#jimmy casket x gavin

[elijahtheghostof]

Today I learned that British people call cross walk people lollipop ladies/men and I instantly imagined Gavin referring to someone like this because you know, that’s what it’s called to him. And Jimmy goes absolutely bat shit crazy feral over this and attacks the poor lollipop man and bites off chunks of his flesh and eats him and stabs him cuz he’s a lollipop

[corvidaeconundrum]

What do you think they're being told

[werewolfgenesis]

VenturianTale doodles for the road <3 mostly PIE Team

Big ol' doodle dump

I literally love them so much

[allabouttaleblr]

he just wants to be called a good boy (he killed eighteen people)

[nyxx-nth]

I wanna do moodboards that you guys wanna see, and I plan to do them all, but this will dictate the order of posting.

[twilightthefoxicorn]

Taleblr Characters as LPS Pets Part 1 (P.I.E.)

As inspired by @evilmagician430, here’s a list of what LPS animal I think various Taleblr characters would be!

As there are over 3,000+ pets, it’s kinda hard to narrow down which ones suit the characters, so I’ve included several. I’ll try to explain why I chose the ones I did, but some of them were purely just off of vibes so some may not have much of an explanation, oof.

Also, as everyone has a different take on the characters, I encourage anyone interested to share which pets you think the characters would be (I’m sure we’ll all have different answers lol). It’d be cool to see all the different pets everyone thinks suites the characters :3

Due to the sheer amount of characters within the Taleblr universe, I am most likely forgetting several characters. Sorry in advance, as my memory isn't the best ;-;

As there is a limit to 30 images per post, I've had to divide this post into several posts. I've kept them organized, though, and this one is for P.I.E. characters (in honor of P.I.E. Day). The Acachallas will be in the next post!

All of the images used are either from the LPS Collector's Wiki, or from ToySisters.com. The images with the blue backgrounds are from Toy Sisters, along with the 2nd image in Mary's section, and the images with the white background are from the wiki.

List of characters with their respective LPS animal under the cut!

P.I.E. Characters

Johnny Ghost

So LPS #1953 fits Ghost the best, imo. The color palette suites him, and for whatever reason when I look at this pet I just think, “Yeah, that’s literally Ghost.” So there’s that. It's literally Ghost as a cat, idk what else to say. Looks like it is not a physical contact type of pet.

Purely off of vibes, but LPS #1142 could potentially work. Idk, just reminds me of Ghost for whatever reason (I think cause I saw a horse like this irl and it reminded me of Ghost). Looks like it'd bite you if you're pushing its buttons too much, so maybe best not to get on its bad list.

Jimmy Casket

As Jimmy is associated with blood and vampires, I think LPS #1470 is a good match! Besides, bats are pretty cool! I didn’t really see any other pets that I thought would work, though, so it’s just this one for Jimmy. An absolute gremlin. Would probably fly up high and dive-bomb unsuspecting pets.

Gregory Casket

When I think of Gregory, I think of dinosaurs and space. Unfortunately there aren't any dino LPS pets (unless you're counting the birds), but I did find two pets I think would work. LPS #661 works imo because it seems like a younger pet, and it gives energetic younger sibling energy. Wholesome little guy, must be protected.

I could also see LPS #1154 fitting Gregory. I tend to associate greens, blues, and oranges with him, and this gecko has all three. I headcanon that Gregory loves reptiles and amphibians, so I could definitely see him being one in the LPS world. Give it some paper and crayons, and it'll think you're great.

Johnny Toast

When I think of an animal that fits Toast, I’ve always associated him with border collies and huskies for whatever reason, so I think LPS #210 would work well for him! It looks like a dapper gentledog, too, so that’s a plus. Would make the best pancakes, too, I think.

LPS #785 fits, and I think the color palette works as well (there are some other LPS with the same mold that are dark blue, and those could work as well! One of them is LPS #1217).

Gavin Toast

I’ll be honest, I didn’t really see any LPS pets that just screamed Gavin to me, but I think LPS #523 could work! Looks like the type of pet to try to act aloof and mysterious, but secretly just doesn’t want others to get involved.

LPS #55 could also work, as that cat looks like it’d try to con me (that look says it all…). I think of Gavin when I see tuxedo cats anyway, so I guess that's another reason why I think this pet could work.

Jinny Toast

Johnny and Gavin’s sister Jinny is a slightly hard one, as I can not for the life of me remember if we’ve ever seen her in a video (she’s been mentioned a few times, though). So purely going off of headcanon, I think LPS #1209 works well for her! I associate purples with her for whatever reason, so this pet’s colors fit her to me. Seems like a pet with tons of ambition, who isn't afraid to speak what's on its mind.

LPS #815 suites her as well! Something about the dark gray mixed with the little bits of the light blue here and there gives me Jinny vibes.

Mary Toast

It was hard to narrow down what pet I think best suites Mary, as I found several. That being said, I think that LPS #347 works best. It looks like a confident, fun-loving pet, and its coloring matches what I headcanon her hair and eye colors to be :3

I could also see her being LPS #69 from the newest line. I just think it gives Mary vibes, idk. Sorry for the picture being so small; couldn't find one that was bigger :(

Fred Spooker

I have always associated Spooker with cats, so that’s why I think LPS #1521 is a perfect match! While the pet itself doesn’t automatically have the pink beanie, it did come with its set! As with the cat for Ghost, this pet just screams Spooker to me.

I could also see LPS #511 working for them, as I think the color palette and markings fit Spooker’s aesthetic!

While rather basic, I think LPS #2034 would also match, as I think of yellow tabbies regarding Spooker :3

Chris “Colon” Ghostie

There were a few pets (albeit repetitive) that I thought could work for Colon, but I ultimately landed with LPS #1602. This bear just makes me think of Colon a lot, and it seems like it’d be a cool pet to be around! Probably very logical as well (Chris is the most logical one of P.I.E. after all).

LPS #366 could work as well, mainly due to the color palette (I heavily associate purples, blues, and greens with Colon). Seems like a chill pet to be around. Would definitely want to hang out with it. Could have some interesting conversations with it, I'm sure.

Woah

Maybe because she is a ghost and floats around wherever she goes, bit I tend to think of birds representing Woah. Due to this association with birds, along with Woah's color palette, I think that LPS #1650 is a good match! This pet also gives me Woah vibes, idk. It seems polite but shy. (While not pictured, LPS #372 is a pet from the same mold that I think could fit Woah, too. It has brighter colors than LPS #1650, but it's still pink, blue, and purple.)

I could also see LPS #1660 fitting. It looks like a sweet younger sister who likes to be with others, but also gives me shy vibes. Definitely suits Woah, imo.

Johnny Boast

I don't exactly have a lot to say about Boast, oof. But for whatever reason, I think that LPS #1191 fits Boast a lot. It seems like the type of pet that's somewhat reserved but once you get to know it, it's got quite the sense of humor. A good vibes pet for sure. Would definitely want to be friends with this pet.

I could also see LPS #650 working for Boast. Idk, when I look at it it reminds me of him a lot, so there's that. I think it's the colors, but I'm not quite sure. This pet seems loyal and calm, which are attributes I see Boast having.

Johnny Roast

I didn't really know how to choose a pet for Roast, so I decided to choose his based off of vibes. With that, LPS #753 gives me major Roast vibes to the point that this is a case where this pet is literally just him. Can't really explain it, but yeah. Probably a prankster, and was definitely the class clown when he was in high school.

Dark Pit

Since there isn't a lot to go off of with Dark Pit when it comes to canon, I'm relying on my own take of the character for choosing what pet I think works for him. I usually associate blacks, purple, yellows, and blues with them, and that definitely influenced what pet I chose. That said, I think that LPS #2708 would work well for his angelic form. I wanted to stick to a pet that could fly, then I remembered that there was a LPS fairy line. This pet looks like a sparkle dog, and sparkle dogs are cool; Dark Pit is cool, so they get to a sparkle dog.

For his human form, or in this case animal form, I think that LPS #1748 is a good fit. This pet gives me vibes that it would be the type to constantly observe/watch other pets, which would fit along with an angel watching over humans (animals in this case). Like, you're at a party and this pet is just in the corner sipping punch and observing everyone. Mysterious. Totally not trying to see how it should interact with the others.

William Barricade

If I'm remembering things correctly, wasn't it stated that William Barricade used to be a member of the OG P.I.E. (like, when Boast, Roast, Pit, etc. were around)? I just remember that he was part of P.I.E. in the past, but he quit (not on bad terms or anything, though). Anyway, I think that LPS #61 suits him a lot. Idk why, but I feel like he'd definitely be a German shepherd if he was an animal. I don't really have much to say about him, sorry ;-;

Katrina

As there is very little info about Katrina in canon, my picks for what LPS pet she would be are probably going to be different than what's expected? (Idk what the general consensus surrounding her is, oof.) That being said, I think that LPS #2135 works well for Katrina, as its color palette makes me think of her and the pet gives me similar vibes to who Katrina is (at least according to my headcanons). This pet seems friendly, but it also looks like someone that I wouldn't want to be on bad terms with, you know? Seems really smart, but maybe a bit too kind to people for its own good, putting others before itself.

I also think that LPS #879 would be a good match, as it gives me vibes that it would be a friendly pet who has a good sense of humor, and also likes learning new things. Also, for whatever reason, I associate sheep with Katrina? I genuinely don't know why I do, but for as long as I've known of her I have.

Jenny Ghost

Idk what all to say about Jenny Ghost, but I honestly can't remember much about her? I know her and Jenny Toast showed up in 2 or 3 videos, but I can only vaguely remember 1 :( Anyway, I associate grays, pinks, and purples with her, as well as cats, so I think that LPS #1921 fits her well. Coincidentally this pet is from the same mold as the pet I chose for Johnny Ghost. This pet gives me sassy girlboss vibes, lol. Could probably have some of the most thought-provoking conversations followed by the most mind-baffling ones with this pet.

Jenny Toast

Like I mentioned for Jenny Ghost, I unfortunately don't really know a lot about Jenny Toast :( That being said, she seems like such a cool, fun person to interact with. They would probably try to get me involved in some wacky shenanigans, and I for one would probably be down to join. Anyway, I think that LPS #1676 fits Jenny Toast well! I associate her with purples, blues, and blacks, as well with dogs and rabbits. This pet also just gives me Jenny vibes. It seems very polite but also like a bit of a troublemaker. Very fitting of Jenny Toast, if you ask me. (This may be me misremembering, but wasn't Jenny slightly a prankster in the videos they were featured in?)

I can't upload the image of this next pet due to the 30 image limit on posts, but I think that the LPS Kohl's Rabbit could also work for Jenny! It's a white bunny with light blue accents, and it reminds me of Jenny Toast a lot for whatever reason.

[autisticarachnid]

talevember day 24 ~ partnership

when they’re partners in crime >>> (and partners in love)

[feathered-moths-ablaze]

AUUUGHHHHH JAVIN IS IN MY BRAIN AGAIN AAAAAHHHHH

Imagine if Jimmy does not want anyone to know about him and Gavin. He has a reputation to maintain goddamnit! Plus he gets to keep Gavin to himself But he also has a terrible poker face and panics when it's mentioned in public, so a good chunk of people already know - they just don't say it in earshot-

HOLY SHIT P.I.E FINDING OUT. Jimmy just shrieks in Ghost's brain and tries to stop it but just gives Ghost a migraine instead. Or Toast shooting back with that and it backfiring like:

Jimmy: you wanna know my secret?! :)

Toast: What, that you're dating my brother? 😒

Jimmy: wha-! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!?!

Que Jimmy shaking the shit out of Toast demanding who told him

It may not be the same secret he's on about showing, but he sure as hell doesn't want it to be known regardless.

[hanahaki-ghost]

RP rules

Current fixation go rps: TPoH, transformers, TMC

Hello! I like to roleplay and will RP most things as long as I’m comfortable/confident in the character I’m playing.

/Style/

I’m willing to RP with anyone with any style I am semi lit but roleplay in the style you’re comfortable with

Be aware sometimes when I’m unable to think about a way to drive the story forward my responses may be short but I’ll try to write more.

/characters/

This is a list of characters I prefer to play

-Oc-

~stephen(Dreams of an insomniac)

~Harper(Dreams of an insomniac)

~Eden

~Damien

~Vixen(hollow knight)

~Avi(Hollow Knight)

-fandom characters-

~Johnny Ghost(taleblr)

~Jimmy Casket(taleblr)

~Soundwave(Transformers(TFP, gen1, Earthspark, animated))

~Jameson Jackson(jacksepticeye)

~host(Markiplier)

~jackieboyman (jacksepticeye)

~delta(bioshock)

~booker(bioshock)

~jack(bioshock)

~049(SCP)

~Ghostface (DBD)

~Hoodie/Brian(marble hornets)

~Jay(marble hornets)

~scully(marble hornets)

More(just ask or TBA)

/characters for you/

If you would like to use ocs I’m perfectly fine with it and if a character I prefer is one you want to play feel free to ask me and we’ll figure something out

Though for Transformers I’m looking for someone who may be willing to do shockwave or blaster and jazz(or just one of the two)

/fandoms/

The fandom I’m willing to RP

~transformers

~Taleblr(PIE)

~Jack and Mark egos(not the creators)

~Bioshock

~DOAI

~Marble Hornets

~TMC

~the property of hate

~SCP

~dead by daylight

~Hollow knight

~TPoH

More(ask/TBA)

Rules:

1. be respectful

2. Be aware I do have stuff going on outside of roleplays and at times may be slow to respond

3. Send a hello message before we start

4. Let me know any triggers you may have before we start

5. Let me know what you’re comfortable with

6. No forcing of a character unless it’s a small nudge in the direction of a plot line

7. No incest

8. If possible let me know if you’ll be absent for a while and I’ll do the same

9. If you are wishing to end the RP and go separate ways let me know

10. If you wish the end the current one and start a new plot or fandom RP just let me know(I don’t bite)

11. If you have headcannons you wish to use let me know

/ships/

Ghost x Toast(PIE/Taleblr)

Jimmy x Gavin(PIE/Taleblr)

Soundwave x Shockwave(Transformers)

Jazz x Soundwave x Blaster (Transformers)

Danny x Micheal(DBD)

Septiceye x iplier(not the content creators only the characters)

Sinclair x Delta(Bioshock)

049 x 035(SCP)

Brian x Tim(marble hornets)

More(TBA or ask)

When it comes to asking about ships, characters, fandoms etc. if it’s something weird feel free to ask if I don’t personally enjoy it then I’ll just tell you so, and if you don’t want to RP a ship I have or something that’s fine just tell me and we won’t RO that ship.

Feel free to DM or comment asking about RPs

/ideas/

TPoH- happy ending au:Hero goes home and eventually meet her old friends from the world of make believe again

PIE-N/A

SCP-N/A

Bioshock-sinclair and Delta working to get Sinclair unconverted from a big daddy

DBD-Dannys new and Micheal shows him around

Egos x PIE crossover-the characters of taleblr are brought in to the world the egos are in

-family au:Dark and Anti are Jimmys parents who loose him to the housekeeper and when they see him in the future are surprised

[maddiefriendlovesbilly]

Hello VT content-starved bitches, today I bring you pie shenanigans, tomorrow, who knows? (Probably silence)

💖 Reblogs help my art reach others! 💖

[lethalbreadkills]

[elijahtheghostof]

Jimmy Casket and Gavin Toast

[elysianblessing-old]

mischievous with Gavin and Jimmy?

“C’mon, Jim!” Gavin grins brightly, pulling his boyfriend along by the arm as he fixes the duffel bag over his shoulder; he looks back to grin at the other, only growing more excited at the curious look. “What’re we doin’, Gav..?” Jimmy asks slowly, pausing when Gavin stops in front of a large expanse of blank brick wall. “Juuuust a little bit of harmless mischief.” Gavin says simply, dropping the bag on the ground and bending down to open it; and peering over his shoulder, Jimmy saw that it was just full of different colors of spray paint. His own expression quickly turned to a smile. “Gimme a black one,” Jimmy says, laughing a little; taking the can with no hesitation and shaking it, taking the cap off and not wasting any time before he starts to spray paint onto the wall in the shape of a casket, grinning over at Gavin when the latter grabs a can of white paint, starting to paint something himself. It really was just harmless mischief, and they’d be gone before anyone decided to call the police..! Nobody ever noticed.. and “problems” could always be dealt with..!

(Send me a word + one or two characters and I’ll write a short fic!)

[werewolfgenesis]

VT As Incorrect Quotes!!

This is mostly PIE but there's plenty of Acachalla siblings too. And Gavin and Jimmy ofc and a few other small appearances

This is gonna be LONG! So enjoy

Spooker: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Spooker and Colon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Toast: Our turn, Ghost! One, two, three- vanilla!

Ghost, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

—

Colon: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Toast: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Spooker: I got distracted about halfway through.

Ghost: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

—

Colon, banging on the door: Ghost! Open up!

Ghost: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Spooker: No, he meant-

Toast: Let him finish.

—

Spooker: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Toast: Not if they consent to it.

Ghost: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Colon: YES?!?

—

Colon: Why are your tongues purple?

Toast: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Ghost: I had a red one.

Colon: oh

Colon:

Colon: OH

Spooker:

Spooker: You drank each other's slushies?

—

Colon: Why is Ghost so sad?

Toast: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Colon: And...?

Toast: He got Spooker.

—

Colon: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Spooker: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Ghost?

Ghost: Probably “road work ahead”.

Toast: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

—

Colon: You know those things will kill you, right?

Toast, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Ghost, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Spooker: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

—

Ghost, about Colon: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Spooker: Are we stealing them?

Toast: New or used?

Ghost: Wonderful responses, both of you.

—

Spooker: Truth or dare?

Ghost: Dare

Spooker: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Ghost: Hey Colon

Colon, blushing: Yeah?

Ghost: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Toast

—

Spooker: I’m an idiot.

Ghost:

Toast:

Colon:

Spooker:

Ghost: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

—

Toast: Good morning.

Ghost: Good morning.

Colon: Good morning.

Spooker: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Jimmy: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

—

Toast, trying to convince Gavin to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Spooker: And loud!

Colon: And grumpy!

Ghost: And oblivious to reality!

Gavin:

—

Spooker: What does 'take out' mean?

Colon: Food.

Toast: Dating

Ghost: Murder

Jimmy: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD

—

Colon: I told Ghost his ears flush when he lies.

Spooker: Why?

Colon: Look.

Colon: Hey Ghost! Do you love us?

Ghost, covering his ears: No.

Spooker:

—

Spooker: Colon, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Colon: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later

Spooker: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Toast.

—

Toast, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Spooker: You did WHAT–

Ghost: William Snakespeare

—

Colon: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Ghost does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Toast: If Ghost were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Ghost jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Colon: You jump off a cliff!

Toast: Gladly. Provided Ghost did first.

—

Gavin: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Toast: Gavin, that's a coma.

Gavin: Sounds festive.

—

*Toast and Ghost skipping stones on lake*

Toast: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Ghost, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

—

Ghost: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Toast's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

—

Jimmy: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Gavin: I think you mean cards.

Jimmy, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

—

Colon: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Ghost: Killed without hesitation.

Colon: No.

—

Spooker: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Colon: Okay.

Spooker: And make out during the scary parts.

Colon: Th-

Colon: The scary parts.

Colon: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

—

Toast: How do I deal with my enemies?

Jimmy: Kill them

Toast: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Jimmy: Kill them only a little?

—

Spooker: So what’s for dinner?

Toast, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

—

Jimmy: *Gets down on one knee*

Gavin: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Jimmy: *Falls over*

Gavin: The poison is kicking in.

—

Gavin: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Jimmy: Only if you also don't ask either

Jimmy: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Gavin:

Jimmy:

Gavin: This one is fine

—

Toast: Gavin, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Gavin: Well of course I have.

Gavin: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Gavin: It's boring.

—

Ghost: I prevented a murder today.

Spooker: Really? How’d you do that?

Ghost: Self control

—

Toast: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!

Ghost: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

—

Ghost: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Toast: No, I said "Ghost, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

—

Ghost: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Colon: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

—

Gavin with a gun to Ghost's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?

Ghost: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

—

Gavin: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Toast: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?

Gavin: No.

—

Toast: I need to dye my hair.

Colon: ...

Toast: Or get another tattoo.

Colon: ...

Toast: Or a new piercing.

Colon: Why?

Toast: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

—

Jimmy: Do dragons fart fire?

Toast: I don't know.

Jimmy: I thought you went to college.

—

Colon: *Running towards Ghost with open arms*

Ghost: *Moves out of the way*

Colon: Hey, why'd you move?!

Ghost: I thought you were going to attack me.

Colon: I was going to hug you!

Ghost: Why would you hug me?

Colon: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

—

Toast: There's no way he likes me back.

Gavin: Ghost would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Toast: Ghost would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

—

Jimmy: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Jimmy: … And violently jerk their head at a 90 angle until it snaps.

Toast: That took an unexpected turn.

Jimmy: So did their neck.

—

Toast: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Ghost: But are you shuffling?

Toast: Everyday.

Gavin: What language are you two speaking??

—

Ghost: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Toast: It was me.

Ghost: ... be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Colon: And you wonder why people think you're dating.

—

Gavin: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Jimmy: Well that would suck, because you can’t microwave metal.

Toast: Good morning to everyone, except these two people.

—

Colon: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

Toast: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

Jimmy: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

—

Gavin: Hey, do you know the password to Toast’s computer?

Jimmy: Fuck you, Gavin.

Gavin: Hey!!

Jimmy: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouGavin".

Gavin: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

—

Ghost: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.

Ghost: No, that’s Toast… I’m your nicest friend.

Ghost: No, that's Spooker. I’m your... friend!

—

Toast: Colon has no idea I’m high.

Colon: You’re high?

Toast: Oh, I’m sorry.

Toast, leaning over to Ghost: Colon has no idea I’m high.

—

Ghost, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Colon: Gray.

Toast: Grey.

Ghost, turning to Spooker: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Spooker: Dark white.

—

Ghost: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am the fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Toast: A doll.

Spooker: A cinnamon roll.

Colon: A sweetheart.

Ghost:

Ghost: ...stop it.

—

Toast: Why does Spooker have a black eye?

Colon: He was saying ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.’ So Ghost threw your dictionary at him.

Ghost: It was just to test a theory.

—

Colon: Ghost isn’t answering his phone.

Toast: I’ll call.

Colon: Spooker and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Ghost: Hello?

—

Officer Maloney: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Ghost: Shit.

Toast: Wait, three?

Officer Maloney: Yeah?

Colon: OH MY GOD SPOOKER FELL OFF!!!

—

Ghost: Slenderman, my old arch enemy.

Maxwell: I thought I was your arch enemy?

Ghost: I have a life outside of you, Maxwell.

—

Ghost: I just ended a four year relationship.

Colon: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Ghost: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Sally and Slenderman fighting from across the room*

—

Toast: How many kids do you have?

Gertrude: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

—

Sally: He stole from me first!

Slenderman: Mhm.

Sally: Stole my heart...

Ghost: It is still illegal to commit murder.

—

*Billy, Sally, and Spencer are sitting on a bench*

Sue: Why do you guys look so sad?

Billy: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Sue sits down*

Sally: The bench is freshly painted.

—

Sue: I think we're missing something.

Billy: Teamwork?

Sally: Cohesion?

Spencer: A general sense of what we’re doing?

—

Sue: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Billy: I don’t know how to do that.

Sally: I don’t wear a watch.

Spencer: Time is a construct.

—

Sally, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Billy, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Spencer, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Sue, trembling: What are we playing

—

Spencer: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Sally: Plane tickets?

Billy: Concert tickets?

Sue: Prostitution?

Spencer, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

—

Billy: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Spencer: You’re a hazard to society

Sue: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

—

Papa, addressing the family: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Gertrude: But – that’s just a trash can.

Papa: It sure is!

—

Sally: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Billy: Oh, I’m always running

Billy: The question is from what

—

Spencer: God, give me patience.

Billy: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Spencer: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

—

Spencer: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!

Gertrude: Mind your language!

Spencer: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Gertrude:

Spencer: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

—

Spencer: A girl doesn’t dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems!

Sue, offended: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

—

Sally: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Billy: Spencer is the scariest thing I could think of!

Spencer: Billy told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

—

Spencer: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Billy: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Spencer: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Sally: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

—

*Gertrude & Sally are arguing*

Gertrude: That’s it! Go to your room!

Sally: That’s not fair! You never send Spencer to his room!

Gertrude: Spencer never leaves his room.

Gertrude: If he were in trouble, I would make him sit in the living room and interact with others.

INCOMING VT OC JUMPSCARE!!!

His name is Gabe (Not my OC but I love him dearly <3)

Sally: Guys, I have a question.

Spencer: Kys <3

Sally: I love you too.

Gabe: Ah, yes. Siblings.

—

Gabe: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Sally: Just rip the bandage off.

Gabe: It’s Spencer.

Sally: Put the bandage back on.

—

Gabe: Damn, the power went out.

Billy: Don’t worry, I got this.

Billy: *Shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Gabe: What-?

Billy: I swallowed a glow stick!

Gabe, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

—

Spencer, trying to ask Gabe out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Sally: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

—

Gabe: Why are you late?

Spencer: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Gabe: Overslept?

Spencer: Overslept.

[allabouttaleblr]

An Exploration of Gavin Toast

TW: Topics of abuse, neglect, drinking, drugs, violence, and sexual activity

Gavin always felt different. He was never quite sure why as a young child- after all, he had a seemingly perfect life. A loving mother, a doting father, a kind twin brother, a protective older sister and an adorable baby sister. And still, he felt different from his family.

And then his parents died, and he and his siblings were sent to the US to be adopted away. He and Johnny were separated from their sisters, and found themselves in a somewhat well off family that prized appearances over affection and individuality. And suddenly, Johnny was the perfect golden child who could do no wrong, but Gavin was the problem child no matter what he did. He was always in Johnny’s shadow.

Oh, perfect Johnny Toast. Johnny Toast always gets good grades. Johnny Toast always behaves himself. Johnny Toast always dresses appropriately. Johnny Toast always did what he was told. Johnny Toast always listens to appropriate music. Johnny Toast always says the right things. Johnny Toast, Johnny Toast, Johnny Toast.

And little Gavin began to resent his brother and their adoptive parents. He acted out, he was frequently angry, he spoke out against the adults around him. He yelled, he hit, he insulted. And time and time again, he was put in time out, sent to his room (that he shared with Johnny), or grounded.

Even when his twin brother got into the socially strange hobby of ghost hunting, he was still the golden child. And Gavin had to endure hearing all about his twin’s adventures.

As he entered his teenage years, his behavior escalated. He snuck out, destroyed property, trespassed and would even sometimes run away for a full day. He became increasingly hostile towards his twin, insulting him every chance he got, and even insulting his best friend, Johnny Ghost. He hated his twin brother, he hated their adoptive parents, and he was starting to really hate his grandmother and the entire royal family for, in his mind, robbing him of the opportunity to grow up in that privilege and sending him away to the US.

When he and Johnny turned 18 and later graduated high school (Gavin just barely), they were forced back to London to study. Gavin, surprisingly, kept his acting out to a minimum, happier than ever to be away from their adoptive parents, and happy to finally be in London, in some privilege at long last. Gavin skated by in his classes, mostly getting B’s and C’s for once. He would indulge himself by going to pubs, buying delicious food and even going to museums and art galleries, fully dipping his toes in the privilege he and Johnny were granted in London. He even occasionally partied. However, he started storing a lot of the money he was given, and even stole small amounts from Johnny, stashing all of it to serve as his emergency fund that he knew he’d need one day.

London wasn’t much better in terms of the favoritism, unfortunately. Johnny still got great grades, he got along well with several people, and was favored by their professors. He even met a girl, Mary, whom Gavin immediately hated, even if she tried to be nice to him.

Gavin’s resentment of Johnny and the royal family still continued to slowly grow in London. While he heavily enjoyed the privilege they were granted, his resentment of losing out on the privilege of growing up royal only intensified while living in the capital, surrounded by his families’ palaces.

And then, Johnny Ghost returned, and Gavin’s resentment finally boiled over. He got into a physical fight with both his twin and Ghost, physically injuring both of them, but mainly his twin. He quickly gathered all of his stashed money, and fled on a plane, somehow managing to smuggle all that he had.

And then, Gavin’s life of crime truly began. He landed in DC and stole cars all the way back to North Carolina, robbing banks the entire way down. He charmed his way into house parties and indulged in drinking. He drank and did drugs, he slept with multiple women (but never felt satisfied, strangely) and even nicked things from them too. He even began to deal drugs. He decided he was not going to hold back- he was going to indulge in the wild life he was never granted.

It was through hard partying that he discovered he was gay, and started hooking up with men instead. He kept stealing things from his partners and robbing banks to stay afloat, squatting at abandoned houses and sometimes coaxing his partners to let him stay for a night or two.

However, while running away from his latest robbery one day, he discovered a dilapidated manor left to ruin in the woods. He quickly discovered it was haunted, but that wasn’t the most surprising discovery he made- he could control the ghosts living there.

And suddenly, he had it. He finally had something over his twin brother. Johnny had grown up infatuated with ghost hunting, and here Gavin was with the ability to control ghosts. And it filled him with so, so much glee.

His life of crime only escalated, but now he had a safe haven to hide away from the police in, where he could never be touched. He stole, he robbed, and he even killed a man to stop him from ratting Gavin out. Gavin isolated himself, only ever interacting with the people he robbed and the cops sent after him.

And then, Jimmy Casket wandered into his life with the intensity of a burning sun. Jimmy Casket wound up at his house every other day it seemed, injured to high hell with stab wounds and gunshot wounds and everything in between. And Gavin would wrap him up every time, watching his moves closely.

And then the damnedest thing happened. Gavin discovered that the serial killer he had taken in just so happened to inhabit the body of his brothers best friend, Johnny Ghost. And that filled Gavin with so much glee- after all, any time Casket was with him, Ghost was not with his twin, which meant his twin would be wracked with worry.

To his disappointment, Jimmy’s appearances began slowly happening less and less often. He went from showing up every other day to once a week, which frustrated Gavin.

And then one day, his twin brother and Ghost got a call to investigate the very manor Gavin was staying in. Gavin immediately jumped into action, changing into clothes his brother wore and commanding the ghosts to kidnap Johnny and take him below ground to the basement, and ensure he couldn’t scream. And Gavin managed to briefly fool Ghost for just long enough to get the ghosts to attack and trigger Jimmy. The two tormented Johnny for a full day before releasing him, and they went on a brief two day crime spree until Ghost finally managed to wrestle back control.

And thus started Gavin and Jimmy’s true life of crime together, as well as their relationship shortly thereafter, and boy was it an obsessive one. While Gavin did feel romantic and sexual attraction, any attraction Jimmy felt was muddled and largely presented as obsession. Gavin was his, and Gavin was happy with that.

Gavin and Casket would rob and kill together, indulging in each other’s destructive desires. Gavin even kidnapped Ghost a handful of times, partly to get Jimmy and partly to torment his twin brother.

And the years went by, and one day, Jimmy found a new vessel, and he could be with Gavin every single day. And while the two continue to torment Johnny and Ghost, they’ve found a happy rhythm of robbery and murder together.

[ze-doktar-is-here]

Part 2!