#jiggyknowswhatsup

[71tenseventeen]

I love you, I love the updates, I love the fic! But pleeeeease go easy on us all with the angst! My poor little heart can't take this!

Sorrrrryyyyy

I should probably say something like “buckle up.” But I will always, always give them a happy ending. I promise! 

[stupidsexyseguin]

i was tagged by @jiggyknowswhatsup 

the rules are:

✰ post the rules

✰ answer the questions given to you by the tagger

✰ write eleven questions of your own

✰ tag eleven people

Questions:

1.) Best fanfiction you ever read? i feel like there’s a difference between best and favourite, so i’ll give you both and neither is a hockey fic?

the best fanfiction i have ever read was Dumbledore’s Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction, a Neville-centric Harry Potter Fanfic. but from what i remember the author deleted it. i think there’s still a few copies floating around out there somewhere.

my favourite fanfic is hard to choose, but probably this:

What I Did On My Summer Vacation by grimm (teen wolf, sterek) There's something weird about Beacon Hills that Stiles can't quite put his finger on. The way everyone in town knows his name the day he arrives. The way they insist the melancholic howling that echoes through the forest every night is just a dog. The way his dad denies getting a dog, even though Stiles comes home to find one sprawled across his bed, some big black thing whose eyes gleam red in the right light. The way that massive oak tree out in the woods vibrates under his touch, pulsing with sickly life.There's something weird going on in this town, and Stiles is determined to get to the bottom of it.

2.) Worst movie you’ve ever seen ?  Troy

3.) Biggest pet peeve?  ignorant know it all ness?

4.) If you could shoot one person without repercussions, would you do it and who would it be?  yes. trump. no regrets.

5.) Which hockey player would you like to go on a roadtrip with?  okay look. sidney crosby. because he likes learning and shit. so we could stop at weird small town museums to our hearts content. also he likes country and rock (i assume dad rock) therefore we’d have epic sing alongs and great road trip playlists.

6.) What would you buy with 10 thousand dollars? canadian/american roadtrip feat as many NHL games as possible with my tumblr buddies.

7.) Best quote? “you wanna dance with the devil, you gotta live with it when he sets you on fire” - ryan bergara

8.) Favorite type of sushi? all of it. love me some raw fish meat.

9.) The one app on your phone you couldn’t live without? chrome browser #20tabsoffanfiction

10.) Are you a Chandler, a Joey or a Ross? i’m between a chandler and a joey

11.) Why hockey? Seriously! Why? i... partially tumblr’s fault like six years ago, partially my dad’s fault, partially i just really like the game and most of the players are adorable???? New Questions: 1) favourite book? 2) if you could only listen to three albums for the rest of your life, what would they be? 3) if you could travel back in time and change one piece of history, would you? what would you change? and why? 4) you’re on mastermind, what is your specialist subject? 5) what is your favourite random fact? 6) movie snack of choice? 7) ideal date? 8) cold day warm shower, hot day cold shower? 9) it’s the purge, what do you do? 10) what john mulaney quote best describes you? 11) tell me a joke?

tagging: @fightmegallagher @itsahockeynight @superfuckingovechkin @backstrom @avengersaremyforte @josthockeythings @mitchymouse @sidneycrosbyisawitch @nugentthopkins @bkmarchand @stepmom BUT FEEL FREE TO IGNORE IT GUYS

[stupidsexyseguin]

actually it is for anyone on their ELC- which both of them are 😔

WHAT'S EVEN BETTER ABOUT MITCH AND AUSTON BEING ROAD ROOMIES IS THAT IT ISNT MANDATORY IN THE NHL ANY MORE SO THEY CHOSE TO BE

STOP IT, YOU’RE KILLING ME!

[crosmopolitan]

TC Bracket Challenge 2018 Update

Sorry this is a bit late - my mother is arriving tomorrow so I am CLEANING so as to avoid judgement and arguments. You know, all the fun parts of having a ridiculous mother.

ANYWAY. As we move into the conference finals, here are the current holders of the top 3 spots in this challenge:

@bluegrasshole (still! holy shit!! well done!!!)

@jiggyknowswhatsup

@the-scariest-librarian

Good luck folks! May your teams win!

[mystupidlovesongs]

get to know me better

I was tagged by @jiggyknowswhatsup, thanks babe.

Name/nickname - Ruuuuuubia.

Height – 5’2

Nationality - Spanish

Favorite fruit - watermelon

Favorite season – fall fall fall.

Favorite flower – peonies and orchids

Favorite scent – baked good, Christmas scented things and men’s cologne

Favorite color – teal

Favorite animal – pandas

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate – hot chocolate 

Average hours of sleep – from none to 12

Dog or cat person – both, gimme puppies and kitties

Favorite fictional character – Blair Waldorf

Number of blankets you sleep with – my duvet.

Dream trip – Australia

Blog created- six-ish years ago

Followers – 1828

Random fact – i have unhealthy amounts of shoes, bags and makeup

whoever wants to do it, just said that I tagged you

[risingskywalker]

i was tagged by @erinllindsays (thanks for the tag love)

the rules are:

✰ post the rules

✰ answer the questions given to you by the tagger

✰ write eleven questions of your own

✰ tag eleven people

Questions:

1.) A favorite quote?   “We’re all stories in the end, just make it a good one”

2.) Favorite song at the moment? Rewrite the Stars, or really anything from The Greatest Showman

3.) What’s something that you find relaxing/calming? Listening to music and writing

4.) If you could adopt/get one new pet right now, what type of animal would you get? Pretend money/space isn’t an issue. I’d adopt a dog, whichever one looks like it needs the most love...okay or a hedgehog cause they look so fun

5.) What’s a place you’ve traveled to and enjoyed? I’ve never been outside of the East Coast, so this is gonna be wicked lame, but probably just New York City, I love the atmosphere. 

6.) Dream job? A therapist at a high school. 

7.) City or country?  Damn that’s tough actually, okay, country but close enough to the city that I could go whenever I wanted to

8.) Do you collect anything? If so, what? Kinda..., I have a shit ton of elephant things, but I don’t go out of my way to collect them.

9.) Last movie you watched? Zeitgeist (if you want to question your whole life, go watch it)

10.) Donuts or ice cream? (If you say neither we can’t be friends) Ice cream 100%

11.) What’s a skill/hobby you’d like to learn? I actually just told my roommate I want to learn how to knit, which is wicked old lady of me, but I’m always bored and fidgeting with my hands, so why not make something out of it. 

New questions: 1.) What’s the best random fact you know? 2.) What’s something that makes you angry? 3.) Who was your first celebrity crush, and who is it now? 4.) Who’s a character in a TV show, movie, etc. that you relate to the most? 5.) Favorite sport, favorite team, and favorite player? 6.) What’s a habit that you have? 7.) Your favorite word or phrase, and one that you hate? 8.) Place you want to travel to, fictional, real, or both? 9.) What was the strangest injury you ever got? 10.) What do you find attractive in a person? (if anyone says eyes without valid reasoning, imma come and beat your asses) 11.) What do you want to study? (or what do you/did you study if you’re in school)

I tag: @bennlovin @stephisinspace @shadowassassinherondale @crystep34 @veseybby @baetriots @nealersegs918 @andre-burky @dazed-confused-tired @hockeyandtaylorswift @jiggyknowswhatsup  

[stupidsexyseguin]

Ffs, girl! Could you please in all actuality write that Latta/Wilso phone sex fic? Because those teaser bits destroyed me! DESTROYED ME! I need some weirdly detailed smut in my life like right fucking now, please! (I'd say I'll make you brownies, but I dare say the shipping from Germany to Australia is probably like 26 weeks or something...)

i mean, i will add it to the list! but half the stuff on my list of fic to write has been sitting in my docs folder unfinished for at least six months

[jiggyloveshockey]

jiggyknowswhatsup --> puckingsassyjools

sorry guys, felt like a new username today.

[risingskywalker]

tag game!

tagged by @erinllindsays (yay @ making friends!! 💞)

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people (cute that all these posts think i have so many FUCKING FRIENDS)

I tag: @jiggyknowswhatsup @dazed-confused-tired @andre-burky @andreburakovskyyyyyyy @krons55 -- i don’t have 20 friends, and these tag things I literally tag the same people, and don’t wanna annoy people with tags.... so if you see it and wanna do it, i also tag you (and if you hate these things, yell at me to leave you alone lmao)

last

1. drink - Sobe lifewater --- it’s some good shit

2. phone call - my little sister

3. text message - I sent “you remind me of this” and then a picture of Lenny from Shark Tales.

4. song you listened to - Old Scars/Future Hearts by All Time Low

5. time you cried - lmao literally last night. I cry all the god damn time

6. dated someone twice - .....i haven’t even dated someone once

7. kissed someone & regretted it - YUP

8. been cheated on - no

9. lost someone special - yes many times, in many different ways

10. been depressed - yep

11. gotten drunk & thrown up - I’ve pulled trig but I’ve never gotten drunk to the point where I was involuntarily puking

fave colours

12. Purple

13. Yellow

14. Like a teal color

the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yeah at school and in the wide world of tumblr

16. fallen out of love - no

17. laughed until you cried - all the time. i said it before, i literally cry all the time.

18. found out someone was talking about you - yeah and it sucks ✌🏻

19. met someone who changed you - yeah, not a good person, but made me a better person

20. found out who your friends are - yep, once again both good and bad.

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - yeah it was terrible, and then i avoided the guy forever

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in irl - idk let’s say like 93%

23. do you have any pets - yeah a fish named Misha that I gave to my brother, and a dog named Kaleigh

24. do you want to change your name - eh sometimes but only cause MY NAME HAS NO GOOD NICKNAMES AND IT MAKES ME MAD

25. what did you do for your last birthday - I went out to eat with my fam and my friend, and then my brother brought me to a BU Hockey game for my birthday a few days later which was fun cause I got to see Brady Tkachuk demolish a guy from Merrimack

26. what time did you wake up today - 9:00, had to drive back to school rip.

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - ...i was not spending my Saturday night watching reruns of Sabrina the Teenage Witch if that’s what you’re insinuating

28. what is something you can’t wait for - for UMass not to make it to the Frozen Four and me to prove my friend wrong (he thinks they have a chance how cute), oh and for 5sos to come out with their 3rd fucking album like they promised

29. what are you listening to right now - my roommates fan

30. have you ever talked to a person named tom - ah yes, i know many-a-toms

31. something that’s getting on your nerves - people who make every conversation about them and who make themselves seem superior.

32. most visited website - Blackboard (lol), and then twitter probably

33. hair colour - Kinda a dark brown, currently a blondie-ish color at the bottom, was purple at one point, probably gonna dye it dark again soon

34. long or short hair - that awkward middle length

35. do you have a crush on someone - eh kinda, i’m pretty content right now though so it’s not legit.

36. what do you like about yourself - my ability to get people who never open up, to open up. and to be the one who gets to listen to their stories and help if they need it

37. want any pericings? - my daith, and lowkey want my bellybutton pierced but idk

38. blood type - um I think the universal donor one, O? I have no clue

39. nicknames - I DONT HAVE ANY. well, okay my friends in high school used to call me Kbrem, and some people call me Kay sometimes. But to most people I have none, and I wish i did.

40. relationship status - forever single

41. zodiac - capricorn

42. pronouns - she/her

43. fave tv shows - Brooklyn 99, Jane the Virgin, Supernatural, Chicago Med, This is Us (but I suck at watching it cause I’m at school) and LOST forever and ever will hold a special place in my heart

44. tattoos - I have a lil elephant on my ankle, I’m getting a 13 with my cousins on my wrist, and I want a Harry Potter quote on my rib.

45. right or left handed - right

46. ever had surgery - yeah. Oh also had wisdom tooth surgery over break and those videos were HILARIOUS

47. piercings - double piercings on my earlobes and my cartilage but I never wear earrings, and my nose and I always have that in obviously

48. sport - I used to play softball and I used to swim. Hockey is my fav to watch but I’ve only ever played street hockey

49. vacation - I’ve never left the East Coast, I’m so lame I know. So vacation consists of around New England, Virginia, New York and Florida lmao go me.

50. trainers - what? if you mean shoes, why yes I do own some. If you mean athletic trainers, HAHAHA fuck that I don’t work out

more general

51. eating - I had some baked chicken and mashed potatoes for dinner cause my school ONLY LIKES TO SERVE CHICKEN AND IT’s ANNOYING

52. drinking - actually since answering the first question I’ve been drinking water so

53. I’m about to watch - I wanted to start Teen Wolf, so maybe that

54. waiting for - a motherfucking snow day, or spring break. I’ve been back at school for 2 weeks and I need a break

55. want - financial stability, not to be overwhelmed with school work, a better sense of belonging. that went from kinda a smartass response to deep, bye.

56. get married - at some point, to the right person

57. career - Clinical therapist! Preferably in a school setting or a private practice.

which is better

58. hugs or kisses - depends who’s giving them, but I love a good hug

59. lips or eyes - damn, eyes are beautiful but I pay attention to lips and how they move, but you can tell more by people’s eyes...so 👀

60. shorter or taller - taller

61. older or younger - older (not by much)

62. nice arms or stomach - arms! especially shoulders, I got a thing for shoulders idk why

63. hookup or relationship - relationship

64. troublemaker or hesitant - totally is dependent on the situation

have you ever

65. kissed a stranger - kinda...

66. drank hard liquor - yep

67. lost glasses - I literally don’t know where my glasses are so I hope my contacts don’t get irritating cause idk where my glasses are

68. turned someone down - hahaha YES, that’s my speciality, turn them down and run away

69. sex on the first date - nooooooo

70. broken someones’s heart - not that I know of

71. had your heart broken - yes, but not in a relationship sense, my friends, or rather “friends” have for sure broken my heart

72. been arrested - no!

73. cried when someone died - okay fucking obviously

74. fallen for a friend - yeahhh, don’t do that

do you believe in

75. yourself - depends, not as much as I’d like to

76. miracles - little ones, not water into wine caliber of miracles, but little miracles absolutely

77. love at first sight - physical connection, or a sense sure, not love

78. Santa claus - pfft what kind of question is that, obviously who else brings us presents?

79. kiss on a first date - yeah

80. angles - oh honey did you mean angels? I believe I got people watching over me. I also believe in angles because I used to have to do proofs involving them in geometry so I know they’re out there, and they make me want to cry

other

81. best friend’s name - Kassie, and my literally all my cousins, I know it sounds lame but I have a wicked close family

82. eye colour - Brown with a green ring around them 😊

83. fave movie - The Princess Bride, Miracle, idk what else I have a lot, and I can’t think of any right now

84. fave actor - jessuuusss. (disclaimer: jesus is not my favorite actor) shit, i don’t know Meryl Streep is a queen, most people from Massachusetts CHRIS EVANS!

that was only 84

[stupidsexyseguin]

Imagine Jamie, Tyler and their dads get (accidentally) tanked in Vegas. Like completely off-their-tits-drunk and then Jamie and Tyler wake up married and their dads want to give them a stern talking to, but they don't really have a leg to stand on and also they can't stop throwing up. And then Mama Benn and Mama Seguin get involved and try to clean up the mess their stupid boys made but in the end, Jamie and Tyler finally figure out that they kinda like each other and so all is well. The end.

their dad’s were their best men and there’s pictures and video of the two of them clutching at each other and crying about how happy they are for their sons after the ceremony. 

videos and pictures that were drunkenly sent to their mom’s, waiting to be found the next morning. 

tyler’s mom doesn’t know if it’s another prank at first. 

jamie’s mom just sighs, because honestly she’s been expecting this from one of her sons since they left home to play professional hockey, and calls jordie to tell him- in no uncertain terms- that if he gets married without telling her first she’ll be very unhappy with him and also “why didn’t you tell me jamie and tyler were dating? we’ve been asking you for years and you said they were just friends.”

[grosirjamtanganmurah]

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