#jh plays fgo

[jaclynhyde]

man "multiple girls jealously vying for master's attention for 90% of their screentime" is my least favorite type of event

[jaclynhyde]

god i wish that were me

Do yall ever have a character in a gatcha game that you just fail to get for so long that you end up not even wanting them anymore

[jaclynhyde]

IT HAPPENED

IT FINALLY HAPPENED

YOU HAVE NO IDEA, BUDDY

[jaclynhyde]

We were literally neurodivergent and a minor,

[jaclynhyde]

i got arc in one 11-pull which left me with 630sq to spend on voyager! i did not get voyager. i did get percival, fran, tomoe, tamamocat, suzuka, astraea, camilla, and 2x roland.

also jack and jinako.

also

???????????

[jaclynhyde]

anyway i have to actually sleep but the funniest thing about oberon so far is that all his my room lines before his last ascension are like "i'm so cute and charming. wow castoria is here! what a crazy world!" except william shakespeare which is "guda deliver my fan mail to this shitstain! it's full of poison."

[jaclynhyde]

watching the na playerbase invent entirely new stages of grief

[jaclynhyde]

lessiarty summoned…

[jaclynhyde]

why are you LIKE THIS

[jaclynhyde]

DA VINKY I MISSED YOU ;v;

[jaclynhyde]

okay Servant classes for tadfools:

Tav/Durge: Master

Shadowheart: Lancer (can't decide if her third ascension is Selunite or she changes classes)

Astarion: Assassin

Lae’zel: Rider (dragon -> comet)

Gale: Caster (he can totally become Grand Caster)

Karlach: Berserker

Wyll: Saber (I don’t care if he casts, this man is the saberest saber that ever existed)

Emperor: Pretender (first ascension Dream Guardian, second Emperor, third [redacted])

[jaclynhyde]

me, knowing there's a third of a lostbelt to go: wow cnoc's gonna have a great coronation she's so pretty :)

anyway summonable cnoc when

[jaclynhyde]

wtf is up with bartz’s luck this week???

[jaclynhyde]

i think it's time to admit that i don't know understand looping. the card type doesn't matter. the specific support doesn't matter. i hit the np up buttons and the buff buttons and then i np and frown when i get like 40% np back. i tried to use koyaanisqatsi with gil and he did 400k damage and refunded 0 np. is there a guide for idiots with np1 servants

[jaclynhyde]

MOTH

[jaclynhyde]

[distant sound of thousands of masters saving SQ]