#jjk scenrios

[yuumisagi]

ENCOUNTERING A COCKROACH !

❦ what happens when they show up?

pick a character ༄ gojo, sukuna, nanami

content. swearing, ooc

notes. i think cockroaches should go extinct . . . anyways this is one of my favorite pieces i've written <3 hope you enjoy

➤ GOJO SATORU

you jump onto the bed as soon as you saw the brown creature crawling up the wall

“SATORU COME HERE QUICK!!! THERE’S A COCKROACH!!”

“The Great Gojo Satoru to the rescue!” he dashed inside and quickly grad the creature with his two fingers

“how- how could you touch that thing with your bare hands-”

“oh no it can’t touch me”

“oh.”

like an annoying prick he is, he leans toward you and wavers the cockroach in front of your face

“EW satoru throw it away”

“huh? i don’t wanna” he pouts and continues to bring it closer to you “hElLo FrIeNd, My NaMe Is CoCkRoAcH”

its squiggly feet and long antenna is delivering chills from the back of your spine

the more you resisted, the more satoru persisted

he even took some pictures of the creature with you being scared af in the background

til the point that tears started to form in your eyes did he realize that he had gone too far

he finally leaned back and took a plastic bag to wrap the dead creature, disposing it in the trash can

“i’m sorry y/n” satoru moved on his knees toward you on the bed as he enveloped you to his chest, hands stroking your hair to calm you down

“you’re mean”

“yes i went too far this time” he kissed u on the top of your head

you wiped your tears on his sweatshirt and looked up at him “you didn’t wash your hands did you?”

“i dispelled the infinity, same thing”

you let out a little scoff while he planted light kisses on your nose to your cheek and forehead

“sorry i made you scared baby” he cupped your face and lightly pinched your cheeks

“but you were so cute tho”

“but it wasn’t fun (._.)”

“i’m sowwyyyy” gojo apologized as he kith you on your puckered lips (bc he was squeezing your cheeks) multiple times

➤ RYOMEN SUKUNA

you and sukuna were just laying on the bed on a peaceful sunday morning, with his arm over your shoulder as you lay your head atop of his chest

it felt so right and weirdly wrong at the same time because who would have thought that sukuna was capable of settling with just ‘laying on the bed’

you wished you could just stay like this for the entire day, until you spotted a brown creature crawling on the closet door

“EEEK— SUKUNA! A COCKROACH!!” he followed your finger as you pointed at the bug

“what? you afraid?”

“of course i AM. they’re disgusting.”

outrageous. he thought. how could you be more afraid of that tiny little brown thing than of him?

“oh my gosh it’s moving on the floor ew!!”

sukuna got up and stepped on the cockroach, killing it on the spot

“wait no- you shouldn’t kill it! it will only attract more cockroaches”

“great. then we can just kill them all” he sat on the floor with his legs crossed, waiting for the its friends to come out

but now it’s noon already and not a single cockroach had came out of their hiding yet

hmph, at least these f*ckers know their place

“sukuna are you hungry? i’ll go make us something to eat”

before even receiving an answer, you went out of the bedroom

he’s dumbfounded. how did you have the audacity to leave him alone just like that ಠ_ಠ

but then “AAAAACK–” your scream made him hurry to the kitchen

a cockroach. again.

sukuna’s mad mad 😠why the heck is this bug messing with his girl ?!

“listen here you low-life. you and you friends get tf out of here before i change my mind and wipe your species into nonexistence”

him talking to a cockroach is weird enough but what’s weirder is how it understood what he said because it started to quiver and crawl out the window

then he turns to look at you with a smug face

“praise me” is written all over his face

okay guess he deserves it “oh my- you’re so scaryy” (your-scared-face.jpeg)

“I KNOW” *laughs like a maniac*

➤ NANAMI KENTO

“i’m home” nanami came back from work a bit later than usual

“welcome home”

you went to the doors and took his vest coat while he took off his shoes

“i already ate but do you wanna eat first or– !!!”

you jumped at the sight of a cockroach on the middle of your way back inside

“what’s wrong love?”

before being able to answer him, the brown thing has fled away, which made it even scarier

“th-there’s a cockroach but it got away…”

you scanned through the floor and freaked out again when you mistook a bag of black hair tie for the creature

noticing your trembling shoulders, nanami carried you in bridal style with his sturdy arms

“tell me when you see it and i’ll get rid of it”

30 minutes passed and no signs of the creature while he’s still carrying you

“maybe it already left. you should eat dinner kento”

“it’s okay. i’ll eat after i catch the bug”

he proceeded to walk around the house in search for the little thing

tired, you leaned your head on his broad chest

he haven’t changed his work clothes yet ’he smells kinda nice’

after-work nanami definitely smells different from early-morning nanami

there’s some smell of sweat mixed with his usual cologne that radiated from his blue shirt

and his heartbeat-

all so calming that you unknowingly fell asleep

when he noticed that you slept, nanami brought you onto bed and tucked you in the blanket

oh my gosh it sounds like he’s babysitting you

of course he checked all the corners of the room for the cockroach first before leaving to shower and eat his dinner at 11pm lol

then he finally got into bed and cuddle with you to recharge his energy for the next day of work

but he took his day off tmr tho :) because he wanted to catch the bug that’s bothering you instead of staying worried at work

ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏 𝖘𝖆𝖛𝖊 and 𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖙 ? ⇢ 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ♡

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[roscgcld]

i was just wondering on daydreaming!reader would randomly ask yuta the question, "would you still love me if i was worm?" 😭

all day every day. it will hair be silence first and she’d suddenly turn to him and just go -

“baby, would you live me if i turned into a worm?”

“…y/n, princess what-“

will be highkey offended when yuta does not take her seriously AHAHAHAHA. like she wants a genuine answer from him, and yuta has made up some random answer about how ‘if you were a worm, i’d also need to be a worm to know you - so i’ll definitely still date you in worm-form’.

this all started because she’s rewatching Winx Club - that one episode where Stella was cursed to become a toad and Brandon still loved her dearly. she wanted to know if she’ll still be chosen.

yuta has to be brutally honest and tell her that he didn’t even expect for her to choose him to begin with; she’s now unfortunately (not that she minds) stuck wit him forever .

[jjkfashionzine]

🎄CHRISTMAS EDITION

JJK Fashion Zine will be postinig cute and funny Christmas scenrios with the JJK Cast! Getou is out shopping for Christmas presents 🎁 What item will he get for Mimiko and Nanako?

🧸 Plushies   👛 Accessories  🍩  Snacks  📱 Something else?

Leave a comment and let us know!

We hope you will join and have fun getting ready for Christmas with us 🌟

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5 Days until Christmas 🕯️

[fyodorsslut]

hai there my precious child i haveth come here for lé boy matchup (bnha, jjk and haikyuu). i'm an INFP-T, slytherin, i like singing, royalcore, uH- drawing? crying, oversleeping, im super fragile but somehow also a hawks and bakugou kinnie aha. (today i slept for 12 hours is that normal???) i lovveeeee flowers but am afraid of insects smh. um, heh, what else is here in the personality box?? i like makeup and beauty shet! so, yeah! hab fin and drinkth le water please okay? xoxo <3

ALR 

BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA- DABI

(NO I DO NOT TAKE CRITISM) this will most deffo be the quitest relationship ever oh my god and like for fucking what-

      SCENARIOS :

         -whenever you make fun of his scars dabi WILL kiss you breathless because he can and because HAS to take revenge

         - Dabi will (try to) cook with you and u yes the kitchen will be a mess but no you do not care

        - IF WHATEVER YOU COOKED WASN’T A SUCCESS YOU KNOW HE GON’ HIT IT

JUJUTSU KAISEN -  MAHITO

HEHEHE THIS WILL BE, UNLIKE THE LAST ONE, THE CHAOTIC BAD RELATIONSHIP Y’SEE.

SCENRIOS :

      - Mahito would NEVER let you see his dirty work, no matter what. He knows you can get pretty sensitive and will not take such risk

      - HE’LL CALL YOU NUGGET BC UHM NO REASON THE MAN JUST DOESN’T LIKE REGULAR NICKNAMES

      - he’ll carry you bridal style when you’re feeling down to make you feel better and trust me it will help

HAIKYUU - KOZUME KENMA

TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS RELATIONSHIP WILL TAKE SO LONG TO DEVELOP BUT WHEN IT DOES IT WILL BE PERFECT.

SCENARIOS:

          -Kenma will force you to sit and play with him and ever time you get it right he WILL kiss you as a reward

           - DANCING. ON. FRESHLY. CLEANED. TILES. IN. YOUR. SOCKS. yes and yesssssirrrrr

          - 3AM, a car, the two of you, mcdonald’s drivethru. THAT’S WHAT AN IDEAL DATE TO YOU LOOKS LIKE AND TRUST ME THAT DTE WILL ONLY BE OVER AT 9 AM ON THE COUCH AFTER BINEWATCHING A SAD ANIME