#jen larsen

[releasethekrakenwife]

secret society

We were the founding members of the Secret Society: Madame Mariska, and Duchess Forentenberry, Mrs. Jones, Doctor Charles, the Mysterious Crown Princess of an Untouched Kingdom, and me. None of us chose this wild way of life; we hadn't supposed we'd ever be called into the service of saving the world, before we were called. But we shouldered our burdens as the adventurers we were at heart; we understood we had a destiny.

They didn't think we could do it, we knew that. But the Madame hanging upside-down from the bottom of a biplane that Mrs. Jones flew like the daredevil she was, tore a seam down the center of the band of Nazi super-soldiers. They sped off into the dark of the cover of clouds while the criminals bled the last of their lives down the curved blade of a double pair of scimatars.

She carved our way into their fortress, and the Mysterious Crown Princess of an Untouched Kingdom covered us with her pearl-handled revolvers. Down the spiral stairs, into the dank basement, we discovered we were too late. Doctor Charles fainted on The Duchess of Forentenberry's beaded bosom, and she held his pale head close to her heart. His face was whiter than his coat.

The rest of us stood quietly, and we wondered what the President's response would be; she was less pleasant when she was displeased.

"Shall we burn the place to the ground?" Madame Mariska said. We agreed. We were the only survivors—we made sure of that, all of us. The doctor produced a little pistol from his cane. The earth burned and the screams echoed off the orange clouds and we were silent, our small group. We stayed together, escaping over the wall. It crumbled in the wake of the explosion. We laid still and struck dumb in the forest cover until daylight, until we were sure we weren't being pursued. We will always feel pursued.

We were the founding members, but each of us vanished soon after. But this is the truth: Somehow there is still a Secret Society. The President is clever that way. There will always be a Secret Society, and I will continue to hope each member will wonder how the others can sleep.

[theredhavendelegate]

Iss. 9:

The Hands That Toil: Redhaven's Labor Shortage!

Bouts of rain have been hitting Redhaven over the course of the last week, and the new government is making haste to take advantage of that fact, initiating a program to revitalize agriculture in Redhaven’s countryside. The program will involve the hiring of farm laborers from the city’s civilian population placed directly under the management of Frontline Confederation officers as farms are rebuilt and replanted.

In a related move, the estate of Lord Oswald Redhaven is looking for scientists, engineers, and researchers to conduct investigations into the fog surrounding Redhaven and what lies beyond it. Thus far, head researcher Earnest Bell has determined that we are, all of us, in another dimension. He explained to The Delegate, “This new world is just like our old world in many ways, but it differs in many more. These distinctions are mounting and have begun to form the basis for a whole new frontier of scientific possibility.”

The estate has officially termed this new dimension, “The Void”

Despite the confidence of the new government, as evidenced by the farming and science programs, there are those who have reservations. Chief among these individuals is a farmhand you may recall from an older interview with The Delegate, Jens Dahl… ---

Gerhardt square’s cobbles are wet with rain water, though the downpour has passed. A bald man with white, well-groomed facial hair stands in front of a podium. He is wrinkled with worry and age, though his back remains straight and his chin held high. A badge of silver and gold sits on his breast, shining bright: the feather of Redhaven. His feather.

There are police present, a few in front and a few in the wings, but the crowd is passive and admiring. Some are even awestruck.

Another man watches from the edge of the crowd with his brow furrowed and his shoulders sagging, not quite as old as the speaker, but worse-for-wear by a lifetime. Jens Dahl listens intently to the speech, eyes squinting through the gloom of the sunless afternoon.

Lord Redhaven’s voice booms, “Though we’ve all lost much in The Great Transit and the days that followed it, there is new faith to be found. Professor Bell and his team have discovered new materials within the fog, materials that may change life itself for you, the citizens of Redhaven. This ‘void crystal’ as it has been named, may well be the future, and it is only by the strength of our people that we can understand it, that we can take this future into our own hands.”

A pack of journalists to Jens’ right scribble furiously, marking down every syllable. He tilts his nose up warily and waits.

Lord Redhaven continues, “That is why we are calling for anyone with experience in academia, research, engineering, and chemistry to join the call. My estate will be open immediately following this event, where Professor Bell will be conducting interviews and selecting the most promising candidates to further his research, and to further our future.” The statesman pauses for a moment, gauging the crowd with his eyes. “So, thank you, people of Redhaven, for fighting on through this tragedy. We will come out of this stronger than ever before, so long as we stick together, so long as we keep heart.”

There is a roar of applause, swelling like the tides and flooding the senses. Lord Redhaven nods humbly and makes his way off stage. The assembled officers form up to surround him and a few of the reporters rush up, shouting questions as the road is closed off to block them.

The audience lingers, murmuring about applications, about qualifications, wondering if there will be opportunities for common laborers or veterans.

Jens does not wait though. He turns around and separates himself from the pack as quickly as he can, trotting down the high street until he’s clear of the throng and the buzzing conversations. He slows slightly and his breathing evens out, though he carries on for another few blocks to the stoop of a duplex apartment. He knocks on the door, asking, “Ingrid, are you in?”

A high and rough voice calls out, “It’s unlocked.”

Jens wipes his feet off outside and enters, closing the door gently behind himself as he does. The interior is dim and much smaller than it seemed from the outside, but it is well kept. A rough-looking woman with messy blonde hair is lounging on an old couch and reading a newspaper.

“Sit,” she commands, and Jens rolls his eyes.

“Where do you get off, giving orders to a guest?” he responds, more tired than annoyed.

The woman closes her paper and straightens up. “It wasn’t an order, it was advice. I can hear you panting.” Jens’ frown drops just a little bit lower, then he concedes, taking a seat on a wooden chair in the corner. Ingrid continues, “How was the speech? Was the magnanimous Lord Redhaven as impressive as everyone says?”

Jens hunches in the chair, setting his elbows on his knees. “Sure, sure. He seems spry for his age, sprier than me for sure. Talked a lot about what his cabinet of experts have found out about this ‘void’ we’re trapped in.”

There is a pause.

Ingrid leans forward and says, “But you’re worried about something.”

Jens bites his lip. “The good Count put out a call to hire. He specified researchers and academics and that sort of thing, but they’ll need regular folks too. Equipment will need to moved, infrastructure repaired, supplies manufactured. Between this and the farming program, a lot of people who were out of work last week will be back to it.”

Ingrid leans back and shrugs. “So what? We’re workers, we work. You’ve been a farmhand your whole life and you’re doing fine.”

“That’s not all of it though. The Field Workers local went up in smoke. Same for most of the other trades. Farm work was hard, but we did fine so long as we had our reps. I’ve worked fields without contracts, and it isn’t pretty.” Jens is stewing now, thoughts rattling around in his head like loose change.

Ingrid scratches the back of her head and squints, finally rising to her feet to stretch. “You’re the most experienced one left, right? How long were you a foreman? Ten years? Fifteen? All the surviving farmhands know and respect you, so just open another local for them. You’ve already been arguing with the bosses, so you’re basically already a rep.”

Jens’ eyes go wide as dinner plates and he cocks his head to the side. He stammers for a moment, then finally mutters, “That’s too much. I don’t think I can do it all on my own.”

Ingrid shrugs. “You could always ask The Blues for help. I hear they do this kind of thing all the time: agitation or aggravation, or something like that.”

Jens shakes his head. “I’m sure the Coalition has done lots of good around Redhaven, but I don’t like ‘em. That Calloway guy? The one who started the riot earlier in the month? They haven’t given him up and he shot someone. Who knows how many other crazies they’re protecting?”

A silence passes between the two, then Jens speaks again. He asks, "Why don't you do it? You're more social than I am, friendlier and what-not, and you're great with names and faces."

Ingrid replies, "No offense to you, Jens, but I'm not going back to farm work. I'm still good and strong, but it wasn't for me, not for the long term. I like to jump between things, you know?"

She goes to continue when there is another knock. It is quiet but firm, assertive and yet, strangely patient.

Ingrid puts up a hand to silence Jens, and then walks over to the door. She questions aloud, “Who is it?”

The voice is even and refined. “A friend from The Mayor’s office. She sends a bottle of cognac, and a proposal for your guest, Mister Dahl.”

Ingrid flashes Jens a questioning look and he shakes his head uncertainly. Ingrid whispers, “Should I let him in?”

Jens answers, “It’s your house. I hate brandy though.”

Ingrid rolls her eyes and opens the door to reveal a rather short man, somewhere around five feet tall. He is well-dressed, with a vest, bowler hat, wire-rim glasses, and a thin mustache. A silver watch chain hangs from a pocket, and he presents a bottle squarely in front of himself with both hands. There is a silver ribbon near the cork and the liquid inside seems to shine in the dim daylight with a color that ranges from yellow at its shallowest to crimson at its depths. The man looks expectantly towards Ingrid.

She hesitates for a moment, and then accepts the bottle. “Come inside, then,” she remarks, leading the way and passing the alcohol to Jens.

Though Ingrid invites him to sit with a gesture, the man remains standing. “Mister Dahl, Miss Larsen,” he expresses, as if playing host, “I represent the office of Mayor Desdemona Carmine and the interests of Redhaven. I am aware that Jens is well positioned to represent the agricultural laborers of Redhaven.”

Jens sits up straight and interrupts, “Were you eavesdropping?”

The man turns up his nose and shakes his head slightly. “Not at all. You’ve garnered a reputation of sorts, a good one.” Jens hunches over again and rolls one of his wrists. The man continues, “The heads of various unions and co-ops within the city will be gathering soon, and nobody is currently expected to represent your bloc. Your inclusion in this momentous event could be arranged, however.”

Jens mulls the words over for a minute, and Ingrid interjects with a question. “Great, that’s nice, but why is this meeting happening at my house?”

The bowler-hatted man blinks slowly, like a cat, and sighs. “Ah, yes, that detail. Mister Dahl’s home in the countryside is being watched, not everyone is as pleased by his reputation as we are. Actually, assuming that he agrees, we have secured new lodgings for him already.”

The sag in Jens’ shoulders grows deeper. He glances around the room, to Ingrid, to the man, to the bottle, to the shuttered windows, and then to the floor.

He takes a deep breath, then looks back up. “I’ll do it.”

The man claps his hands together quietly and nods. “Very well. I’ll provide you with a date and address, and show you to your new quarters tonight, let’s say…” he withdraws his pocket watch, “six o’clock?”

Jens nods, then stops. He raises a brow. “Wait, wait. What’s your name? What do I call you?”

A tiny smile, unnatural on the man’s face, grows and then disappears. “If all goes well, you won’t be speaking with me again after tonight. You can call me ‘The Valet’, in relevant company though. If they know who I am, then they’ll know who you mean.”

The Valet waits for a moment, then tips his hat, and says, “I’ll see you at six. Good day, Mister Dahl, Miss Larsen.” He leaves the two, and the door closes heavily behind him.

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[unclefathersantateddy]

I forgot I was on my non-Bob's Burgers account so when I scrolled past this ask things got real interesting LMAO

Cr: @zal-cryptid & @ademkurteric

[dance-world]

Jacob Larsen - Martha Graham Dance - photo by Jen Freeman

[favemusiclessons]

I Wish I Had Checked Out This Guy! His Solos Are Jazz 101 On Guitar

This is one of the best people to check out if you want to develop pretty much everything you need to learn when starting out with Jazz Guitar: Phrasing, Vocabulary, Rhythm and most importantly these solos are pretty easy to figure out and play. 00:00 Intro 00:40 Grant Green - 3 Periods 01:19 Bebop On Guitar Done Right 03:30 The Perfect II V I 05:38 Two Great Examples of Chromatic Notes 07:16 The Tone And All That Reverb 08:13 No Chords, Just Fills 09:16 Pivot Arpeggio 2.0 09:51 Learning From Great Jazz Guitarists 10:10 Like the video? Check out my Patreon page!

[watchingalotofmovies]

The Bothersome Man

The Bothersome Man    [trailer]

In a strange city where every person seems content beyond reason a new man arrives in town and stirs up trouble by asking too many questions.

Movie does a good job demonstrating that living in a bland world - that in this case seems to be positioned like a version of Limbo - without friction and excitment and any real sensation, and that looks like an IKEA catalogue is not worth living in.

While very interesting and amusing for a while. The movie doesn't make a lot of progress over the course of its running time. Though you can argue that's a lot like in most real lifes.

Kudos to the set/production designer who made expert use of at least fifty shades of grey.

[xoxoproject21]

TDA Las Vegas Predictions

Mini Female

Winner: Lucia Piedrahita (Club)

Top 3/4: Savannah Jackson (Larkin), Belle Marie Arauz (Dancetown), Stella Brinkerhoff (CSPAS)

Top 10:

Tatum Self (Club)

Kennedy Marble (Club)

Alivia Hughes (DC2)

Amanda Carpenter (Dancetown)

Madisyn Rose Amos (Elite Dance Pro)

Jessica Sutton (K2)

Neala Murphy (Larkin)

Giuliana Shea (Larkin)

Melina Biltz (The rock)

Top 20:

Naomi Harper (CSPAS)

Penelope Jenson (CSPAS)

Penelope Pranger (CSPAS)

Mikayla Isler (Club)

Kinley Harper (Club)

Abbey Scott (Club)

Nixie Vance (Club)

Penelope Akey (DC2)

Soleil Lynch (Danceology)

Maylin Munos (Larkin)

Lexie Charnstrom (Larkin)

Junior Female

Winner: Aria Du (Yoko's)

Top 3/4: Kelsie Jacobson (Larkin), Skylar Wong (Woodbury), Lilly Anderson (Larkin)

Top 10:

Anistyn Larsen (CSPAS)

Violet Schwarz (CSPAS)

Isla Gardner (Club)

Brooklyn Besch (Club)

Emery Duffin (DC2)

Finley Ashfield (Larkin)

Mika Takase (Nor Cal)

Roxie Onellion (The base)

Annabella Atkinson (The rock)

Emily Polis (Vision)

Kennedy Anderson (Vision)

Top 20:

Brooklyn Ward (CSPAS)

Kylie Lawrence (CSPAS)

Kate Baker (CSPAS)

Rory Frye (CSPAS)

Ella-Nani Knight (Danceology)

Brynn Jones (Expresenz)

Bella Charnstrom (Larkin)

Mila Ayshford (Larkin)

Tayah Klimuck (Pave)

Addyson Paul (Pave)

Francesca Jen (The Academy at The Brea Space)

Teen Female

Winner: Savannah Manzel (Larkin)

Top 3/4: Taylor Morrison (DC2), Kira Chan (Elements), Kylie Kaminsky (Danceology)

Top 10:

Kamri Peterson (CSPAS)

Stella Condie (CSPAS)

Vivienne Mitchell (CSPAS)

Alexis Alvarez (Club)

Makaia Roux (Danceology)

Keelyn Jones (Danceology)

Mariandrea Villegas (Epic Motion)

Lilly allen (Kim massay)

Claire Monge (Larkin)

Katie Shinn (Next step)

Top 20:

Blakely Bell (CSPAS)

Halle Hunt (CSPAS)

Mya Tuaileva (CSPAS)

Ellie Duffin (DC2)

Haley Bertino (Danceology)

Laci Bloss (Larkin)

Channing Embry (Next step)

Madison Ronquillo (Nor Cal)

Kinsley Oykhman (The Academy at The Brea Space)

Carissa Hsu (Premier Youth Dance Company)

Faílenn Daley (the colony)

Senior Female

Winner: Izzy Howard (Westside)

Top 3/4: Keira Redpath (Larkin), Isabella Lynch ( Danceology), Hailey Bills (CSPAS)

Top 10:

Addison Middleton (Academy of Nevada Ballet Theatre)

Ayla Rodriguez (Artistic Fusion)

Zoe Ridge (CSPAS)

Emma Donnelly (Danceology)

Caroline Skrable (Danceology)

Isabella Jarvis (Larkin)

Maliah Howard (Michelle L)

Lola Iglesias (Michelle L)

Beth Anne McGowan (Next step)

Kaitlyn Tom (Nor Cal)

Top 20:

Emersyn Dickson (CSPAS)

Brightyn Rines (DC2)

Addison Jones (DC2)

Brooklyn Jones (DC2)

Sami Sonder (Danceology)

Brielle McCoy (Kim massay)

Gianna Mojonnier (Danceology)

[samcampbellfans]

Sam Campbell Podcast Masterlist

Here's a masterlist of podcast episodes that feature Sam Campbell, in reverse chronological order. I tried to find all of the episodes that are available on the internet, do send me an ask if you find any that I did not include here!

Note: some of these links are Spotify links but usually podcast episodes are available anywhere you usually get a podcast i.e. Apple podcasts, Acast, etc.

March 2025

Sam Campbell in Conversation with James Donald Forbes McCann. March 30 2025.

September 2024

The Adam Buxton Podcast, Ep 226. Sam Campbell. Recorded 26th and 27th July 2024 at Latitude Festival.

July 2024

The Last Video Store. Hosted by Alexei Touliopoulos.

May 2024

Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brains, Ep 6, Ep 7, Ep 8, Ep 9. Hosted by Sam Campbell and Lucy Beaumont.

April 2024

Some Laugh Podcast - Episode 99. Taskmaster, Edinburgh Fringe & Secrets. Hosted by Marc Jennings, Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson.

Tim Key's Poetry Programme. 3. Safari. On BBC Radio 4.

Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brains, Ep 2, Ep 3, Ep 4, Ep 5. Hosted by Sam Campbell and Lucy Beaumont.

March 2024

Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brains, Ep 1. Hosted by Sam Campbell and Lucy Beaumont.

Off Menu with James Acaster and Ed Gamble - Episode 229, Live with Sam Campbell in Nottingham Royal Concert Hall. Note: the episode was recorded on October 18, 2023 and released 2 March 2024.

January 2024

Drifting Off with Joe Pera Ep 12: Australia and its Greatest Horse ft. Cut Worms. Guests: Sam Campbell, Aaron Chen, Guy Montgomery and Yaraman Thorne aka Yaz.

November 2023

Ep110. SAM CAMPBELL / Plato, Purses & Palm Readings. Trusty Hogs podcast. Hosted by Catherine Bohart and Helen Bauer.

BONUS: Ep111. NATHAN FOAD/ Colleagues, Cucks & Cliff Richard. Trusty Hogs podcast - Sam pulls a prank on Nathan Foad at 22:38. Nathan Foad was in Bloods, the Sky TV sitcom that Sam was also in.

Taskmaster The Podcast. Ep 149. (S16 Ep.10.) Hosted by Ed Gamble.

Northern News. ‘A Spider’s Intern’. Hosted by Ian Smith and Amy Gledhill. Sam Campbell's guest appearance starts around the 21 minute mark.

September 2023

Taskmaster The Podcast. Ep 141. Sam Campbell - S16 Ep. 2. Hosted by Ed Gamble.

May 2023

WTF w/ Sam Campbell. Welcome to Meet You podcast. Hosted by Dart Sultan and Robbie Armfield.

April 2023

Mugg Off #173 Live Show Melbourne. Sam Campbell, Sam Taunton, Tim Hewitt, Laura Hughes.

November 2022

NTS - Hot Mess W/ Sam Campbell (hosted by Babak Ganjei).

October 2022

Dave’s Edinburgh Comedy Awards: The Podcast with Lara Ricote and Sam Campbell.

September 2022

Plot Twist podcast Kevin ‘KG’ Garry and Sam Campbell. Sky TV.

June 2022

Mugg Off #139 - Sam Campbell. Hosted by Cameron Duggan, Gerard McGowan, and Yaz.

May 2022

Backyard Stories - Episode Thirty Four - Sam Campbell

October 2021

Aunty Donna Podcast Ep 277 Nippers Feat. Sam Campbell and Eric Hutton. Hosted by Zach, Mark and Broden.

July 2021

The Phone Hacks Podcast 170. Sam Campbell - Hay Ladies. Hosted by Mike Goldstein and Nick Capper. (Thanks to Cambo Fans!)

June 2021

The Good Stuff - Episode 41 Feat. Sam Campbell. Hosted by Sam Taunton and Tom Cashman.

Australia Debates - ABC Comedy. Series 1 Episode 1 - Should Social Media Be Banned?

March 2021

Mugg Off #80 Tom Cashman and "Dingo Duggan" - Sam Campbell plays Dingo.

December 2020

Mugg Off #069 - Sam Campbell. Hosted by Cameron Duggan, Gerard McGowan and Yaz. Note: this episode was recorded in December 2020 but the video was uploaded June 2022.

August 2020

The Grub podcast, with Nikki Britton, Bjorn Stewart, Sam Campbell, Cameron James, and Danielle Walker. Hosts: Anne Edmonds, Greg Larsen and Ben Russell. NOTE: Sam is only in a few clips in this podcast, not in the whole thing.

July 2020

Circling the Drain - Ep1: Elouise Eftos, Sam Campbell. Hosted by Andrew Wolfe.

April 2020

The Good Stuff - Episode 3 Feat. Sam Campbell (An Expose on Women’s Bathrooms). Hosted by Sam Taunton and Tom Cashman.

January 2020

Mugg Off #20 - Sam Campbell. Hosted by Cameron Duggan, Gerard McGowan and Yaz.

The Grub - 2020 Call-in Special. With Melinda Buttle, Becky Lucas, Sam Campbell, Aaron Chen, Rodney Todd. Hosts: Anne Edmonds, Greg Larsen and Ben Russell. NOTE: Sam is only in a few clips in this podcast, not in the whole thing.

October 2019

The Worst Idea Of All Time - Friendzone Ninety. Hosted by Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt.

May 2019

Special Features with Cameron James and Alexei Toliopoulos - Ep 50. Pokémon: Detective Pikachu (2019) with Tom Walker and Sam Campbell.

May 2018

Aunty Donna Podcast Episode 97: LIVE FROM THE FACTORY THEATRE SYDNEY FEAT. SAM CAMPBELL

October 2017

The Dragon Friends. S3 Ep 18: THIS BOY FREZNO. The Dragon Friends is a DnD podcast and this episode was live. From the podcast description: "Also Sam Campbell wore a mask and an elephant trunk for all of the recording so if it helps, imagine that." Cambo knows nothing about DnD - he went on the podcast to prank his friend Michael Hing (allegedly). Sam plays the antagonist (an evil Michael Hing).

The Dragon Friends. S3 Ep.17. A Dog With Human Eyes with Carlo Ritchie

August 2017

Mike Check with Cameron James & Alexei Toliopoulos - Ep 45. The Gong Show S01E04 & S01E05 w/ Sam Campbell

January-February 2015

Sad Boys, episode 1-3 hosted by Sam Campbell, Eddie Sharp and Anith Mukherjee. Originally broadcast via FBi Radio.

November 2014

Mark Williamson Chat Show - Episode 110: Becky Lucas and Sam Campbell. With regulars Lester Diamond and Ryan ‘Special Comments’ Crawford.

June 2014

Truth Nest - Episode 1 Feat. Alexei Toliopoulos. Hosted by Sam Campbell and Craig Anderson.

Below are 'lost episodes' - I cannot find the audio anywhere, or the audio files are broken. Podcast descriptions say Sam was a guest. Please do message me if you manage to find the audio!

Special Features with Cameron James and Alexei Toliopoulos: 9. 2 Guns with Sam Campbell. July 2015.

Sydney Comedy Festival Podcast. April 2015.

The Loose Five with Marcel Blanch- de Wilt. Episode 107- Sam Campbell & Shubha. January 2015.

Versus on FBi Radio - Witches vs Calendars w/ Sam Campbell and Claudia O'Doherty. December 2014. This episode has unfortunately been scrubbed from Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts and FBi Radio website.

The Loose Five with Marcel Blanch- de Wilt. Episode 96- Sam Campbell and Gearard McGeown. September 2014.

A massive thank you to @vampire-lily / Lauren for contributing to this masterlist!!

[derwahnsinn]

31 Days Idol Challenge - Oliver Riedel

Day 10 - Favourite Look in a Group Photo

When I made this challenge before this year's tour, I was not sure which photo I would go for. As soon as this Adieu photo by Jens Koch was published, it became easy.

Of course, it is separate shots put together, but it's still presented as a group photo - and Oliver looks fabulous. I like how he has a prominent placement, how his posture and facial expression is so different from how we normally see him in photos, and how he looks hands on and ready to go. It totally fits the character he had in the Adieu music video, where he totally rocked that mini-gun.

Seeing this photo blown up and used for Rammstein's merch booths this tour, was amazing. The details were mind-blowing. I actually took photos of one of those banners, and while my angle and lighting was not perfect, I have tried to adjust the colour balance and aspect to resemble the original. The spots on the photo are spots that were on the actual banner I photographed.

Since this photo is photoshopped and not accurate, please do not circulate it. I put a disclaimer on it as well, so no one will think of it as the original photo. While it is not perfect, it does show a little bit of the crazy detail in this fantastic photo.

Bonus material: 1) Dreamy young Oliver with hair, by Fritz Brinckmann 1995. 2) Pile of Rammstein where Oliver has more hair than Schneider, by Joachim Gern 1995. 3) Barefoot Oliver front and centre, by Jan Hinrich Hoffmann 1995. 4) Photo where you can really see that Oliver is younger than the rest of Rammstein, by Frank Lothar Lange 1997. 5) Oliver and Richard sharing a moment, by Ross Halfin 2001. 6) Shaved Oliver with glasses, by Olaf Heine 2004. 7) The Rosenrot photoshoot, by Kasskara Agentur (Mat Hennek and Felix Broede), 2005. Oliver looked confident and proud, perhaps because the band was dressed up by his wife? 8) The German Conference, Sonoma 2008, by Olaf Heine. I like how the others are listening to Oliver (well, apart from Richard, who is posing for the camera). 9) In LIFAD costume, by Paul Harries 2010. This was a really good look for Oliver. 10) Oliver in his element, by Frédéric Batier for Mein Land 2011. 11) Smiling Oliver on the photo shoot for the Untitled album, photo by Jes Larsen 2019.

--

Others doing this challenge:

Till: @endlich-allein Flake: @anwiel13

[cspasfan15]

TDA LV PREDICTIONS

Mini Female

Top 20: maylin munos, aria mccrea, Kaci oh, kinley harper, abbey Scott, Remington Frye, mila hiatt, neala Murphy, Amanda carpenter, Veronica Velazquez, Penelope jenson

Top 10: Kennedy marble, Jessica Sutton, macey strickland, melina biltz, madisyn rose Amos, mikayla isler, junie beus, Tatum self

Top 4: Stella brinkerhoff, belle marie arauz, Lucia piedrahita

Winner: Savannah Jackson

Mini Male

Top 4: Kyle young, brody Schaffer, Sebastian saenger

Winner: chase lang

Junior female

Top 20: Vera escamilla, Charlotte shinnenfield, Tayah klimuck, annabella Atkinson, Rory Frye, violet schwarz, Francesca Jen, Tabitha nan, AvaLeigh Mackaron, Ella-Nani Knight

Top 10: Bella Charnstrom, brynn Jones, Kennedy Anderson, anistyn Larsen, piper Perusse, Mika Takase, Brooklyn Ward, Roxie Onellion, Lilly Anderson, Finley Ashfield

Top 4: Emily polis, Kelsie Jacobson, skylar Wong

Winner: Aria Du

Junior Male

Top 4: Grayson niemczyk, Aidan ecenbarger, Lincoln Russo

Winner: Matthew Conway

Teen Female

Top 20: Kennedy Brandon, carissa hsu, kinsley oykhman, brynn kostka, Isabella tjoe, Kamri Peterson, Alexis Alvarez, Kate jarboe, Vivienne Mitchell

Top 10: Madison ronquillo, Caroline McGowan, Georgia Beth peters, Lilly Allen, Claire monge, Kylie kaminsky, Stella condie, Kira chan, Mariandrea Villegas

Top 4: Caitlyn polis, makaia roux, Taylor Morrison

Winner: Savannah manzel

Teen male

Top 4: Logan Asuncion, musa fofana, cooper macalalad

Winner: Zachary Roy

Senior female

Top 20: LeeAsia Smith, maliah howard, Addison Middleton, Isabella Jarvis, gianna garwacki, brielle McCoy, Alexis leistner, brightyn rines, Madison Goulding, ceilidh mcseveney

Top 10: cambry bethke, Lola Iglesias, Isabella lynch, ayla rodriguez, Zoe ridge, Caroline skrable, Emma Donnelly, Izzy Howard

Top 4: Kaitlyn tom, Beth Anne McGowan, Keira redpath

Winner: Hailey bills

Senior Male

Top 4: Caleb area, drew Rosen, Cameron Kennedy

Winner: Hudson pletcher

[noprivatemeanings]

Books I've read in 2023

'Crying in H Mart' by Michelle Zauner

'The Tea Dragon Society' by K. O'Neill

'A Certain Hunger' by Chelsea G. Summers

'How to Break Up with Your Phone' by Catherine Price

'The Metamorphosis' by Franz Kafka

'Animals Eat Each Other' by Elle Nash

'Coming Out Autistic' edited by Steven Fraser

'The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches' by Sangu Mandanna

'We Swim to the Shark' by Georgie Codd

'Passing' by Nella Larsen

'The Service' by Frankie Miren

'What I Want to Talk About: How Autistic Special Interests Shape a Life' by Pete Wharmby

'The Inland Sea' by Madeleine Watts

'Mating in Captivity: Reconciling the Erotic and the Domestic' by Esther Perel

'Let Them Eat Chaos' by Kae Tempest

'Introducing Existentialism' by Richard Appiganesi

'The Silence Project' by Carole Hailey

'Cursed Bunny' by Bora Chung

'Sunshine' by Melissa Lee-Houghton

'The Delicacy' by James Albon

'Are Prisons Obselete?' by Angela Y. Davis

'The Beginning of the World in the Middle of the Night' by Jen Campbell

'Square Eyes' by Luke Jones and Anna Mills

'Chess Queens: The True Story of a Chess Champion and the Greatest Female Players of All Time' by Jennifer Shahade

'Making Cocoa for Kingsley Amis' by Wendy Cope

'The Housekeeper and the Professor' by Yōko Ogawa

'The Artificial Silk Girl' by Irmgard Keun

'Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language' by Gretchen McCulloch

'Esc & Ctrl' by Steve Hollyman

'The Doors of Perception' by Aldous Huxley

'Sedating Elaine' by Dawn Winter

'Different, Not Less: A Neurodivergent's Guide to Embracing Your True Self and Finding Your Happily Ever After' by Chloé Hayden

'The Appendix' by Liam Konemann

'Food Isn't Medicine: Challenge Nutrib*llocks & Escape the Diet Trap' by Dr Joshua Wolrich

'Didn't Nobody Give a Shit What Happened to Carlotta' by James Hannaham

'Lies We Sing to the Sea' by Sarah Underwood

'Julia and the Shark' by Kiran Millwood Hargrave with Tom de Freston

'Who Will Run the Frog Hospital?' by Lorrie Moore

'Disability Visibility: First-Person Stories from the Twenty-First Century' edited by Alice Wong

'This Is How You Lose the Time War' by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone

'Small Bodies of Water' by Nina Mingya Powles

'The Cassandra Complex' by Holly Smale

'French Exit' by Patrick deWitt

'Sundial' by Catriona Ward

'Don't Hold My Head Down: In Search of Some Brilliant Fucking' by Lucy-Anne Holmes

'Girl, Woman, Other' by Bernardine Evaristo

'The Love Factor' (So Little Time #8) by Rosalind Noonan

'Paris: The Memoir' by Paris Hilton

'All Systems Red' (The Murderbot Diaries #1) by Martha Wells

'Intimations' by Zadie Smith

'Cultish: The Language of Fanaticism' by Amanda Montell

'Motherthing' by Ainslie Hogarth

[noloveforned]

i love bandcamp fridays but they certainly distract from getting my radio show together! tune into wlur from 8pm-midnight to see what i end up playing!

we finished up our first theme of the year last week- all year long we've been starting the shows off with songs about 'work'. we heard songs from east river pipe, pernice brothers, the happy thoughts, the flaming lips, mammoth penguins, superchunk, dolly parton, elvis costello, the bangles, the replacements, ramones, the reds pinks & purples, devo, the clash, drive-by truckers, and harry belafonte.

no love for ned on wlur – april 28th, 2023 from 8-10pm

artist // track // album // label harry belafonte // day-o (the banana boat song) // very best of harry belafonte // rca frankie cosmos // fragments // clean weird prone (inner world peace deluxe) // sub pop the hidden cameras // breathe on it // the smell of our own (deluxe edition) // rough trade rob munk // the ghosts of san francisco // phased out // magic door brontez purnell // jaboukie // jaboukie 7" // sub pop display homes // at capacity // what if you're right and they're wrong? // esrte theke tontraeger sir bobby jukebox // don't say goodbye // in the organ loft at midnight // (self-released) cathedrale // an alibi // words / silence // howlin' banana rotary club // american tower // american tower 7" // iron lung the replacements // hangin' downtown (alternate version) // sorry ma, forgot to take out the trash (deluxe edition) // rhino oswald five-o // all night takeout // serenade // grinning idiot water machine // hot real estate // demo cassette // gold mold packs // smallest one // crispy crunchy nothing // fire talk elizaband // talking in tongues // lonesome celestial // (self-released) mope city // mirror puddle // wind locked me out cassingle // (self-released) bardo pond // destroying angel // peel sessions // fire body/head // tripping // come on 2x7" // three lobed jon collin and niklas anderstedt lindgren // 27:19 // dark country // akti elijah mclaughlin ensemble featuring katinka kleijn // parallax // iii // astral spirits fire! orchestra featuring joe mcphee // echoes: i see your eye, part 2 // echoes // rune grammofon benji b, raven bush, theon cross, nubya garcia, tom herbert, shabaka hutchings, nikolaj torp larsen, dave okumu, nick ramm, dan see, tom skinner and martin terefe // it’s one of these // london brew // concord jazz flora purim // light as a feather // butterfly dreams // milestone david ornette cherry // so and so and so and so // organic nation listening club (the continual) // spiritmuse dinner party featuring hi-tek // watts renaissance // enigmatic society // empire linqua franqa featuring ears // the whole bank // the whole bank digital single // ernest jenning cold beat // paper // mother // crime on the moon marlody // these doubts // i'm not sure at all // skep wax snowy // where am i? // lipreader cassette // (self-released) the ekphrastics // fogtown // special delivery // harriet wild carnation // dodger blue // tricycle (expanded edition) // delmore some velvet sidewalk // 20,000 leagues // appetite for extinction // communion

[grandhotelabyss]

I didn't weigh in on the recent literary Twitter meltdowns because they involved friends or or acquaintances or acquaintances-of-acquaintances (by the latter I'm talking about Aaron Gwyn's not having read Borges until last week; I wasn't sure what to say about that, personally, and the Twitter fight quickly decayed into who's-more-oppressed?, never a useful conversation; we all have gaps in our reading—Gwyn has his because he's a specialist; I have mine because I'm a generalist—and I bring it up only to recommend Gwyn's recent appearance discussing his specialty, Blood Meridian, on the Art of Darkness podcast; for me, his bravura interpretation on the pod of the "of this is the judge judge" passage finally knocked everything into place and "completed," as it were, my own reading of the novel, a reading in this case remarkably and "gnostically" congruent, as I'm sure Gwyn has just learned, both to his and to Twitter's satisfaction, with "Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius").

Anyway, I will discuss this week's controversy if only for the sake of self-promotion. Above we have a man who seems, I have to say, like a blowhard; he claims essentially that Nella Larsen is overrated and owes her eminence to a bit of canonical affirmative action. JCO swats this down, first in the kind of unpersuasive ad hominem style that flourishes on Twitter, but then she rallies to place Larsen where she belongs, in the context of international modernism.

One way to go wrong reading Larsen is to neglect how conscious she was of the other side of her heritage—not generically "white" but specifically Scandinavian, at a time when Scandinavian arts and letters were a peripheral cultural vanguard of a type whose resemblance to (for example) the Harlem Renaissance a too-racialist analysis will miss. She loved Ibsen, she loved Jens Peter Jacobsen; her despairing naturalism and obsessive inwardness belong in this context as much as her edgy analysis of race, gender, nation, and class belongs in the context of Du Bois, Toomer, Cullen, and Hughes, and of James and Wharton, too.

Now I will say I only read Passing once, and it didn't knock me over the way Quicksand did—so much so that I used to teach Quicksand regularly and have read it five or six times now. Which brings me to my pitch: if you'd like to see if I possess the temperamental and intellectual qualifications required to teach such texts, you can watch my lectures on Quicksand on YouTube. Despite the novel's brevity, I cover it in two and a half lectures, each over an hour long; it's a work, paradoxically, of both great clarity and great subtlety:

"A Lecture on Modernism and Poetry, Part Two" (start at min 20)

"A Lecture on Nella Larsen's Quicksand, Part One"

"A Lecture on Nella Larsen's Quicksand, Part Two"

[ear-worthy]

Bad Movies Rule Podcast: When Bad Films Produce A Good Podcast

Here's the irony surrounding podcasts about movies: 125 major films are released every year, a number that has decreased over the decades. Yet, there are tens of thousands of movie podcasts. The attraction of doing a movie podcast is easy to understand. Recording and releasing a movie podcast doesn't require a degree, certification, or even extensive knowledge of films.

The setup that has dominated this genre for years goes as such: three dudes in their 20s who were in a fraternity get together over some IPAs and try to be funny while discussing movies. Fart and tit jokes fly, and movie criticism is perhaps secondary to having a good time.

A few of the best movie podcasts include Filmspotting, hosted by Adam Kempenaar and Josh Larsen, which has produced shows since 2005, Verbal Diorama by Em, and Every Single Sci-Fi Film Ever by Ayesha Khan.

Every once in a while, however, a podcast crashes through its own trope and succeeds where others have failed. That movie podcast is Bad Movies Rule.

This excellent movie podcast began in September 2021 and has 170 episodes in the can. The show's premise - unique because it focuses on bad movies like The Razzies - foes as such: "We're a bunch of blue-collar folks that talk about all the movies that don't get enough love. We give out awards to each film and try to determine whether they are actually bad, good-bad, or straight-up good! We hope you will enjoy being part of our group and hanging out with us." This twist on a familiar trope usually separates a podcast from the crowded podverse. Bad Movies Rule is a solid example that found a unique premise and executed its essence with superb discipline. The podcasting team of Bad Movies Rule continues: "We are a group of friends and filmmakers who started a sketch comedy group back in 2005 in Chicago. "That eventually turned into a string of independent movies from 2006 to 2010. We approach talking about films from the standpoint of having made them (on a much smaller scale), and can commiserate with some of the challenges. Bottom line - we love movies, and many of the movies we love wouldn't be called good by the common arbiters of quality (critics/award shows). "We've all gone on and started families, but this podcast became a way to get the band back together and bring in some new friends as well." Understanding who's talking during an episode is a problem except for the most faithful. I listened to ten episodes and was still a bit fuzzy on the shifting lineup. Apparently, the podcast has James Hauser, Joe Goratowski, TWO Ryans - Mattila and Mueller, somebody named Bob, and the lone female named Jen.

Despite the musical chairs hosting situation, the group mesh well together with minimal talking over one another, and each person is free to display their comedy chops, film analysis acumen, and social commentary.   Let's face it. Dissecting any form of art that's bad is much more fun than, say, trying to define the genius of the Mona Lisa or a great film like Rear Window by Alfred Hitchcock. The format of the show is simple yet effective. The team's chosen bad movie is dissected scene by scene, with plenty of comedic interludes and caustic comments throughout the scene-by-scene review of the film. At the end of the episode, the team gives out awards for overacting, bad acting, and underrated performances with names for actors that exemplify that skill. For example, the bad acting award is named for Steven Seagal, who, I agree, maybe one of the worst actors of all time. Can we also add Chuck Norris to that list? Some of my favorite episodes include the January 2, 2024, show about Jaws 2. In the episode, the co-hosts imagine what the film would be like if Arnold Schwarzenegger played one of the teens trapped in the raft and in danger of becoming a shark snack. With their talents on full display, all the co-hosts break out their "Arn-old" impersonations, and, as TV Guide used to write, hilarity ensued. In the Tremors 3 episode on December 22, 2023, the co-hosts ridicule the silly six million-dollar budget, which the producers seemingly wasted on a few special effects, as the co-hosts poke copious holes in the ludicrous plot and reuse of the footage from earlier films in the franchise to save money.    The episode from March 2023 on the 1986 film Cobra with Sylvester Stallone is a can't-miss. It's Stallone with a matchstick in his mouth, which doesn't help his muddled diction and sunglasses that he wears day and night. In a welcome departure in January 2024, the show actually reviewed an excellent movie—Predator —which was a special preview of the first episode of their Patreon-exclusive show, Good Movies Rule, which originally aired on June 1st, 2023. What I like about this movie podcast include:

The co-hosts have a genuine affection for one another

Unlike some movie podcasts, the co-hosts raise the level of wit and humor above that of the middle-school level.3. The co-hosts invest their time in studying and assessing these bad films and explaining why they are so bad. 

The show had a "good nose" for bad films that were ripe for the peeling.

The awards they give out for acting in these flicks are both silly and well-scrutinized. Plus, making fun of Putin's buddy, Seagal, the actor, is deliciously satisfying. What I also like about the show is that the hosts do not take themselves too seriously. This comment is on their website." From the beginning, we've been very honest about the quality of our show. You can listen….but it's not good"   Check out Bad Movies Rule. The movies are often so bad, and the podcast is so good.

[dondeverknicksvstimberwolves]

¿Cuál fue la alineación del Udinese en el último partido contra Lazio?

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¿Cuál fue la alineación del Udinese en el último partido contra Lazio?

Alineación titular del Udinese

El Udinese es un club de fútbol italiano con una rica historia en la Serie A. La alineación titular del Udinese es crucial para su éxito en la liga, y los aficionados siempre están ansiosos por conocer quiénes serán los titulares en el próximo partido.

En la portería, encontramos a Juan Musso, un portero argentino con grandes reflejos y seguridad bajo los tres palos. En la defensa, Rodrigo Becão y Bram Nuytinck son una sólida dupla de centrales que aportan solidez defensiva al equipo. Por las bandas, Jens Stryger Larsen y Nahuel Molina ofrecen desequilibrio y velocidad en ataque.

En el centro del campo, un jugador clave es Rodrigo De Paul, el capitán y motor del equipo. Junto a él, Tolgay Arslan y Walace aportan equilibrio y trabajo en la medular. En la creación, Gerard Deulofeu y Roberto Pereyra son los encargados de darle creatividad al equipo, con su habilidad para desequilibrar en el último tercio del campo.

En la delantera, el Udinese cuenta con el talento de Stefano Okaka y Gerard Puscas, dos delanteros con capacidad goleadora y movilidad en el área rival.

Esta alineación titular del Udinese es un equilibrio entre juventud y experiencia, con jugadores de calidad que buscan llevar al equipo a lo más alto en la Serie A. Los aficionados esperan con ansias ver a este once en acción y confían en que lograrán grandes resultados en la temporada.

Jugadores del Udinese ante Lazio

Los jugadores del Udinese se enfrentarán al equipo de la Lazio en un emocionante partido de fútbol que promete ser intenso y lleno de emoción. El Udinese, un equipo respetado en la Serie A italiana, cuenta con una plantilla talentosa y competitiva que buscará imponer su juego y conseguir una victoria crucial.

Entre los jugadores destacados del Udinese se encuentran el experimentado centrocampista Rodrigo De Paul, quien aporta creatividad y visión en el medio campo, y el delantero Stefano Okaka, conocido por su potencia física y capacidad goleadora. Otros jugadores clave son el defensor Samir, la joven promesa Roberto Pereyra y el guardameta Juan Musso, quienes buscarán desempeñar un papel fundamental en el enfrentamiento contra la Lazio.

Por su parte, el equipo de la Lazio también cuenta con jugadores talentosos y de renombre, por lo que el partido se presenta como un desafío exigente para el Udinese. La afición estará pendiente del rendimiento de figuras como Ciro Immobile, Sergej Milinković-Savić y Luis Alberto, quienes son piezas fundamentales en el esquema táctico del equipo romano.

En definitiva, el duelo entre el Udinese y la Lazio promete ser emocionante y lleno de adrenalina, con ambos equipos luchando por obtener los tres puntos en juego. Los jugadores del Udinese deberán desplegar su mejor juego y mostrar determinación para superar a un rival complicado como la Lazio en este apasionante encuentro de la Serie A italiana.

alineación oficial Udinese vs Lazio

El partido de fútbol entre Udinese y Lazio es uno de los encuentros más esperados en la Serie A. La alineación oficial de Udinese para este emocionante duelo ha generado gran expectación entre los aficionados.

En la portería, Juan Musso se ha consolidado como el guardameta titular del Udinese, demostrando seguridad y destreza bajo los tres palos. En la defensa, nombres como Bram Nuytinck y Rodrigo Becão aportan solidez y experiencia al equipo.

En el mediocampo, jugadores como Tolgay Arslan y Rodrigo De Paul ejercen un papel clave en la creación de juego y en la recuperación del balón. Su habilidad para distribuir el balón y su visión de juego son fundamentales para el desarrollo de las jugadas de ataque.

En la delantera, Kevin Lasagna y Stefano Okaka se perfilan como los referentes en la línea ofensiva del Udinese. Su velocidad y capacidad goleadora representan una seria amenaza para la defensa rival.

Por su parte, el Lazio llega a este encuentro con una alineación igualmente poderosa y determinada a llevarse los tres puntos. Con jugadores de la talla de Ciro Immobile y Luis Alberto, el equipo romano promete brindar un espectáculo lleno de emoción y buen fútbol.

En definitiva, la alineación oficial del Udinese para enfrentar al Lazio promete un partido vibrante y lleno de intensidad, donde ambas escuadras buscarán imponer su estilo de juego para alcanzar la victoria. Los aficionados no pueden perderse este emocionante enfrentamiento en la Serie A italiana.

Plantilla Udinese último partido

El equipo de fútbol Udinese recientemente disputó su último partido, dejando a los fanáticos con una mezcla de emociones. El enfrentamiento estuvo lleno de momentos intensos y jugadas emocionantes que mantuvieron a la audiencia en vilo hasta el pitido final.

La plantilla del Udinese mostró un gran desempeño en el partido, demostrando su habilidad y trabajo en equipo en el campo. Los jugadores exhibieron una sólida defensa que mantuvo a raya a sus oponentes, así como una ofensiva dinámica que creó múltiples oportunidades de gol.

Destacó la actuación de varios jugadores clave, como el delantero estrella que anotó un gol crucial para su equipo. También se observó el arduo trabajo de la defensa, que logró mantener su portería imbatida durante gran parte del encuentro.

A pesar del esfuerzo y la dedicación mostrados por la plantilla del Udinese, el resultado final del partido fue decepcionante para muchos de sus seguidores. Sin embargo, queda claro que el equipo tiene el potencial necesario para competir en un nivel más alto y lograr grandes cosas en el futuro.

Los fanáticos del Udinese siguen apoyando a su equipo incondicionalmente, confiando en que tendrán éxito en los próximos encuentros. La plantilla sigue trabajando arduamente para mejorar y alcanzar sus objetivos, demostrando su compromiso con el club y sus seguidores.

Formación Udinese contra Lazio

El partido de formación entre Udinese y Lazio ofreció a los espectadores un emocionante encuentro lleno de acción y habilidades futbolísticas. Ambos equipos mostraron un rendimiento destacado en el campo, demostrando su determinación por alcanzar la victoria.

El Udinese, con su formación estratégica y jugadoras talentosas, logró controlar el juego en ciertos momentos, manteniendo la posesión del balón y creando oportunidades de gol. Los jugadores exhibieron un gran trabajo en equipo y coordinación, lo que contribuyó a su desempeño sobresaliente durante el partido.

Por otro lado, el Lazio no se quedó atrás y demostró su destreza en el campo con una defensa sólida y ataques rápidos y precisos. Los jugadores demostraron un alto nivel de habilidad y resistencia, compitiendo de manera feroz contra su rival en un enfrentamiento emocionante hasta el último minuto.

En resumen, el partido de formación entre Udinese y Lazio fue un verdadero espectáculo para los aficionados al fútbol, quienes pudieron disfrutar de un juego dinámico y apasionante. Ambos equipos mostraron un desempeño admirable y dejaron claro que cuentan con jugadores talentosos y comprometidos en su búsqueda por la victoria. Sin duda, este encuentro deja un buen sabor de boca y promete emociones futuras en el mundo del fútbol.

[gilvicentesporting]

¿Cuál es la alineación probable del Udinese para el próximo partido contra Cremonese?

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¿Cuál es la alineación probable del Udinese para el próximo partido contra Cremonese?

Posibles jugadores titulares Udinese vs Cremonese

El Udinese se enfrentará al Cremonese en un emocionante partido de fútbol, y es crucial especular sobre quiénes podrían ser los jugadores titulares en este encuentro. El equipo de Udinese podría alinear a su portero titular, Juan Musso, quien ha demostrado ser un guardameta confiable con grandes reflejos y habilidades para detener los disparos de los rivales.

En la defensa, nombres como Rodrigo Becão y Bram Nuytinck podrían ocupar posiciones clave en la alineación inicial, aportando solidez y experiencia en la zaga. En el mediocampo, jugadores como Walace, Tolgay Arslan y Jens Stryger Larsen podrían ser fundamentales para controlar el centro del campo y distribuir el balón de manera eficiente.

En la delantera, se espera que Stefano Okaka y Gerard Deulofeu lideren el ataque del Udinese, utilizando su habilidad y velocidad para crear oportunidades de gol y poner en aprietos a la defensa del Cremonese.

Por otro lado, el Cremonese también contará con jugadores talentosos en su alineación titular, como el goleador Gianluca Gaetano y el defensor Emanuele Zuelli, quienes buscarán frenar el poder ofensivo del Udinese y sorprender con sus propias jugadas de peligro.

En resumen, el enfrentamiento entre Udinese y Cremonese promete ser un choque emocionante entre equipos competitivos, y la elección de los jugadores titulares será fundamental para determinar el resultado final de este apasionante encuentro de fútbol.

alineación confirmada Udinese contra Cremonese

El Udinese confirmó su alineación para el próximo partido contra el Cremonese, un enfrentamiento que promete ser emocionante para los fanáticos del fútbol. El equipo ha optado por una formación sólida y equilibrada, con jugadores clave en posiciones estratégicas.

En la portería, el experimentado guardameta se encargará de proteger la meta del Udinese, aportando seguridad y experiencia al equipo. En la defensa, se destacan jugadores hábiles y contundentes que buscarán evitar que el Cremonese penetre en su área.

En el centro del campo, el Udinese contará con jugadores creativos y habilidosos que serán fundamentales tanto en tareas defensivas como en la generación de oportunidades de gol. La habilidad para mantener el control del balón y distribuirlo con precisión será clave en este encuentro.

En la delantera, el equipo confía en sus goleadores para aprovechar las oportunidades que se presenten y poner en aprietos a la defensa rival. La velocidad y la capacidad de definición serán armas importantes en el ataque del Udinese.

Con esta alineación, el Udinese buscará imponer su juego y conseguir un resultado positivo ante el Cremonese. Los fanáticos esperan con ansias este enfrentamiento y confían en que el equipo dejará todo en el campo para obtener la victoria. Será un partido emocionante que promete grandes emociones para los amantes del fútbol.

suplentes probables Udinese partido Cremonese

El equipo de Udinese se enfrenta al Cremonese en un importante partido de la Serie A italiana y es probable que veamos a algunos suplentes en acción. Con la competencia en plena forma, el entrenador del Udinese podría optar por hacer algunos cambios en la alineación titular.

Los suplentes probables del Udinese podrían tener la oportunidad de mostrar su valía y demostrar que merecen más minutos en el campo. Jugadores como Rodrigo De Paul y Kevin Bonifazi podrían ser titulares en este partido, brindando frescura y energía al equipo.

Es crucial que los suplentes aprovechen al máximo esta oportunidad para impresionar al cuerpo técnico y a la afición. Mostrar determinación, rendimiento y compromiso en el campo podría abrir nuevas puertas para ellos y ayudar al equipo a lograr la victoria.

El partido contra el Cremonese será un verdadero desafío, pero con una plantilla talentosa y motivada, el Udinese está listo para enfrentarse a cualquier rival. Los suplentes probablemente jugarán un papel crucial en este encuentro, demostrando que el equipo cuenta con fortaleza en profundidad y que todos los jugadores están listos para darlo todo por la camiseta.

En resumen, los suplentes probables del Udinese tienen la oportunidad de brillar en el partido contra el Cremonese y demostrar su valía en un escenario competitivo. Su contribución podría ser determinante para el éxito del equipo y para consolidar su posición en la tabla de la Serie A.

formación táctica Udinese ante Cremonese

El Udinese Football Club es conocido por su enfoque táctico en el campo de juego, y su reciente enfrentamiento ante el Cremonese fue un claro ejemplo de ello. Durante este partido, el entrenador del Udinese implementó una formación táctica única que sorprendió a los espectadores y a los analistas por igual.

El equipo de Udinese optó por una formación táctica 3-5-2, que puso énfasis en la solidez defensiva y en la creatividad en el ataque. Con tres defensores centrales sólidos que se complementaban entre sí, el Udinese logró mantener a raya los ataques del Cremonese y controlar el ritmo del partido.

En el mediocampo, el Udinese desplegó a cinco jugadores con roles claramente definidos: dos volantes defensivos que protegían la defensa, dos mediocampistas creativos que distribuían el balón y un extremo que ofrecía desequilibrio por las bandas. Esta distribución equilibrada permitió al Udinese controlar la posesión del balón y generar oportunidades de gol.

En la delantera, la dupla de atacantes del Udinese demostró una gran conexión y entendimiento táctico. Con movimientos coordinados y desmarques inteligentes, lograron desestabilizar la defensa del Cremonese y marcar goles decisivos que aseguraron la victoria para su equipo.

En conclusión, la formación táctica implementada por el Udinese ante el Cremonese fue clave para su éxito en el partido. Con una estrategia bien definida y ejecutada con precisión, el Udinese demostró una vez más su capacidad para adaptarse a las circunstancias y superar a sus rivales en el campo de juego.

lista convocados Udinese vs Cremonese

El Udinese y el Cremonese se enfrentarán en un emocionante partido de fútbol, y ambos equipos ya han anunciado sus listas de convocados para este encuentro crucial. El equipo local, Udinese, ha llamado a sus jugadores estrella para este partido, incluyendo a sus delanteros de renombre y a su sólida defensa. Con jugadores talentosos en todas las posiciones, el Udinese buscará imponer su estilo de juego y obtener una victoria en casa.

Por otro lado, el Cremonese también ha anunciado a sus convocados para este enfrentamiento, trayendo consigo a sus mejores jugadores para intentar salir victoriosos en territorio enemigo. Con una plantilla equilibrada y experimentada, el Cremonese buscará aprovechar las oportunidades de gol y defender con firmeza para llevarse los tres puntos.

Ambos equipos están listos para darlo todo en el campo y brindar un espectáculo de alto nivel para los fanáticos del fútbol. Con jugadores talentosos y estrategias bien ejecutadas, el partido promete ser emocionante y lleno de acción de principio a fin. Los aficionados esperan ansiosos este enfrentamiento entre el Udinese y el Cremonese, dos equipos con historia y pasión por el fútbol italiano. ¡Que gane el mejor equipo!