lawyer): assault, trespassing, illegal weapon possession, obstruction of justice, blackmail

Alvan: forgery, scamming, grand theft, blackmail, threatening, assault, trespassing, breaking and entering, destruction of property, involuntary manslaughter, obstruction of justice

Prrluciel: assault, blackmail, breaking and entering, grand theft

Lewis: blackmail, defamation

Thirteen: trespassing, breaking and entering, petty theft

Yael: literally an angel, trespassing, assault, voluntary manslaughter

[moonlight-melts]

I wanna write about getting the really gender-affirming haircut I got today.

It may not seem like a lot but after two years of refusals from my parents because "it's gonna be ugly on you" it means the universe to me.