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After the Lucanis spoilers I can only bestow upon him my greatest honor. Jewish 🫵
#oh ur posessed by a [redacted] demon? arent we all jewboy#mastered the art of the דווקא#datv spoilers
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Ride, ride 'em jewboy, Ride 'em all around the old corral. I'm, I'm with you boy If I've got to ride six million miles.
Now the smokes from camps are rising See the helpless creatures on their way. Hey, old pal, ain't it surprising How far you can go before you stay.
Don't you let the morning blind ya When on your sleeve you wore the yeller star. Old memories still live behind ya, Can't you see by your outfit who you are.
How long will you be driven relentless ¡®round the world, The blood in the rhythm of the soul.
Wild ponies all your dreams were broken, Rounded out and made to move along. The loneliness which can't be spoken Just swings a rope and rides inside a song.
Dead limbs play with ringless fingers A melody which burns you deep inside. Oh, how the song becomes the singers, May peace be ever with you as you ride.
How long will you be driven relentless around the world, The blood in the rhythm of the soul.
In the window candles glowing Remind you that today you are a child, Road ahead, forever rolling, And anything worth cryin' can be smiled.
So ride, ride 'em jewboy, Ride 'em all around the old corral. I'm, I'm with you boy If I've got to ride six million miles.
Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh. Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh.
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Jonathan Lipnicki, cuz I love my fellow jewboiz.
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thanks to everyone posting about being horny about fat dudes i now have the opposite of body dysmorphia
#me just getting dressed: yuea im basicaly like if the david statue was trans. and fat. and of a 5 foot nothin jewboy#🫡#is it possible....... to be confident about your body..... before you achieve your transition goals............#it is!#ever.txt
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I hope I’m clockable to other trans people. I want to pass and be viewed as male, but I want other trans people to know. Also I hope I look gay and I’m clockable as ashke
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probably not going to go back to writing aew fic for a while but i am trying to think of ways to smash together cm punks absolutely bonkers jesus symbolism with mjf's personification of jewish masculine anxiety in a way that is sexy and fun instead of just vaguely antisemitic
#like.............#mjf as assimilation narrative he wants to achieve the american dream he wants to reach the asymptotic line of total acceptance he wants#to be the victor of the shining city on a hill#but the dream is unobtainable it does not exist and every person he follows is in some way unlike him#such that he must betray them#because they have betrayed him first#by leaving him wandering in the desert#moses could not enter the promised land he wandered in the desert until he died and mjf is fundamentally afraid that he too will be denied#entry at the last minute#he loves cm punk for being what he wants to become but cannot become him without destroying himself#something something cody is america as presented at ellis island#statue of liberty huddled masses etc etc#chris jericho is the america of the almighty dollar#the country club the board room the private jet#cm punk is the underlying undercurrent of american counterculture#which is in its own way consumed by the thing it rebels against#a cult of beautiful outraged suffering#william regal is the working man's meritocracy#and mjf loves and hates them all because they cannot make him anything other than what he is#a five foot nothing adhd riddled jewboy#and he's certain everyone can see it#(but punk is special because after the rejection and the pain mjf wants to belong with him the most)#(but because of the things he has forced himself to be in order to survive in the world)#(punk is the only one who rejects him first)#(mjf craves validation for his anger and punk is the only one who can give it to him and that's why punk)#(will never shake his hand)#mjf#anyway this was inspired by cm punk's stigmata hands#which is#just
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ate a bagel w/ the creamed cheese nd the lox earlier this morning ……… for the ancestors ….
#🥰🥰🥰#im vegetarian but salmon in every form is my favorite ever so ill splurge now & then 🤫🤫🤫#obvs had capers too !!! 🥰#love from ur fav nyc jewboi 🥰😘
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reading dungeon meshi again and chilchuck speaks a little yiddish??
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It was my birthday and I fucking insisted on getting a burger shirt to eat burgers in. I'M AN ADULT.
I went to Jewboy and ate a burger with a latke on it. Also bacon and cheese. Very kosher. I don't get the place at all but omnomnom good shit.
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#the what @purpleopossum
the quote where billy joel thinks his house is haunted by antisemitic ghosts
you don't know the strength it takes not to self-reblog the antisemitic ghosts quote every single day.
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"Sex is the poetry of the body." – Natural Jewboy, William Levy.
There’s a captivating rhythm in Washio Mei's gaze, a quiet, unspoken verse of allure. Her beauty holds a sensual grace that feels like art in motion, a dance that lingers. 💫💋🔥
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The fact that the -38 is called Jewboy and it’s killing Nazis cracks me up 😂
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Today on “PCE Shut The Hell Up About OJV Kyle And His Chronic Pain”:
I feel the need to express that my dude could’ve made a full recovery from his knee injury in high school. He had a partial meniscus and anterior ligament tear and didn’t require surgery, was 15 and pretty healthy, but the guy jumped back into things too fast. The SECOND the doctor told him he could start slowly walking on it and regaining strength, Kyle’s stubborn ass took that as “IM FREE IM FREE” he was SO sick of crutches bro just wanted normalcy.
And like months later he’s like “damn why does my leg still hurt” “uhhh weren’t you supposed to do physical therapy or something?” “…I mean, it was recommended? But it’s chill.” “Damnit jewboy you probably let your goddamn fucked up joints heal wrong” (Cartman was right lmao) (and Kyle continues to ignore it until he moves his knee wrong or falls on it and gets mad)
#thank you that is all#OrangeJuiceVerse#south park#my shit#my au#headcanons#no I do not shut up about Kyle’s bad knee#nor will i#kyle brovlofski#look at this I learned something today ass bitch#orangejuiceposting instead of writing who me never
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Leonard Cohens usage of Christian imagery is literally incredible because of his outsider perspective, be it out of sympathetic pity or cold stripping it bare gaze. Cuz these are not hid symbols but they're stories that have touched him and symbols he found beautiful and potent enough to use, and sometimds culturally hegemonic ideas that have loomed above him just as much as the industrialization of the modern age or whatever. Why don't you go listen to Suzanne and calm the fuck down.
I'm still so fuckjng angry at people who act like Leonard Cohen doesn't have Christian imagery in his songs. As a Jew it makes me so angry to see other Jewish people do this. God forbid we be complex or step out of the little Right religious box and do it wrong. Didn't you know we're not allowed to engage with art or the western canon "the wretched and the meek" in a thousand kisses deep and "vilified, crucified in the human frame" in You want it darker etc etc just mean something else. How mysterious
#the latter in say everybody knows: 'from the bloody cross atop of cadbury to the beach on malibu' / take one last look at this sacred heart#before it blows#the former in like. as i said the entire jesus verse of Susanne. it FASCINATES me.#forsaken almost human he drowned beneath your wisdom like a stone.....#what have you done to that ancient jewboy magicboy. look at him hes got humanities sins and torments
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pre covid about three days before quarantine was announced the last time I was in a bar I heard two tables yell ‘yeah fucking jewboys’ and the Irish bartender came over and said ‘you probably have to get going right? It’s on me.’ The Zionists don’t care
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by Dion J. Pierre
Australian officials and nonprofit leaders on Thursday issued statements addressing antisemitism, following a damning report exposing bullying and harassment of teenage Jewish students attending public schools in the state of Victoria.
On Sunday, Australian daily The Age reported the stories of three students who have either refused going to school or hid their Jewish identity to avoid allegedly racist behavior continuously meted out by their classmates. A 13-year-old Brunswick Secondary College student was called a “dirty Jew,” flashed Nazi salutes by his classmates, and assaulted; a 14 year old Brighton Secondary College student found a swastika graffitied on her desk and someone threw a note at her that said, “Jewish rat;” a 12 year old Rowville Secondary Sports Academy student was told that all Jews were supposed to die with their “hands up.”
The report elicited a response from Victoria’s Department of Education, which said the students’ accounts are “distressing and disturbing and taken extremely serious.” Speaking to The Australian Jewish News, Dvir Abramovich of the Anti-Defamation Commission, a Jewish civil rights organization, said the students’ accounts “are another example of what happens when antisemitism spirals out of control and is allowed to grow toxic and unchecked by teachers.”
Jewish students in Victoria have reported similar experiences before. In June 2022, harrowing details of antisemitic bullying and violence were revealed in an Australian federal court during a civil trial to determine whether Brighton Secondary College, located in Melbourne, violated the Racial Discrimination Act when it allegedly ignored the antisemitic bullying of five Jewish students who said the school has a “prison culture.”
Former Brighton student Liam Arnold-Levy testified that no action was taken after someone punched him in the stomach and threatened to slit his throat, nor when others called him “Jewboy,” “f***ing Jew,” and told him to “die in an oven.” In another incident, a school official allegedly accused him of “being dramatic” when a group of female students “violently” pushed him.
A verdict in that case is forthcoming.
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