#jellyfish stings just gonna mean love from Jude now

[doublejango]

jude. it was so hard to get through this. i had read the other messages from other people first. and was crying. and then got to this. and made it one sentence in. and broke. thank you. i still can't read a single fucking paragraph without crying. there's so much i need to write to you. thank you. and if i manage to get stung by a jellyfish i'll just assume it's a message from the sea on one coast, zipping over to this one <3 thank you. sorry i'm a mess this morning. god. thank you. thank you thank you thank you ghjgsdfd

Hello, my dearest and beloved nerd, my gremlin, my great friend, my chaotic fiend, @doublejango ♡ I hope this is among a few of the first things you see when you start your day, if only to make it a little brighter! Happy birthday! I adore you so very much, and all of the chaos and joy you bring into my life!

I have so much more to say, and a surprise for you later! But for now, as I am at work, this will have to do. May your birthday be bountiful, brimming with fond memories, excitement, fun, and all things that you enjoy!

From the East to the West, I wish you the best! No jelly stings plz, I am too far to provide necessary and silly aid!