#jj084

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hf short: like phish in a barrel

Subject: Mandatory Password Reset

To: stewarta@creeksideinvesting.com

From: banksj@creeksideinvestlng.com

Dear Loyal Employee,

In keeping with company security policy, all personnel are required to reset their passwords every six months. Failure to comply within 3 days will resort in you being locked out of your account.

To reset your password, please click this link and insert your current username and password, as well as the new one.

Thank you,

Johnathan Floyd Banks, Human Resources

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hf: public static void main

establishing connection

attempt 1

waiting.

waiting..

waiting...

tunnel complete.

Connected Users:

.ac1d, .jj084, .raya, .vecna

Connected Admins:

.raya

SERVER: .jj084 has established connection.

.vecna: about time

.ac1d: ddid u forgt how to doubl click

.vecna: probably just had things to do

.raya: jj! hey!

.raya: @.jj084

.ac1d: give hm a sec he needs t find th chat option

.jj084: test

.vecna: didnt work

.ac1d: test failed

.raya: this is so sad

.jj084: sorry i was helping my mom with something

.jj084: why arent we using like

.jj084: IRC

.ac1d: or discord like a normal person

.raya: its more secure this way

.vecna: is it

.jj084: is it

.ac1d: isit

.ac1d: shit typo

.raya: shut up

.raya: also because its COOLER because i MADE IT MYSEF

.jj084: that is kinda cool tbh

.vecna: ^

.ac1d: ye

.raya: wait no my weakness

.vecna: anyways

.jj084: anyways?

SERVER: .vecna has disconnected.

.ac1d: oop

.raya: her wifi is like that

.ac1d: wait vec is a she

.jj084: yes dumbass

.raya: did you really not know

.ac1d: I DONT PAY ATTENTN TO THS KIND OF THING

SERVER: .vecna has established connection.

.raya: goofball

.vecna: sry dced

.vecna: ?

.raya: not u

.vecna: a

.vecna: LIKE i was saying

.vecna: we have SERIOUS BUSINESS to talk about

.jj084: oh creekside

.ac1d: frankly i dnt thnk a computr should go in water

.vecna: as you all know

.vecna: my compatriots

.vecna: my loyal minions

.jj084: your lovers

.vecna: uwu

.jj084: was NOT expecting that one

.raya: PFFFT

.vecna: we're gearing up for ONE LAST HEIST this sunday

.vecna: JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT

.raya: we are definitely doing more

.vecna: youre ruining my flair

.ac1d: yeah raya

.jj084: smh

.raya: WOW

.vecna: the target is a bunch of SHITTY ROTTEN ADULTS who work at creekside, a new startup investment company

.raya: @.jj084 why did you show her persona

.jj084: ITS FUN

.ac1d: nver played

.raya: @.ac1d you havent played like anything

.ac1d: not true

.vecna: creekside's mostly gotten their wealth from pump-and-dumps and flipping local businesses at their expense

.jj084: tbh i was sold as soon as you said company

.raya: name one game youve played

.ac1d: minesweeper

.raya: that doesnt count!

.vecna: their sec should mostly be nothing we havent seen before, though they have recently hired consultants from keltech

.ac1d: keltech cnt secure shit

.jj084: seen their stuff before?

.ac1d: ye its kiddie stuff

.vecna: to reiterate everyones roles

.vecna: @.jj084, you're going fishing

.jj084: creek fishing my favorite

.ac1d: booooooo

.vecna: @.ac1d, you're responsible for their watcher

.ac1d: :D

.vecna: @.raya and i are in charge of grunt work

.raya: dont say it like THAT

.ac1d: goon wrk

.vecna: minion work

.jj084: goblin work

.raya: NOOOOOOOO IM JUST A LIL GOBLIN

.vecna: once we got the account numbers, we cover our tracks and bail

.jj084: the encryption on the numbers?

.vecna: raya's tool should handle it

.raya: assuming theyre smart enough to bother lmao

.jj084: right well

.jj084: sounds like a plan

.ac1d: i like the plan

.vecna: we know you do

.raya: ^