#jingleheimer

[glorbs-dominion]

His name is my name too

Here, why not have a meme from out DND Memes chat.

[john-bracket]

[jroycethethird]

Say my name then. If you know my name, tell it to me. Your name is a golden bell hung in my heart. I would break my body to pieces to call you once by your name. — Peter S Beagle, The Last Unicorn

Jasper Royce Van Doren III, affectionately known as “Tripp”

[empathyundergrove]

Empathy: (giving a tour around the cottage) Kitchen! Living room! Bathroom! Bedroom! Closet! (sees a dead body) OH MY GOD!

[happy7dsings]

I've Been Workin' on the Railroad

[mollysmonsters]

I just realized there's no John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt/John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt fanfic on AO3 so I guess that's my Thursday.

[alecsv]

The four steps towards true "queenliness":

1) God grant the serenity to accept being a boy in a dress, the courage to change with the fashions and the wisdom to know the difference.

2) Ignore adversity.

3) Generosity, putting someone else's needs before your own. Abide by the rules of love.

4) Larger than life is just the right size.

[tigresslanzhu]

Let us now sing a parody song that is sung to the tune of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, or if you’re a traditionalist, We Are Barney And The Backyard Gang

We play with Mr. Moon each day

We do some neat shows too,

Whenever we go out,

Our people always shout

‘THEY ARE BUSTER AND THE NEW MOON TROUPE’

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAA~!

And, yes, I made T-Shirts of it last year.

[annaberunoyume]

Imagine Hobie singing "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" outta boredom and all spideys (even Miguel in the end) joining in. Bonus point if Pavitr dances around with you, arms locked.

[gaysextyrannosaurusrex]

When you meet someone with the same name as you that’s a certified John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt moment right there

[starsgone]

his name is my name too

reblog and tag this with your mothers maiden name, your first pets name, the street you grew up in,

[cottoncandytrafficcones]

Omg

[happy7dsings]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Bingo, and If You're Happy & You Know it but shorter this time

[stopfunkinwmyheart]

hol up bcos I'm not victim blaming but.............................. women will get w a dude who is like "I like ur name, leme get it" and she will give it to him and go by something else, whole time he's kicking her ass behind closed doors.........

[asmackofjellyfish]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

His name is my name to~

Whenever we go out the people always shout

There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Nanana

[xxjayzayxx]

I've lived my whole life without ever hearing of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt and I've seen his name thrice today on 3 different social media apps in 3 different contexts on posts from 3 different years😭😭😭