#jev's rambles

[jev-sweethearts-best-sprout-mole]

Wow guess what I spent a collective $514 on

[jev-misc]

Hello! This is my (currently unused) miscellaneous side blog. I will be using it for posting about stuff unrelated or mostly unrelated to any particular media interests I have. You could expect to see things like pet photos or random art I want to share.

For my main, Sweetheart centric blog:

And my other side, (mostly) non-Sweetheart media interests blog:

[jev-sweethearts-best-sprout-mole]

This is actually very real

Sweetheart is the type to rapidly chew her fingernails off whenever she's scared

She is the type to have her face turn bright red and have steam come out of her ears whenever she's pissed

Do you guys also think of SWH as extremely cartoony or is that just me, like to me she seems like the type of person to float over to the smell of a pie on a window sill

[huecycles]

oh hey :) thanks for the kind comments and tags left under the last post!

it's so wild how body hair in art & media in general is seen as something "disgusting" or "weird", at first i thought that maybe the way i drew it made it look confusing but no way in hell you couldn't zoom in or just... think logically to know that is natural hair? some people are hairy like that! the way i draw it is more fluffy yes because i love floof and i dont give a shit tbh lol

i knew about the "issue" of jevil being fat so the body hair one threw me for a loop like wow. idk why jevil specifically gets this type of treatment, maybe other fat characters in utdr do too but i always see toriel, asgore, alphys, lancer, king, catti, sans who is a skeleton (and i really can't see him any other way, the fandom is doing a great job in keeping him chubby-like i love that) drawn with mostly correct proportions to in game/official art, yet jevil seems to get this mixed reaction. idk why i still see skinny jevil, or why some people insist his clown clothes are just "baggy". the jester is circular, look at his torso please for the love of god. sorry but i just want more fat rep as a fat person myself. i want jevil to remain short (his sprite is shorter than kris and slightly taller than spamton) and fat like he is in game!

drawing him helped me understand a lot about plus size anatomy, and honestly i couldn't be more happy about that because i'm also dealing a lot better with my body image issues and finally bringing more diversity to my art. him being hairy too is yet another thing that makes me happy as someone with pcos, and portraying him as a fat, hairy trans man as someone who is nonbinary and for months has been wanting to experiment with different pronouns/wondering how it would be like to transition is something really special. it's messy and silly but spamton and jevil are the ultimate comfort characters/ship to me, their stories and how they were written speak volumes and resonate with me a lot + headcanoning them as t4t has been beyond freeing and making me get a lot of gender euphoria/dysphoria/envy all at the same time lmfao what the fuck.

i'm honestly glad for these characters because they're what helped me articulate my recent feelings about my gender to my mother, who has grown a lot and is making an effort to understand all of this. the reaction i sometimes get from people who talk to me, come into my inbox or just pour their feelings out in the tags about how they love my portrayal of spamton and jevil's gender identity + their relationship and how important it is to them is so so cool. yeah :)

speaking of chest hair, here's how spamton looks without the shirt. the left side of his chest has a panel for his heart (a smaller version of neo's) and of course top surgery scars, a different type. he's also hairy! not that much since he's a puppet but he still has the addison floof, it's cute

[jevthejester]

Hi chat

[heart-freak]

goretober day 19 (bones) this...is an au drawing..apocalypse au i gueeees. its wels. but pretend jev is there too bc hes important for this. anyways, exposed bone warning- no blood. also, its in greyscale. the writing has gory descriptions . i wouldnt say the bones are...drawn well...skeletons are hard. accuracy wasnt my top priority..i had fun drawing this

You wouldn't have guessed Jevin was infected. Wels noticed his regular blue body was tinted green, but he was passive when he approached him. In fact, he waved, and Wels waved back. He expressed relief that he wasn't dead or hurt, but Jevin did not respond. He held his arms out. A hug? Wels could not resist, he had missed Jevin dearly. His skin burned. It simmered and hissed when it made contact with Jevin, melting away. He stared at it burned through the fabric covering his arms, seeping under his gauntlets. It felt like blood in his veins moving around, touching ever muscle under his skin. Lava, he thought. It was like lava. Acid. Burning- it didn't stop burning until there was nothing left on his arm to burn. Yet, he found himself entranced by it. He wanted to lay down, or lean into the hug Jevin was holding him in. He could not talk now, but he felt like he was being understood. Though blood puddled beneath him, and he saw his eyeball, melted, dripping onto his chest, he almost wanted to laugh. A popsicle on a hot Summer's day, dripping onto the floor... that's what it was like, wasn't it? Should he have the ability to move, he might've tried to lean over and lick it.

[mx24]

king Susie and court jester Jevil

[bjdboyy]

fictive sideblog <3

Wes “Wessie” Acosta 🎀 she/he/quet/pop/de -> masc terms. (guy, dude, boy, etc.) [partners have exemption] -> 20 , bodily 6teen ; full neos and prev. urls under cut <3

mutant (balljointed doll) -> noncanon X-Men Evolution fictive

queer and genderfucked as hell !! -> dont like it? dni <3 i block freely and do not owe you an explanation 🫶

main is @fleaearred .. layout by @dollrelicz

pinterest . playlist

quet/quets/quet's/quetself , pop/pops/pop's/popself , de/des/de's/deself

bjdboyy ->

[justajevil]

chat, would yall wanna hear my skin tone headcannons for,,,, pretty much all the Homestuck characters because I have many

[kaleschmidt]

Kale has a magic ability where he's so fun to voice that the haters become his biggest fans

[jev-sweethearts-best-sprout-mole]

Biromantic aroace Sweetheart, particularly the aro part, is such a funny headcanon to me because Sweetheart, being as obsessed with finding a partner as she is, being aro sounds so strange on paper yet in reality, it honestly makes so much sense with some of the things she says, and the actions she takes.

Like, she could *very* easily be grayromantic (for example), and just fall in love only very rarely, which could definitely explain why she almost never (romantically) likes anyone, despite her having SO MANY potential suitors. Having so much evidence for SWEETHEART of all characters potentially being aro will never not be funny to me.

[the-golden-comet]

✨Friday Kiss Tag 💋✨

Hello, lovelies! Happy Friday to you. ❤️

I hope you are all gave yourself kindness and support this week, just as our kissing characters have done. Keep spreading the love, and treat yourselves well so that you may treat others with respect and care 💛💫✨

Thank you to everyone who has tagged me this week: @noxxytocin for a favorites tag, @justabigoldnerd , @jev-urisk , @kaylinalexanderbooks , @aalinaaaaaa , and @pippinoftheshire for a WIP Wednesday tag, @the-inkwell-variable for a Last Line tag, @wyked-ao3 , @gioiaalbanoart , @theink-stainedfolk for a mixed fried writing share, @willtheweaver @ominous-feychild @cowboybrunch and @mysticstarlightduck for your multitags, and @drchenquill for a writing share tag! I appreciate you all 💛✨

For everyone who tagged me this week that I may have missed, thank you so much again! 💛✨

Now, onto the smoochin 💋✨

Rules: From your Story/WIP, share a kiss. It can be any kiss, from familial pecks on the cheek, forehead kisses, platonic smooches, to full-blown makeouts. Spread the love! ❤️

For those of you that don’t have a kiss ready, no worries! You can treat this tag as a writing share instead! 💚

Rules: Share a snippet of your writing!

Draft 2 of YWIMC is almost complete, so I figured I’d celebrate with a smooch from Ali and Noah 🧞‍♂️✨

“‘Uhibuk….” Noah closed his eyes as Ali leaned in for another gentle kiss.

“‘Uhibuk….” Ali whispered against his lover’s luscious lips, connecting them in a slow, methodical rhythm.

‘Ali….’ Noah hummed in his mind as he moaned into the kiss. ‘….make me yours.’

Ali smirked into the kiss as a low rumble escaped his own throat. ‘Is this a wish, Noah, or a command?’

‘A command.’

‘In that case, who am I to refuse?’

Leaving this tag +open and gently alerting the tag list. Happy smoochin, and spread the love far and wide 💛💫✨

✨👇Tag List for writing snippets below. DM me if you’d like to be added👇✨

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[jev-sweethearts-best-sprout-mole]

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes YES YES YES YES YES YES

Hello everyone ive gathered you all here for an important question. Do you like Sweetheart yes or no. please ignore the bomb above your head that goes off if you say no.

[convexicalcrow]

Cub has once again defended his honour/blamed Scar for being the ore snatcher on stream earlier after Xisuma brought it up. He maintains that Scar confessed to him on a late night stream with Jev and Joe present.

He does make a good point that once he unmasked himself as the jingler he can’t really do stuff like that anymore bc ofc everyone will just assume it’s him, which they have in this instance. Cub is Too Obvious a choice. And maybe whoever it is is using that to their advantage to slip under the radar. bc no one’s looking for them.

Is someone keen to frame Scar for it? Sure. Is that person Cub? I’m not sure. It also feels Too Obvious a target to frame Scar for it as arguably lead investigator of the case esp after the tunnel bore incident last season. It just feels too convenient.

Would Cub do something like that? Sure. But does that mean he did this one in particular? idk. I’m 50/50 at this point. Esp bc I feel like there’s other hermits with greater motivation to fuck with Doc specifically before Cub.

On the other hand, I still think it’s multiple hermits by now. idk how many actually stole ores and how many are just here to fuck with Doc tho but I’m here for it lol. Like I could see Scar doing one, and then when word got out, someone else took the bait and took another, and it’s spiralled from there.

Like one hermit left the ore at Doc’s shop with the ‘you will never know’ sign while another left five renamed ore blocks in Scar’s rocket box. Ores that could easily have been stolen from ore mountain too. Whether this was coordinated or not is unknown.

Anyway. Have some rambly half-awake thoughts imma go shreep now.

[jevthejester]

Birthday time :P

(12am in my timezone now)

[aalinaaaaaa]

Proud of Tag

Thank you @karkkidoeswriting for the tag!

Premise: Post a snippet you've written that you're proud of/pleased by and tag some people!

This snippet derives from a certain angsty pining scene that exists in my files and in splinters on my blog 😅

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He took another step backwards, his resolve ebbing. “I assure you that’s not the case, at all.” She swallowed a lump in her throat. “Then why wish for things to be switched? You should be fortunate to have emerged unscathed.” “Unscathed?” He scoffed. “Do you know how it felt like being forced to watch you have that wretched poison shoved down your throat? Watching as you shivered, screamed and convulsed on the ground, eventually knocked cold to the point you went still? I thought I lost you. Of all the ways, it had to go like this.” “Don’t remind me.” “Eshani Faison,” His voice took a harsher tone, yet wavered. “You have easily got to be the most impulsive, reckless, self-sacrificial person that I have ever met. You are stubborn beyond words, your interference infuriates me, I-“

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