#jesus take the wheeel

[veridium]

Me, publishing this most recent chapter of FIHM: DING DONG THE ARC FROM HELL IS DEAD, THE ARC IS DEAD, THE ARC IS DEAD...

[scoups4lyfe]

👁o 👁

what the fVCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?!

[crayonflop]

the way women in dramas just walk into traffic it’s amazing there are any women left 

[makingyoufeels1ck]

top gun: maverick as quotes from me and my friends

phoenix: sex playlist but its an audio book of the communist manifesto

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bob when hangman breathes: starts sobbing and throwing myself on the ground screaming and kicking my feet banging my fists on the ground like a toddler throwing a tantrum. gets up and projectile vomits on everything within a 5 foot radius of me. shits my pants so hard i rip the earth in half

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rooster: the lord is watchin the lord is watchin

hangman’s gay ass: oh he could watch me any day

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coyote: dies a tragic death of a thousand pigeons with aids

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fanboy: i got chased by a man in a capybara outfit calling me babygirl on roblox

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hangman: WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER AND I WAS LIKE GEE WILIKERS PEEPAW YOU SCARED THE BUHJEEZUS OUTTA ME ! I FELT LIKE A COWBOY ON A LAWN MOWER MY GOLLY !

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hangman: i hate farting in front of rooster. it’s so embarrassing.

rooster: rip it, baby

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maverick: when i jerk off to pictures of naked men my socks are ON

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phoenix with bob and rooster in a walmart, looking at candles:

bob: oh my god jesus candles!

rooster: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEL

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[otrtbs]

Okey, so it's 3:45 am (I had to get up at 3 am to take my wife to medical exams, somehow they schedule appointments at 3:30 am 🙄).

Buuuut, I reached chapter 12: I hate Picasso, and I'm here to scream.

1. The orange muffins. How the fucks is James this sweet?! He has no right. Poor Regulus, he is lost. So head over heels. Poor baby.

2. I love Regulus "I fucking fly a plane but I can't park"Black. The fact that he JUST TAKE HIS HANDS OFF THE WHEEEL because he was DISTRACTED... Jesus.

3. I really feel the drowning Degas scene. Standing there, not able to do anything, just doubting, just hurting💔. Also James and his "I'm here to drowning it if you need me to" is sooo, sooo.. I can't even describe it.

4. "Love at first fuck" got me wheezing and giggling.

5. I love Dorcas. I want more Darlene now now now.

And those are my screams for now.

You are really talented, thank you so much for writing this. Your fic is giving me so much comfort (I know there's angst ahead, but angst can be comforting too) in a rough time.

Please tell me if this is ok. If it gets annoying just tell me and I'll stop. But my fellow "I'm and adult in my early 30's" friends don't get this, so I scream in tumblr, heh.

Have a nice day,

Luna.

Hi! If I had an appointment at 3:30 I would just not sleep the night before because there is no way I could get up at that time

Orange muffins!! Regulus doesn't know what to do haha

2. Regulus not being able to drive is so personal TO ME mans can do everything but he can't do that!! we all have to have at least one flaw hahaha

3. James pulling up his pant legs and just getting into the freezing cold water ready to help no questions asked is just the most james thing i can think of

4. Remus says I draw the line at love at first sight but first fuck?? that's a different story 👀

5. THERE WILL BE MORE DORLENE THIS I CAN PROMISE YOU

ahh thank you so much for the kind words :,)) <3

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SO OKAY! IT'S NOT ANNOYING AT ALL (my asks are closed atm but feel free to come into my messages and scream there as you continue reading!! haha) The BEST parts of being in a fandom/reading fanfic is being able to talk about it and freak out with people who also know what's up !! <333

I hope you're having a nice day!! <3

[mochidoodle]

WHEEEL JOHNNY! WHEEEL!

this just makes me think of the “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL” line except it’s “JESUS TAKE THE REINS” and then the arm in johnny’s arm steers the horse

[isas-identity]

OOOOOOOHHHH MY GOD THE GOOD SIDE OF BAD KARMA UPDATED JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEL AAAAAAAHHH

[reverse-the-tower]

jesus take the wheeel

[sofeyhh]

I choKED- BIG HIT FUCK I’M IN MY SCHOOL’s CAFETERIA I CAN’T HAVE A FANGIRL MELTDOWN RIGHT NOW JESUS TAKE THE FUCKK inG WHEEEL

[bitchesandbrosandnonbinaryhoes]

[to the tune of "jesus take the wheel"]

techno take the wheeel

take it from my hands

Okay, since you've established that Techno can take the wheel, and the other weapons can be lent to others if there's enough trust, that means that Techno could potentially fight using his three star forged brothers.

...they would be unstoppable

Giggles

[the-sky-was-mistaken]

have u ever seen a girl so pretty & cute u forgot how to speak momentarily

[wepurge-rpg]

La admin Devotee de High Hopes que no se ha pasado desde hace semanas a su foro y fue quien empezó a acusar a LW de plagio // Dónde fue que dijo esto?

jesus take the wheeel

R. 

[solob25]

I have an interview at 10AM EST with Universal Studios for a Market interviewer position tomorrow.

WISH ME LUCK BABIES

[ellamasar]

KELLEY IS PLAYING OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

[chibi-bitch]

do you ever just look at your ex and cry cause they got way fucking hotter