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yeah i’m taking hozier away from you guys until you learn how to treat him properly
#THIS IS IN JEST. I AM JESTING I AM NOT BEING SERIOUS#but. jojo siwa? come on#you are comparing HOZIER’S YELL ON NORTHERN FUCKING ATTITUDE AKA ONE OF IF NOT THE BEST HOZIER FEATURE#to food that gives you so much diarrhea you have to clutch the toilet bowl?#can we take a look in the mirror here lads#hozier#bea talks hozier#northern attitude
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You guys ever think about the implications of the dca's unmoving faceplate?
I don't know exactly what material it's made of, but I'd assume metal or plastic or a similar unyielding substance. There probably aren't any active sensors there, besides something light-sensitive to allow for the color-swap when switching between Sun and Moon - otherwise, I doubt any further complications would be added to their design, considering Fazco's determination not to waste a single penny.
But think about it - obviously, by that logic, Sun and Moon can't feel their face. If you were to cup their cheeks and hold either side of their faceplate, they wouldn't understand the feeling you're trying to convey.
They'd feel the pressure, sure - but nothing else, nothing tangible. There is no warmth that passes from your palm to their stylized cheek, no soft touch or careful sincerity; only an empty number calculated by the uptick of an empty, unfeeling machine which knows the meaning of the gesture only through the understanding that others have.
Even so, it cannot convey its gratitude; its plastic smile does not bend to the will of emotional facsimiles. Its eyes cannot crinkle with mirth. It can only let out a garbled, artificial expression of gratitude, processed by a microchip the size of the tip of its cold fingers, sent through an electrical current to create a wavelength of sound that you can process - a mere echo of what you send from your heart to their hollow chest cavity.
#fnaf sun#fnaf dca#minute rambles#sun fnaf#sundrop#sundrop fnaf#fnaf sundrop#fnaf moon#moon fnaf#fnaf moondrop#moondrop#moondrop fnaf#fnaf daycare attendant#no one talk to me I am. processing things#(that was in jest talk to me about it please I need to discuss this with someone-)#(my irl buddies are in for a treat tomorrow I will not be shutting up)
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If I have ANY complaints about Gravity Falls, it's that we didn't get a Wendy episode because the crew were afraid of "ruining her coolness".
She's sixteen. She's stressed constantly. Her best friends are children. Don't buy into the hype: ruin the child cowards
#Gravity Falls#Wendy Corduroy#This is mostly in jest I prommy#Just remember kids: you can't ruin a character if you write them. You can only develop their asses#Falc talks#What's the worst they could do? Legitimately. Make her a normal sixteen year old girl with anxiety?#Don't buy into your own hype so much you're afraid to fiddle around a lil
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I love getting to hear spite's comments on other spirits and magic in general. like YES my excellent little guy give me the inside scoop here I am so down for this hot goss every time girl tell me everything!!! (also the fact that spite is clearly pretty small fry as spirits go but has such potent scrappy 'HEY hey ASSHOLE yeah that's right down here pal eyes on me anyway FUCK you I'm walkin' here!!!!' energy at every turn is a gift and one I am so grateful to get to receive. a small terrier of the spirit world so ready to square up to anyone and anything right up to the dread wolf himself at the slightest provocation. I love you spite. lucanis' fight response really seceded from his soul in protest after being repressed and disrespected for like 35 years and formed the best weirdest little dude constantly going (ง •̀_•́)ง huh)
#the insight that the scarecrow demon 'wanted us to fly away' is so fucking neat!! the spirit sort of got what a scarecrow is#like what function it's meant to serve but uh. perhaps misunderstood the parameters around it. that is so interesting#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#spite#idk why I keep assigning spite an exaggerated new york/cartoon mobster voice when talking on his own but here we are#(only in jest obviously but something about the vibe fits lol)#poor lucanis. I would not handle Fight elbowing its way to the front and shoving the familiar if deadening force of Freeze to the side#and being unable to stop it with even a tenth of the grace he does
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Top ten would be REALLY funny friends highkey
#byte's bites#ESPECIALLY if shadowmilk got the friendship is magic villain friend treatment#He would talk about whimsical horrors and Vampire would be like: uh huh- That's really a funny joke#Yr a FUNNY guy -v-#Not at all caught up on the story but I've been seeing him on tik tok I know the jest of this JOVIAL JESTER#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#vampire cookie#shadow milk cookie#vampire cookie fanart#shadow milk crk#cookie run fanart#cookie run kingdom fanart#cookie run kingdom spoilers#I guess??#He's been out for a second I think
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look at my scientists bro, we're never getting that cure
#i jest. they're actually doing so well#i have full faith in these idiots#the realm smp#pangi#sneegsnag#aimsey#trsmp#realm smp#essie talks#scientist duo
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first murim is so key to my understanding of yoo joonghyuk. because the thing is that she spent a really long time in the second round just hanging around breaking the sky sword saint. doing whatever she asked, even when it ended up with her being beaten or shaved bald or it was a useless task altogether or all of the above. and in the 'dumplings made by others' side story, they say that yjh didn't even need to stick around to learn breaking the sky swordsmanship! that she learnt it basically immediately!! so all of that being towards the purpose of learning breaking the sky swordsmanship is just a more practical excuse for the emotional root of it all (yjh loves logical guises. for example: "i'm going to the demon realm because i don't like people impersonating me and there are good hidden items, and NOT to save kim dokja or anything").
but the truth is that btsss gave yoo joonghyuk a birthday. her signature sword form. the startings of transcendence. a sense of belonging somewhere, of home, which is something she so desperately searches for and wants throughout all of orv. yoo joonghyuk isn't shown to be particularly sentimental, but when she comes back to the first murim, even kim dokja can tell she's nostalgic. both of the swords she uses for the majority of main story (breaking the sky sword and black heavenly demon sword) are murim swords. her favourite food is from the first murim.
the reason yoo joonghyuk doesn't want to go back to the first murim is because losing all of that in the second turn is something incredibly tender and raw for her and she doesn't want to think about it!! she doesn't want to face btsss after she watched her die! after she failed to save her!! ("have you protected all that you wanted to protect?") she doesn't want to face a btsss that doesn't remember her!!

(as an aside: i think it is incredibly telling that the only food we see yjh eat that is made by another person is those dumplings. its no surprise that in a story so focused on connecting with others, food is symbolic when it comes to connection - multiple times lines are drawn between the two, but what comes to mind in particular for me is kim dokja, lonely and hungry in his tiny apartment, eating while reading twsa; and yoo joonghyuk, alone in space and missing her companions, eating while reading orv. yoo joonghyuk's refusal to eat food made by others is, in part, symbolic of her refusal to truly connect to others due to the pain of that connection. but she will still eat murim dumplings!)
it is compelling to me that while yoo joonghyuk seems determined to put any past connections behind her, she isnt entirely capable of it once those past connections are in eyeshot. she tells kim dokja just to kill lee seolhwa, and then when they're shopping together yoo joonghyuk stands in front of her in a crowd to stop her from getting knocked around, and takes medicine without complaint once she's told it's at lee seolhwa's request. she keeps yoo mia at arms length but then feeds her like a baby bird and gives her affection. she tries, multiple times, to avoid seeing breaking the sky sword saint, and then shares memories and vulnerabilities with her anyway. she is one of the only people (if not the only person) that yoo joonghyuk shares her memories of the previous turn with. she is one of the only people yjh is emotionally vulnerable with. she is the only person yoo joonghyuk uses honorifics for (excluding the odd affectionate "mia-yah"). she takes care of yoo joonghyuk. she's her master! i am losing the plot but you understand
#why did i write all that. i always think 'eh i struggle with proper coherent analysis' but i can talk about yoo joonghyuk for a long time.#due to the autism.#i didnt even bring up the genderisms here. which is particularly relevant this arc#orv#yoo joonghyuk#breaking the sky sword saint#i felt somewhat compelled to write this after my jesting earlier. i promise i can engage with the text#in a way that is not just entangled in the transgenderisms. i promise i am engaging with all of the text#elliot lore#orvlb
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I hear sometimes people saying things like "I want a partner but I don't want to hide my fanfiction habits so I guess I'll stay single" and I always want to be like "no... there is a better world... date someone who will write thousands of words of self-insert fanfiction with you... find the ones who will be cringe on main with you..."
#this is mostly a joke post about my relationship with my partner#but also all jests aside even if you and your partner don't have the same interests#they shouldn't make you feel ashamed of the things you love#i recognize that it would feel very awkward for many people to talk about fanfiction on the first date#but honestly Would I Feel Comfortable Telling Them About My Fanfiction is a pretty good litmus test for trust and support in a relationship#this is true for non-romantic relationships too btw
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glinda isn't even a beloved popular girl in the books. she is high society but not enough for the other high society girls she tries to befriend who in turn try to make a fool out of her using elphaba until glinda is like Enough i can't believe how shallow and cruel you people are. from now on I'm openly friends with elphaba & elphaba is like I'm building a pipe bomb & glinda is like WHAT
#talks#to be clear i'm jesting about the pipe bomb. the ambiguous presence of an explosive is only for AFTER they broke up.
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pirate au fornax is so handsome, and for what!!!! (for me to spin the camera around them at startling speeds)
#fornax#au roe#pirate au#i log in. send my retainers out. i stare at her and take pics. i log out#truly onei cooked so hard with their body mod and i think about it every day!!! fat butches save me#i jokingly talked about making wol and pirate au fornax fight bc of how DIFFERENT they are. i know my fate when i jest about things
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This is about Hindley:
«After a short suspense it was opened by a tall, gaunt man, without neckerchief, and otherwise extremely slovenly; his features were lost in masses of shaggy hair that hung on his shoulders; and his eyes, too, were like a ghostly Catherine’s, with all their beauty annihilated».
And this is about Heathcliff:
«a tall man dressed in dark clothes, with dark face and hair. He leant against the side, and held his fingers on the latch, as if intending to open for himself. “Who can it be?” I thought. “Mr. Earnshaw?”»
Heathcliff is the character most often described as tall (and altogether big), with Hindley also being described as tall, as well as Linton, Heathcliff’s son, being said he was tall for his age (which is fitting).
I find so juicy that Heathcliff and Hindley look somewhat alike, at least structure-wise, enough to make Nelly think for one moment Heathcliff could have been him, and scratch the idea because no, that's not Hindley's voice. You resemble the man who destroyed you. It goes both ways. His child looks like his sister. One could think it was her child instead. A stranger will think the boy your son. You'll smile at the irony.
#«“And this young man is—” / “Not my son assuredly!”#Heathcliff smiled again as if it were rather too bold a jest to attribute the paternity of that bear to him.»#I didn't remember Hareton being described as tall and for now indeed I can't find any mention hinting he was particularly tall#I did find this one line highlighted and what can I say I adore it#“How little did I dream that Hindley would ever make me cry so!” said by Cathy#I adore when little glimpses of the fact they were fond of each other show up#I also find this so funny: “the entrance of Heathcliff relieved me in some measure from my uncomfortable state”#Hilarious that everyone is so unlikeable Lockwood finds solace in Heathcliff’s presence. You must be the first lol#Of course it's in great part because of Heathcliff why they're like that#(although in Hareton's case it kinda seems he is mainly overall very jealous and tense; very reminiscent of kid Heathcliff)#Lockwood does notice something though. This is what he thinks when Heathcliff talks to Catherine:#“The tone in which the words were said revealed a genuine bad nature. I no longer felt inclined to call Heathcliff a capital fellow”#So interesting that Heathcliff’s vitriol is so clear that it makes Lockwood reevaluate#Really the second Catherine is the person whose existence grates more on Heathcliff’s nerve ugh#Super interesting considering how she is otherwise relatively harmless. She's no Hindley and yet. It makes all the sense though in some way#Good for her tbh haha#God I love this book beyond words#Anyway. Back on my point. Elordi would have made a very good Hindley#I talk too much#Wuthering Heights#Hindley Earnshaw#Heathcliff
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bunter keeping peter from being swallowed up by an evil bog with the kind of hysterical strength otherwise only known by mothers deadlifting cars to save their tender babes is something that can actually be so personal
#lord peter wimsey#mervyn bunter#so jigencore of him honestly. if lupin or peter were inside a irrevocably burning house jigen and bunter would be running#directly and determinedly into the fire to get to their personal Little Guy and that's just the way it is#with the slight distinction that I think bunter might genuinely and uncomplicatedly be *gentle gasp* straight (??? listen i KNOW)#I'm only just about to start book 3 so my opinion is by no means conclusive or comprehensive of course. but those are my vibes#you know how rarely and hesitantly I bestow the 'heterosexual' headcanon upon a beloved blorbo but I think this is one such situation#his attachment and devotion to his silly lil guy seems to come from some far deeper and less readily explicable source#than any such humdrum motives as human sexuality or romantic feeling however sincere could account for lol#it's not exactly parental but sometimes it feels like peter has two moms. his mom. and bunter who actually does most of the mom stuff lol#(or arguably also the wife stuff if we start to look uncomfortably deeply into the overlapping roles in traditional gender politics)#also wrapped up soooo much class stuff and the politics of caretaking physical AND emotional inherent in that#don't worry tho I am seeing rampant queercoding in plenty of other places lol (can we TALK about parker marrying peter's sister.#like ok king. I'm sure that means nothing. also everything about sir impey biggs. what a delight of a character I'm obsessed with him)#(one thing I really noted in clouds of witness is that denver's valet doesn't note Anything about his employer's mail or general mood#can you IMAGINE for even a second bunter not being on top of all of peter's correspondence. not attuned to his emotional state#or interested in his well-being at any moment in time. no you cannot. that is a thing that just would not happen.#I suppose denver does not have the sheer pathetic sad wet cat energy peter has that awakens the protective instinct in people lmao#I jest but I do have deeper thoughts about for all the fantasy of financial independence and freedom from worry he represents#wimsey is right from the getgo a character defined by his vulnerability and interconnectedness -- in being dependent#on the people in his life to help him manage his mental health. he is so fundamentally not a lone detective he's so deeply entrenched#in a social and societal context right from the beginning!!! he seems lonely in many ways but he NEEDS people around him#in a way and with a urgent fragility I feel is rare in the genre and with the tropes at play. and bunter#is in many ways the emotional center of that here in the early days. he keeps peter's world together more than anyone. fascinating stuff#(peter holding on to parker's trenchcoat at the end of whose body hit me so tenderly right behind the ribs my god)
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has anyone done this for star wars yet?
anyway. I'm right.
#disclaimer i am a huge dinluke stan this is all in jest LMFAO#star wars#i didn't add anidala in here because it's too controversial LOL#also you could probably make one of these for all the star wars subfandoms i.e. prequels + tcw; rebels; ot; mando; sequels#also i realize finnpoe isnt really active anymore but if you were in SWars fandom circa 2016 you would know what i'm talking about#screenrant did a thinkpiece on finnpoe going canon and that's what edged it out over codywan for me
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have you read infinite jest? if so what's your favorite scene? i've reread the tucson arizona chapter so many times because it's such a raw depiction of the sort of not quite neglect not quite abuse that vicarious parenting causes. say what you want about dfw himself but he could portray characters with a level of realism thats hard to find elsewhere
yassss im on like page 250 :3 cant really remember any particular scene but madame psychosis stands out to me. also i like the rehab house stuff. but idk its honestly been like a couple years since i really read it a lot 😭 the book hopperrrr
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“They have shifted into a sexual mode. Her lids flutter; his close. There's a concentrated tactile languor. She is left-handed. It is not about consolation. They start the thing with each other's buttons. It is not about conquest or forced capture. It is not about glands or instincts or the split-second shiver and clench of leaving yourself; nor about love or about whose love you deep-down desire, by whom you feel betrayed. Not and never love, which kills what needs it. It feels to the punter rather to be about hope, an immense, wide-as-the-sky hope of finding a something in each Subject's fluttering face, a something the same that will propitiate hope, somehow, pay its tribute, the need to be assured that for a moment he has her, now has won her as if from someone or something else, something other than he, but that he has her and is what she sees and all she sees, that it is not conquest but surrender, that he is both offense and defense…”
#orin incandenza#swiss hand-model#infinite jest#watching with horror as my orin depictions get whiter and whiter (i must follow canon)#can someone please talk to me about orin incandenza i know people hate him cause he’s lowkey evil but he’s so interesting idgaf#calling out to the 3 other people in the fandom
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Dipper and Mabel's parents divorce and they get a sick ass adventure with their sick ass Grunkles with a friendly helping of trauma, but when my parents divorce I only get awkward conversations from my bio dad and casual trauma??? I wanna trade!!
#Just a jest#joking but not really#I'm kidding don't come after me#I'm joking#gravity falls fandom#gravity falls#haha funny please laugh#dipper pines#mabel pines#pines twins#pines family#pines parents#dipper#gravityfalls#If you don't laugh I will throw hands#No I am not coping with humor#No bur seriously these conversation are just getting more and more awkward#No I do not want to talk about polotics father I want to talk about Stanley Pines and the character development in Gravity Falls#Yes I am almost an adult what do you mean?
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