#jeyrambles

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microsoft edge i don't want you please understand

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[ I have also started a RP Twitter if anyones interested in that- It’s @TNerelle for those who wanna hmu there. It’s a mostly Taffy twt though fitting different veres]

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allowing for technological advances in detco was a bad decision for a lot of good, narrative-related reasons (e.g. shinran ldr) but also because the more advanced their lil' smartphones are the less sense it makes for characters to furtively call from a phone box

respectfully, it makes you look more suspicious

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what's up with dentist's equipment looking like it's literally state-of-the-art and then feeling like mediaeval torture devices, not effectively used

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hate finally getting around to reading something that i've only been hearing good things about and finding out that it's actually that good and i can't say why did no one tell me about this masterpiece because everyone's been telling.

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the great thing about this week is that i'm getting so many ideas i can't wait to write down!

the unfortunate thing about this week is that i simply have neither the time nor the peace of mind to write anything

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why doesnt netflix have a adjust playback speed option. why can't i change the subtitles being gigantic. why doesn't it ever skip back and forth properly. what am i paying for

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i am so close to rereading war and peace but my deadline said no.

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it truly is unjust to hold former leaders and conquerors to modern day standards. both if you want to defend or villainise them. like oh he didn't respect women? no one else did. that was the least of his shortcomings bbg. and like yes he didn't go imprison masses and torture them until they died! was he still a gigantic dick though? yes.

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look all i'm saying is that if you put me on this planet two centuries ago i would not only not have to learn quantum physics, i also wouldn't need to live in the internet age or face global warming

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Internet explorer has been discontinued.

It's been at least a year by this point.

yeah i get what you're saying (because microsoft has gone to great pains to tell me) and being so agitated about that might've been rather irrational but please consider

i open internet explorer by accident. microsoft edge pops up. i click off. i look around internet explorer. microsoft edge pops up. i click off. because firefox is updating i try to youtube dot com. microsoft edge pops up.

continue browsing? i do not want to. yet, i cannot click off. i cannot say no, cancel. fucking backspace. sorry for intruding. i cannot x out. the popup is uncloseable.

i could've clicked continue browsing but i on principle did not because if i cannot close window my way out of a situation it upsets me. i'm sorry, it's like. my inner grannie speaking. and i was logged in on tumblr at the time and after a firefox update every other thing i usually do on my laptop requires me to log in, so that was yeah

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shoutout to french for choosing to have enceinte be 'pregnant' and 'speaker' like yeah my cis male dude is talking about pregnancy, unprompted, in a musical context

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been wrongfully calling it cain's instinct, turns out my brother's actually just a gigantic dick

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i'm regularly reminded that my mutual shares my mother tongue, because i regularly forget that my mutual shares my mother tongue

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i think there's something very beautiful about reading your old works. i also think someone should have stopped me from posting any of my works before i turned, like, 16. because girl, what, and people enjoyed that, what.

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second post i see after opening tumblr is a post talking explicitly about The Cousin Thing. not tagged (or marked in any way) as a spoiler. which i had blocked because i didn't want to Know.