#jj has a mommy/mom kink btw

[shellxrls]

HOW DO YOU THINK HED REACT TO BEING SPRAYED FOR THE FIRST TIME

I feel like he’d be like “🤨 where did u get that” and try to spray you back but no it’s only meant for HIM to be sprayed

HE’D LOOK AT U LIKE THIS FRL:

like the slow blink and the shocked-still posture 😭😭. like . giving ‘mommy what did u just do to me?’ vibes out of utter confusion and curiosity.

and then this is him pretending to be okay w it when in reality he’s plotting to get it from you, unscrew it and just dump the entire thing on your head:

[your-fave-transboy]

My Criminal Minds Headcanons - N*FW

If you report this, ya mom's a hoe. This is obviously just like the SVU version lmao, but CM. Enjoy :)

To start, Alex has a mommy kink. End tweet.

Hotch has fantasized about Emily and she knows it bc he couldn't look her in the eye for a week.

Rossi knows a lot about bondage for some who claims to not be into it. One might say, too much.

Spencer also knows a lot about bondage, and he's a switch. (Bottom-leaning, but still a switch)

Penelope, JJ, and Elle are tops. JJ being the only switch, but still a top.

Elle pegged Spencer in S1, I won't take criticism.

Hotch has thought about pegging, but only if Emily did it bc he's a simp.

Derek is a top-leaning switch, and if he's bottoming then he's a power bottom.

Tara and Emily have had sex in her office once she becomes chief. A post-case pick-me-up if you will. (Tara can totally carry Emily btw)

Everyone has called Hotch daddy at least once bc of him being the dad of the group, but only Derek and Rossi meant it innocently.

Emily and JJ did have a thing pre-Will, and they fucked all the time. At work, on the jet, in the precincts. You name it, they fucked there.

On that note, they have been caught so many times. Everyone has seen Emily naked and that's very cash money of them tbh.

Emily calls JJ daddy.

Penelope is a soft as fuck service top. Penelope Garcia smother me challenge, ya know?

Spencer is the King of oral. What he may lack in experience he makes up for in enthusiasm and stamina.