#jesus!!! JESUSSS

[andromeda-aura]

cill bipher

My amazing boyfriend helped and did the arms and legs <333

[macroglossus]

mannnn i just do not really care about science at all :/ like i understand theoretical importance genuinely but trying to read an article is like trying to shove through a crowd that actively doesn't want me moving forward like i have to read every couple words eight times before they vaguely materialize into something that makes some sense and then all knowledge of the concept immediately flies from my mind and vanishes forever

[im-jesus]

jesus polycule?

A polycule that’s just all four Jesusss? Self love, my guy, saves the world

[dwtdog]

if youre talking about the post i think youre talking about yes that post pissed me off so much because it just proves they dont listen to dream At All 😭😭 like am i tripping or did he literally talk about why he doesnt do "easy" content in the voice notes??? how many times does dream have to say "im passionate about this project and want to invest my time into it" before it fucking clicks like jesus. this is what he likes and therefore what he will do while he has no interest in streaming and playing survival, what is so hard to understand 😭 my boy likes to innovate, hes not gonna be complacent like all these other ccs and do a generic survival smp, do they even know the guy they claim to watch and like?

HE DID. THEY NEVER LISTENNNN if u want casual content tap into a fucking sapnap stream or go find someone else to watch while dream cooks like jesusss

[k1llang3lz]

Hey bestie did you miss me

Can I request reader writing a love letter to angie yonaga and then losing it on the way and being super stressed about it, but then like two hours later angie finds their love letter and reads it and then she accepts the confession and then they kiss:) male reader ofc.

(Sorry if this was too complicated omg)

OMG STOPPPP GIRL IDK IF U STILL ON HERE HEY GIRLLLL ( this req was from 2022 jesusss ) AIIIIII IMA GET TO MY JOB.. ima make it gender neutral cuz i have a biggy crush on angie

Dear Angie , .. ( angie yonaga x gn!reader )

how do i write a letter again?.. oh right

you were writing a letter to your childhood best friend angie , who knew it would be this hard to write something you’ve been keeping to yourself all these years

you think about all the memories you’ve had with her , damn aren’t you so lucky to have someone like her in ur life .. jesus ur so caught up in the moment all you’re thoughts are on the letter already

well it’s time to give it to her , BROOOO WHERE DID UR BUS GO?? you check you’re phone and go to the app where it checks how long it takes for the next bus .. 2 HOURS?? WHERE YOU LIVE , IN A RANCH GANG????

you not waiting in allat , you can just walk to her house anyway.. its just 20 minutes away! .. and its raining .. andd weren’t you just holding something? yes the letter .. wheres your bag? yk that you put the letter in .. oh you didn’t bring a bag .. and you held the letter in your hand this whole time.

NOW THE LETTERS GONE . AND GUESS WHAT YOU NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU WERE 2 MINS AWAY FROM ANGIES PLACE. calling you the ultimate unlucky student..

you poured your heart out on that letter and its gone..you were finally ready to tell angie how you feel. how you feel when your eyes interlocked , how you felt when she fixed your hair or clothes , how you felt when you stayed at her house late nights , how you felt when she sculpted you . you were inlove , you ARE inlove. but all that information gone now and she wont know unless you tell her.

whatever , you spent all last night and all this morning writing it . you’re already infront of her house anyways. devastated , you text her to open her door.

“ y/n !! oh i was just about to call youu , i wanted to take a walk with you like a nature walk ! atua thinks its great for motivation and gratifying the world we live in 🤗🤗 “

you couldnt help but stare into her eyes .. you were lost in love , drunk in love , she looks so perfect right now..

“ that would be nice ang , alr lets go “

guess where you guys are walking , BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM , AND WHERE THE LETTER IS !!!! 😤😤😋😋🤪🤪🫱🏻‍🫲🏿🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

angie stops mid-walking.. “ do you feel that? that energy .. love energy! its from under this bench , ”

you really love her .. but wtf is she on abou- OH MY DAYS ITS YOUR LETTER !!!! 😛😛

she reads it blah blah

“ y/n , you wrote this ? ”

u stunned asl .. “ haha uhhh haha uhhhh 😅🥲😀 “

“ oh thank atua ! .. y/n i’ve felt like this for a long time .. i never knew you felt the same way ! “

oh my days . and you didn’t know this before. you could’ve done something before like man this is why you gotta thi-

“ angie . i want you to be my girlfriend , i’ve thought about telling you for a long time but i’ve wouldn’t have thought you felt the same wa- “

she pulls you in and kisses you 🫠🫠

BLAH BLAH SHE YR GF YALL HAPPY LITTLE CUTIES IM SO TIRED GNNNN

[cookiecuttrkid]

jesus christ we got 5 new screenshots and 32 seconds of dev footage ALL IN ONE DAY. jesusss those leakers man they feeding us good

[hysokaz]

illumi dresses like its his first time outside.

illumi dresses like its his first time picking his own outfit. absolutely no fucking drip whatsoever. disgusting.

[pseudobits]

This pictures gonna be the death of me

[ambiguousdisorderken]

love

wins

[oopsie-my-ogans-hurtie-blog]

im so fukin scared holy shit holy shit holy shit

i just sent my friend something i already regret sending (a text about smthn important) and i know its late for both of us and they r one hour infront of my timezone but i rlly need to talk to them about it so all i cant say is

Mood: Im having a heart attack and its so sad Hey google play d e s p a c i t o

[juniperhillpatient]

chapter 15 of my ATLA/Life is Strange crossover story the corners of the world our mere prologue has been posted!

In this chapter: Katara heads to the old mill to exchange a pile of cash for Ursa's safe return, but will Yon Rha play ball?

Picture of the week: Wait, was this your plan, Katara?

[updateplss]

i usually love watching reaction videos but i'm genuinely upset that ppl are actually liking that mess of storyline

[heauxanthem]

Ok, so its not like you ask for this info but I gotta say it. CNCO has ruined Jesus for me hahaha now I think of Zabdiel first when I hear it (since I've seen people refer to him as Jesus cause they can't pronounce his name) and of Jesuscrist second 😅

LOLLL, so you mean to tell me that this man comes before the most iconic man in history (followed closely by Michael Jackson)

THIS MAN....

...BEFORE JESUSSS?!?!?!?!????!?!?

JAIL..NOWW!!!!!!!!!!!

[bonnieair]

DO NOT PLAY WITH GOD

God is not into games. You can’t bend the laws or commandments to fit your lifestyle! GOD WILL PREVAIL. Ooooo! Sis, bro, I learned tonight... ADDICTION is not just substance abuse. We are addicted to our phones. Addicted to social media. Addicted to attention. Addicted to fitting In. Addicted to being heard. Addicted to the WORLD.

Jesussss! Set us free from the sin that EASILY ensures us! Hebrews 12! Jesus.

I feeel SO FREEEEE!!!!! Not only did God open my eyes to my own bondage, he reminded me that I will have to remain free in order to LEAD people to freedom. I don’t want to be a zombie to social media, and I refuse to see my fellow brothers and sisters addicted as well.

I speak LIFE and not DEATH. Jesusss

[kookstempo]

koo morning! you know what time it is.

The way he looks at you, all innocent, like he hasn’t planned the most demonic ritual for you.

👁-

[…] flummoxed…

in english please 😞 HAHAHA

“I wanted to see you. And—” He swallows thickly, honey still dripping from his eyes. “If you tell me no once and for all, I’m happy to just hang out, too.”

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 thank you for writing something like this ): from the bottom of my traumas.

“I wanted to see you today.”

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂😭😭😭😭😭

And sometimes you wonder – if you hadn’t warned him of journalists and paparazzi, of your expensive lifestyle and the gossip that comes with it… would he have stuck to your monogamous rule?

let’s not think about that!!!!!

No touches for weeks. You need to memorise…

we are down BAD

You unleash everything hiding underneath your ribs as if it could make him stay.

🥺😭🥺😭🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭🥺😭😭

“On my lap, babe.”

jesus christ- yes whatever you want

That’s why you didn’t come. You can barely bear being here right now, with him, reminding yourself over and over again to keep your heart in check. If you’d spent every single day with him, you might have shrunk to a tiny rock on the ground…

“Broke my heart, angel.”

i cannot do this anymore ok ):

You cry out, wiggling in his grip, and let sounds echo you’re sure none of you has ever heard before. As your head falls back, you curse into the summer air, your eyes welling up – too damn intense.

“Don’t you, baby?”

i’m gonna die this is a menace!!!!

“Is my baby gonna cry today? Why? Can’t handle a bit of teasing?”

yes humiliate me

“Do you like it when I’m mean to you, baby?” He waits, and you don’t answer; or maybe, the hard bite your lips suffer is an answer, too. “My cumslut enjoys giving away control, yeah?”

jesusss… thank u, rid-

[…] he orders, “Open up.”

waIT WHAT

because it’s what’s been spooking his mind, too.

ANSWERS I NEED ANSWERS

And maybe it was a mistake to turn this whole fantasy into a soft affair… because you feel its consequences.

RID?!!!!😭😭😭

“Then… hold tight, okay?” he warns just once, and you nod faintly, though not ready for what’s to come.

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

“You are…” he swallows thickly, shaking a bit; his breathing is still erratic, ”you are.”

“Or sad,” he continues, his voice careful, small, “everytime you overthink, I notice. And knowing I won’t be able to see you for so long now… it makes me sad, too.”

“And I don’t blame you, because life gets busy, but… it was so odd not being able to annoy you the last few days. You really never texted or called back.”

my baby 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

You’re mad at your heart.

i’m not ready for the angst 😞

don’t wanna be delulu but…

[…] despite the fact that I know better…

hidden meaning.

“I just…” Jungkook says, humming for a second, “I just imagined how cool it’d be if I could just take you with me. Show you some places and stuff. Away from here.”

the screams i wanna let out

You might haunt him more than you already do.

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

waaaah, thank you for another amazing update, miss rid. 🥺

colour me in: too much | jjk (m)

Summary: Strange how just one look into his alluring eyes makes you cave into all his wishes. Especially when they include something you never saw yourself doing with him.

➳ pairing: Jungkook x reader ➳ rating: 18+ ➳ genre: fwb/f2l, fake dating, partly college!au; some angst, mostly fluff and smut ➳ warnings: sexual tension, fuckboy!jk, the after-sex convo broke my heart a bit…, jk can’t stop looking at her and he’s so damn cute </3; explicit sexual content: oh god jk is a demon and so hot, dom & big dick jk, use of sex toys, tying up (with jogger strings ??), teasing/edging, fingering, oral (f. rec.), manhandling, he LOVES her tiddies, multiple orgasms, a bit of choking, a bit of degradation, dirty talk, rough (but also soft) unprotected sex (condoms are a thing, don’t forget), praise, aftercare and cuddling; they’re not in love NO not at all ➳ word count: 7.2k ➳ a/n: i know this is mostly just smut, but it hurt a little to write it tbh :’) since it’s a drabble, it’s not that important to the story, but it adds depth to the characters. those who aren’t reading the series, feel free to read it as a stand-alone! and as always let me know what you guys think – a little message under the post or in my inbox makes me float !! okay and now bye i love you <3 ➳ listen to:heavenly by cigarettes after sex | full playlist 🤍

SERIES MASTERPOST | TAGLIST MASTERLIST | WIPs

“You… really did it.”

“I really did.” Jungkook’s smile is wider than the gaping hole of speechlessness in your mind. He looks proud; inexplicably enthusiastic as he adds, “I told you I would!”

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[toxicbolts]

Well since I'm getting hate no matter what I say, I'm gonna be a little more specific.

It's a humor anime and that's it. That's its goal. It meets the goal and that's cool but it's nothing groundbreaking. Not that that's bad

I feel an otaku vibe coming from it, aka it's not made to make kids learn (why all that blood if it was) but a humanization of cells for otakus to gush over

It's sweet and nice, the kids are treated respectfully and there is not blatant misogyny coming from it. No fanservice at least. There are still sexist tropes but it's better than popular anime that are praised as feminist *side eyes b/nha*

Heterosexual. It's cute and I support them, but it's still very hetero

I'm allowed to casually like it or think it's not super good without having to explain myself, Jesus. Block me or go outside, stop arguing with randos on the internet bc they aren't super emotional about your new fave weeb anime jesusss also stop accusing ppl of looking for drama when you're the one sending anons about personal posts in personal blogs that are super harmless