#jesus fkn christ she's gonna blab
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You now are stuck in an elevator with your fictional crush and your best friend. Just put in the tags how you're screwed... 🤷♀️
#jesus fkn christ she's gonna blab#she's gonna tell him all my personal shit#she's gonna stand there and watch me die as she talks about how beautiful I find him#she's gonna do that wiggly eyebrow thing and the nudge nudge wink thing#i'm gonna be crying#she's gonna say some stupid stuff like - “she's got great t***”#At some point Eddie would be crying with laughter on the floor#she's going to offer to let us get to know each other and pop in her ear buds#and leave me to stand awkwardly in silence while Eddie just can't keep a straight face at me anymore#.....then she's gonna pull out one of her freakin emergency rubbers out of her purse#and I....I'm just gonna roll out the elevator doors and slink away like an inchworm.#crawl in a hole and die on my back like some crusty spider.#I never take this woman anywhere near people I'm interested in....#oof sorry for tag spam
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