#jia xu's dance moves

[innerpalaces]

THE PRINCESS WEI YANG - 184 PART 2

CHAPTER 184: Python Horror

The marriage of the Guo and Chen families was certainly a happy one for Chen Bingbing and her wishes were fulfilled, but what about his second brother Guo Yan? He already had a girl he likes, and they were just waiting to get married when he returns to Dadu. But the marriage between the Guo family and the Chen family is a true alliance. Guo Cheng still remembers the expressions on his parents' faces when the Chen family sent people over... They knew that their son already had a woman he fell in love with, but at the same time, the Guo family needed the Chen family to stand against Empress Pei together. Only by marriage can they truly form a permanent alliance and intimidate the Pei family who is ready to make a move. But unlike other parents, they gave Guo Yan the right to choose.

Guo Yan had the power to make a choice. He can do what he wants and marry the wife he wants. However, he grew up in the Guo family and was their pride. So, he finally nodded. Guo Cheng has always pitied his second brother. He was an excellent general and a filial son, but he could not keep his promise. He eventually married Chen Bingbing. Facing his new wife who admired him wholeheartedly, he could not express his inner feelings and could only lick his wounds alone in the dark night. Despite this, Chen Bingbing has always lived happily because Guo Yan used his greatest strength to protect and care for her. Because of political needs, Guo Yan must hide his true feelings, and out of conscience, he must take good care of Chen Bingbing and make her happy. Both Guo and Chen's families agreed that she would be happy for the rest of her life.

However, his father once said there will never be another situation like Guo Yan in the Guo family. It is conceivable that if the Chen family proposed to marry Guo Jia, their parents would never agree.

Guo Cheng wanted to comfort the frustrated Chen Xuanhua, but when he looked up, he saw Yuan Lie looking over. His eyes seemed to be mocking and sarcastic, and the corners of his lips were slightly raised, but he was not smiling. However, Yuan Lie only glanced at them and then turned his head, as if he had never noticed them at all. Guo Cheng was shocked. With that glance, he realized the smile in those beautiful phoenix eyes was more sinister than a poisoned knife.

Prince Xu, Yuan Lie, are you trying to make that person happy by patiently fighting with us? What will you do if you are angered?

Amidst the laughter of everyone, Grand Prince Xu's shining eyes fell on Li Wei Yang. He wanted to know if she had misunderstood why he and Princess Lin'an were in the same room just now. The maid pouring wine next to him looked at him quietly, her face turning red. At this moment, Grand Prince Xu's expression was not at all the indifferent and ruthless expression of the past. The usually cold and cruel thin lips were slightly pursed, as if he felt a little distressed. This was paired with amber-like crystal clear eyes, a slender nose bridge and a toned figure. This face seemed to have all its sharp edges hidden away, revealing a hazy and beguiling beauty.

Of course, the princesses' banquet was a luxurious one and all the food served were the most fashionable dishes. Even Li Wei Yang, who was born into a noble family, actually saw three  to five things she couldn't name.

Not long after, everyone heard the sound of drum music and saw a group of beauties filing in, dancing slowly to the beat. They all had slender feet painted with lotus flowers, and their clothes had long cloud sleeves. Everyone suddenly felt a faint fragrant breeze, and the wine did not touch their lips as they watched. However, for Li Wei Yang, these song and dance performances did not arouse her interest, so she just talked to Madam Guo softly, with a faint smile on her face.

Princess Lin'an saw the smile on Li Wei Yang's face from a distance. Thinking of the humiliation just now, she became angry and threw the chopsticks in her hand to the ground. Although the sound it made was not loud, it shocked many people. Everyone looked at her a little puzzled, not knowing what the princess was going to do. Princess Lin'an's expression darkened and she said, "Why is this performance so dull? Can't you do something new?"

The dancers quickly fell to their knees, all of them trembling. Who doesn't know that a show in the princess's house is the most difficult to perform. The princess has a changeable mind and likes novelty. She actually requires these performers to have new songs and new dances every day. If they can't, they will be dealt with in very cruel ways... ...Now it seems like it's about to happen again.

Jiang Nan smiled and said: "Why is your highness angry? An interesting person has just come to the mansion, why not let her perform for the princess?"

Princess Lin'an glanced at him and said, "Really?"

Jiang Nan's smile was perfect: "If it's not novel enough, your highness can chop off my head."

Princess Lin'an glared at him with annoyance, and said: "Then what are you waiting for? Quickly bring them to perform."

The butler on the side was already prepared. Hearing this, he clapped his hands and said loudly: "You can enter."

When everyone heard this, they became curious, and saw a beautiful and tall woman slowly walking in from outside. She had huge gold earrings, and her clothes were very colorful. There were gold bells on her hands and feet, and she swayed as she walked, which was very charming.

Everyone saw that although her appearance was good, she was still slightly inferior to the dancers just now, so they all lost interest. Li Wei Yang glanced at the woman, vaguely feeling something was off. At this moment, she saw four servants carry an object covered with a large piece of red silk to the center of the garden and put it down. Then they bowed and slowly exited. Everyone was wondering what was going on, but they saw the woman walking up to the object and suddenly lifting the red silk on it. Then, a young lady exclaimed: "Heavens, it's a snake, it's a snake!" Everyone was surprised to find that the box contained five or six snakes, both large and small, and the one in the middle was clearly a giant python, which was hissing and revealing it's red tongue to people.

Madam Guo's face turned pale. "What are you doing!?" 

"Princess, this woman will perform a snake dance for you. All these snakes have had their teeth and venom removed. They cannot hurt people, and they have been raised since birth to be very obedient and well-behaved. Don't be afraid, you can enjoy it with confidence."

When the housekeeper said this, everyone's hearts relaxed a little. Princess Lin'an smiled and said: "There are countless experts in my manor. These are only a few snakes. What are you afraid of? Since we are going to watch a show, let's start!"

The performing woman smiled slightly and raised the flute to her lips. A string of flowing notes floated out from the instrument, but it was completely different from the melodious sounds of the dancers just now. It had a strong rhythm and was very exciting. At this time, a servant had already opened the box, and the snakes slithered out all of a sudden. The smaller snakes were spinning around the woman, their tails moving, as if they were dancing, and sometimes hurried and sometimes disappeared with the changes of the flute, contorting into various postures. The huge python actually climbed onto the woman's shoulders and wrapped around her shoulders. The woman smiled, played the flute and danced as if she had no bones in her body, and the snake began to move around her, it's body spinning rapidly. The guests had never seen such a scene before, and they all looked on in stunned silence. This performance was so exciting that people who originally rejected the snake dance all applauded!

Li Wei Yang looked at the huge python. It was also raising its head, and the tongue in its mouth was spitting out from time to time. It looked very scary, but it was so obediently entrenched on the woman's body, rising and falling with the music.

At this moment, the snake suddenly wrapped around the woman's neck! The woman screamed and the flute sound suddenly stopped. Before everyone's horrified eyes, the snake dancer's eyes rolled up and she suddenly collapsed. Next, all the snakes that were originally surrounding her slithered away, and the direction they slithered was towards was the guest seats! One of the maidservants shrieked, dropped the tray and ran. The other guests were awakened by this  scream and they all left their seats and looked around for shelter. For a moment, the originally colorful banquet was in chaos.

Li Wei Yang was the first person to react. She pulled Madam Guo and backed away. However, the leading giant python seemed to have a mind of its own and slithered towards her quickly. A thought flashed through her mind and she suddenly pushed Madam Guo towards Zhao Yue: "Protect her!"

Just as the giant python rushed over, Li Wei Yang realized that today's show was all for her! What snake dancer, what snake dance, they are just weapons to attack her. Princess Lin'an clearly wanted to kill her on the spot!

The giant python has a heavy body, but it moves extremely fast. Its body coiled on the ground covers an area of ​​at least five or six square meters. When it raises up, it is more than half the height of an adult. It stood up straight and rushed straight towards Li Wei Yang! Madam Guo screamed: "Jia'er!"

Zhao Yue had already pulled out her long sword, but the sword missed the target. A normal python should not have been moving so fast, but at this moment it seemed like it was going crazy. Zhao Yue slashed at it with one stroke after another, but it moved even more crazily and before Zhao Yue could dodge, the long sword was knocked away by the python's tail. Li Wei Yang fell to the ground at this moment. The python pounced on her skirt, its bloody mouth opened like a it wanted to swallow her in one gulp.

Li Wei Yang didn't expect that the giant python would move so fast that she didn't even have a chance to react. No matter how calm she was, she couldn't help but feel her heart pounding when she saw the bloody maw and smelled the fishy scent of it's breath so close. She jumped back, frowned suddenly, and subconsciously pulled out the short dagger she had been hiding from her waist——

Madam Guo almost fainted. Without thinking, she rushed towards Li Wei Yang trying to block the attack for her. Zhao Yue's heart suddenly sank. At the critical moment, she saw the python lift its body, about to attack Li Wei Yang. All of the sudden, the python froze mid strike and, instead, it began to writhe violently on the ground as if in infinite pain. At this time, a pair of hands had already pulled Li Wei Yang over. She turned her head around in shock and met Yuan Lie's eyes.

Guo Cheng and Chen Xuanhua rushed over, but the giant python had already stopped thrashing and was dead on the ground. Seven inches away were a pair of ivory chopsticks, covered in. To pierce a hole in a python with such a thing would be... Guo Cheng stood there in shock, looking at Yuan Lie in disbelief.

Yuan Lie heart was also beating the drum. He was the furthest away from Li Wei Yang just now, and he almost thought it was too late! In his arms, Li Wei Yang's beautiful eyes were looking in the direction of the host. Unexpectedly, she saw Jiang Nan's expression, which contained a hint of sneer and extreme disappointment.

Disappointed that she did not die, Li Wei Yang sneered in her heart.

Yuan Lie walked up to the python and observed it carefully, his handsome eyes full of icy coldness: "This snake's teeth have not been pulled out at all..."

The servants had already beaten the other little snakes to death, and the people who had fled just now gathered together again, staring at the huge python with a look of lingering fear on their faces. Madam Guo was the most angry. She rushed up and looked at Li Wei Yang up and down, but her tears had already fallen down: "You silly child, why did you push mother aside!"

Li Wei Yang gently brushed off the dust on her skirt and calmly comforted her: "Mother, am I not safe? Don't worry about me." In fact, when the giant python strangled the snake dancer, she had a strange premonition, and when she saw the giant python abandoning the others and only chasing her, this premonition was proven true. If she Madam Guo stayed close to her, it would only harm the innocent woman. So without thinking, she pushed Madam Guo away.

"There's something wrong with this snake!" Yuan Lie's voice was cold and he suddenly turned his head to look at Princess Lin'an.

Princess Lin'an stood up suddenly, with a look of infinite surprise on her face: "What on earth is going on?! How could such a thing happen to such a good performance!"

Her expression was completely innocent, as if she hadn't planned everything. Jiang Nan's face was very cold. As early as when Princess Lin'an came up with this idea, he felt that it would be difficult to succeed. Because in such an occasion, if you want Li Wei Yang's life, you must first subdue Yuan Lie and Zhao Yue! But - being able to break Li Wei Yang's calm face is also an interesting thing. If it can take away her life, it will be extremely happy. Unfortunately, Yuan Lie's movements were too fast and his martial arts skills were too high, which Jiang Nan did not expect.

"A good performance?" Yuan Lie sneered and said, "You said just now  that all the snakes have their teeth and venom removed, but this snake's teeth are still there. Furthermore, most pythons are not poisonous, but you can take a look." He picked up the dead snake's head and forcefully broke out its teeth to show everyone, "I wonder who put something on the python's teeth -"

When everyone took a look, they found that the python had four rows of teeth. The outer two rows were obviously used for biting, and the inner two rows were used for swallowing food. However, on the outer teeth, there was some light blue powder, which looked bright in the sunlight and there was a strange light underneath...

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[130-rvng]

my gp999 top 9 (for now) !! <3

seo youngeun.

she did extremely well on the kick it performance. the way her expression changed the second the song started playing still shocks me, her dancing n rapping is awesome too and i cannot wait to see more of what she has to offer. cant believe we are the same age T_T

ezaki hikaru.

another trainee that also impressed me with her rapping!! her dancing is also amazing she literally hits every beat on point and sometimes also delays her moves so it fits more with the song? idk basically she is super talented i love seeing confident pretty women <3

shen xiaoting.

there she goes... the girl who carried the whole team on her back... istg if it wasnt for her i wouldnt have liked the rumor performance not even one bit but thankfully she was there! she has such a center aura and i totally see her becoming one for the final lineup.

the rest of my picks are: an jeongmin, yoon jia, xu ziyin, kawaguchi yurina, choi yujin and su ruiqi :)

[statesrightssunquan]

Wang Zhaoyuan’s 36 Strategems Chapter 1-Fake the News Until It’s Real

Although the 36 strategems have sometimes been accredited to Zhuge Liang, this is more fake news. Zhuge Liang’s biographers, just like Zhao Yun’s, were paid off shills. They plagiarized from the very real strategic accomplishments and genius of Wang Zhaoyuan in order to make certain losers from the inferior state of Shu (as opposed to the great state of Later Shu) seem much better. What follows are the REAL 36 strategems, written by the brilliant and occasionally inebriated mind of Wang Zhaoyuan.

1.) Deceive with invisible soldiers: Sometimes you will be caught unprepared, facing an enemy army numerically superior than your own, assuming you even have an army at all. At such a time, you should constantly make hand gestures, beckoning soldiers from your left or right, or looking over your shoulder and waving, whether the soldiers are there or not. In the midst of battle, wise commanders look past their enemies toward the horizon, dramatically pulling both hands forward and then thrusting them back, as if to call on allies from behind the enemy lines. At least a few of their adversaries will glance over their shoulders, and in that moment of vulnerability, victory is certain.

When Sun Jian had no men to speak of and encountered pirates, pretending he had the government’s support is how he vanquished his foes. When Dong Zhuo first entered the capital, he lit additional fires and planted additional flags to make it seem as if his forces were more numerous and intimidating than they actually were. Lastly, when Hefei was besieged, Jiang Ji sent out messengers with notes claiming tens of thousands of more soldiers were coming to reinforce the garrison. When Sun Quan found out, he fled even though no such men were coming. If the enemy thinks you have an army, it is as good as having one.

2.) Surrender Wan to save Wan: If the enemy’s force is overwhelming, there is no choice but to surrender. But once you have surrendered, there are many more choices, such as betraying again when the enemy least expects it. This was how Zhang Xiu survived the period of Late-Han civil war. When Cao Cao came, he surrendered, and when Cao Cao came again while sleeping with the widow of Zhang Ji, Zhang Xiu suddenly reneged on his agreement and attacked. As a result Cao Cao was utterly defeated.

3.) Make a sound in a random direction, and then attack at random too: When making plans, if the enemy predicts your movement, your plans are useless. To remain unpredictable, make plans, then roll a dice to see if you should follow through with them. Then in the midst of carrying out those plans, roll another dice to see if you should change your mind. With such randomness as part and parcel of your strategy, the enemy will never know whether you are retreating or attacking, or hitting their eastern walls or tunneling under their front gate, or even dancing and drinking insanely while throwing dung. Without the aid of heaven on their side, your strategies will be as mysterious as a Mulan verse.

When Zhang Xiu’s army was beleaguered, Jia Xu told him to retreat. Xiu ignored his advice and attacked, meeting with defeat. Then, however, Jia Xu told him to attack, despite recently suffering a defeat. Somehow this worked, because Cao Cao was not expecting it. But if Cao Cao had chosen his plans at random, rather than trying to read the situation logically, who knows if this would have happened the same way? Jia Xu’s strategies only worked because he could see through the plans of his enemies, but not even Jia Xu could have predicted the roll of a dice.

4.) Kill with a borrowed wife: A smart warlord should always try to take hostage the wives and family members of their enemies, as this will likely induce them to surrender. This is why Qin Yilu eventually went to join Cao Cao, as doing so ensured the security of his wife. By sleeping with Qin Yilu’s wife, Cao Cao defeated two birds with one stone as he never had to fight Qin Yilu again.

5.) Wait at leisure in times of distress: A smart strategist always acts as if his enemies are nothing. If the enemy comes with a million men, the sage acts as if they are a mere triviality, like several ants to be crushed as easily as turning one’s palm. This was why Fei Yi played weiqi when Wei invaded, and upon seeing his example, the men of Shu were not frightened by the overwhelming odds stacked against them.

6.) Burn a looted house: Pillage is an expected outcome of war, but loot is heavy and weighs the army down. If you were to suddenly set fire to your possessions, the enemy would become confused, and the range of actions you can take without being bogged down by treasure would increase. Hence when Liu Bei was raiding Cao Cao, he suddenly burned his entire camp and fled, as if to suggest he was attempting a desperate getaway due to being put in dire straits. Xiahou Dun pursued him and was soundly defeated by an ambush. In other situations, you might burn supplies or stolen weapons so as to move quicker and avoid loot falling back into an enemy’s hands.

[yiqiie]

IDOL PRODUCER S2: E2 THOUGHTS

every week, i’ll sit down and watch the newest episode of Idol Producer Season 2 《青春有你》and write down all my thoughts. nothing get’s left out so get ready for a bunch of memes, shit posts and rants as we get through another season of our fave survival show 

feel free to send me any questions to my inbox and i’ll answer them asap!

a/n: sorry this is late! i forgot the episode was released yesterday welp but tbh saturday night is probably gonna be my upload day anyway 

start time: 10:42 am 

my internet is experiencing problems woooooo so this will be interesting 

so many goddamn ads 

wait who’s the team who were playing like instruments and shit??? they sounded AWESOME

oh damn recap of zyx being pissed off 

MILK ADS 

that chewing gum is actually pretty good ngl 

also the theme song is getting catchier so don’t be surprised if i start liking it 

i still feel so bad for the kids who are sitting out IN THE COLD 

[break while my internet decides if it wants to continue being an asshole]

MC JIN YOU’RE HILARIOUS I LOVE YOU 

‘if you’re a rapper, PLEASE LEAVE’ i’m dead 

zhang pd is sighing lmao 

chen si jian leggo 

IT’S A RAPPER I’M CRYING AHAHAHHAHAAH 

*awkward silence* 

he’s shaking omfg poor baby 

also minghao is really cute ily i never said it before 

HE WROTE THAT?? oof you got talent boy 

he got a zyx serious nod 

wtf he was so quiet??? and now he’s just rapping the shit out of this song 

HE CAN SING YES YOU GO BABE 

oh damn those lyrics 

is it an A? i saw in the description there might be an A today 

IT’S A B YOU GO SWEETHEART 

IT’S THE SMILER FROM LAST EPISODE 

i love their suits 

LI ZHENNING BABE YOUR SMILE 

black pearl i’m crying his skin is GORGEOUS 

HIS POUT 

ALL OF THEIR SMILES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL 

zyx and mc jin talking about shi mingze being similar to kris wu 

LOOK AT ZYX’S FACE MY EXO FEELS 

he looks like my uncle I SPIT MY WATER OUT LMFAO 

jia yi’s CLAPPING I AM IN LOVE 

THAT ENTRANCE 

HIP WIGGLING I LOVE IT 

the song was damn good 

mc jin lmfao HIS SOUNDS 

even the trainees know that their bets on other trainees’ grades are probably gonna be wrong lol 

YOU’VE SCARED THEM ZHANG PD 

jia yi why are you so fcking cute 

NO ONE IN C EITHER 

well their prediction wasn’t wrong they said all of them would be D together 

but :( i really liked their perf 

HE WANTS TO GO ON STAGE JUST TO SEE ZHANG PD 

what a precious bub i shall protect 

stretchy bendy boi

xu long han uwu 

WAIT 

HE WAS THE ONE WHO CALLED ZYX A DIMPLE LIAR 

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH 

[pls excuse as my wifi loads again]

LI RONGHAO NOT UNDERSTANDING THE JOKE 

i actually love him 

oh jesus this song brings back the memories lmfao 

THIS KID IS FCKING HILARIOUS I LOVE HIM 

stretchy bendy boi again woooooo 

I’M CRYING HE’S SO FUNNY I LOVE HIM MUM 

we already knew he was F but still ;; 

YOU MADE A GOOD IMPRESSION THOUGH GORGEOUS ILY 

YAO MINGMING ILY HE’S SO CUTE 

LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE ALSKDJALSD

6 years as a trainee damn boi 

oh shit 

how is being this good at dancing fair holy goddamn 

THEY CAN SING TOO WTF THIS IS NOT FAIR 

[wifi cut off again so guess what i GET TO WATCH THE PERF AGAIN] 

zyx has his serious face on 

wait they just got up from that position WITHOUT THEIR HANDS 

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

uh oh they ain’t getting As or Bs 

A C AND A D NOOOO 

okay i agree with his comments but c’mon they were nervous 

don’t worry babes you have plenty of time to improve! ;;; 

zhou shi yuan oh god i need to remember names 

HE DOES BIOMEDICINE?? DAMN BOI 

deep voice holy shit damn 

VOCALS VOCALS VOCALS 

omg so many vocals today 

BROMANCING ALREADY SHARING MILK 

okay that sounds weird 

THE BOY HE CHEERS AT EVERYONE WHO IS HE 

others: :| 

this boi: :O

omfg he’s a fcking meme too 

[paused while my mother makes me watch a David Attenborough documentary on bamboo] 

MAVERICKS LET’S GO 

MR X’S SONG WHOOP WHOOO 

IDOL PROD S1 FEELS LEGGO 

IT’S ACAPELLA HOLY SHIT LET’S GO 

vocals damn holy shit 

okay the dancing may not be as on point because there was a bit where they weren’t doing anything 

BUT I STILL LIKE THEIR VOCALS 

YAO CHI WHAT THE 

WE HAVE A B BABES 

GUAN YUE FINALLY 

MY BEAUTIFUL SMILING BABY BOY I’VE MISSED YOU 

even yixing is in love with his smile i can tell 

those sharp dance moves though 

I LOVE GUAN YUE GUYS 

honestly that was my favourite performance i don’t care what other people say 

it’s probably gonna be a B 

even though i want him to get an A 

LIAN HUAI WEI MY FAVOURITE BUB 

li wenhan holy shit you are fcking adorable 

YUEHUA LET’S GOOOOO

he forgot to bow WHAT A CUTIE 

LI WENHAN BEING A LEADER I LOVE 

babe don’t say you don’t want an F because zyx can sense fear and he’s gonna give you one 

i’M PRAYING FOR YOU ALREADY 

wenhan is such a soft boy omg 

JIAYOU BABES I’M ROOTING FOR YOU 

oh goddamn these slow mo shots are killing me 

OOF WENHAN GAVE ME A LOOK 

picking up the rose petals I AM DEAD 

guys i still really love jolin she smiled at me and i just forgot about my love for all the others 

jks li wenhan is singing at me now 

i want him to get an A but my bet is on a B 

NO Fs OR Ds WE DOING GOOD 

hu chun yang is really cute just saying 

told y’all so 

even though i wanted him to get an A

YES IT’S THE BAND HOLY SHIT 

THIS WAS SUPER GOOD IN THE PREVIEW 

oof i love it i love it i love it 

probs not gonna get the results i want them to get but WHO CARES I’M STANNING 

all Cs i can deal with that 

LIKE MY DAD POOR LI RONGHAO

i really like this guy’s suit 

wait i forgot his name 

i’ll wait till zyx says it again lmfao 

ZHANG PD SAYS HE’S HANDSOME 

chen you wei THAT’S HIS NAME 

HE GOT AN F WHAT 

oh here we go gramarie

okay i gotta say gramarie is really good at picking songs 

like last year it was a really good song too 

when are we getting an A 

the accents are so cute AHAHAHAHA 

zyx is losing his shit 

i missed their names though and their company 

there aren’t any left????

are there seriously no As?

oh damn 

i just noticed that the new trainee clothes are from new balance 

I AM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER 

such a good reference to ‘balance’ 

they’re really not going to give zyx a break lmfao 

theme song practice leggo

IT’S THE SM PRACTICE ROOM 

MY SM FAMILY FEELS 

i really do love the new uniforms 

THE DORMS 

WE’VE MISSED YOU 

bruh the gifts are better than last year 

wenhan you’re adorable omg i’ve said this so many times 

SOMEONE HAS A YODA AHAHAHHA

XU MINGHAO YOU’RE A GORGEOUS BOI 

and you’re a cutie too 

he speaks so softly too ugh ily 

lmfao their hands look like jellyfish ngl 

but damn xu minghao you’re a good teacher 

wang jiayi ;;; working when everyone left already 

ngl i’m not feeling the broship like last season where people would go out of their way to help each other 

he’s literally by himself and it’s nearly 6am 

jesus this boy is hard working 

LMAO once one person comes in everyone comes in ahahhahha

okay okay previews here we come 

wait removing the centre decision 

TO WHAT

oh damn future stages what a look 

I LIKE 

sidenote: i took a ss of this beautiful boy but forgot where i was going to put it so i’m gonna leave it here anyways. enjoy :)

finish time: 9:47 pm 

that’s all folks; tune in next week for another episode of mai’s shitposting whilst we suffer through another survival show together!

[the-archlich]

Out of curiosity, how much do you forgive something for deviating from source material for the purposes of gameplay or time? For example, Sanguo completely excising Jia Xu because Wan never came up and there didn’t seem to be room for him, or how in some of the recent DW games you have Guan Yu successfully take Fan but now be besieged by Wei and Wu forces (as a change from previous games where he was the beseiger)

That really depends on what gets changed.

I’m of the opinion that the most important thing is to represent people correctly, if not necessarily the events in which they participated. Now, of course, the best way to do that is to present the events of their lives accurately. But this isn’t always possible. So it’s a question of how much you can change while keeping the important parts intact.

Does the change make a good person look bad? Or an inept person look skilled? Does it make someone wise look foolish, or someone cruel seem benevolent? Do they alter the context of a different, unaltered event in such a way as to make the second event seem different?

Things always change in adaptation. You have to make sure changes don’t misrepresent the people involved.

Addressing the specific examples: I’m a bit biased against cutting Jia Xu because he’s one of my favorite historical “characters”. And he’s one of the main characters of my Jian’an novels. So it seems really weird to do the story without him. I guess you can if you dance around all the events in which he was important, but it’s certainly not the decision I would make. I went all in on Jia Xu.

DW having Guan Yu successfully take Fan is an example of making someone inept look skilled; and making someone skilled look inept. Because despite having his armies outside of the city wiped out, despite having floods damage the walls, despite morale plummeting, Cao Ren still held out. He took everything Guan Yu could throw at him, and everything nature itself could, and he stayed standing. So giving Guan Yu the city for the sake of convenience is a bad move. It misrepresents the people involved.

[bookofjin]

Biography of Jia Mi

[From JS040. JS might not always be the most sober history.]

Mi, courtesy name Changshen. His mother Jia Wan was Chong's youngest daughter. His father, Han Shou, courtesy name Dezhen, was a native of Duyang in Nanyang and was the great grandson of Wei's Minister over the Masses, Ji. He had a pleasing bearing and countenance, and had a good appearances and deportment. Jia Chong nominated him to be on the staff of the Minister of Works.

Always when Chong banqueted guests and companions, his daughter every time spied on them from within the green and gold nest [?]. She saw Shou and was pleased with him. She asked her left and right if they knew who this person was or not. There was a servant girl who explained Shou's family and courtesy name, and said he was her former master. The daughter had great feelings and thoughts, and professed it waking and sleeping [?].

The servant girl later went to Shou's house, and set out and arranged the daughter's thoughts, and also talked of the daughter's brilliance, beauty, allure and independence, a special beauty surpassing the natural order. Shou heard and his heart moved, he expediently made her pass on his abundant diligence [?]. The servant girl accordingly reported to the daughter. The daughter thereupon secretly cultivated voice and excellence [?], to greatly bestow and connect with each other [?]. She called for Shou to enter at dusk. Shou's strength and nimbleness exceeded other people, he crossed over the wall and arrived. Within the house nobody knew, however when Chong woke up, his daughter's happiness and joy was different from ordinary days.

At the time the Western Regions had sent in tribute an unusual fragrance, if once worn by a person then for a month it would not disappear. The Emperor considerably valued it, and only accordingly bestowed it on Chong and the Great Marshal, Chen Qian [JS035]. His daughter secretly stole it and accordingly presented it to Shou. Chong's companions and subordinates feasted with Shou [?] and heard of his fragrance and scent, they talked about it to Chong.

From this Chong thought he knew the daughter and Shou were communicating, but his gates and posterns were strict and stern, and he did not understand in what way he had managed to enter. Therefore in the middle of the night, he feigned surprise [?], and relying on saying there were robbers, had someone sent to follow the wall to thereby observe it for changes. Left and right reported, saying:

Nothing beyond the usual [?], however the northern-eastern corner was as if a fox or raccoon-dog had walked there.

Chong therefore examined and questioned the daughter's left and right, drawing up accordingly a descriptive reply [?]. Chong kept it secret, and therepon had the daughter marry Shou. Shou's official rank reached Cavalier in Regular Attendance and Intendant of Henan. He passed on at the beginning of Yuankang [291 – 299], and was bestowed General of Agile Cavalry.

Mi excelled at studying, and had a talent for pondering. When he had became Chong's heir, and afterwards of continuing to assist the instructions, when also Emperor monopolized and indulged herself, Mi's power surpassed the ruler. Arriving therefore linking succession [?] Attendant Gentleman of the Yellow Gates, he became powerful and blessed like this. He carried his haughty favour, his extravagant luxuriousness transgressed the norms, the house eves revered and usurped [?], his receptacles and clothes were precious and magnificent, [he had] singing servant boys and dancing women, selecting the utmost in a single season.

He opened the postern and delayed visitors. Within the Seas the spokes joined [at him], he valued travelling prominent relatives and the movement of drifting contention [?], and could not but exhaust the rites and affairs with them. Some displayed writings and compositions to talk to and please Mi, thereby just so buying friendship.

Shi Chong [JS031] and Ouyang Jian [JS031] of Bohai, Pan Yue [JS055] of Xingyang, Lu Ji [JS054] and Lu Yun [JS054] of Wu state, Mou Zheng of Lanling, Du Bin and Zhi Yu [JS051] of Jingzhao, Zhuge Quan of Langye, Wang Cui of Hongong, Du Yu of Xiangcheng, Zou Jie of Nanyang, Zuo Si [JS092] of Qi sate, Cui Ji of Qinghe, Liui Gui of Pei state, He Yu and Zhou Hui of Runan, Qian Xiu [JS060] of Anping, Chen Zhen of Yingchuan, Guo Zhang [JS040] of Taiyuan, Xu Meng of Gaoyang, Liu Ne of Pengcheng, and Liu Yu [JS062] and Liu Kun [JS062] of Zhongshan, all tutored and met with Mi. They were called the Twenty-Four Friends. The remainder did not manage to prepare for him [?].

He was successively ranked Cavalier in Regular Attendance and General of the Army of the Rear. When the Countess of Guangcheng passed away, he left his post. The mourning was not yet at an end, when he rose up to be Overseer of the Private Writers, to be in charge of the state's history.

Before this, the Imperial Court had discussed establishing the boundary limits of the Book of Jin. The Overseer of the Palace Writers, Xun Xu [JS039] said they ought to use the starting year of Wei's Zhengshi [240 – 249]. The Gentleman Drafter, Wang Zan, desired the court officials from Jiaping [249 – 253] onwards to exhaustively enter the history of Jin. At that time there was hesitations and there had not been a decision.

When Emperor Hui was established, they furthermore had discussions about it. Mi sent up an opinion, requesting to conform to [?] Taishi [265 – 274] as the cut off point. Hence the affair was sent down to the Three Offices. The Minister over the Masses, Wang Rong [JS043], the Minister of Works, Zhang Hua [JS036], the General who Leads the Army, Wang Yan [JS043], the Palace Attendant Yue Guang [JS043], the Attendant Gentleman of the Yellow Gates, Ji Shao [JS089] and the Broad Scholar of the Sons of State, Xie Heng, all followed Mi's opinion. The Chief Commandant of Cavalry, the Marquis of Jibei, Xun Jun, the Palace Attendant Xun Fan [JS039] and the Attendant Gentleman of the Yellow Gates, Hua Hun, considered to be proper to use Zhengshi as beginning the inauguration. The Broad Scholars Xun Xi and Diao Xie [JS06] said it was proper [to use] the starting year of Jiaping. Mi heavily took charge of [?] memorialising Rong and Hua's opinions, the affair was thereupon carried out.

He was appointed and moved to Palace Attendant, acting as Overseer of the Private Writers like before. Mi at the time accompanied the Emperor to favour the Xuanwu watchtower for a barricade hunt. At the reciting of the Book of Documents within the assembly [the Emperor?] summoned Mi to accept the  bows [?]. He admonished left and right to not make people know. Hence the multitudes suspected him for having disloyal aspirations.

Mi was already intimate and valued, and several times entered the two palaces, roaming the place together with the Heir-Apparent Minhuai, without yielding or surrendering his heart. He in board games with the Heir-Apparent would quarrel over the rules. The King of Chengdu, Ying, was sitting [next to them] and with a severe countenance said:

The August Heir-Apparent is the state's next lord. Jia Mi, how can you be discourteous!

Mi was afraid, and spoke of it to the Empress. Thereupon [she] sent out Ying to be General who Pacifies the North, headquartered at Ye.

When he became Regular Attendant, he attended discussions in the Eastern Palace. The Heir-Apparent's mind was not happy, and Mi worried about it. And in his household there several times was strange and unusual events. A whirlwind blew away his court clothes, flying high for several hundred zhang, and fell down within the chancellor's palace [?]. Also a snake set out from within its midst. At night violent thunder shook his house. A pillar sunk into the ground, and crushed and destroyed [his] bed and screen. Mi was increasing afraid. When he moved to Palace Attendant, he monopolized and was in charge of the forbidden interiors. Thereupon he and the Empress completed their plan, to defame and destroy the Heir-Apparent.

When the King of Zhao, Lun, deposed the Empress, he used a decree to summon Mi to the front of the hall, wanting to slay him. He ran to enter beneath the Western Bell [?], and with a shout said:

Dear Empress [阿后] save me!

Thereupon [they] approached and beheaded him. Han Shou's youngest brother Wei was a expected [to become] a capacity. He and Shou's elder brother, the Prefect of Gong, Bao, his younger brothers the Cavalier Attendant Gentleman, Yu, and the Companion of the King of Wu [?], Jian, and Mi's mother Jia Wan were all sentenced to execution.

Earlier, at the time when Chong attacked Wu, he once garrisoned Xiangcheng. Within the army [they] suddenly lost Chong's whereabouts [?]. Chong's Chief Controller Beneath the Tent, Zhou Qin at time was having a nap, he dreamt he saw more than a hundred people taking [?] Chong, pulling him into a single pathway. Qin woke with a startle, and heard they had lost Chong. He thereupon set out to seek and search, suddenly he was looking at the road from the dream. Thereupon he went to look for him. As a result he saw Chong moving to arrive at single office building, the attendant guards were considerably abundant. The lord of the office sat facing south, his voice and countenance considerably surpassed [ordinary people?]. He spoke to Chong, saying:

There is about to be chaos in the affairs of my household, surely you and Xun Xu is already misleading my son, and also will make chaos for my grandson. [I] covertly made Ren Kai demote you, yet [you] did not leave. [I] also made Yu Chun scold you, yet [you] did not change. Now when the bandits of Wu are to be pacified, you just now petitioned to behead Zhang Hua. Your dismal stupidity, is always of this kind. If [you] do not repent meticulously, [you] will from dawn to dusk add to [your] crimes.

Chong because of that knocked his head so blood flowed. The lord said:

You, though [you] delay the sun and moon, are yet a famous receptacle like this, That is for [your] deeds in guarding the office, and that is all. In the end [I?] will make [your] inheritor die at the inside of a bell's frame, the older child perish among golden alcohol, the younger child bound up beneath a withered tree. Xun Xu likewise ought to be the same, but for his ancestors' virtue less intense [?]. Because of your descendants [?], outside of several generations, the state's inheritance likewise will change.

He finished speaking, and instructed him to leave. Chong suddenly managed to return to the encampment, his facial appearance was worn-out and haggard, his natural reasoning  [?]dulled and lost, after a day it returned.

And so Mi died beneath a bell, Empress Jia submitted to gold alcohol and died, Jia Wu was examined thoroughly with a great stick. In the end everything was like he said.

At the defeat of the King of Zhao, Lun, the imperial court posthumously recounted Chong's deeds, and discussed establishing his heir. They desired to use Chong's grandnephew the Cavalier Attendant Gentleman Zhong as the successor. Chong pretended to be mad to excuse himself. They used his son Xiu to succed Chong, and enfeoffed him Duke of Lu. He also became ill and died. In the middle of Yongxing [304 – 306], established Chong's great grandnephew Zhan as Duke of Lu, to serve as Chong's descendant. He came across chaos and died, and the state was abolished.

In the middle of Taishi [265 – 274], people had a song about Chong and others which said:

Jia, Pei Wang; chaos in the strands and guideropes. Wang, Pei, Jia; aids Under Heaven.

They spoke of destroying Wei and forming Jin.

[fyeahchinesepairs]

Team China open media day news roundup, 6/20/17

Interview with Zhao Hongbo on his appointment to head coach of the Chinese national team, and the state of Chinese skating. Summary:

Yao Bin has retired; Zhao Hongbo is now officially head coach of the Chinese national team and in charge of all four disciplines. There are personnel changes among the coaches. Head coaches for each discipline: Jia Shuguang (Yan Han's former coach) and Liu Wei for ladies, Xu Zhaoxiao and Fu Caishu (Jin Boyang's coaches) for men, Han Bing and Guan Jinlin for pairs, Huang Guiyu and pending foreign coaches for ice dance. The team is focusing now on the Pyeongchang Olympics, but their long-term goal is the 2022 Beijing Olympics. They have added young athletes to the national team who will be age-eligible for the Olympics in 2022.

All of the pairs teams have already completed new choreography in Canada, as well as Jin Boyang, Li Zijun, and Li Xiangning. The pairs already started training a month ago. They will work on fixing issues from the previous seasons. They will not reveal their new music yet.

Zhao hopes to extend the pairs training/management methods to the entire team. As the new head coach, he will focus his energies on all disciplines, not just pairs. He sees potential in the pairs, men's and ladies' disciplines. Team China has become increasingly international, working with Canadian choreographer Lori Nichol, Russian pairs Olympic champion Ekaterina Gordeeva, and Russian coach Alexei Mishin. In order to satisfy the fans in 2022, development of all disciplines is very important. They will work on improving their weak points.

On the state of Chinese singles skating: In terms of difficult elements, Nathan Chen and Jin Boyang are the two best athletes in the world. In terms of details and musical expression, the Chinese skaters are weaker; improving artistry is the main thing to focus on next. The current plan is to split their training into different aspects of skating and rotate focus on each aspect, eg. separate out skating skills and focus on them, increasing standards in every area. As for ladies' skating, it has slipped in the last few years, with China only getting 1 Olympic spot. The coaching of the ladies has not been systematic enough in the past, they will change to the pairs model, and develop new training plans.

Yan Han's recovery: His shoulder is still weak, but he has regained strength in his core and other limbs, and has made a good recovery. He began serious training with the national team 2 weeks ago. It is still important to protect him and monitor his injury. Han and Boyang sometimes train with the pairs teams, and the pairs teams sometimes train with the singles skaters; the entire training group is connected.

Zhao is grateful to Yao Bin for everything he's done for Chinese skating, and hopes to carry on Yao's successful training methods and bring up World and Olympic champions of his own. Yao has pulled Chinese skating to international prominence; it is important for China to keep up with international trends and continue moving forwards. Shen Xue has recently been elected as vice president of the Chinese Skating Association, and will focus on large-scale planning, resources and capital for skating as an industry and sport. Although she has been involved with skating for many years, it is a challenging new perspective for her.

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Video interview with Zijun: Her new programs are similar to each other, but she thinks that they suit her well and she feels confident in them. She will not reveal her music yet. She went to Canada a week after WTT to get new programs and stayed there for a month. The main purpose of the trip was to work on choreography and expression, not other training. Back in China, she has started to work on conditioning/technical training and breaking in new skates. Today was the first day she practiced together with Coach Jia Shuguang and the other ladies. She feels very happy because it reminds her of when she used to train with other Chinese ladies many years ago, and she thinks it creates a good environment for the athletes to motivate each other. She thinks training together is better than training alone. (Text article with the same information)

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Video interview with Yu/Zhang: They have two new programs. Many of their elements have changed. They are currently focusing on training individual elements and gradually incorporating them into full programs. Their new costumes are not done yet. They have not worked on increasing technical content yet. Xiaoyu is focusing on SBS jumps and improving consistency and quality. Closer to the start of the season, when they are more comfortable with their programs, they will work on harder technical content. Compared to this time last season, they are much more comfortable as a team.

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Practice clip of Boyang, clip of Han attempting a 3A, clip of Wenjing training off-ice

Photos in this post by China Sports Photo

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Top-tier national team members for the new season:

Pairs - Sui/Han, Yu/Zhang, Peng/Jin, Wang/Wang, Gao/Xie 

Men - Jin Boyang, Yan Han 

Ladies - Li Zijun, Li Xiangning, Zhao Ziquan 

Ice dance - Wang/Liu

Full list

[ask-jiaxu-blog]

Why thank you! Just for that, I'm going to show you the greatest of all my dance moves.

Dong Zhuo and Zhang Xiu forbade me from ever doing this in front of them because they were worried it would cause a riot.

GODDAMN IT GUAN YU YOU'RE BLOCKING THE SHOT AGAIN

[yiqiie]

IDOL PRODUCER S2: E3 THOUGHTS

every week, i’ll sit down and watch the newest episode of Idol Producer Season 2 《青春有你》and write down all my thoughts. nothing get’s left out so get ready for a bunch of memes, shit posts and rants as we get through another season of our fave survival show 

feel free to send me any questions to my inbox and i’ll answer them asap!

a/n: I AM READY i’ve been so hyped after the previews i’m finally feeling a bit of the excitement i got from last season again 

start time: 7:32 am

my wifi has been pretty good lately so i’m praying i won’t have to take all day to watch this ep again 

nO

THEY’RE DOING THE CALLS

NO NO NO 

wait omfg yaochi’s mum 

SHI ZHAN’S MUM HUNG UP ON HIM LMFAO 

HIS FACE

zyx you’re a little shit ahahahahaha 

also i love your dimple uwu 

no one in A class ;;;;

JOLIN I LOVE YOU MY QUEEN 

GUAN YUE UWU WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE MY BBY 

wait i got too caught up i forgot to write something

but like what he said is true 

you’ve got people who are already such all-rounded people compared to people who are maybe only good at singing so it’s gonna be harder for some people than it will be for others 

i love jolin so much guys she’s teaching them move by move 

i think the mentoring is so much better than last season though 

i think they focused way too much on like being strict last time but this time they’re actually doing move by move teaching 

it might have something to do with experience tbh 

but once again jolin is the cutest human and she’s my number 1 pick lmao 

hu chunyang uwu he’s so shy 

i love li ronghao teaching though 

YES BOY GO I REMEMBER YOUR DEEP VOCALS 

the poor thing but look at how hardworking 

they’re so nervous though poor babes 

XU LONGHAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 

HE’S SUCH A MEME

so baby pick-a me! 

i’M CRYING 

ZHANG PD LEGGO 

i remember when he was teaching mask and all of the boys were doing zyx neck exercises and it WAS THE FUNNIEST THING 

HOW THE FCK IS HE DOING THAT 

i’m sorry i’m supposed to be focussed on the trainees but i’m mesmerised by zyx lmfao 

dude that is some pretty crazy workout 

balance 

WHO SAID BALANCE 

they’re asking pd hard questions ahahahhahahaha

CALLING THEM ALL REPORTERS AHAHHA

li wenhan teaching uwu what an aesthetic 

yaochi’s smile is so adorable 

GUAN YUE YOU’RE SO CUTE SHUT UP GET OUT 

XU LONGHAN AGAIN AHAHHA

THAT HIGH NOTE BRUH 

yao mingming is so cute honestly 

oh no baby ;;; 

he forgot some of his lines 

YEAH BOI GOIGN UP TO B 

please tell me they’re going to A 

omg 

i will cry 

pls pls pls i’m begging 

YES 

YES YES YES I’M SO PROUD OF YOU BABES 

i really have to get better at names 

wait someone got to A 

since when 

what who is it???

only 7 people went up from F ;;; 

please tell me someone went up to A 

F TO B THAT’S AMAZING 

no baby don’t cry no no no 

oh shit i’m crying 

YES BABE

I’M SO PROUD OF YOU 

YOU DID IT 

okay i’m sobbing i can’t even see my keyboard 

[break while i get a tissue box] 

LMAO ADDING IN A CHEWING GUM AD 

lol the subtitles aren’t matching the sound 

LOOK AT THAT VOCAL POWER 

now there aren’t subtitles 

wait no they’re back 

LIAN HUAIWEI MY PRECIOUS BUB 

wang jiayi you’re so hardworking i believe in you gorgeous 

YOU CAN DO IT 

YOU’RE IN B I’M SO PROUD 

well we already know wenhan is in A 

BUT I’M PROUD OF YOU BUB NONETHELESS 

guan yue my number one pick baby 

HE ALWAYS MAKES THIS FACE 

IT’S FCKING ADORABLE 

istg if zyx makes another trainee cry

NO NO NO NOPE 

YOU ARE NOT DOING THIS TO ME 

oof his vocal power though 

LIAN HUAIWEI YOU ARE SUCH A MEME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 

‘hold me i’m going to faint’ 

i CAN’T BELIEVE THIS BOY 

jia yi is holding the fcking yoghurt milk drink and practising 

I CANNOT DEAL OMFG 

honestly my heart hurts so much for these boys they work so hard 

LIN MO DON’T CRY BUB 

sorry lin mo crying for his teammates is making cry 

wtf jia yi those vocals holy shit 

lian huawei is such a meme i can’t believe this boy 

GUAN YUE YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL IN PINK 

sorry this is turning into a guan yue fangirl rant 

back to the topic 

damn that’s a lot of people in A 

THEY GET MORE MILK AHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO 

sorry HE’S SO CUTE 

also did jia yi change his hair colour?????

zyx has his proud face on 

casper’s ‘YOU GOIN A MAN’ 

xu fangzhou’s visuals though omg 

honestly the improvement over three days is so much obvious this season then last year 

you can really see how much they put in and how much they’ve improved 

no babes don’t cry no no 

‘my killing part is really weak’ 

SAID WHO 

EXCUSE ME SIR

lmfao no one wanting to perform first ahahaha 

AHAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO CUTE 

LI WENHAN THAT WINK 

EXCUSE ME 

GO AWAY 

guan yue’s smile IS HONESTLY 

JIA YI 

COME ON DON’T DO THAT 

WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE 

he forgot the moves because he kept smiling AHAHAHA

LIAN HUAIWEI 

OMFG AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 

i’m saying it again 

I REALLY LOVE THEIR NEW UNIFORMS 

i’m finally loving the new song 

my CUTE BABY BUB 

CHEWING GUM ADS 

jia yi don’t smile at me like that 

you know i can’t handle it 

GUAN YUE 

MY HEART 

GAH 

NO 

DON’T DO THE PHONE CALLS 

DON’T DO IT 

[brb getting my tissue box] 

okay no one crying so far 

we good 

YAO CHI’S MUM AHAHAHHAHA 

wait someone’s mum is brushing their teeth AHAHA

okay this is just really cute 

NO NEED FOR TISSUES 

this is hilarious omfg 

‘it doesn’t matter if i can see you on weibo or not’ 

LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY 

oh guan yue ;;; 

i’ve seen people on weibo saying that they don’t want them to show this bit and that people shouldn’t make a big deal out of it so i won’t talk much 

oh fuck where are my tissues 

no baby don’t cry you’re making them so proud 

NO 

NOPE 

WE ARE NOT DOING THIS 

lin mo pretending that there’s a bad signal so his mum doesn’t hear him cry 

perhaps my heart is breaking 

so is it gonna be this way producer team 

you’re gonna make me laugh and now you’re giving me all of this emotional stuff 

I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR SHIT 

no li wenhan nope no no no 

i can’t even see my screen 

[break while i get water] 

ooooo group performances!! 

what are the songs this time 

pls don’t tell me there’s gonna be a PPAP level song 

wait like ‘dream’ as in the season one dream???

that was god-tier 

NAMANANA YES YES YES YES 

no one’s gonna beat zyx though just saying

ooooo we have a ballad!

IT IS SEASON ONE DREAM LMFAO 

it isn’t idol producer without some good old voting 

who’s number one pick 

li wenhan?

i bet it is 

LOOK AT THIS BROSHIP 

WENHAN YOU GO BABE 

pls pick a good song though 

LI WENHAN X JIAYI WHAT A BROSHIP 

GUAN YUE’S SMILE IS SO ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL 

4As LMFAO 

AHAHAHHAHA HE WISHED FOR IT AND GOT CHOSEN 

LMFAO HIS FACE 

he thought he was gonna be able to chose his song 

but he’s become li wenhan team’s competitor 

no one wants to be chosen anymore because li wenhan AHAHAHHAHAA

wait my wifi cut off how did we get here again 

oh wait three As in the other team 

now we’re onto the next song 

IT’S AN F BABY 

WHO’S GONNA BE DANCING NAMANANA 

oh the poor baby’s face ;;;; 

THIS IS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY 

before everyone wanted to be the next on picked 

but now no one wants to be picked anymore 

HE LITERALLY FELL OVER BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT TO BE CHOSEN AHAHAH

wait 

what 

one team per song can’t perform on stage at all 

what the hell 

what’s the point of live voting then?????

5 vocals and there are 4 rap parts AHAHHAHAH 

i love how there isn’t even competing in their team they just kinda force chunyang to be leader lmfao 

LI WENHAN A GORILLA AHAHAHHA I’M CRYING OMG 

‘whoever has muscles, let them be centre’ AHAHAHHAHA 

THEY’RE ALL CRAZY ISTFG 

this is so funny i can’t believe this omg 

PREVIEWS LEGGOOOO

wait they’re just kinda spoiling who’s gonna be able to go on stage 

not gonna lie though isn’t that kind of unfair?

oooo these groups look really fcking good 

he CHANGXI OMFG 

wait li wenhan group’s outfits are low-key ugly lmao 

they literally just revealed who’s performing ahahaha 

honestly this is really unfair to the people who don’t get to perform 

finish time: 11:03am 

that’s all folks; tune in next week for another episode of mai’s shitposting whilst we suffer through another survival show together!