#jily:txt

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lily, talking about james: he is really charming ... he could charm the pants off you.

everyone:

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lily: i know what you are

james: say it. say it out loud

lily: a nerd

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voldemort: i'm sorry, james and lily can't come to the phone right now. why? cos they're dead

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minerva mcgonagall when james and lily started dating:

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You could write cute Jily and Blackdonald headcanons❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

james loves salt and vinegar crisps, lily loves prawn cocktail - so they always have hoards of walkers everywhere in their kitchen

they’re tol and smol couple: snogging on tables and kitchen counters, standing on tip-toe kisses which result to him picking her up 

they go on a date every friday, lily puts on her killer heels and startling red lipstick and james tries (and fails) to tame down his wild hair and wears his one and only suit - but they always seem to get food down their clothes or spilling wine or coffee, end up snogging somewhere and told off for PDA

they’re THE worst for pda - cinemas, fun-fairs, dentists… you name it, james and lily have snogged there

of course they had their fair share of blushes, shaking hands, nervous butterflies and hopeful gazes - but once they realised that the other felt the same way there was no stopping them

the couple who were basically THE married couple before they were even a couple

sirius is a little shorter than james, so mary doesn’t have to reach up quite as high to kiss his nose. she puts on heels and they’re almost the same height, but she still gets swoony, day-dreamy and head over heels for sirius whenever he walks into the room

he has so many denim and leather jackets that, when they get too small or confining for him, mary wears them and they look like a damn hollywood pair with their shades and suave jackets

mary is constantly wearing his clothes and he loves it - not so secretly 

they get into petty arguments - both are so stubborn that they’ll fall out over the smallest of things (like eating the last of the sour cream and chive pringles - which they both love and learning how to share is one of the hardest things in their relationship) BUT they can’t stay mad at each other for long and end up getting back together about five minutes later and there’s tears and ‘i love you’s 

mary is such a romantic and she has a bucket list of all the cute couple things sirius and herself must accomplish. such as, dancing in the rain (which he begrudgingly does but ends up loving and the two of them end up doing freaking salsa dancing on the sidewalks), going scuba diving, winning the tuesday quiz at the pub (they compete against james and lily and it turns out lily actually knows more about sports than sirius and james put together, and james knows a lot of useless trivia about usless things - their success is huge and sirius and mary’s defeat is brutal)

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Jily and Blackdonald cooking headcanons?

james was taught by euphemia how to cook like scrambled eggs/bread/cake at an early age and as he grew he rlly enjoyed learning how to cook and bake so they did lots of fun baking days!

muggle au where james goes to paris to study at le cordon bleu and meets lily who’s an arts student with wanderlust and they fall in love over their passion for food

lily is a rlly good like home cook - like super good, yummy, hearty and homey dishes like corned beef hash and sheperds pie and delicious desserts like apple pie and crumble

sirius taught himself how to cook when walburga didnt care what her son did, least of all what he ate

so he’d go into the kitchen at night when his stomach was hungry (because he’d refuse to show weakness in front of his family and was too proud to admit it) and saw all these cooking books that hadn’t been used in years

night after night he’d try different recipes and the house elves taught him not just magical cooking but real art of cooking

mary on the other hand…

she helped her dad with the cooking from time to time (because as the youngest she’s always roped into that chore) but never really got into wanting to learn

she can’t cook for toffee 

she almost sets the kitchen on fire one time when she demands that she make him some pasta (because ‘how hard can it be to boil some pasta?’ - it ends up being a burnt mess and in the end they decide to order in an indian and snuggle up together watching netflix)

sirius loves the fact that she can’t cook because,

A: he can do something she can’t - and he gloats and delights in teasing 

B: he can teach her and there’s many a movie moment where he’s guiding her hands from behind, hugging her almost with her hair tickling his nose and they’re so close and they always end up snogging 

C: he wears a ‘kiss the cook’ apron and they literally lose count of how many kisses they share when it surpasses over ‘four hundred and seventy something’

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muggle au where they’re playing seven minutes in heaven but sirius steals james’ glasses so when it’s his turn he’s scrambling around in the closet not really being able to see anything.

the door opens and someone comes in and he can just only vaguely make out a silhouette and the person’s muttering under their breath as the door’s shut and they’re both encased in darkness. the smell of berries and vanilla hits his senses so hard. he’s got a sorry on his lips as he reaches out, hand brushing softly against theirs and a shiver shoots up his spine.

then he’s being pushed against a wall, and his hands shoot up around her waist. theres something about kissing in the dark, he can feel her hair tickling his cheeks, the taste of cherry chapstick mixed with peppermint schnapps against her lips. and then he’s mumbling her name and she stops because how the hell did he know? “no one else has touched that schnapps bottle the whole night,” he’s grinning, finally getting accustomed to the darkness so he can make out the vague outline of lily’s face inches from his own.

they’re kissing again when the door opens and mary is saying times up, the two jumping apart. no one tells him he’s got cherry chapstick smudged all over his face.

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social media au where james is texting lily and he’s trying to send her name but he taps too fast and all he sends is

ily

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the most jily au prompt ever:

UM HELL NO YOU’RE NOT ABOUT TO PLAY 'THE FINAL COUNTDOWN’ ON YOUR PORTABLE SPEAKERS AS I GIVE BIRTH TO OUR CHILD. GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM THAT PLAY BUTTON OR SO HELP ME.

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lily is one of those people who, as soon as she hits the pillows, she’s out like a light, snoring so loud. and james is one of those light sleepers who need absolute silence and he’ll just hear her loud snores and he’ll look at the camera like he’s on the office but then he’s smiling because if there was ever anyone he’d lose sleep over - it’s lily potter

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sirius at james and lily's wedding: attaboy

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just imagine the marauders being all dorky and james falls into the black lake and sirius runs off with his wand so james has to walk the grounds soaking and he looks exactly like colin firth as darcy in the 1995 version and lily's just like 👀👀👌👏👍

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can you just imagine the marauders trying to learn apparition and james potter is like ‘i can totally pass this, i am going to be amazing!’ and it all goes wrong and the rest of year watch as only half of his body apparates and he spends a week in hospital because of it all and every time lily visits him she can’t help but laugh because it was hilarious, but seeing him there in the hospital bed all embarrassed makes her want to just kiss him and so she does

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harry has his mother’s eyes. which means that lily’s eyes were also as green as a fresh pickled toad. 

i bet james tried to woo her once saying her hair was like crab-sticks (because he really loves crab-sticks okay and to him this is like the biggest compliment he can ever give)

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Do you think you could describe possible interactions between Sirius and Vernon? :)

man oh man okay. so. sirius has always detested vernon? ever since lily told them that petunia was seeing this walrus of a man who despised magic. so sirius knew right then and there. no one hates on his friends and gets away with it. 

so obviously, when lily and james start to get more serious, james finally meets vernon himself. and of course, recounts every single thing back to sirius when he gets home. sirius is livid.

 and he never tells anyone, but he transforms into padfoot that night to w r e c k  vernon’s garden. lily has her suspicions but she never tells james- she doesn’t want vernon to wake up one night and die of fright when he sees a stag and a dog burrowing holes in his grass

then in the final summer holiday sirius and lily are having their annual lets relax and snooze with our feet up on the sofa, watching tv, eating junk and forgetting about the world (but this time, james is invited too ofc and mary) and there’s a knock on the door, followed by petunia’s screeches of ‘lily why are your freak friends here?’. mary met vernon one time whilst at lily’s (and she’s had to endure a lot of ‘freak’s from petunia), she told sirius what a complete idiot and prejudiced piece of junk vernon was. so of course sirius is curious (and v angry abt how he has treated the three most important people of his life)

so. they’re all sat on the sofa and all share a look of alarm with each other as they hear the door open, petunia’s shrill voice and a very deep voice that’s horrifically posh and rather like a fog horn. sirius cranes his neck to see through the door, almost falls off the sofa and catches vernon gaze as mary and james are having to pull him back up from the floor. vernon just raises an eyebrow at him, turns his nose up and glares. then walks away with petunia. 

sirius is already standing up, pushing his shirt sleeves to his elbows ready to fight but they all push him back down and. that night sirius destroys vernon’s rose bush.

the next time they meet is at vernon + petunia’s wedding. of course lily and james are (begrudgingly) invited, so mary and sirius wait by the parking lot to give jily their support. they both came on sirius’s motorbike and when the new mr and mrs dursley leave the church there’s this shiny, fancy black car with white ribbon dressed all over it. of course, the motorbike sticks out like a sore thumb and vernon tuts as they have to pass the bike, talking about how it looks like a piece of rubbish. sirius can’t help but mutter back a rather rude comeback and once again mary has to hold him back before he gives vernon a bloody nose. she calms him down as jily arrive and they all leave. 

obviously, lily doesn’t meet petunia much after this. she visits their home on very rare occasions, but when she tells petunia that she’s marrying james lily knows it’ll probably be the last time they meet. sirius tells her they don’t deserve her, that she’s a far better person than they’d ever be, and they spend time talking about siblings and the pain that comes from that.

then it’s october 31st and sirius had actually forgotten all about horrid vernon dursley. but then james and lily are dead and he’s broken beyond repair, and harry is the only thing left of the potter family, of their past, of their legacy. when sirius arrives he sees baby harry there with hagrid and of course gives hagrid his motorbike (he has no use for it, and there are too many memories that remind of him james there. he can’t look at it anymore). he knows harry is going to live with the dursleys. and sirius is apprehensive- he remembers how vernon was and all he can do is pray that he has some sort of mercy on small baby harry. 

years later vernon sees a familiar black dog in his garden, and it has those familiar grey eyes of a certain someone who was always hanging around with that potter fellow. he stares at the dog and the dog stares back and vernon just gives him a nod before the dog walks away. 

then when sirius meets vernon in the afterlife, after finding out how he treated harry, he gives him that well deserved bloody nose 

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acciolaugh replied to your post “harry has his mother’s eyes. which means that lily’s eyes were also as...”

"Your eyes are as green as the toad you transfigured me into when I was annoying you in herbology"

-said by James Potter who, ten seconds later, gets kicked in the shins by Lily Evans