#jessie lee birchman (“save a horse‚ ride a bull” then gets flung off by said bull)

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spoilers for Veil of Secrets:

KATIE-BEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

thank FUCK you're alive, otherwise I would have LOST it. I would've been TWEAKING...

Oh my beloved Katherine, don't worry girl. We'll get you cleaned up, you'll have a safe warm bath, you'll get yourself some hot Coco, and I'll also help you get a therapist as you've been through hell girl... Help is on the way dear

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Okay, because I wanted to give Ikaika a buddy in the Starboys group (since everyone is in some kind of duo), here's another male mc!!!!

The most cowboyiest of cowboys, in a town where everyone has some southern drawl- meet Jessie-Lee Birchman!

• he's a CUNTry country person

• born on March 17

• his mother is polish, and he speaks the dialect time from time

• he has a horse friend named "Sugarpie" at the ranch his father owns

• calls EVERYONE (who allows it) "hunnybun", "darling/darl", "dear", "sweetheart/sweetie", and "Sugar".

• he's well known for making the sweetest of Cinnamon apple muffins, and makes baked goods as a side hustle

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Y'all aren't READY for the Jessie-Lee art imma post.

Hint: it's based off some cowboy outfit I saw on my dash a few days ago that had a really funny name to it. A choices outfit.

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Put Jessie-Lee & Carlos in a room together and the whole of Boston will collapse.

Trust me, they're the biggest heartthrobs. A city "Boy next door" meets A country "Boy next door"

They make a culture of bi-panic & awakenings in people, source? Trust me bro

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I'm not American. I already went a little "American patriotism" a tiny bit after getting 2 Boston Celtics themed merch and a American football tshirt.

I'm very much good in my area. Also that looks more like French flag because there's not a single damn star on it.

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I think I have my first ever hetero ship with a male mc.

You guessed it: SunRays (Kate & Jessie-Lee).

That man would do anything for Katherine, and unless something REALLY "shit just got real" happens in the book, Jessie-Lee won't leave her. Kate will be given 19+ forehead kisses a day, trust.

If Kate ISNT an Li? Then shit, Jessie-Lee must shoot his shot with Flynn 'McThug' and win

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VoS SPOILERS:

The amount of forehead kisses this man would give her, oh they're just sweet together. Mid-western cowboy prince & Urban-town barkeep princess.

Sunshine rain & moonlight fog, that's them.

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Was NOT aware of your game, Jessie-Lee. Although this ho IS southern, so it's natural built in flirtation.

Especially with the southern accent and the "Darling""hun" he throws out all the time