#jennifer meowmeows

[catgirlmurder]

i cant cut my bangs, stupid, i have to wear my hair over my eyes to keep my chuuni powers sealed. its far too dangerous to let these powers be exposed to the world! *she walks away, and hits her head against a wall and falls over. she curls up into a ball and sobs. that's the 6th time today she's bumped into something she couldn't see.*

[catgirlmurder]

will you still love her if she doesn't clip her wings and just gets bottom surgery why does she have to clip her wings. why is her penis her wings. my penis is not my wings. my wings take me where i want to go, they give soft hugs for my friends, i love my wings, but i dont want my penis. my penis gets in the way of things i want to have. my penis is not my wings please don't equate it to that thanks

"a girl without a dick is like an angel without wings"

ok. will you still love her if she clips her wings

[tabloidtoc]

Closer, November 2

You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: Reba McEntire finds love after heartbreak with Rex Linn 

Page 1: Contents 

Page 2: The Big Picture -- Ursula Andress and Sean Connery on the beach 

Page 4: Cher reliving the past in her first memoir 

Page 5: Shannen Doherty -- metastatic breast cancer can’t slow her down, Suzanne Somers recovering after a nasty fall 

Page 6: Picture Perfect -- during a break in shooting Mission: Impossible 7 in Rome Tom Cruise flashed the heart sign to onlookers

Page 8: Sharon Osbourne celebrated her 68th birthday on The Talk with her pack of nine dogs 

Page 10: Tamron Hall biking with her son Moses

Page 11: Al Roker and Deborah Roberts at an apple farm in New York’s Hudson Valley, Giada De Laurentiis with daughter Jade, Paula Deen 

Page 12: Glenn Close dressed up as Cruella de Vil for Bette Midler’s virtual Hocus Halloween fundraiser for the New York Restoration Project 

Page 13: Macaulay Culkin got a kick out of the Home Alone mask showing his famous scream from the movie, Eva Longoria and her sun Santiago dressed up as skeletons for a Halloween outing, Cameron Mathison of Home & Family made some amazing jack-o’-lanterns on the show 

Page 22: Cover Story -- Reba McEntire’s new romance -- the country music queen has fallen for actor Rex Linn who shares her Oklahoma roots 

Page 26: The Ingrid Bergman Only I Knew -- the legend’s grandson recalls an unpretentious woman who adored her family and loved her work 

Page 31: Spot the Differences -- Christina Milian and daughter Violet with the new L.O.L. Surprise! Remix Live Dolls 

Page 33: Horoscopes -- Scorpio Toni Collette turned 48 on November 1 

Page 34: Entertainment -- Freddie Highmore on The Good Doctor, Lorraine Bracco on My Big Italian Adventure, In the Spotlight -- Katey Sagal 

Page 36: Best Friends -- Hilary Swank who has four dogs started her animal charity The Hilaroo Foundation to bring together youth who have been given up on and animals who have been abandoned to help heal one another, Rachel Hunter speaking with llamas 

Page 37: Kelly Osbourne and her cat MeowMeow, Timothy Busfield and baby birds, David Hasselhoff and his dog Vegas 

Page 38: On the Move -- Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez moving out of their Malibu home 

Page 40: Great Escape -- Kardea Brown on Atlanta 

Page 44: How to prevent muscle cramps 

Page 46: Wendell Pierce -- you’ve got to choose your own path -- the Jack Ryan actor opens up about his favorite roles and loving life in New Orleans 

Page 50: The Scariest Movies of all Time -- Psycho, Halloween, The Exorcist, Alien, Jaws 

Page 51: Poltergeist, Rosemary’s Baby, The Bride of Frankenstein 

Page 52: Frasier -- secrets from the set -- the cast recalls their favorite guests and plot inspirations and funniest memories -- Kelsey Grammer, Jane Leeves, David Hyde Pierce

Page 54: Kelly Ripa -- I’m happier at 50 -- the TV host opens up about her exciting next chapter and why she’s never felt better 

Page 56: Beauty -- new season means new scent 

Page 58: My Life in 10 Pictures -- Kate Winslet 

Page 60: Flashback -- royal bride, embellished sweaters, teenage covens, head scarves 

[catgirlmurder]

i like mechs because i think it's really fun to be in control of a giant killing machine that can take down anyone so long as I'm good enough. i want to be a cocky shithead mercenary that drops my ego on the opponents that fall to my superior skill and firepower. my handler? im a dog on her leash. she keeps me on hold, til she finds a target to sick me on. and when i do a good job (i fucking KILLED THAT GUY DID YOU SEE THAT???), she rewards me!! she teaches me how weak i really am, and makes sure i never forget how pathetic and helpless i am outside of this cockpit. she reminds me that im her hound. her property. she owns me. im her little money maker, so i better do a good fucking job if i dont wanna get thrown out like all the other trash <3

[catgirlmurder]

the solution to plurality is to just give all of your headmates/alters a single name they all share. except for that one mysterious alter who never talks. you dont have a name for that one yet. its like a spider in the corner of your bathroom, lil buddy just hangin' out and keepin' to itself. but yeah every other one just name them all the same thing: boom not plural 10/10 #swag

[darcyesque]

aa thank you for the tag @my-poor-meowmeow!

favorite color: gonna have to go with yellow, aesthetic wise

currently reading: fjdkslafjsdk i'm in the middle of 4 books rn: holding up the universe- jennifer niven, skin and bones- sherry shahan, we are totally normal- rahul kanakia, and opposite of always- justin reynolds(i recommend all of these!)

last song: coming clean- pierce the veil

last movie: legally blonde or in the heights

last series: oh, you know. or loki!

sweet, savory, or spicy: right now, sweet

craving: coffee,,

tea or coffee: coffee!!

currently working on: my main wip(which may be done soon!!)

tagging: @hawaiianpurplewolf @steency and @bluestarlingsandredcoats

tag ppl u want to get to know better ! tagged by bestie xara @destroyboysclaire :)

favorite color: green

currently reading: red white and royal blue - casey mcquiston

last song: first love / late spring - mitski

last movie: in the heights

last series: sk8 the infinity!

sweet, savoury, or spicy: sweet

craving: dosas omg it’s like almost midnight and i like rlly want a dosa

tea or coffee: mm iced tea! i drink it way too much

currently working on: several things and nothing all at once <3

tagging: @toxicevilgayshit @my-poor-meowmeow @cookietacular

[catgirlmurder]

hi im jenna the girl who tased herself pleasure to meet u *she smiles and hold out her paw to offer a shake but you pull out your taser and zap the stupid bitch until she's writhing and moaning on the floor squeezing her thighs together super tight trying to hide the tent in her skirt*

[catgirlmurder]

that heavenly feeling when shes looping a belt around your neck and yanks it tight.. @//.@ tthe way it so quickly pulls and the leather slaps your neck ..

[catgirlmurder]

Whos a good puppy?? Yes you are, yes you are!!

wrrf-.. nn.. no im a kitty >//< whimpers..

[catgirlmurder]

I was in a dark alley, cornered by a larger, shadowy and ominous figure wielding a butcher's cleaver. In one flawless swing of the knife, I was decapitated, my head and body dropping to the ground, separated. I came back as a ghost, now tied to my killer to haunt them from the afterlife. But I was a small ghost, much much smaller than my physical form was. The power dynamic was flipped. I was forced to follow my killer, and watch in horror the things they did with my dead body and head. Awful acts of violation and mutilation, completely powerless to stop any of it. When they were satisfied, they took my pieces back to their place of residence, with my small ghostly figure forced to follow closely behind. I watched as they stripped me naked, cleaned me and marked out cuts to make, gutted me and de-boned me. I was just meat to them. The unwanted parts of me were discarded into a bucket, while the savory cuts were being piled up and weighed on scales, then packaged and placed in a freezer.

I was just a small ghost, sitting here, helplessly watching all of this happen to me. I looked around. I saw four other ghosts, all watching silently. The last thing I felt before waking up was a painful and desperate desire in my heart to get our bodies back.

[catgirlmurder]

my favorite part of transitioning has to be just knowing the fact that i am so fucking pretty. im such a pretty girl and i have such a wonderful smile and my eyes are full of so much more life than before, im really a girl and it makes me so fucking happy!! im so fucking happy that i turned out to be transgender and i am so fucking happy that i transitioned and i just love that i get to be me =^^= okay thats all gnight :3

-Miss Jennifer Softpaws

[catgirlmurder]

currently studying transphobes like im on a safari out in the wild. joining random discords of men who instantly clock my profile as a tranny and maintaining a noncaring upbeat joyful comfortable demeanor as they throw slur after slur and insult and berate me and spout utter nonsense, and then tom interrupts the heated conversation completely with a single message.

tom — Today at 2:57 PM

House of Cards in Germany is called "When Kings Queens Jacks come tumbling down from above"

he's been doing this the whole time. tom, who appears to be the owner of the server, has been completely off on his own fucking world, sending completely irrelevant thoughts into the chat every so often. He seems friendly enough? I point out his odd behavior, and suddenly me and the transphobes have arrived on common ground. They completely drop their assault on my person and casually explain tom to me.

"He's always like this."

"He usually catches up to conversation after he's squeezed out all his thoughts on one idea."

"What is he talking about?"

"Tv show names in other countries."

astounding... the world of transphobes is truly a fascinating mystery

[catgirlmurder]

ny'all seriously need to use the comments more they're such a great way to interact with your friends without having to commit to flooding the dashboard. im from twitter so im used to being able to just talk to all my friends and mooties in the comments. not have to sort through tabs and tabs of quote retweets.

[catgirlmurder]

everyone has to say hello to princess jennifer softpaws umitty meowmeow

[catgirlmurder]

Hi hi hi I just wanted to say that tiny peek of bush in the forest shock video you posted? It's shit like that that makes the world go round <3

THANK YOU!!!~ I'm actually so fucking glad someone else noticed and appreciates that tiny detail ;W; <3333

im so happy with how that video came out and i would love to make more like it =^//^=

[catgirlmurder]

staring.breathing.

at u

O . O

LEANS IN REAL CLOSE

SNIFFS UR FACE