#jev's rambles

[ari-the-jellyfish-yume]

Wow guess what I spent a collective $514 on

[jevthejester]

Today is the only day you can reblog this

[jev-misc]

Hello! This is my (currently unused) miscellaneous side blog. I will be using it for posting about stuff unrelated or mostly unrelated to any particular media interests I have. You could expect to see things like pet photos or random art I want to share.

For my main, Sweetheart centric blog:

And my other side, (mostly) non-Sweetheart media interests blog:

[ari-the-jellyfish-yume]

This is actually very real

Sweetheart is the type to rapidly chew her fingernails off whenever she's scared

She is the type to have her face turn bright red and have steam come out of her ears whenever she's pissed

Do you guys also think of SWH as extremely cartoony or is that just me, like to me she seems like the type of person to float over to the smell of a pie on a window sill

[whereispearlescentmoon]

The issue with not being a fan of the life series fandom’s (arguably) five most popular creators is that big things will happen in the fandom in that part of it that I don’t know about or engage in and everyone else will be blogging about it. And sometimes because I’m a fan blog in this fandom that has 1000ish followers I get asks about it because people just expect that everyone knows about “insert event or popular fan project” and I just end up deleting those asks because I neither know about nor particularly care about them. And some (not all but yes some) people will act like you’re crazy for not watching them when they don’t watch other povs outside of their faves either.

This is also not a diss at you if you’re a fan of said very popular creators, they are popular for a reason, they’re just not my particular cup of tea. Im just expressing a particular feeling of isolation in fandom sometimes when you don’t watch the most popular creators on an SMP. As I have said and will continue to say, do whatever you want forever.

[cha0s-j3st0r]

current mood.

[justajevil]

chat, would yall wanna hear my skin tone headcannons for,,,, pretty much all the Homestuck characters because I have many

[kaleschmidt]

Kale has a magic ability where he's so fun to voice that the haters become his biggest fans

[ari-the-jellyfish-yume]

I really want to play reverie at some point but I'm so scared if it characterizes sweetheart well or not

[jevthejester]

I fell in love with ginger.. my god..

Now to figure out an f/o tag thingamabob for her

[cha0s-j3st0r]

In Marx's defense, he is still evil, just waiting for an opportunity to strike, like he's done in the past. I do not believe he was "just hungry", and id hate for possibly my favorite villain to have this bad of a plot.

Until we get a proper redemption arc in the form of an epilogue, I will continue to believe that Marx is evil.

(he's also insane so bonus points there, I don't know if any other villain in the Kirby series is actually as batshit crazy as he is, we really don't know what goes on in his head)

One thing I really wish I see more from the Kirby fandom is the dynamic between Kirby and Dark Meta Knight because it would be so fascinating

“Ermmmmm actually DMK only helped Kirby cause of the Jamba Heart and he is still evil 🤓 “ IDGAF, the Japanese description says that Marx only helped Kirby because if everything is destroyed, he wouldn’t have a Popstar to rule over yet people (like me) still portray him as being reformed and Kirby’s pal!

Listen, I’m just saying that the friendship between a cold, distant, edgy knight orb from the mirror with ambiguous morals and a happy, cheerful hero orb from the stars (that the knight split into four once) has potential to be one of the most funniest and fluffiest things ever

[dr9com9ge-ix]

What If Sunshine Suburbia! Black acted more like Sprunki Mortality! Black?

HI ANON- I don’t know if you know how much Sunshine Suburbia would be affected by Black/Tenebrae not being a complete monster!!! So I hope you’re ready for the entire insane rambling my friends had to hear in a VC after I woke up to this ask!-

(Also for anyone here who somehow doesn’t know/ hasn’t read Sprunki Mortality go GO MY SCARAB, WITNESS IT. It’s great and I love it, Savior does a great job with the art and writing! ^^ and it’d probably help contextualize some of the changes to this particular scenario.)

So- I’m taking this as “He’s more of a tired old man, A bit exasperated by people. But overall kind of a normal reasonable dude.” So this scenario’s Tenebrae is basically!!! A god who is tired of being god and thus is in retirement, ascending the Sun and Moon to be his willing replacements (This happens when the two are adults so they aren’t condemned to being 12 year olds forever- Though that means they outlive their families. Their relationship with Black is akin to master to protégé/ Co-workers.) He’s mostly just minding his own business, There isn’t much of a stigma to knowing his name but he prefers to be left alone. He mostly just messes with his god powers to either have a small harmless kick (Making a stupid looking animal) or fixing small things that bother him and travels about Cacophony (Hitchhiking in people’s shadows)

At some point he ends up in the Spire monastery to check on the cult there because the Sun asked him to and basically found Jevin and his sisters who aren’t treated that well on the account of the sun worship and rituals being prioritized over their well being. (Also a note that in both in this scenario and in the original au that Black meets Jevin when he is around 17/18, with Ceruna the youngest sibling being 15 and Belilah being 20.)

So basically Black went “What the FUCK? Okay no- My kids now and also I’m telling the Sun you’re all out of your damn minds!” and took the siblings with him to go snitch on the cult to The Sun. The cult is disbanded because The Sun told them to knock it off rather than Black massacring people in there.

Now Black is a father of 3 whole kids and The Sun lets them live in the Sunshine Suburbs when it was made (It was made for similar reasons as the baseline au) and at some point in time Jevin finds Sky and adopts him (Also Jev and Sky are both really into biology with Jevin actually becoming a professor.), Ceruna gets married to her girlfriend, And Beliah becomes a Lighthouse keeper— And like… Sky is so much more carefree and gets to be a kid rather than feeling the need to protect his dad / Having severe trust issues.

They’re pretty much a normal family (As normal as they can be-) for like the 40 years Black has spent with them! Maybe at most they all have a bit of a bad habit of swearing like sailors (The mental image of Jevin going “Ah bitchnuggets” in the softest voice as he accidentally drops something.)

I don’t even think horror mode / The eclipse happens in this because he’s literally just a dude! (Unless some outside force comes with a hammer to his family but like really its all just chill I think.)

There’s also alot of other things that get effected by Black being just a chill dude that I haven’t brought up- But I think thats most of the significant changes!

[cha0s-j3st0r]

HELP

TUMBLR COMMUNITY, I NEED YOUR HELP, IM DOING THIS PROJECT FOR MATH AND I NEED STATISTICS, SO PLEASE GIVE ME A NUMBER OF HOW MANY KIRBY CHARACTERS YOU KNOW 🙏🙏🙏

[ari-the-jellyfish-yume]

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes YES YES YES YES YES YES

Hello everyone ive gathered you all here for an important question. Do you like Sweetheart yes or no. please ignore the bomb above your head that goes off if you say no.

[gioia-writes-and-others]

Scum mode ON 😒😒😒

NOWDAYS we have to learn to make the difference between what is TRUE and what is NOT...

Lately a very frequent type of scum are fake asks or dm claiming help for a mutual (I had a few in the last couple of days).

Or suggesting "things" about a mutual.

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Just in case : It's never me asking and I don’t need help

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Gentle reminder : in case you have a legit doubt I'll invite you to speak directly to the mutual/person in question NOT the account sending the message in the first place!

Those must be blocked and reported!

Watch out for each other (for real !)

Here, have a drink and a nice weekend 🍸 🍹 🍷 🍹🍸 🍹 🍷 🍹

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[ashleyknoxtrilogy]

🦐 MIXED FRIED / Writing share ( with ART) 🦐

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THANK YOU for all the open tags to 🦐@the-golden-comet HERE

and HERE and for all the OPEN KISSES tags HERE HERE 🦐

+ various flavors of writing share to 🦐 @tragedycoded HERE ,

🦐 @peach-the-gospel HERE and 🦐 @aalinaaaaaa HERE

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Wip The scarred angel / DRAFT Zero - actual chp 9 "The den"

ART (IbisPaint, yes, I'm playing with it) + Text under the cut / CW body fluids (?)

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What they see are metal bars running from the ground to the ceiling same as a prison cell, bare and completely empty but for the deadly stink of urine mingled with the stale of other non specified substances.

Ashley clenches her teeth while she swipes the rye of the torch's light over the rock walls, the unwilling tension clasping at her nape and the pit of her stomach obviously going unnoticed by the two women with her.

Which is exactly how it has to be.

The lingering stink reminding ammonia's does speak loud enough about people that have been held captive inside.

Now the cell's door has been left locked, the key nowhere to be seen.

Since there is nothing more to check they resume the inspection and walk deeper into the gallery.

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Eyes open wide in shock when they push open the second door.

"Is this a lab ?" Amy speaks first, almost in aw, while she takes in the surroundings.

A fair work has been achieved to get this part of the gallery almost matching a typical white collar working space, including a ventilation system and rather some equipment, considering what's been left, to re-create a functional setting.

"They lack on the decoration side..."Amy mutters in bitter irony to balance the surprise.

These walls are bare indeed but for a few office magnetic boards that have been swiped clean, and a regular paper print of the Holy Mary stuck crookedly on the wall near the entrance.

Amy follows Ashley's gaze lingering over that one.

"Do they pray?" she asks not holding back the disbelief in her pitch at the sight of the sacred image.

Pretty much out of place, to say the least, borderline surrealistic.

Ashley's eyes narrow for a moment, brow furrowed, then she shrugs as a response and sweeps her attention across the rest of the space.

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Drink of the week 🍻☕🍷☕ 🍹🍻 + tag (NP) to :

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@deanwax @alinacapellabooks @wyked-ao3

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@mapplesand @dnschmidt

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@aspiring-dreamer @illarian-rambling

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