#jfc there's gold glitter everywhere

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Alrighty, next up is another anthology, this one is a collection of a bunch of my favorite outsider pov fics from across different fandoms.

I designed the cover to look like an apartment building and it was a part of my ✨adventures in gilding✨ during which I fucked around with gold foil and found out because there's glitter everywhere. STILL.

In other news, I have now filled a shelf with solely binds I made for myself!

Honestly not sure how I feel about this cover, but if there's one thing I can say with certainty it is that it is very shiny.

[glitter-stained]

Actually, Batfam Winx club I think? Or maybe Shugo Chara I can't remember... I literally have a batfam magical girl AU already, but if we're going closer to canon:

-Winx club + canon-ish batfam : So much angst. Anger and grief and broken wings and sacrifice. I wanna see this family's various levels of self-sacrificial BS, guilt complex, victim blaming vs martyr culture, dependance and love and toxicity, interact with the mechanics of Enchantix and the implications of it. I want someone's home planet to be destroyed/engulfed in black flames. And I want all of that while they're fighting in high heels, miniskirts, and covered in glitter.

-Winx club+ my feel good personal wholesome batfam fanon (close to canon personalities but way better interrelationships, not the recent overwhelming physical abuse and psychological abuse, less victim-blaming/abuse culture/sexism/classism/racism/ableism and it's addressed/worked on, they mental health issues and suicide attempts are actually taken seriously and vigilantism isn't the exclusive go-to coping mechanism... Still messy, but way less dark and more hopeful, a fix-it of sorts, my personal good place): a very sweet, feel-good found family where all the batkids find eachother at the fairy academy, the adults are teachers there, they probably like solve crimes on campus and nobody's planet explodes and they make friends with sirens and other magical people with titans, yj, outlaws etc. interjections... Fuck I wanna read it now. Nobody dies winx club found family batfam shenanigans be upon me.

-Shugo Chara + canon (ish): obligatory UTRH Shugo Chara AU where Batman loses the ability to heal X eggs after Jason dies and Jason has a transformation that is X during the whole UTRH arc, and Bruce manages to draw out the X egg but he can't heal it so he shatters it, leading to Jason choking on his grief in that warehouse while it blows up. Eventually he spawns another heart egg, similar to the first but not identical, so Red Hood 2.0 that does go X at times and is healed with time, various levels of cooperation and other guardians as he grows a support system. Little Red Hood absolutely hates Batman for "killing his brother" before he can meet him and he and Jason often fight about it. This AU in general is extremely angsty, the implications of shattering X eggs has always been heartbreaking to me, I wanna cry.

-Shugo Chara+ feel good wholesome batfam fanon: just. Just imagine. I'm gonna scream. Tiny little vigilante personas running everywhere. Robin is a little like Dia, Il or El in that he has the ability to transform with other people than the person who spawned him, but unlike them he is way more independent and can actually change his affiliate guardian with time, kinda like Dick passing guardianship of Robin to Jason (even though little Robin would protest the term guardianship haha) etc., so unlike El's connection to Amu which is weakened (she can't pull Seraphim Charm for ex), all the Robins have a deep connection to Little Robin and can use the full arrays of powers. Also Tim nursing a dying Robin back to health after Jason's death, literally nursing Dick and Jason's childhood dream back to life, the legacy of a hero dying and another kid keeping his dream alive... (They manage to heal RH through team effort instead of shattering the x egg in that one, sorry I don't make the rules). In general all the chara naris would be so incredibly cool. Also Bruce floating in his astral form on a black background with gold stars going "watashino kokoro, unlock! Chara Nari: Batman!" I can literally hear it spoken with Amu's voice actress jfc the mental imagery, we truly have been blessed

combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

[miniaturehotdog-blog]

how I've come to understand the weapons in splatoon

Splattershot Jr.: a new player or a fucking assassin

Custom Splattershot Jr.: rare, usually bad, stop spamming ur disruptors u fuck

Splattershot: usually bad

Tentatek Splattershot: usually good, but a try hard

Hero Shot Replica: probably just finished the amiibo challenges

.52 Gal: annoying with a wall to hide behind

.52 Gal Deco: stop seeker surfing it is so predictable

N-Zap '85: can be good or bad

N-Zap '89: stop it with the sprinklers and inkstrikes jfc!! stop!!

Splash-o-matic: can be good or bad, have not seen these since the neo came out

Neo Splash-o-matic: annoying fuck who constantly trades

Aerospray MG: a try hard, again with the seeker surfing

Aerospray RG: a try hard but with an inkstrike

Jet Squelcher: usually very good and reliable

Custom Jet Squelcher: ^ but a fucking BEAST

Blaster: a throwback but a goodie

Custom Blaster: acceptable

L-3 Nozzlenose: no

L-3 Nozzlenose D: get the fuck outta my face

Splattershot Pro: usually bad but sometimes there are goodies

Forge Splattershot Pro: usually the savior, praise be to u

H-3 Nozzlenose: NO

H-3 Nozzlenose D: I SAID NO

Luna Blaster: obnoxious but good, probably only plays tower control

Luna Blaster Neo: really good, but like, really fucking annoying

.96 Gal: satan

.96 Gal Deco: satan but like, with glitter

Sploosh-o-matic: good support!! i like you

Neo Sploosh-o-matic: okay no not you, you can go to hell

Rapid Blaster: rare, might be good

Rapid Blaster Deco: also rare, might be terrible

Rapid Blaster Pro: YAS GET THEM

Rapid Blaster Pro Deco: probably stacks damage ups

Range Blaster: usually good but bad in close quarters combat

Custom Range Blaster: very good

Dual Squelcher: acceptable, good support

Custom Dual Squelcher: maybe acceptable...

Splat Charger: either someone new or someone who refuses to use a scope

Kelp Splat Charger: same as ^ but usually worse

Hero Charger Replica: probably trying to show off their weapon

Classic Squiffer: either really good or really bad

New Squiffer: same as ^

Splatterscope: a try hard but usually good. probably uses sticks

Kelp Splatterscope: pure salt

Bamboozler 14 MK I: usually bad but can occasionally kick ass

Bamboozler 14 MK II: a squidbagging troll

E-liter 3K: the original mvp

Custom E-liter 3K: why do you hate motion controls pls it will make your aim so much better

E-liter 3K Scope: it’s like jesus stepped onto the battlefield

Custom E-liter 3K Scope: like ^ but satan

Splat Roller: either really good or really bad

Krak-On Splat Roller: basic bitch

Hero Roller Replica: probably wears amiibo gear, maybe good

Inkbrush: just wants to paint hearts everywhere, leave these angels alone

Inkbrush Nouveau: probably a troll, never trust these ones

Carbon Roller: either really bad or the most amazing player you will ever meet, gets like 11 splats and no deaths

Carbon Roller Deco: no where near as good as the regular carbon

Octobrush: stealth game on point

Octobrush Nouveau: probably forgets they have an inkzooka and tries to kraken instead

Dynamo Roller: a goodie

Gold Dynamo Roller: the biggest asshole, but usually good

Slosher: tries to snipe but it’s a fucking bucket

Slosher Deco: usually bad but they have a kraken so when they get their special they kill everyone

Tri-Slosher: the biggest troll

Tri-Slosher Nouveau: rare? might be good

Sloshing Machine: good in ranked but terrible in turf war

Sloshing Machine Neo: same as ^

Heavy Splatling: probably played team fortress or w/e it’s called

Heavy Splatling Deco: literal embodiment of “the devil wears prada”

Mini Splatling: mini satan

Zink Mini Splatling: probably really fucking good

Hydra Splatling: this is a good weapon pls give it a chance

Custom Hydra Splatling: same as ^

[crazylozfan]

how I've come to understand the weapons in splatoon

Splattershot Jr.: a new player or a fucking assassin

Custom Splattershot Jr.: rare, usually bad, stop spamming ur disruptors u fuck

Splattershot: usually bad

Tentatek Splattershot: usually good, but a try hard

Hero Shot Replica: probably just finished the amiibo challenges

.52 Gal: annoying with a wall to hide behind

.52 Gal Deco: stop seeker surfing it is so predictable

N-Zap '85: can be good or bad

N-Zap '89: stop it with the sprinklers and inkstrikes jfc!! stop!!

Splash-o-matic: can be good or bad, have not seen these since the neo came out

Neo Splash-o-matic: annoying fuck who constantly trades

Aerospray MG: a try hard, again with the seeker surfing

Aerospray RG: a try hard but with an inkstrike

Jet Squelcher: usually very good and reliable

Custom Jet Squelcher: ^ but a fucking BEAST

Blaster: a throwback but a goodie

Custom Blaster: acceptable

L-3 Nozzlenose: no

L-3 Nozzlenose D: get the fuck outta my face

Splattershot Pro: usually bad but sometimes there are goodies

Forge Splattershot Pro: usually the savior, praise be to u

H-3 Nozzlenose: NO

H-3 Nozzlenose D: I SAID NO

Luna Blaster: obnoxious but good, probably only plays tower control

Luna Blaster Neo: really good, but like, really fucking annoying

.96 Gal: satan

.96 Gal Deco: satan but like, with glitter

Sploosh-o-matic: good support!! i like you

Neo Sploosh-o-matic: okay no not you, you can go to hell

Rapid Blaster: rare, might be good

Rapid Blaster Deco: also rare, might be terrible

Rapid Blaster Pro: YAS GET THEM

Rapid Blaster Pro Deco: probably stacks damage ups

Range Blaster: usually good but bad in close quarters combat

Custom Range Blaster: very good

Dual Squelcher: acceptable, good support

Custom Dual Squelcher: maybe acceptable...

Splat Charger: either someone new or someone who refuses to use a scope

Kelp Splat Charger: same as ^ but usually worse

Hero Charger Replica: probably trying to show off their weapon

Classic Squiffer: either really good or really bad

New Squiffer: same as ^

Splatterscope: a try hard but usually good. probably uses sticks

Kelp Splatterscope: pure salt

Bamboozler 14 MK I: usually bad but can occasionally kick ass

Bamboozler 14 MK II: a squidbagging troll

E-liter 3K: the original mvp

Custom E-liter 3K: why do you hate motion controls pls it will make your aim so much better

E-liter 3K Scope: it’s like jesus stepped onto the battlefield

Custom E-liter 3K Scope: like ^ but satan

Splat Roller: either really good or really bad

Krak-On Splat Roller: basic bitch

Hero Roller Replica: probably wears amiibo gear, maybe good

Inkbrush: just wants to paint hearts everywhere, leave these angels alone

Inkbrush Nouveau: probably a troll, never trust these ones

Carbon Roller: either really bad or the most amazing player you will ever meet, gets like 11 splats and no deaths

Carbon Roller Deco: no where near as good as the regular carbon

Octobrush: stealth game on point

Octobrush Nouveau: probably forgets they have an inkzooka and tries to kraken instead

Dynamo Roller: a goodie

Gold Dynamo Roller: the biggest asshole, but usually good

Slosher: tries to snipe but it’s a fucking bucket

Slosher Deco: usually bad but they have a kraken so when they get their special they kill everyone

Tri-Slosher: the biggest troll

Tri-Slosher Nouveau: rare? might be good

Sloshing Machine: good in ranked but terrible in turf war

Sloshing Machine Neo: same as ^

Heavy Splatling: probably played team fortress or w/e it’s called

Heavy Splatling Deco: literal embodiment of “the devil wears prada”

Mini Splatling: mini satan

Zink Mini Splatling: probably really fucking good

Hydra Splatling: this is a good weapon pls give it a chance

Custom Hydra Splatling: same as ^

[sonic-toon]

how I've come to understand the weapons in splatoon

Splattershot Jr.: a new player or a fucking assassin

Custom Splattershot Jr.: rare, usually bad, stop spamming ur disruptors u fuck

Splattershot: usually bad

Tentatek Splattershot: usually good, but a try hard

Hero Shot Replica: probably just finished the amiibo challenges

.52 Gal: annoying with a wall to hide behind

.52 Gal Deco: stop seeker surfing it is so predictable

N-Zap '85: can be good or bad

N-Zap '89: stop it with the sprinklers and inkstrikes jfc!! stop!!

Splash-o-matic: can be good or bad, have not seen these since the neo came out

Neo Splash-o-matic: annoying fuck who constantly trades

Aerospray MG: a try hard, again with the seeker surfing

Aerospray RG: a try hard but with an inkstrike

Jet Squelcher: usually very good and reliable

Custom Jet Squelcher: ^ but a fucking BEAST

Blaster: a throwback but a goodie

Custom Blaster: acceptable

L-3 Nozzlenose: no

L-3 Nozzlenose D: get the fuck outta my face

Splattershot Pro: usually bad but sometimes there are goodies

Forge Splattershot Pro: usually the savior, praise be to u

H-3 Nozzlenose: NO

H-3 Nozzlenose D: I SAID NO

Luna Blaster: obnoxious but good, probably only plays tower control

Luna Blaster Neo: really good, but like, really fucking annoying

.96 Gal: satan

.96 Gal Deco: satan but like, with glitter

Sploosh-o-matic: good support!! i like you

Neo Sploosh-o-matic: okay no not you, you can go to hell

Rapid Blaster: rare, might be good

Rapid Blaster Deco: also rare, might be terrible

Rapid Blaster Pro: YAS GET THEM

Rapid Blaster Pro Deco: probably stacks damage ups

Range Blaster: usually good but bad in close quarters combat

Custom Range Blaster: very good

Dual Squelcher: acceptable, good support

Custom Dual Squelcher: maybe acceptable...

Splat Charger: either someone new or someone who refuses to use a scope

Kelp Splat Charger: same as ^ but usually worse

Hero Charger Replica: probably trying to show off their weapon

Classic Squiffer: either really good or really bad

New Squiffer: same as ^

Splatterscope: a try hard but usually good. probably uses sticks

Kelp Splatterscope: pure salt

Bamboozler 14 MK I: usually bad but can occasionally kick ass

Bamboozler 14 MK II: a squidbagging troll

E-liter 3K: the original mvp

Custom E-liter 3K: why do you hate motion controls pls it will make your aim so much better

E-liter 3K Scope: it’s like jesus stepped onto the battlefield

Custom E-liter 3K Scope: like ^ but satan

Splat Roller: either really good or really bad

Krak-On Splat Roller: basic bitch

Hero Roller Replica: probably wears amiibo gear, maybe good

Inkbrush: just wants to paint hearts everywhere, leave these angels alone

Inkbrush Nouveau: probably a troll, never trust these ones

Carbon Roller: either really bad or the most amazing player you will ever meet, gets like 11 splats and no deaths

Carbon Roller Deco: no where near as good as the regular carbon

Octobrush: stealth game on point

Octobrush Nouveau: probably forgets they have an inkzooka and tries to kraken instead

Dynamo Roller: a goodie

Gold Dynamo Roller: the biggest asshole, but usually good

Slosher: tries to snipe but it’s a fucking bucket

Slosher Deco: usually bad but they have a kraken so when they get their special they kill everyone

Tri-Slosher: the biggest troll

Tri-Slosher Nouveau: rare? might be good

Sloshing Machine: good in ranked but terrible in turf war

Sloshing Machine Neo: same as ^

Heavy Splatling: probably played team fortress or w/e it’s called

Heavy Splatling Deco: literal embodiment of “the devil wears prada”

Mini Splatling: mini satan

Zink Mini Splatling: probably really fucking good

Hydra Splatling: this is a good weapon pls give it a chance

Custom Hydra Splatling: same as ^