#jestiny ellen rook

[harmonyowl]

💭 + for grace thoughts on jestiny?

Thank you for asking lovely! 💙 Lmao Jestiny could always use more toxic women in her life 😂 @adelaidedrubman

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Fixing her flowery blouse and using her finger to even up her pink lip gloss, Grace was the picture of a small town good girl, which she hopefully wouldn't have to keep doing for much longer.

Looking up she saw Hope County's newest junior deputy exiting a store with a...were those fish shaped slides? And a kazoo?

Grace had to close her eyes for a moment to stop one from twitching.

Placing her hand inside her purse, Grace wrapped it around her SIM cloner and made her way into Jestiny Rook's path. She made sure her shoulder clipped the Deputy's as she pretended to look through her purse, activating the cloner as she did so.

'Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry! I wasn't looking where I was going.' Grace could see Jestiny's jaw clench, but then she swallowed and flashed her a smile.

'It's fine.'

Grace looked down at the fallen kazoo and crouched down to pick it up, 'here's your,' she feigned an amused expression, 'your kazoo.'

She held it out for the redhead to take back and took the chance to observe her up close, she was a hard woman to track down after all. Jestiny seemed a bit younger than her, but it was hard to tell exactly and the kazoo might have been throwing her off a bit. But there was something about her that just seemed…impish? Grace couldn’t put her finger on it, maybe it was how she stood? But it was an odd feeling for an officer, then again, she didn’t really have much room to talk now did she?

‘Thanks.’

Glancing down into her purse Grace saw that there were a few more progress lights to go on the cloner, so she flashed another smile and stuck her hand out, making sure to block Jestiny's way.

'I don't think I've seen you around much, I'm Grace.' There was a pause, but Jestiny took her hand, and when she did Grace felt the immediate pain from the woman in front of her squeezing it too hard. She grimaced a little, and when Grace looked up into the woman's brown eyes she could tell it was being done on purpose, which made her jaw tick in annoyance before she forced herself to relax it again.

'Rook.'

'Good to meet you, Rook.'

Only a few more seconds left.

'You're the new Deputy right? That sounds like an exciting job!' Jestiny's brow furrowed ever so slightly.

'Yeah, the crime rate in Hope County makes it real stimulating.' Grace forced a sheepish laugh in response, this woman did not like chatting about her job judging by the half eye roll she just gave.

'Well I'll let you go Rook, it was nice to meet you. And, sorry again!' With a little wave Grace walked past the red-head to continue down the street, a smile still gracing her face until she turned the corner and let it drop finally.

Pulling the SIM card out of the cloner Grace put it into the empty phone she had also brought with her, and when the screen lit up she was greeted with Jestiny's phone.

Smirking a little, Grace went to look through her texts but her eyes were drawn to something else first. Tapping through and scrolling a frown started to slowly form on Grace's face: she'd found what Jestiny was trying to do with the fish slides and kazoo.

Great, this one's a fucking weirdo.

[adelaidedrubman]

bitches will tell you “i think the whole YES thing is fuckin’ stupid” then will literally create intricate rituals to lay bare the extent of your hypocrisy for their own personal gratification and obsessively fixate on inducing you to speak aloud in exact terms your ownership of what they consider to be your greatest flaws fully aware there’s no logical reason to think that equals actually internalizing them

[imogenkol]

☃️ OC HOLIDAY APPRECIATION — Jestiny Ellen Rook for @adelaidedrubman 🎁

[afarcryfrommymain]

Far Cry OC Tournament Round 1B: Jason Spero v Jestiny Ellen Rook

Contestant info and voting under the cut!

Jason Spero (@levithestripper)

About: Jason is 28 years old and the newest Junior Deputy. He’s a Hope County native, growing up with Nick and Sharky. He’s known as a big prankster, filling out the trifecta of silly little guys from Bumbfuck Nowhere, Montana Jason’s favorite memory is when after school one day, Nick double dog dared him to microwave a fork. Jason’s hair didn’t lay flat for a week after that.

Does your OC have anything to share?: “Shark said if I win—or at least not lose immediately—he’ll buy me dinner! Which is perfect, ’cause I’m starving!” —Jason

Anything else we should know?: Jason has mostly fluff where his brain should be. He and Sharky share a quarter of a brain cell which they both lost track of a half-mile down the road. Neither he nor Sharky realizes they’re dating until one of them kisses the other good night. Himbo 4 Himbo relationship goals. Jason also likes to call Sharky “Shark”.

Jestiny Ellen Rook (@adelaidedrubman)

About: “the sorriest excuse for a soldier I ever seen.” - description from brother nathan, participant in jestiny’s trials and known gossip. jestiny is a hope county sheriff’s department junior deputy by vocation, clown by nature, fisherman by preferred pastime, dolly parton enthusiast by virtue of good taste, opossum surrogate mother by luck, and — above all else — a cringefail pathetic loser by the grace of god. credit to @starsandskies for the portrait!

Does your OC have anything to share?: jestiny’s presence in the ring is immediately intimidating. she boasts strong, brawny arms and powerful, calloused hands she knows how to use. she also boasts in the literal sense, hurling graphic threats and vicious mockery even before fists begin flying. between the brash attitude and the sturdy, sculpted jawline, it’s also clear she can and has taken a punch in her time. but most terrifying are those wild, fiery eyes with an obvious violent temperament and quick wit behind them. she thinks as fast as she moves. and she moves FAST. she lunges, swift and unyielding. she corners. she squares up. she goes in for the kill. she winds her arm back. she swings towards her opponent with a deadly speed — she misses by a foot, the force causing her to fall face-first onto the floor. it’s thirty seconds in. jestiny is knocked out with a fractured skull. her opponent has not thrown a punch. jessie instantly progresses to the loser’s bracket.

Anything else we should know?: HIIIIIII in case it wasn’t clear i want jestiny to lose all her matches and go to the losers bracket and then lose there first. she is a failure and constantly fumbles the bag when it matters most and my goal and dream is to have her voted Most Pathetic Biggest Flop around. PLEASE PLEASE vote for whoever jestiny is up against to win so she can officially be crowned the ultimate failure.

[quentinbecks]

👶🏻 + au where jestiny and charlie are trusted with an entire human instead of just a dog 💕

Thank you, Liz! This is such a fun yet terrifying thing to happen to the citizens of Hope County.

name: I’m just basing this off of names they both chose for other children in other verses, but I can see them going with something fairly feminine and classic. To go with both their last names, I think Hana would work and would fit a child of theirs.

birthdate: July 29th. I just think a Leo daughter would do wonderfully with both a Scorpio and an Aries mother

personality headcanon: She’s definitely very competitive and headstrong. I can see her being a bit of a sore loser if she doesn’t win and/or get her way.

what was their first word and how old were they when they said it: Obviously something like “mama”, but I can see her just saying “bye” as her first word that isn’t a name.

did they get in trouble in school: Sometimes. I can’t see her being as troublesome as her parents are though. Despite being incredibly fiery, she’s probably a bit more relaxed than they are too.

which parent were they more attached to: I think she would have alternated. Both could offer her different things for her different emotional needs and she would latch onto one during a particular time.

what was their favorite toy: A baby drum set. Anything to make her presence known quite loudly.

did they cry a lot as a baby: Absolutely. Baby girl was a cry baby and kind of grew up to be one too.

movie they watched over and over: Brave

what was their favorite subject in school: History or a lit class. Anything but math, really.

were they social growing up or quiet: She’s definitely more inclined to being an ambivert. Depending on the person, she can be incredibly social, but she does tend to be more introverted like her mothers.

which parent do they take after: I can see her taking after Jestiny in terms of personality. She cracks jokes when uncomfortable and can be a bit brash at times. She takes after Charlie in being ultra girly and crying a lot.

what do they grow up to be: She opens up a competitive brewery to rival Whistling Beaver. It’s not that she doesn’t enjoy their beer, she just thinks she can do it better.

three random headcanons: When she was a child she would spend lazy weekend days in bed with her moms and their dog. She speaks fluent French at Charlie’s insistence. She’s not a fan of Mary May due to her not so secret disapproval of her parent’s relationship.

likes & dislikes: She likes hiking, veggie burgers, and all animals. She dislikes chocolate, having to use math in any form, and snow.

do they get along with their parents: Yes! Absolutely!

faceclaim: Ellie Bamber

[chazz-anova]

Jestiny Ellen Rook

You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fucking way. Choose wisely.

for my dear @adelaidedrubman i love you and this girl!!! 😩💖💖

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thought it was about time i got things all tidied up in here! all of my writings/one-shots/etc i THINK should be listed and organized under the cut. explicit content will be denoted with a *, with specific warnings prior in each individual oneshot/chapter. thank you! ♡

—DEPUTY ELLIOT HONEYSETT—

MAIN UNIVERSE » ANCIENT NAMES » complete

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OUTTAKES & DELETED SCENES » ANCIENT NAMES-ADJACENT

troublemaker • iloveyou • sinful • stay • animals

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—JACOB SEED & ARDEN HALE—

my someplace is here • pareto optimal *

—ISOLDE KHAN X JOSEPH SEED—

let me sanctify you * •  sanctify you, excerpt *

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE » HERALD ELLIOT & THE UNHOLY TRINITY

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ALTERNATE UNIVERSE » ELLIOT HONEYSETT x DIANA BAKER

loose cannon • a test of strength • listen before i go • i'm your man (feat. sharky) *

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE » ELLIOT HONEYSETT x WESLEY BROOKS 

too close to stars

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE » ELLIOT HONEYSETT x LYRA FAIRBANKS

this can’t happen again

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE » PRE/NO-CULT AU

—ELLIOT HONEYSETT x JOHN SEED—

wrap me around your fingertips * • hands all over * • fever * • just like magic • equitable exchange • domestic warfare • golden morning • blue, baby • honey lavender * • party favours

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—ISOLDE KHAN & LYRA FAIRBANKS—

our muses are mistaken to be a couple by someone else

—ISOLDE KHAN x AUDRY ROOK—

sugar-coated, the most sweet • sweet little unforgettable thing *

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE » OUR CATHEDRAL IS THE BADLANDS

—ISOLDE KHAN x MICHAEL S. HUGHES—

dreaming of you • stained glass • parental disaster

—HELMI x DEPUTY JESTINY ELLEN—

devour

—ROMAN SIONIS x OFC! VARYA ASTAKHOVA—

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[sharkyboshaw]

fic backup: “this demands biblical punishment” from riverdale prompts ii.

summary: “this demands biblical punishment” + jestiny ellen rook | herald au with references to pre reaping au

word count: 686

warnings: extreme graphic violence

She knew this day would come.

That’s right. Even she knew.

She never really believed Joseph, even then and there, hovering behind him as she did, guarding the shepherd and his flock. But she had seen the pieces lining up, true faith or not. The way things fell into place, a prophecy that fulfilled itself. A play destined to be acted out, no matter the particular actors.

She knew. The lamb would be brought to the altar. The Deputy would be called to make a choice. Maybe several times. Several ways. Maybe it could have been her, with a different shuffling of the cards, a slightly different alignment of the stars.

She drew a sharp, measured breath in.

Maybe it still was. Maybe she was the little lamb, the one called to make the choice. Between following orders or not, sticking to her side or not, allowing The Father to be taken from his children or not.

The one called to judge.

“It’s not too late,” John hissed behind her, confirming what she already knew. “It’s not too late,” he repeated, hushed but frantic, sounding nervous despite the fact that he’d wanted this more than anyone — the fulfilment of the prophecy, the opening of the seals, the beginning of the end, the very thing he’d promised to her from the moment they’d crossed paths at the Spread Eagle.

“That idiot Deputy didn’t even read him his miranda rights,” John continued to whisper through gritted teeth behind her, suddenly nervous and rambling when staring down the end of the world he’d so wished for. “I didn’t hear them speak a word, in fact. Maybe this isn’t even the real arrest,” he reasoned under his breath. “We can get him released, first thing tomorrow, for lack of due process, and have any confession he made thrown out,” he continued, all while her more grisly and lawless purpose became clear to her. “I bet we could even file a civil suit, for the constitutional violation. They’re never actually profitable, but that’s not our goal, anyways. I think we could tie the sheriff’s office up with red tape so bad that —”

“No,” she said firmly, with a hand against his torso to push herself forward as she interrupted his anxious legalese. None of that mattered, she was the true last judge. “This demands Biblical punishment.”

And with that, she sprung to action, weaving through the crowd the way she’d trained. Delicate, elegant, with her cape billowing behind her, sleek and silent. But nonetheless powerful, pushing through the bodies standing between her and the wayward sinner with forceful grace.

She dropped to her knees, belly to the ground as she continued to dart between bodies, slithering like a snake with deadly purpose, fangs readied. Threading like a needle; slender, sharp, but piercing. Until her fingers finally found the binds they needed to thread through with that same nimble grace, unwinding ties just to wind them back tighter. Undoing and redoing. Death and rebirth.

Severing the thread of the prophecy.

She smiled, slinking back, her victim none the wiser.

She’d done it.

She’d made her choice, for the entire world.

She’d tied that meddlesome Deputy’s shoelaces together.

And the destruction she’d wrought came to fruition not a heartbeat later, and not a moment too soon. Just as they stepped to reach for the church door, the deputy faltered, stumbled — breaking their hold on The Father, and so on the world, as they tripped over their own feet and fell face first onto the floor.

“Jesus Christ, rookie,” the Whitehorse they’d come in with cursed with a shake of his head, eyeing the blood streaked along the wood. “That’s it, I’m ordering by my authority as Sheriff that we cannot and will not execute this warrant without backup, since we already got an officer down.”

Jestiny glided backwards, with private satisfaction, to retake her place at the altar, poised as if she never left.

“Tell Nancy we’re headed back.”

She beamed.

And so it came to pass.

They walked away.

Judgment had been rendered, for better or worse.

The world had been saved.

[adelaidedrubman]

@purplehairsecretlair no she exclusively has the regular kind of Urges.

[adelaidedrubman]

OC SMASH OR PASS

i was tagged by beloveds @imogenkol and @rhettsabbott, thank you dears! warnings for smash related topics and jestiny

RULES: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

art by the incredible @derelictheretic!

QUICK FACTS:

full name: jestiny ellen rook

height: 5’4½

age: 28 c. 2018

gender: gal

pronouns: she/her

sexuality: bisexual

PROS:

❤️‍🔥 great sense of humor. never a dull moment

❤️‍🔥 can catch so many fish. knows all the best spots. might mock a bit but will ultimately bait your hook and gut your catch for you. you’ll never want for trout. good provider many fish

❤️‍🔥 a certain roguish charm?

❤️‍🔥 possibility of meeting hank!

❤️‍🔥 full bush (with happy trail)

CONS:

❤️‍🔥 your manic pixie dream girl is actually deranged

❤️‍🔥 does she look moderate to you? could refuse to leave you alone for months could vanish into the night and move 200 miles away tomorrow could burn your house down. that’s part of the quirky fun experience she offers

❤️‍🔥 Dark Empath™ (sexual)

❤️‍🔥 banned from the spread eagle romance route speedrun 100% no glitches no wild animals no shirt no service

❤️‍🔥 ipa drinker and you can taste it iykwim

aaaaand tags to play along to @derelictheretic @belorage @florbelles @lordundying @henbased @a-treides @nowandthane @josephslittledeputy @memaidraws @poetikat @ruvviks @wrathfulrook @galaxycunt @fourlittleseedlings @nonfunctioning-queer @voidika @captastra @confidentandgood @deputyash @blissfulalchemist @shellibisshe @strafethesesinners @shallow-gravy @direwombat @jackiesarch @firstaidspray @socially-awkward-skeleton @8bitpizzacoupons @strangefable @ladyoriza @clicheantagonist @cassietrn @mccarthycormac @afarcry5fromstraight @orionlancasterr and anyone else interested!!

[adelaidedrubman]

OC INTERVIEW!

i was tagged by dears @g0dspeeed @cassietrn @direwombat @simplegenius042 @wrathfulrook to do a little oc interview, thank you dears! i decided to do this one for america’s sweetheart verse for acclaimed novelist jestiny ft. her long suffering publicist andrea who was mostly there to make sure there was some accurate information, then i decided to give her own spotlight. on that note, sorry for the length and needless preamble no expectation to read All That

“Ugh.” Jestiny grabs the wall to steady herself from stumbling at Andrea’s quick darting into the doorway to block her exit. “Are you fuckin’ serious? You’re really gonna tell me  — a grown fucking woman — I’m not allowed to go play until I finish my homework?”

“It smells like you’ve gotten to play plenty today,” Andrea retorts with a nod towards the disposable coffee cup clenched in Jestiny’s fist and reeking with the unmistakable stench of high proof whiskey. “You’ve put off doing a simple introductory questionnaire for three months now. You’re never going to hire a ghostwriter if you can’t respond to an information request that takes five minutes.”

“I don’t need a ghostwriter,” she mumbles in protest as she takes a sip from her coffee cup that has never once contained coffee, or fooled anyone into thinking it did. “Just a copy editor.”

“Three copy editors have quit because you started using them as ghostwriters. And whatever job title you want to give them, they need some basic biographical information about you to work on your memoir.”

“See, that’s the thing, is no they don’t. Not with the kinda thing I’m writing. It’s all just empty fluff, don’t you —”

“Even for empty fluff, they need a vague skeleton,” Andrea snaps. She pulls Jestiny by the arm towards her desk, pushing her down into one of her guest chairs before taking her seat behind it and clicking a pen. “I canceled the car you called and changed the passwords to all your rideshare accounts. And we both know you couldn’t make it out of the parking garage without getting a DUI. You’re not going anywhere until this is done.”

“Oh, that’s real fuckin’ nice Andrea,” Jestiny hisses. “Hold hostage the woman who just survived —”

name 

“jestiny ellen rook.”

nickname

“none. nope. never had one. never will have one. gotta say the whole thing every time. flaunt it in front of some motherfuckers who were too fucking dumb to ever figure it out.”

gender

“again, andrea — i am a grown fucking woman.”

star sign

“how the fuck am i supposed to know that shit?”  without bothering to check her birthday, andrea writes down aries.

personality type

“america’s fuckin’ sweetheart, baby. kind, lovable, and humble. what else is there?’’  andrea’s hand moves of its own volition to scrawl out the words ‘dark triad,’ immediately scribbling it out to write down ‘istp’ and ‘8w7.’

height

“five foot five, ballpark.”  andrea gives jestiny a skeptical look.  “maybe closer to five-six, camera adds a half-inch.”   andrea, actually 5’6, sighs and writes down 5’4, covering it with her hand to hide from jestiny.

orientation:

“c’mon, you don’t really have to ask that.” andrea dwells unwillingly on the menagerie of half-dressed strangers milling about jestiny’s home every time she steps into it. no, she doesn’t.  “or lie to the press about it, if that’s what you’re dancing around. it’s 2018! america’s sweetheart can be openly bisexual, right?” 

nationality/ethnicity:

“again. america’s fucking sweetheart, baby.”

fave fruit 

“persimmons. don’t put that down, though, that information is for the fuckin’ benefit of your files, so you can get me a halfway decent fruit tray in my dressing room next talk show appearance. write some bullshit about how much i miss the fresh picked huckleberries of hope county and nowhere grows ’em better, or something.”

fave season

“awards! ha, we do have fun. gotta be fall, though. salmon run season. but pretend it’s for the sake of pumpkin spice whatever.”

fave flower 

“psh. whatever happens to be in the bouquets i receive from my adoring fans. but if i have to pick, i guess, uh… forget-me-nots, maybe. or — heh, or cockscomb.”

fave scent 

“whiskey.”  andrea looks between jestiny and her cup, wondering if she has told the truth for the first time.  “coffee, i mean.”

coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: 

“i just said —”

average hours of sleep: 

“eh, who can really keep track of that?” people who have to plan their sleep schedule around preventing jestiny from having unsupervised access to social media can and must keep track of that. andrea writes down 3 hours.

dog or cat person

“ew. no. opossums. but write down dog, that probably polls better. andrea, should i get a dog?”   andrea vigorously shakes her head in the negative as she dutifully writes down dog. 

dream trip 

“heh. where do you have me booked for next? checked off a lotta the bucket list already. you’re looking at a dollywood gold pass holder. finally got to go there after a lifetime of dreaming, and it was —”  andrea notes the way jestiny’s eyes suddenly glaze over, her gaze growing hollow and flat as she pauses in searching.  “great. fulfilling. worth the wait. always ready to go back, or onto the next adventure. i mean, it’s such a fucking blessing, don’t you think?” andrea doesn’t answer, looking on with some concern as a hint of earnest joy creeps back into jestiny’s smile. “to have one’s full constitutional right to freedom of movement completely fuckin’ unrestricted?”

favorite fictional/real character

“uh, shrek.”

number of blankets you sleep with? 

“as many as i want, baby! that’s another benefit of freedom, don’t have to settle for a single scratchy, paper thin excuse for a blanket to curl up on my cot with. i get to enjoy my forty-winks on silk sheets and soft as a cloud comforter, on my casper mattress —”

random fact:

“i know how to do a bit of sleight of hand magic.” andrea feels a light brush at her ear, and looks to see jestiny pulling from behind it a matchbook with the number of a taxi company stamped in bright yellow.  “and for my next trick, i’m going to disappear.”

Andrea sighs as she watches Jestiny march out of her office yelling pick-up orders into her cellphone. It was successful for longer than she would have expected, she thinks, tapping the end of her pen against her bottom lip. 

She clicks her pen a few times as she shuffles the papers on her desk, staring down at a blank copy of the questionnaire she’d made in case Jestiny was in foul enough spirits to rip up the first in defiance. 

It would be nice, to have someone ask her things about who she was for once, she thinks, in an indulgent flight of fancy.  

name: 

“andrea simmons.”

nickname: 

“...anal-retentive goldilocks, was the most recent one.”

gender

“woman, she/her.”

star sign

“capricorn.” 

personality type

“estj. 3w2.’’ 

height

“five foot six. empirically verified.” 

orientation:

“lesbian, last i had enough free time to check.”

nationality/ethnicity:

“american. primarily german and scandinavian ancestry.”

fave fruit 

“nectarine, left to my own devices. learning to appreciate leftover cantaloupe picked around on fruit plates.”

fave season:

“summer. warm, sunny, long days.”

fave flower: 

“orchids.”

fave scent 

“lavender, jasmine, eucalyptus.” 

coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: 

“coffee. at least three shots of espresso. oat milk. two pumps of hazelnut syrup, no sugar.”

average hours of sleep: 

“three. when you have an infant, you learn to sleep when they sleep.”

dog or cat person

“cats. otto curled up in my lap at the end of a long day is the only thing that keeps me going, sometimes.” 

dream trip 

“any trip. any trip alone. any trip alone without having to worry about what i will find when i come back. greece would be nice, i think.” 

favorite fictional/real character

“peggy olson.”

number of blankets you sleep with? 

“i have a weighted blanket and a quilt at home. and a fleece throw on my office couch that gets more use.”

random fact: 

“i considered going into politics, and interned on a few campaign teams during college. There are many days i regret not following through on that.” 

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