#jehovah's witness horror stories

[jw-horror-stories]

Saw a portion of the Jehovah's Witness convention whatever, and they have a section that basically compares dolphins to Jehovah's Witnesses, and likewise sharks to apostates. Making the comparison that sharks will indiscriminately attack dolphins and dolphins would likewise band together to protect their children.

I find it oddly fitting as sharks only attack as needed, and dolphins are actually more murderous and prone to raping. Likewise, apostates are horribly misunderstood as aggressive babykillers, and Jehovah's Witnesses have a lot of pedophiles among their leadership.

-Mod Degurechaff, an ex shark kid

[jw-horror-stories]

I feel weirdly called out.

-Mod Degurechaff, is not even a furry, or trans.

meow

[faustianwit]

Buchenwald: Horror and Liberation

TW for talk about human atrocities, war crimes, torture. No images of victims included. Short, based on an article I'm writing with a very restricted word count

There is a  particularly notorious concentration camp named Buchenwald, though it could be extrapolated that few in the general public (especially American) are aware of the atrocities that transpired, and the story of liberation. Based in Weimar, a well populated city in central Germany, a city known for Goethe as well as the birthplace of the Weimar republic. Buchenwald was Surrounded by an electrified barbed wire fence, watchtowers and sentries armed with automatic machine guns. It contained a substantial number of prisoners, numbering 19,845 in November of 1938, starting with Jews, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Sinti & Roma and German military deserters. Expanded to POWs from various nations, resistance fighters, prominent government officials from German occupied territories, as well as forced laborers from Poland.  Among the atrocities at the camp were medical experimentation, murder by injection, and physical torture. As mentioned, Nazi scientists conducted medical experiments on the population. Including subjecting prisoners to various different types of infectious diseases, for the purpose of conducting research on the efficiency of vaccines and treatments against these diseases.

Gay men were a substantial population in the camp, often reaching the harshest conditions. Leading Nazi research to experiment with finding a “cure” for homosexuality, through the implantation of sexual hormones. On the infectious disease side, Typhus was of particular research interest to Nazi scientists. Multiple factors may have contributed to a devastating Typhus outbreak in late 1938, purposeful infection by scientists, overcrowding and lack of water were most likely those factors. This outbreak dwindles the population down from the 19,845 number mentioned earlier to only 5,400 prisoners alive by the beginning of the war. On the physical torture side, there was “The Bunker”, a notorious punishment block, where those who violated the harsh regulations were sent, often never to return. By the time the Nazi death marches began towards the end of the war, as the allies were advancing, 47,000 prisoners were crammed into the main camp, most did not survive to see liberation day.

Finally, on April 11, 1945 the Third U.S Army advanced from the east. By 10:00 AM, all remaining SS officers were ordered to leave by Nazi officials, by noon, all commanding officers fled. At 2:30 PM, tanks of the Fourth Armored Division rolled through the SS. Annex.  By 4:00 PM, victims overpower the last remaining SS. Officers. By the time American liberators entered the camp, prisoners had already beaten many of the remaining SS. Officers to death. As American tanks were around ten miles out, scouts from the Fourth and Sixth Armored Division were the first to reach the camp proper. Accounts from American soldiers manning tanks on liberation day reported the overwhelming stench of death as far as those ten miles out, a stench so overpowering they covered their mouth with handkerchiefs.

On that day, 21,000 inmates were liberated, 900 of which were children and youth. The camp was controlled by its former prisoners for about three days, before control was passed to the U.S Army. Even with emergency medical care, many were too sick to save. Starved almost to death, only feeding the absolute bare minimum to sustain life, many of the camp's prisoners perished to what we now call “refeeding syndrome” as American medical staff scrambled desperately to feed them-accidently killing the survivors in the process

Survivors finally began leaving the camp in groups come August of 1945. The American Army would also withdrawal and hand over control to the Soviet Military Administration

The German populace from the surrounding area were forced to reckon with the atrocities at Buchenwald, and countless photos and videos were distributed to the world at large. Many American soldiers assert that the German populace simply ignored the happenings at Buchenwald, “how the people could even suggest that they didn’t know what was going on, the odor had to tell them something was going on. Why they didn’t ask…” recounts Nathan Schaeffer, a soldier present on liberation day.

Schaeffer’s story as well as the account of Dr. Leon Bass will be covered in subsequent posts. I’m planning on making a small series on the stories of liberation of Buchenwald.

Sources (Cited in Chicago style, using Zoltero)

“Buchenwald.” Accessed October 20, 2024. https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/buchenwald.

“Buchenwald - Photographs.” Accessed October 24, 2024. https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/gallery/buchenwald-photographs.

“Oral History Interview with Nathan Schaeffer.” Accessed October 20, 2024. https://collections.ushmm.org/search/catalog/irn505539.

Hemstreet, Deborah E.-S., and George M. Weisz. “One Page in the History of Starvation and Refeeding.” Rambam Maimonides Medical Journal 15, no. 2 (April 28, 2024): e0010. https://doi.org/10.5041/RMMJ.10524.

Mittelbau-Dora, Stiftung Gedenkstätten Buchenwald und. “Historical Overview: Concentration Camp.” Buchenwald Memorial. Accessed October 20, 2024. https://www.buchenwald.de/en/geschichte/chronologie/konzentrationslager.

Röll, W. “Homosexual Inmates in the Buchenwald Concentration Camp.” Journal of Homosexuality 31, no. 4 (1996): 1–28. https://doi.org/10.1300/J082v31n04_01.

[d1vin34ngel]

Hola chic@s quería darles la bienvenida a mi blog y decirles que pueden hacerme preguntas además síganme en mi otra cuenta se llama: strawberrydreamhobi o también ᖭི(ˊᗜˋ*)ᖫྀ/ Hello guys, I wanted to welcome you to my blog and tell you that you can ask me questions :) also follow me on my other account is called: strawberrydreamhobi or also ᖭི(ˊᗜˋ*)ᖫྀ /Olá pessoal, gostaria de dar as boas-vindas ao meu blog e dizer que podem me fazer perguntas, também me sigam na minha outra conta, chamada: Strawberrydreamhobi ou também ᖭི(ˊᗜˋ*)ᖫྀ

She/Ella/Ela

SOY M3NOR tengo 14/ I'M M1NOR I have 14 / SOU 1SOU MAIS J0V3M, TENHO 14 ANOS

Nací un precioso día 7 de febrero / Nasci no dia 7 de fevereiro/ I was born on February 7

Famdom : Heartz <//3

Perguntas abertas / Open-ended questions / Preguntas abiertas

Venezuelan girl <3

Personality: INFP-T-- INFP-A

Favorite series that changed my life xd: Criminal minds, Law and Order, Yellowjacket, American horror story, Insatiable, Queen screams, Marry my husband, Sultán Suleimán, South Park and Moral orel

Favorite Movies / películas favoritas / Filmes Favorito : Pearl, The purge, Suicidal virgins, Family Honeymoon, Maxxxine, American Psycho, Mean girls, Crueless, Virgin at 40, Midsommar, The Color Purple, Antebellum, Us, The woman king, Harriet, The Truman Show, Don't mess with Zohan, The Favorite,Once upon a time in Hollywood, Tin y Tina, Thirteen, Ricky Stanicky, Uptown girls, Beauty and the Beast, Snowhite,Diary of a Wimpy kid,Wonka, Willie Wonka,La sociedad de la nieve, The lobster, The other lamb, Get out, Vaselina

Favorite actors and actresses : Adam Sandler, Drew barrymore, Florence pugn,Jennifer Aniston, Jlo, George cloney,Morgan Freeman, Millie Bobby Brown, Emma Stone, Salma Hayek, Eugenio Derbez, Ryan Gosling, Anya Taylor Joy, Mia Goth, Robert de Niro, Julia Roberts, Leonardo Dicaprio, Ryan Reynolds, Robin Williams, John Travolta, Jackie Chan, Jim carrey

Singers Favorites : Mitski, Ariana Grande, Bo Burhnam, IU, Sulli, Mon laferte, The Weekend, Shakira, Fuerza regida, Karol G,Launfey, Lana del rey, Whitney Houston, Adele, Marina the Diamonds, Billie Eilish, Queen, Kiss, Elton John, Madonna, Michael Jackson +plus all my favorite Kpop groups

Hobbies: Read, write poems and stories, listen to music, sing, dance, and collect stones

I don't accept anyone :

⊗I don't sh/ed/gore promoters

⊗racists blogs

⊗ creators of p0rn blogs

⊗ I don't want rude people or terrifying men/p3d0phil3s/haters of kpop or the coquette aesthetic

⊗I don't want homophobes either

⊗Nor are religious extremists Or haters of Jehovah's Witnesses (we are good people)

⊗Nazi blogs

⊗ Blogs That Support Obesity

⊗ Blogs That Believe That The Neurodigital And LGBT Community Are A Famdom

⊗ Fetish blogs with humiliation, domination, or incest

⊗ Blogs that mistreat animals or are zoophilic (they are the worst thing there is)

if so, I wish they would not interact with me, thank you <3

I agree to:

🌸Agere blogs

🌸Blogs that support the neurodiversity and LGBTA+ community

🌸Pro Recovery of sh and ed blogs

🌸Any blog coquette, aesthetic, Y2k, Femcel, hysteria female and cute

🌸Children's blogs (I hear them too)

🌸Blogs That Support Healthy Positive Body

🌸Kpop fan Blogs

🌸Anime Fan Blogs

🌸Pro-Life Blogs and Abortion

🌸Black matters blogs

🌸Blogs sanrio fan

🌸Friendly blogs

🌸Animal Loving Blogs

🌸 Disney fan blogs

♡ 𝐖e are 𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗳

[radio-free-beth-sarim]

I've blazed my first post about Wreck This Deck. I'm trying to seek an audience for my writing. At the same time I am nervous about being good enough.

Long post about personal stuff. Read on if you'd like.

I've written a lot of things that I've never shown anyone for fear of rejection. ADHD being what it is really amplifies that. But that honestly isn't the whole deal. A lot has been done to discourage the things I have written about. Coming from such a fundamentalist Christian upbringing, enjoying horror and supernatural mystery was extremely forbidden. But I grew up reading Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe, and Clive Barker. And doing it pretty much under the noses of my parents and congregation elders. When I got older I started reading more about the occult, kind of as a rejection of my upbringing. More than a passing interest in what some might say "forbidden knowledge" like all the protagonists of the horror stories I liked. There's personal symmetry there. I was raised with a certain set of beliefs and world views that came from a pretty fucked up place. It was instilled in me early on that I should be seeking knowledge and asking questions. Through knowledge seeking I found the truth behind many of the lies I was raised in, and I suffered for it. Truth sometimes can be a curse. I wouldn't trade this knowledge for the world. But I paid for it by losing life long relationships because I simply couldn't ignore or forget the things I learned. Even if I can't do anything about them. In writing about these things openly, I risk burning the last bridges I have with my upbringing - my family. I am not joking when I say they would have an easier time accepting that I was doing porn than writing horror.

So I suppose it's appropriate that I have blazed a post because if this gets back to my family or anyone that I know from the Jehovah's Witness community, I am afraid it will set every last bridge on fire. I do not want to let that cult take my family from me.

If you enjoy my posts, thank you. They are a work in progress as I am a work in progress. They're a love letter to a thing that brought me joy and inspired me to seek out the very knowledge that would come to set me free, even though it cost me so much. I am so thankful for the life I have now. I have a loving partner that I adore, two idiot cats, friends who accept me for who I am, and a house full of art and books. But there are mooring lines to my past I have been reluctant to set loose. It's a big step for me. I am crossing a line here and doing it deliberately. I hope you'll read along and see where this story goes.

[sweetevanwilliams]

i got my teacher to watch community and we had a really interesting conversation about it that left me super inspired. i havnt finished the show so any speculation or theories could be wrong but i wanted to write this down. 

she asked me first “how much of the show do you this is through abeds perspective” but my attempt to answer it wasnt productive so she asked me “what percentage of the show do you think is just references” and then asked me if i thought that there were so many references, not just from abed, because abed is the main storyteller and we are seeing the group through his perspective. i dont know if this is already a super big topic in the fandom cus i have watched zero video essays yet but she also brought up that her husband said maybe the cast is filled with famous actors because its a movie abed is making. i think thats just normal hollywood type BS but i like that thought nonetheless. abed is able to express his emotions and better comprehend others emotions though movies, so thats how hes able to explore the lives of the rest of the group in that way. even if the show isnt being made by abed, there are plenty of episodes from his perspective, whether its obvious or not. im wondering about Remedial Chaos Theory. is it a glimpse into other universes or is it abeds imagination. i REALLY hope im not just missing something here cus i was thinking about that a lot

she also thought it was interesting how close troy and abed were and wanted to understand their friendship more. i brought up Conventions of Space and Time and what Abeds “friend” said to him. i might not be remembering it exactly right but he said that neurotypical people couldnt understand them. and that troy and britta were gonna go off and live their lives without abed, because abed wouldnt change (hopefully im not getting that wrong). and then it seemed to me, like the message at the end of the episode was that abed needed troy to keep him somewhat grounded. and while i dont 100% believe every neurodivergent person NEEDS a neurotypical best friend (i dont have one and im doing so cool), i told my teacher about that factor in their relationship, and she basically said “do you reallyy think troy is neurotypical though?”. SO FAR it seems like the show wants you to think so. im not sure if i buy it. but i also told her about Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps just cus its funny that the autistic character is the sane one compared to a group of neurotypicals

i also went on my rant about how there MUST be some story about troys family that i dont know about because i know quite a bit about jehovas witnesses and unless he is hiding his life from his family or they are hiding his life from their congregation, there is no way hes an “actual” jehovahs witness. there are PLENTY of things he says in these one off jokes that prove he must have moved away from his family and religion (good for him). the fact that he LIVES with abed and annie would get him disfellowshipped. his closeness with abed would be unacceptable. i also found it strange that he says multiple times that hes gonna be “the first in his family to graduate from community college, cus the rest of them graduated from real college” because going to college is heavily frowned upon in the johovahs witness community right?? thats the reason so many of them get jobs that dont require a degree.

[jw-horror-stories]

Always remember:

Anyone telling you not to read someone else's post because they're "dangerous" or whatever, especially if they themselves haven't read it, are usually afraid their own worldview is fragile at best.

That in and of itself isn't bad, but if they want you to share the same mindset and they absolutely CANNOT let you see what "the bad guys" have to say, then that's a cult.

I cannot stress this enough because I know now a lot of my followers are already isolated from their own family/circle/etc. And cults of all shapes and sizes love it when a new recruit comes pre-isolated.

-Degurechaff, because cults. Cults never change.

[jw-horror-stories]

-Degurechaff, hated the partaking of the 'herb'.

[pagingdrmusic]

my book of horror stories | jehovah's witnesses kids book

[theuncannytruthteller]

You black parents better teach your kids about the system. This system wasn't designed for us, so it's up to you parents to teach your children their real history little black children need to know the truth. Don't sugarcoat anything teach them about their history, and the laws of this land. There is no guarantee if you cooperate with the overseers that's you'll come out alive. No matter what in this country they see color, if you don't look like them then you living the American horror story. And let them tell you their is no racism in this country because of the year when you still have racism in the world people oppressing everyone who look like you and I worldwide the only difference is they hide it. Amerikkka the land of the oppressed and racist. Amerikkka the corporation Amerikkka the war mongers, Amerikkka the land where you can steal land, kill the indigenous, oppress and yell get out my country when you aren't indigenous to no lands of the world. The sheep are the masses they vote for the same hand that kill them. Yep that's the real America. Better teach your children who they are because of a fool with let the same enemy that hates them teach their children. They don't care if you a woman, man dark skin or light skinned as long as you black they want you dead. They don't care if you Baptist, Christian, Buddhist, Catholic, Muslim, Jehovah Witness, Seven day adventist. If you have look look like the people of Africa, the people of Brazil, Mexico, Australia, Asia and the original Europeans brown ranging to black skin even light skin then you are a target. They don't care if you identify as Moor, Hebrew or any of that just your skin color alone makes you a target. They aren't stopping to ask what are you they kill us all the same. It's also up to us as adults to unite as one nation of blackness and don't get me wrong when just say blackness I mean the essence of your soul. Your roots the place we all originated, we are all different by like you can't say all Africans are the same we all aren't the same we share the same roots but as we spread out new nations rose, new traditions, new beliefs in our spiritual system. But in the end our roots still come from Africa, and that you cannot deny. So we here in Amerikkka need to get on the ball, we need to put our differences aside and unite. People in Africa need get rid of the corrupt politicians, and all of the Americas need to unite when the true majority looks like us they are the minority. We need our own so we don't have to rely on them each major city in each state, then we rotate that money in those major cities through each state to each area black people are in give jobs to black women and men who need it. We need to build hotels, motels, hospitals our own companies that design laptops, desktops, cell phones, get our own Internet browser make our own Facebook, Instagram, Twitter anything that makes money we need our own of, and instead of making medicine we need to sell natural cures stop trying to profit off the sick. We have cures for diabetes, aids/hiv, cancer etcetera we have the technology we have the numbers we have machines, machanics, electricians, we have it all, we have the greatest teachers of the world. It's up to us to make a better future for the children. If you have a idea you and a group of friends need to get together and put money towards that because when you win we all win.

[spoiled-bat13]

Let me tell you a story of my childhood.

I was raised Jehovah's Witness. My household had no holidays and no birthday parties. We weren't even allowed mother's day or fathers day, because we were meant to honor our mother and father daily.

So this obviously meant I never experienced Halloween.

I was kept home from school on Halloween (if it fell on a school day) because the day would be spent sharing candy and partying and watching movies in class, and costumes.

I was pulled from class on birthday parties in my classroom too. No cookie or cupcake for me. I had to sit in the hall, alone, and work on math sheets until the party recess time was over.

My mother canceled the Disney Channel, because in the 90s it was a premium add on channel, not basic cable. And my mother did not like that around each holiday they would air too many holiday specials.

So I never saw Halloween Town or Hocus Pocus or Nightmare Before Christmas or that snoopy halloween special.

I was so isolated as a child. And not diagnised autistic, but holy fuck was I autistic and weird.

And all this religious nonsense and being excused from anything "fun" in school made all the kids very cruel to me.

So as a teen, I rebelled. I never did drugs or had sex or drank or snuck out. I'm ace and autistic, after all. But I became goth and obsessed with halloween.

It was this unattainable thing. More alluring than any boy. More forbidden than any drug.

And the Simpsons Treehouse of Horrors special was one of the ONLY halloween programs I could sneak into my life. It was on Fox. My mom didn't cancel fox. So I got my first thrill and taste of Halloween through the Simpsons.

And I have a super deep connection and bond to those episodes, to these days.

Halloween Simpsons saved life.

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

❤️💕Anyone want to start a cult with me? 💕❤️

I just think it would be really cool if we could have a cute, little secret society all our own. I just wanna make the world a better place UwU

…

❤️ Cult Rules ❤️

1.) Despite the title of this post, you must never refer to this organization as a cult. It is a real religion; calling it a cult is offensive and would be a demon-inspired lie. God is loving and would never control us; after all, he was loving enough to give us free will…

2.) Even though you have free will, you must use it to please God, because he knows what is best for us. If you do not, you will die in Armageddon, and the birds will feast on your flesh. When your flesh is no more, the true servants of God will collect your bones and bury them as they would rubbish or feces. How tragic it would be if your family have to be the ones to do this! We would not want to hurt them — or more importantly, God — like this, would we?

3.) But fear not! You can please God well by:

- Repenting of all your sins, such as: stealing, lying, being sexually immoral, viewing pornography, wearing immodest clothing, wearing long hair or a beard (for men), partying, celebrating holidays, homosexuality, premarital sex, spiritism, witchcraft, watching horror movies, watching violent movies, playing violent or spiritistic video games, listening to debauched music, accepting blood transfusions to “save your life,” and just unwillingly being in a dying state, to name a few.

- Never repeating such sins in the future by “putting on the new personality.”

- Accepting God‘s righteous standards as your own; thinking like Him, feeling like Him, being like Him.

- Practicing God’s commands as your way of life; because “faith without works is dead.”

4.) You must study and complete the Enjoy Life Forever book provided by our faithful and discrete slave with one of Jehovah’s Witnesses. You must study each chapter thoroughly before studying with your instructor, reading and meditating upon the Scriptures given you in the book.

5.) Once your instructor feels you are ready, begin attending meetings. They provide much spiritual food that is vital to your survival in this wicked world. Again, everything that is studied here you must study extensively beforehand. This includes the Watchtower, Kingdom Life and Ministry, as well as whatever book we may choose for you to go over during the book study.

6.) Upon completion of the book, make the decision to dedicate your entire life in service to God and get baptized as a public declaration of your faith. No pressure from us, of course — this is your decision to make; however, failure to do this will result in your death in Armageddon. But please, decide for yourself. God gave us free will. See, I told you we‘re not a cult!

7.) When your instructor and a body of elders deems you ready, you must spread the good news of God to everyone you see — men, women, young, old, adults, children — otherwise, their blood will be on your hands, and God will ask it back from you.

8.) If you have children, you must inculcate God’s word into them from an early age using such literature as My Book of Bible Stories and Young People Ask: Answers That Work. Also, begin a family study. Make it fun and enticing for the young ones, but informative for everyone.

9.) Do not listen or speak to apostates who have left the faith. They are satanic and will try to mislead you.

10.) If you commit a grave sin and do not repent, please know that we will shun you, not out of hatred, but out of love. Jehovah wants you to return to him.

11.) Read the Bible, Daily Text, and other media daily. Meditate on them and make application to your life. Think: “How can I do better?” Because we will never be perfect in this system of things, we will always have to improve in some way.

…

ExJWs, did I miss anything?

Yeah, if any cultcore fans are viewing this, please know that the little kiddie clubs you are forming are not cults. Please be careful and know the difference.

Some Resources for You:

- The BITE Model

- Telltale Atheist on YouTube

- ThereminTrees on YouTube

- Mr. Atheist, also on YouTube

…

Stay safe, edgy teens.

[headspace-hotel]

Ideas for New Forms of Multimedia Storytelling

geocacheing

chain emails forwarded to you by an aunt you don’t talk to

writing on the walls of public bathrooms

complex system of Minecraft servers with interactive puzzles

hundreds of voice mails each sent to 100 subscribed members of the fandom each, who then have to piece everything together online

choose your own adventure but better

random people get released on stage during a stage play and can affect the plot however they choose

story is embedded in book of word find puzzles

people dressed as wizards kidnap you and you have to be the protagonist

news site that publishes weird stories and there are always weird comments in the comment sections

a group of people creates a story and memorizes it, and then they each have to teach the story to two other people, who must continue passing it on

links to questionable Wikipedia article edits

Instagram account whose photos start getting weirder and weirder until the person who runs the account disappears and the followers have to solve the mystery

recorded on random vhs tapes all over the globe

a podcast that is downloaded to 10,000 MP3 players that self-destruct if they are with the same person more than two weeks, forcing everyone to keep passing them on to new people

a composition book that is transported around the globe via hot air balloon

books left on McDonalds’ floors that say DO NOT READ

a gigantic park full of sidewalks with a story written on the sidewalk that can be read as you walk, and that has different endings depending on where you go

microchips placed inside feral cats

several hundred seemingly identical uploads of the devil went down to Georgia on YouTube, which each have different mistakes in the lyrics, and which can be pieced together to create a story

like jehovah’s witnesses but they walk around asking people if they want to hear a chapter of what is actually a very extended musical with dance numbers. yes, they will do this on your porch, and no, there is no way to get the chapters in order

book where you cut out a chapter every time you read it and write your own

vlog that gets increasingly more concerning

game where the only action is to pick up and read book and also to make coffee and pet your cat

movie put on dvds and scattered around random antique shops

found footage horror film that is just footage that you found

recipes passed down from generation to generation

an ever-expanding franchise that switches to a different type of media every time it creates a sequel. the first installment is a book, the second is a video game, the third is a Netflix series, the fourth is a broadway musical, the fifth is a podcast, the sixth is an alternative rock album, and the seventh is available only through oral tradition

story that is explained to the small children of the people who want to read it, and the children must in turn explain it to them. people without children can borrow someone else’s child.

tattooed on the hairy backs of old men at the beach

[chaozeaphoenix]

LGBTQ+

I don’t know if I ever posted such a thing like this before, but here goes nothing. Here’s to hoping I touch a life of someone else who is in a similar situation like I am. (Warning! I will be using explicit language and the visuals you will have in your mind, are from conversations I would have had in the past).

On October 4, 2002, I came out of the closet to both my parents. I figured I couldn’t keep who I was a secret, and the amount of anxiety attacks I would have from keeping a secret like that from them, bugged the shit out of me. When I told them, I wasn’t told, “I know” “we still love you” or even “everything is going to be okay.” Instead, my father sat in silence while my mum told me that if I was gay, that meant, “You will get fucked up the ass and die of AIDS before the age of 21.” For a bit, I was in denial, because at the time, I didn’t discover pornography on the web, and I didn’t know people could be a top, bottom, or even versatile. However, I remember going to bed that night crying because I wasn’t believed by my own parents. Day after day, I resented the fact I told them, and I didn’t have a friend to confide in at school to tell them what went down when I came out of the closet. I always already bullied for being different, and rumors would go around about me being gay, but I never dared to tell anyone. I was too scared to. I mean, wouldn’t you? My school was a little over an hour away from home, but I didn’t even have friends in my neighborhood to confide in about me being gay either. Looking back, there were a couple people I would chat with from time to time, and they gave me the impression they were either gay or they would have been okay with me telling. However, I kept who I was a secret. The bullying in the neighborhood was so bad, that one time, a bunch of kids on their bikes, without wearing a shirt, asked me if I wanted a piece of their ass. I never found out who they were, they were much farther from me as I was walking my dog, that I didn’t get a good glimpse of who they might have been. For a couple years, my father tried to scare homosexuality out of me by telling me “gay horror sex stories” about what would happen to a guy’s ass if they got fucked entirely way too much up there, while my brother and mother were being very homophobic. Today, in 2020, my mum doesn’t remember ever telling me that she used to say things like, “there is no place in heaven for you” or “you are going to hell.” 

After my affair with a married man when I was at the age of 22, my father brought me home from the hospital because I had an anxiety attack on Easter Sunday in 2011, because my mum told me I couldn’t see my friend anymore because she claimed I was making him gay. I remember telling her, “you either are, or you aren’t. There is no in-between.” I was however, worried, she was going to find out I lost my virginity to this man and decided to go to the emergency room and I remember crying in front of the hospital’s social worker and the doctor why my anxiety was so bad. They didn’t tell me it was okay to be gay, they just sat there and listened. I remember telling the nurses that if my mum comes to the hospital asking for me, I do not want you to let her back in the emergency room with me. She did however come, and they told me they were getting ready to the call the police on her. I went out there and told her to go home and I don’t want to see her ever again. That night though, my dad did come to get me and he brought me home. I remember to this day that he patted me twice on the leg and said, “It’s okay to be gay, as long as you are safe and careful, but please don’t ever have another affair. Don’t ruin someone else’s marriage.”

Fast forward, eventually my brother came around and in 2016, my mum sort of came around. I remember reading a doctor’s note that mentioned how sorry my mum felt for not being the mother I needed when I came out. I also believed that my mum finally came to terms with who I was. Needless to say, I was wrong. And as of 2020, I found out.

See, last year, around April or May, I came out to my parents as non-binary, my mum believed I needed a diagnosis of that, while my father said I was telling himself he already knew. However, I said “I wanted to tell you guys instead of you assuming I might be transgender, or even something else just based upon you guys doing your own research.

About a month ago, my mum and I had a heated conversation about the fact that I had accepted the fact she is an alcoholic and I accepted the many consequences that followed suite. She claimed I really didn’t, but I told her I did regardless of what God told me to do. I also said, “it is just like you accepting that I am gay and non-binary.” She told me she doesn’t accept those things because it is a sin and her God says it is wrong. She also left it with a statement by saying, “I accept the fact that you are my child, and I know I cannot change you.” That really hurt, because after four, almost five years, I really thought her logical thinking of me being gay was different, however, I was very wrong. This is where I am going to say what I have been wanting my soul focus of my blog to be about.

In the Bible, John 13:34-35 to be exact says, “So now I am giving you a new commandment: Love each other. Just as I have loved you, you should love each other.” Jesus never said to love your neighbor until that person is drunk, a prostitute, gay, Muslim, etc. He just told us to love each other as He loves us. Let me tell you something quick about me, from the very beginning of time, I have always loved people and accepted everyone despite their differences because someone might have it a whole lot worse than me. I grew up until the age of ten as a non-believer in Jesus. Sure, I went to the Kingdom Hall for two weeks, every summer when I went to see my grandmother until she couldn’t drive anymore, but knowing she is a Jehovah Witness, but I wasn’t a full believer and church goer until I was ten. But even then, I still loved and accepted everyone despite their differences, because someone in my circle at church, might have it worse than me. Eventually, when I was taught that scripture of John 13:34-35, I was all like, “well, that’s something I have always done and I guess I am already following a command from God that I didn’t know about. My boyfriend pointed out earlier this week, that there is a passage in the Bible that talks about us doing things without even knowing that there is scripture about it, the passage is Romans 2:14-15 “Even Gentiles, who do not have God’s written law, show that they know his law when they instinctively obey it, even without having heard it. They demonstrate that God’s law is written in their hearts, for their own conscience and thoughts either accuse them or tell them they are doing right.” I bring this up because I have always loved my mum and even when she told me she was an alcoholic, I still loved her, sure at first, I hated that she kept going downhill instead of getting better, and the blaming of me day after day, but at the end of the day I still love her. I still love her to this day even after last week her telling me when my boyfriend comes down for Thanksgiving, that he and I do not talk about us being gay to the guests at our table for Thanksgiving because they are Southern Baptists. I know everyone has a different take on homosexuality when it comes to the Bible, some are full of love for everyone without pointing out the sins of others, while others point out sins and think they are doing it out of love. But here is where I am going with this. It is in MY HUMAN NATURE, to love everyone despite their differences and ACCEPT THEM because they have it a lot worse than me. I do not need the Bible to tell me that. I never have and never will need it. If my mum is choosing to just ‘ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM HER CHILD AND SHE CAN’T CHANGE ME’ she will have to answer to God for that, not me. But I will never stop loving my mum the way God loves her despite her alcoholism and her addiction to it. It is like I told my therapist this week. I can’t change who I am because of me knowing this who I am and I was born this way, but my mum can change who she is to be a better person and she refuses to do it. 

I know I talked your eyes out and for that I am sorry. If you like what you have read, give me a follow, like my post, because by 2021, I am going to try and get better in blogging and video logging every other day. Happy Holidays!!

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Hidden Blade Chapter 1

Y’all I’ve been to excited for this because I loved this movie with a passion. (Nothing beats Bohrap btw but damn 6 Underground was awesome not just because of Ben. Though he really made the movie even better.) If you’d like to be tagged in future chapters please hmu! 

Please enjoy and I’ll see you guys in the next chapter or one of my updates. I’m on a train ride to London from Edinburgh so it’s about five hours. I plan on getting a crap done this ride so you might be seeing multiple updates! 

Enjoy! 

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Governments should always be in fear of who they govern over..those who are being governed should never be living in fear of who they are ruled over. Yet we live in a world where those in power abuse it badly so they can live the lavish life of the vices, greed, lust, and even the gluttony of having everything at their feet. Those who suffer under those sadly are living in a society in fear, hate, and uncertainty of whether they’ll be okay by the end of the day. 

That’s where I come in. 

You have to start somewhere small in order to cause a chain reaction. That lovely snowball effect. I start small by cutting off the suppliers resources, such as their plants, dirty shacks, and even the old warehouses. Once the resources are extinguished, I then move up to those in high up positions in order to really cause the rolling to begin. 

Yet I was given an opportunity to do a little more good with a lot less strings attached. Who doesn’t love a little more freedom. But what I was offered was complete freedom and who wouldn’t want complete freedom. 

You ever played the Assassins Creed games? I like to consider myself a walking version of that except no magical abilities, no special creed, or even a long line of ancestors that are meant to look similar and only the first three or four games nailed the similarities. Not the point. For those of you who’ve never heard of those games, imagine someone who's able to scale an entire flat building, stand on top of a metal cross, and even have some really cool equipment to help get the job done. We’ll be getting to those a little later. 

My name is eight. The Assassin. 

What’s the difference between a Hitman and Assassin you ask? One gets paid to do any form of killing for money, the other one does it for either political or religious reasons in this world of ours. But you both kill people? True. Never declared myself a saint anyhow in this world so shush! Story time! 

I pulled up to one of the abandoned planes to turn off my 4runner and climb out. Love the whole abandoned airfield look for the hideout. Really gives that fast and furious sort of vibe. How many movies are in the series anyhow? 

A ram truck came pulling up next to my 4runner as I began grabbing all my junk to hopefully store somewhere that was a little more secure than my new apartment here in California. Keeping a bunch of ropes, weapons, and my vast amount of foreign fruit would get me busted and I certainly love my Nectarine! 

“Glad to know I wasn’t the only one brought into this little adventure.” He appeared in front of me as I swung my duffle bag right on my shoulder. I closed the door as I turned to see him all dressed in american/military gear. An American soldier? Real power move.  

“Glad to see we got ourselves a soldier. Eight.” I held my hand out to him as he shook it. 

“Seven. At Least according to that dude.” He pointed as one came out of a tiny airplane and smiled. 

“Weird to see you not looking like a GAP model.” He showed up at my apartment in Israel looking like he walked out of Sunday church for some god knows reason. At first I thought he was apart of Jehovah's witness but as you can see we’re about to kill some mother fuckers.

“Ah really funny. Come meet the rest of us oh so lovely fellow campers.” We walked into the base as a women with blonde hair was reading a map while another woman was reading what looked like some sort of medical book. 

“Ladies this is seven and eight our newest batch of newbies. The one reading the map is two and in the cap is five. Not sure where the other two are but I imagine they’ll be showing up sometime soon.” I gave them a small wave as I put my bag on the ground next to the large table. 

“Look who finally showed up. Four this is seven and eight our eyes from the sky.” He tossed his hoodie down on the table as he gave us a small smile. The last member came into the room which is what I’m assuming was three. 

“There’s this trick that we all do to get through our day. We take a box and into that box, we place all the horrors of the world, all the wrongs humans do to one another. And then we close the box and pretend it doesn’t exist. Only some of us spend too much time inside the box. We’ve lost our ability to pretend. We know there’s too much unfinished business in this messed up world. Our job as ghosts is to do the dirty work the living can’t or won’t. And we do it from here. This is our haunted house. It’s a lot like the Batcave, except it’s nothing like the Batcave. Seven, eight. You’re dead. You’re gonna be restricted to cities that you’ve never visited before. People that you’ve never met. All of course your fellow ghost, none of whom you’ll know by name, only number, for safety, and so no one gets too close.” I mean. All we need is a butler, some random child to say “geez guys” and I think we would be set. 

“So basically what we’re doing is a sense of a justice league but with no moral codes?” Asking as One nodded. 

“Yes. Except Wonder Women uses guns and Batman is okay with killing people.” I..okay that works. 

“Each one of us has our own little gifts we bring to the table and now that we’ve required you two, we now officially have a set team.” 

“We’re like the A-Team but on steroids except Mr. T is this guy.” The Spainard commented as everyone just stared him down. 

“In your vast dreams.” One commented.

“Will we be required to wear matching rings?” Asking which made I believe his name is four chuckle a little. 

“Funny. Alright c’mon I wanna show you two something.” We all followed him into another room where a wall covered with nine pieces of paper with a single roman numerals on each one. 

“This is our target hitboard. These nine fuckers have been placing too much shit inside the box. So now they answer to us. Target number one: this prick. The Dictator of Turgistan Roach Alimov.” I walked over to his photo and began studying the guy. Radiates small dick energy already from all the work I’ve done over there, kind of like Kim Jong-Un except he doesn’t flaunt his money. 

“God I’m really craving french fries. Can we finish this over at Luckies?” I believe he’s three asked the group as I began walking past the other eight pieces of paper as I lightly saw their faces. Efrain Gracian. He runs the largest drug cartel in Mexico and has been killing a shit ton of innocent people in their villages. Oh my god they put Kim Jon-Un on their target list hell yeah. 

“So we plan on just killing all these pricks because they keep shitting on their countries and the rest of the world?” Leaning against the wall facing them as one nodded. 

“I say we finish this thing at Luckies. I’m really feeling a shitty beer to set the mood of introductions.” One began walking out of the fort as everyone else followed except for me as I looked at the wall again. Figured there would be less on the board in all honesty. 

~~~

I slipped into the booth with myself facing the middle of the window and the inside of the restaurant, seven sitting to my left while four was on my right. To think that I’m now officially dead and I cut all my ties off when I left home so no funeral. Bet they thought I was already dead anyhow so this works nicely. 

“So what do you bring to the table?” I was asked as I tossed my car keys on the table. 

“The soundless steps of a killer is what I bring to the table. You guys make a shit ton of noise if I think I know who you are. I’m assuming you guys we’re the one destroying Florence?” His eyes widened a little which makes my assumption correct cause these fuckers really had fun in Florence. 

“Florence was an absolute disaster.” He stopped talking as the waiter came to the group. 

“A round of Heineken for everyone. Then whatever else they want.” I ordered as everyone smiled a little as they began ordering their preferred drinks. 

“Figured you’d be a good match since you graciously just bought us all drinks. So if you’re a soundless killer, who have you eliminated?” You can thank the new democracy in South Sudan, and ending an entire sex trafficking operation in Chad. Both we’re super difficult to achieve but damn I did an awesome job. Both were run by major cunts obviously and took months of planning to even get close to them. 

“Who do you think got rid of the cunt from South Sudan?” Seven looked over at me then leaned across the table. 

“You killed Zafir Bahri?” Seven asked as I nodded. 

“Yup. Yet it was one of my most difficult assassinations since I had to make a break for it in the countryside. Kind of stuck out like a sore thumb till I made it to a reservation station.” The waitress came with the first round of beers. Four took a big gulp of his beer then sighed. 

“Alright if we’re going to show off what our past selves have done. I got the chance to steal a 5.0 carat ruby necklace that had two smaller diamonds that were about 4.2 carats that was about 100,000 dollars worth.” Yet he’s sitting here in an American restaurant drinking some shitty beer and eating high heart attack food? Sounds about right. 

“And here you are in America drinking Heineken and about to eat a very greasy double cheeseburger. Cheers” I grabbed my bottle as he did for us to clink our bottles together. Four seems super chill actually and now I’m kind of curious how he pulled off that heist. 

“So. What’s the absolute best thing about being dead? I mean you don’t have to pay taxes anymore.” Seven asked the entire group as they all had an inner conversation with themselves about the best part of being deceased. 

“No more dmv lines, no more shopping for Christmas.” Christmas has always been stressful for my old life and I didn’t even celebrate it!

“Or backstabbing girlfriends.” Raising my eyebrow at four. Damn someone broke his little heart. I’d play the worlds saddest song on the tiniest violin but not sure if he would get the reference. 

“They should make an “Out of office” reply for dead people. Sorry I’m away from the planet right now. I’m fucking dead.” That’s a bit much but if it makes her feel better about being dead then let her do her own thing. 

“No more tax, no more criminal records, no more getting arrested by the pigs just for being naked and or just the usual stuff. You know, being naked, getting drunk. Casual stuff.” How is being naked casual? Since when is being naked considered casual in any standard? 

“Umm. How is being naked any form of being casual?” He took a drink of his beer as he licked his lips.

“Ya know. Just walking around naked on your balcony or even on your front porch. It’s a casual thing.” I..I still don’t see that as a casual thing. Around the house yes because oversized t-shirt and underwear is always a comfy.

“Is that like when Jersey people say it’s a jersey thing?” Before he could answer One chuckled a little. 

“Guys. You’re all wrong. The best thing about being dead is the freedom. I mean, we’re all gonna die. May as well do it while we’re alive, right? When you’re young, you lock yourself into all of these bad decisions. Marriages, mortgages, and all that kind of stuff. But you die. It’s all escaped. Poof! Gone! From that point forward, all that matters is what you choose. The point is that we should bring seven and eight behind the curtain. You wanna hand me those over there?” Three handed him a bunch of plastic cups as leaned a little more forward on the table. I looked out of the corner of my eye to see him quickly glancing away back at the demonstration. Guess he’s kind of cute, not exactly sure how getting involved with people on the team is viewed. Rather avoid the whole situation. 

“Alright here. A little deminsation, no technology. So this is how to stage a coup in three not so easy steps. Alright you got a country, Turgistan right? These are the people, nice people, going about, doing their thing. Then you got the four generals, cuatro cunts, very bad guys. But there’s one worse guy. That’s the piece of shit dictator, right there at the top.” Sounds about right. That was basically the entire set up in South Sudan. 

“Don’t forget his brother.” Brother? Oh yeah, the guy has a brother that basically has been isolated or off the face of the earth at this point. Gotta love it when Governments hide those wanting a better world, or hiding sick pedophiles when they fake suicides so they don’t go to prison or end up being executed. 

“Democracy loving brother.” So we’ve got a shitty dictator and a loving democratic. Of freakin’ course!

“He’s the key. So we’re gonna hit the four generals. They’re gonna lead us to the brother.” 

“You kill top Generals, you fuck the dictators day.” Three shoved a few French fries in his mouth. 

“Can confirm.” I took a big gulp of my beer as I leaned back against the booth.

“Second thing we're gonna do is free the brother. And the last thing we’re gonna do is we’re gonna say goodbye to piece of shit dictator and hello to democracy loving brother.”

“It all goes down in four months, El Dia de los Muertos, The Day of the Dead.” Kinky.

“Oh that’s it?” Seven and I looked at each other for the both of us to nod in approval of the plan. 

“Um well that’s pretty simple ya know. The cups.” I took a drink of my beer as I began mentally seeing the whole plan in my head. 

“Wonderful presentation.” We’re gonna die aren’t we?

“So we’re all gonna die?” At this point I say that’s a hard yes. 

“Not me.” What confidence she has because there’s something about her that just kind of scares the shit out of me. Must be something federal in her former life.

“She’s not, we all are. Painfully.” Peachy. Real fucking peachy. But hey I’m already technically dead so this works out perfectly in the end. Just when my body shows up at someones house or is found floating on the coast, going to be quite a headache trying to figure out since I’m already dead. 

Maybe I should be more optimistic with this new life. Could be worse. I could be stuck in a work camp in Siberia. Maybe we just see where this goes and if it doesn’t end well I just disappear into the unknown. Sounds like an absolute plan! 

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[nightguide]

THIS TIME, WEALTH BUYS THE CELEBRITIES OF ALL MULTIMEDIAS TO RESONATE THE TIMELINE BROKEN (BABYLON UNBROKEN):

1ST DOCTOR: ERA HAD DONE YOU TOO BADLY (AMERICAN ROYALTY TIMELINE)

SMWC: POPSTARS IN THE 80'S (MEN WHO BROKE THEIR OWN HEART)

SH: RAVEN FANS (2018-)

SH8: ONE OF SELENA GOMEZ FANS THAT ACTUALLY HATES SG FOR A REASON

2ND DOCTOR: EVENTUALLY YOU'RE THE DEAD ONE NOW (BAD AMERICAN EVIL)

SMWC: MADE LINNA XIX FUCKED UP (DnD (SANDLER DIVISION) REVELATIONS ABOUT YOU: IN HIS MOVIES PAST (PIZZAGATE)

SH: GLEE CAST (MINUS MERCEDES JONES)

SH8: HUMANITY IF THE SCREEN HITS YOU (EXTRA'S GET THE HIT)

3RD DOCTOR: VAN HELSING (HUGH JACKMAN REGENERATES)

SMWC: YOU MET EITHER BOTH OF THEM SEPERATELY (REAL TIME CONVERSATION AND IS PERSONAL ON THEIR TIMELINE: NORMIES INCLUDED)

SH: FAMILY MEMBERS OF BOTH RIAZ AND JACKMAN

SH8: REASONABLE JUDGEMENT DAY STORYLINE IMPACTING CAREERS OF CURRENT CELEBRITIES THAT DISTURBED THEIR 'SLEEP' (NORMIES SURVIVE TIL FACE MEETS THEM) (OUTSTANDING IMPACT ON THEIR SOCIAL HEALTH BIAS VOLUNTEERED THEM UPFRONT PROMETHEUS RETRIBUTIONS ARC)

4TH DOCTOR: SARAH JANE ADVENTURES GOING PROMETHEUS

SMWC: GRACIE FILMS TREEHOUSE OF HORRORS XVII (DEMI LOVATO KEPT YOU QUIET FOR THAT REASON: WILL SMITH, DEMI MOORE AND JAKE T. AUSTIN KNOWS A GUY GETS TO BE THE GOOD GUY THERE FOR THEM TO TAKE AWAY THE 50'S IN 2050)

SH: LOVATICS GETTING INTO AUSCHWITZ (LINNA RIAZ ESCAPED HISTORY TO BECOME THE DOCTOR THERE IS HOW SHE TELLS HER STORY TWICE): DEMI LOVATO HATED MUSLIM WOMEN OF THE MENTAL AURA OF THAT OF WHAT BORIS JOHNSON SPOKE DURING HIS TIME OF PM

SH8: 5TH DOCTOR'S MASTER RETURNS (5TH DOCTOR RETURNS IN THAT ORDER PROPERLY COMMUNICATED TO THE VIEWER)

5TH DOCTOR: BABYLON UNBROKEN (HOLY CITY OF MAKKAH IN DENIAL: SIGNS OF JUDGEMENT DAY)

SMWC: LINNA'S FAMILY PART OF THE NEW SPECTRUM WAVE (GRANDDAUGHTER OF THE DOCTOR REVEALED IN REAL TIME)

SH: MATT SMITH GOING DENIAL ABOUT HIS ROLE

SH8: JEHOVAH'S WITNESS COMPLEX GONE TO PUSHING DAISIES

6TH DOCTOR: THE HANDMAID'S TALE (MARGARET ATTWOOD) PROJECT BY THE ONE AND ONLY SUSAN LEWIS (DEMAGORGON)

SMWC: TRAIN (MUSICIAN) IN STRANGER THINGS CAST ACTUALLY REVEALED

SH: LINNA

SH8: THE DEATH OF (FALLEN: LAUREN KATE TAKES PLACE)

7TH DOCTOR: ROGUE

SMWC: ACE VENTURA (CARREY'S HARKNESS)

SH: MINDHUNTER: GLEE

SH8: THE LEGEND OF SUNDAY TIMELINE IN COMPLETION

8TH DOCTOR: ATKINSON CONTINUUM

SMWC: MR BEAN GETS A NEW REGENERATIVE ARC ON CAMERA (ACTUALLY THE REASON WHY NOW RICHARD E. GRANT GETS A NEW TIMELINE AFTER McGANN'S (8TH DOCTOR'S MASTER) NOW FORGETS THE REASON WHY HARBINGER'S EXISTED (THE BIRTH OF PERSEPHONE)

SH: LINNA'S PERIOD OF EVANGELLION (HOLLYWOOD UNBROKEN TIMELINE ET. CENTRA XV)

SH8: LINNA XIX REIGN

9TH DOCTOR: MINDHUNTER

SMWC: END OF RAVEN (5TH MARCH)

SH: MATT SMITH IN DIALYSIS SHOCK (INTUITIVE SONG SYNDROME)

SH8: JEFF BUCKLEY REBIRTH (PUPPROPHECY: STRANGER THINGS)

10TH DOCTOR: DONNA NOBLE

SMWC: FUNERAL OF A KING WHO NEVER LIVED

SH: BLEEDING (DOCUMENTARY)

SH8: REEVESNIAN BRITAIN

11TH DOCTOR: BLUE AGE GUERNICA

SMWC: HALESOWEN WORLD OF HEARTBREAK (AFTERLIFE)

SH: NEW LONDON

SH8: JEREMY SHADA

12TH DOCTOR: AMERICAN BEAUTY

SMWC: EVAN NATHANIEL GRIMM (THE ENDING)

SH: THE REQUIEM OF JENNA FOX (CLARA)

SH8: QUEEN VICTORIA

13TH DOCTOR: GENESIS

SMWC: MONARCH (COMING OF AGE CELEBRITIES: BOWIES PARADOX)

SH: LABRINTH (JENNIFER CONNELY'S BEGINNING)

SH8: DEAD CENTRE (THE NEW WORLD ORDER)

14TH DOCTOR: GALLIFREY

SMWC: PUSHING DAISIES

SH: SOMEBODY CITY

SH8: SOLAR BIOLOGY: ACE

15TH DOCTOR: GILDED AGE

SMWC: ERIC CROSS BROOKS (BLADE) IS NOT THE DOCTOR

SH: MOROCCO

SH8: DAMN THE DAME (SNOOKS BROADWAY)

16TH DOCTOR: PEN

SMWC: SABRA

SH: DETAILS (SONGWRITERS GUILD)

SH8: CRIMINAL MINDS (CAST OF CRIMINAL MINDS JOINS IN ON GUBLER'S HADES FEATS)

17TH DOCTOR: WONDERLAND FIRE

SMWC: CELEBRITIES IN LEGO HOLIDAY (HATE TRAIN DEFAMES THE PEN NOW)

SH: PETER PAN (FANTASY CHARACTERS OF POPULAR RIDDEN STORIES IN ARAMAIC (BROADWAY) ARE IN THE WRITERS COLLABORATION FOR THE ARC MADE MY TOM CARLISLE WALKER)

SH8: WIZARD OF OZ (THE RETURN OF JUDY GARLAND: KANSAS IS BROKEN (NEW US)

18TH DOCTOR: WET NAKED STAR

SMWC: MARVEL (GAIMAN'S DEATH)

SH: DC (HOMO-DEUS)

SH8: THE WONDER WORLD OF LINNA RIAZ (THE NEW DOCTOR OF EARTH 88)

19TH DOCTOR: DEATH OF A 7 MONTH PREMATURE BABY

SMWC: ACTORS OVER 80 JOIN IN ON THE HATE PARADE TO REVIVE HOMO-PROMETHEUS (CITADEL OF HEX SABRA)

SH: THE FALL (MOVIE CONQUEST)

SH8: SHADA (TAROT CITY)

Hannah Montana: the actual reality of it and the beginning of Jackson Rod Stewart (now you know: canon reality)

SEASON 3 EPISODE 22 (HANNAH MONTANA)

THE BEGINNING OF THE END IS GOING HOME TO REALISE ALL YOUR SITUATION CHARACTERS ELSEWHERE HAVE A DREAM, OR THAT IS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DAYDREAMING FOR TOO LONG THAT YOU 'NEVER LIVED' THAT YOU HAVE A DREAM OUTSIDE AND BEYOND YOUR WORLDS TO BELIEVE IN A 'SOLUTION THEORY' THAT ASCENDS YOU ELSEWHERE IN THOUGHT THAT EVEN ARGUMENTS OVER RELIGION GOT YOU FINDING YOURSELF THAT THE 'LITTLE BROTHER' OWNED IT ALL BUT YOU HATED REALITY LONG ENOUGH TO DAY DREAM BUT YOUR PARENTS HATED YOU ENOUGH THAT YOU WERE NOW IN A CITY OF YOUR OWN DIMENSION (LIFE) BUT YOU GOT OUT OF YOUR EMO PHASE AND GONE INTO CHILDHOOD (LIKE BENJAMIN BUTTON AND TOM HANKS MOVIES MADE YOU AND THAT IS LIKE, IT)

OKAY, BEGIN AGAIN I KNOW MY FAULTS TO CHOOSE:

SO I EXPECT A NATION OF SQUIBS (CATCH MY REFERENCES IF YOU WANT TO LIVE):

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'REVENGE POINTS' YOU MAKE UP THE IDEATION FOR A SOCIAL SOLUTION, NOT PETTY CRIMES AGAINST LIGHT:

DETENTION VAGINAS: LOOK AT MY BOUNDARIES AND WEEP

(ALSO IN DUMBASS SUBTITLES)

ENG: PROBLEMS THAT ARE SOLVED, OR SOON WILL BE:

DMBSS: WHAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE:

ENG: HOW DO SINGLE NEURONS COMPUTE?

DONT ACT LIKE A MADMAN WITH A BLUE BOX ALL THE TIME

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

TODAY IS GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY IN YOUR SOCIETY (FANDOM, LOCAL AREA OF A PERSON YOU KNEW, PEOPLE YOUR AGE THAT HAD IT BADLY)

DMBSS: TRY ME BITCH

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO IT

MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME

IF I TELL YOU HOW IT WAS DONE THE FIRST TIME, YOU KNEW HOW AND WHY I GAVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE, LIKE BITCH. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, SUCK MY DICK

ENG: WHAT IS THE CONNECTOME OF A SMALL NERVOUS SYSTEM, LIKE THAT OF CAENORHABDITIS ELEGANS (300 NEURONS)?

EVERYTHING IS YOURS IF YOU THINK OF IT LIKE YOU ARE TO YOUR WORLD IF NOW PLUSH BEINGS (STUFFED CREATURES IN FLUFF AREAS TO YOU) WERE TO INHABIT IT THE FIRST TIME

YOU BECOME YOUR DREAMS NATURALLY INSTINCTIVELY BUT NOTHING LESS OF BEING PRIMITIVE IS HOW YOU SEE THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THAT OF A... THEN CATER THAT, THEN

JUST MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG, YOUR FICTIONAL DREAMS ARE TRUE, JUST FOLLOW THAT

DMBSS: FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

*BREAKS YOUR PHONE BY INSTINCT* *YOU SEE I CAN MAKE YOU DO IT EITHER WAY*

AM I A BIT... TOO IRRITATING.. FOR YOU?

I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR DREAMS, GO ON. CHALLENGE ME

ENG: HOW CAN WE IMAGE A LIVE BRAIN OF 100,000 NEURONS AT CELLULAR AND MILLISECOND RESOLUTION?

YOU BELIEVED IN ME (THE VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD) NOW DO THE THING

EVERYBODY IS YOUR BEST FRIEND NO MATTER WHAT, NEVER REJECT HOPE (UNLESS YOU'RE GAMBLING FOR A MUCH BETTER WORLD RESOLUTION MAGNIFIED AT A MINORITY AT A TIME PER THOUGHT (YOU WERE ONCE CLOSE TO THEM ENERGY)

THAT ONE ADVICE YOUR BODY BEEN TELLING YOU THE ENTIRE TIME: IGNORE THAT AND YOU WILL SUFFER THE HARD WAY BY CATASTROPHIC CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR OWN CITY (FANBASE) SUFFERING A DISASTER CLIMATE FATED WITH A STATUE IDEAOLOGY BASING YOUR WORKS BEING THAT OF STONE LIKE YOU WERE CREATED FOR IT (MAKING TIMEFRAMES COME AFTER FOR YOUR ADVICE LATER ON THAT YOU KNEW NOT THAT YOU WERE CAUGHT UPON (DISEASED MATERIAL TAKING AWAY THAT YOU ARE ONCE LOVED FOR THAT IS TOO HARD TO KEEP THAN RECONCILING IT AGAIN TIL MUCH LATER ALONG THE TIMELINES, KEEP THAT IN MIND AND IN THE CLEAR)

DMBSS: YOU DONE FCKED UP AND YOU KNEW IT AND YOU BELIEVE ME YOU GOT ASSASSINS READY AT YOUR KEEP (YOU WANTED TO LIVE HEAVY METAL DEPRESSION, OKAY. BE ME)

DIE

LIVE MY LIFE (VOICES OF RAGS)

I DONT LIKE YOU (SOCIETY DOES NOT TOO BUT BE OKAY WITH THAT + INFINITY) COUNT YOUR DAYS LOVATO

ENG: HOW DOES SENSORY TRANSDUCTION WORK?

YOU BELIEVED MY WORDS AND EVIDENCE THAT COULD NOT HAVE DRIVEN THE SCENES ELSEWHERE, LIKE YOU KNEW THE TV DEMOGRAPHIC COULD HAVE BEEN FOR ELSEWHERE AS LONG AS 'THAT' AND NOW YOU GOT EVERYBODY AGAINST YOU, YOU DONT LIVE ANOTHER SECOND IN FORCING A SOCIAL ATMOSPHERE FOR YOU IF YOU PEOPLE PLEASE, SO IT WAS YOUR LIFE I ATE UP (PRINCESS DIANA MOTIVE) SO IF FOR ANYTHING THAT WAS HEAVILY INSPIRING, YOU WOULD HAVE ADORED HER TO MAKE YOU, THATS WHY. NOW WHAT WOULD SHE DO IF SHE WAS YOU?

TELL A LIE TO SAVE A LIFE

DONT TRY, HATE THE WORD 'TRY' TO FORGET YOUR PAST, HEROES ARE MADE ETERNALLY FORGIVING

DMBSS: FUCK YOU. (LEAVES YOU FOR THE DEAD)

ITS NOT YOU ANYMORE, REALLY. I AM NOT HARD ON ANYBODY BUT YOU

YOU KNEW YOUR ENEMIES AND THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO ELIMINATE ODDS AGAINST PROMETHEUS (GRITTY GUTTY PSYCHO-GORE ENDING TO YOUR UNIVERSE YOU LET DIE)

LORE OLYMPUS

ENG: PROBLEMS THAT WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SOLVE IN THE NEXT 50 YEARS

DMBSS: THE COMMON FUCKING OBVIOUS

ENG: HOW DO CIRCUIT OF NEURONS COMPUTE?

EVERYTHING IS MADE UP, SO THERE IS SENSE IS BEAUTY AND BEAUTY IN SENSE, THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT CONTROLLING IMAGINATION (ONE'S WONDER IS ONE'S DAY OF REST)

YOU CARE, AS YOU SHOULD BUT THERE IS......

NO ONE DIES

DMBSS: FIND WALLY

RED AND WHITE STRIPY HAT AND SHIRT, BIG AND ROUND GLASSES, ALWAYS THE FUCKING HARDEST ONE TO FIND BUT NOBODY CATCHES IS EXCEPT THE VIEWER

I DONT CARE ABOUT WALLY

WE CALL IT 'WALDO' IN THE UNITED STATES (FUCKING THE TOURIST FOR 'SUGGESTIONS')

ENG: WHAT IS THE COMPLETE CONNECTOME OF THE MOUSE BRAIN (70,000,000 NEURONS)?

YOUR EMOTIONS ARE PEOPLE, DONT BE AFRAID TO TELL THEM WHAT YOU GOT INSIDE OF YOUR LITTLE HEAD THAT IS BULB TO MANY PEOPLE

DONT WEAR TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE IF THAT MEANT SEX WAS NOT ACTUALLY AN OPTION (YOU'RE SINGLE AND VIRGIN FOREVER, DEAL WITH THAT OR THE LIKES OF MY BIG ASS BRAIN WILL OVERSHADOW YOU LIKE RACHEL BERRY SACRIFICED HER MONOLOGUES ON GLEE, I STILL HATE THE BITCH BUT IM OKAY CUZ I GOT JESSE ST. DICK FOR FREE (HEHE)

LIKE UR HUSBAND WILL SEE YOU WEARING THAT SHIT ON YOUR FACE FOR FREE, HECK YOU FEEL NAKED ALSO, HECK YOU FEEL LIKE YOU GOT A VAGINA OUT OF NOWHERE, WELCOME TO MOTHER PHYSICS NOW GO BACK TO HER AND GET TO WORK

DMBSS: WHY ARE U IN MY HOME (AUTISTICS HQ)

GET THE FUCK OUT

WHY? *EXPECTS AN EASY SOLUTION CUZ THEY THE ONES WHO GOT THE OCD IN THE OCD OUT OF ADHD*

*EYEBALLS THE OBVIOUS CUNT MAGICIAN IN THE ROOM* YOU CANNOT MAKE ME DO YOU LIKE THAT

ENG: HOW CAN WE IMAGE A LIVE MOUSE BRAIN AT CELLULAR AND MILLISECOND RESOLUTION?

YOU DONT

MAKE YOUR BED NOW

GET BACK TO WORK

DMBSS: LIVE IT TO GOD

FGJONVRY OEYRVNERINERI

GH GHRIGOIERIORVIN

SIYR8C9ITOLDYOUSO

ENG: WHAT CAUSES PSYCHIATRIC AND NEUROLOGICAL ILLNESS?

WHY IS SHE *SLAPPED BY VAN HELSING HIMSELF*

*HATES THE MINORITY'S WAY OF LIFE*

*IS THE MINORITY THEMSELF*

DMBSS: SHAITAAN (RA)

DICK

*JUDGES YOUR APPEARANCE TO -ACTUAL REALITY- (MINORITY REFLECTS BACK AT THE TRUTHFUL VERSION OF THEMSELVES A LONG WHILE AFTER BECOMING FAMOUS 'FOR THEM')

PERSON OF THAT BACKGROUND BECOMES THEM TO REJECT THE OBVIOUS LEADING QUO TO BE THEMSELVES IN A TV SHOW ROYALLY REJECTING YOUR V-CARD

ENG: HOW DO LEARNING AND MEMORY WORK?

JUST SAY 'IM BAD AT BEING MYSELF' AND GIVE IT ALL TO THEM WITHOUT YOU BEING 'WHOYOUTHOUGHT' BUT ITS THEIR DREAM, THEY BET YOU NOW AT BREATHING???????? NOW.... YOU SUCK AT.... LIFE-ING?????????????? WHO... ARE YOU?????????????????

.... YOU'RE MUSLIM NOW.... CONGRATULATIONS FOR MAKING YOUR LIFE A TERRIBLE SOLUTION PROMISE TO SOMEBODY ELSE WHO NEVER LIVED IT

WAS IT YOU WHO NEVER LIKED SELENA GOMEZ CUZ OF THAT?????????? -THE OBVIOUS REASON WHY SHE CANNOT SING CUZ SOMEONE WAS THE SAME-

DMBSS: *DAVID TENNANT IS THE ONLY ACTOR WHO STARES AT YOU UP AND DOWN BECAUSE -HE IS THAT GUY WHO RULED BRITISH TV BY HIS MASOCHISTIC APPEARANCE THAT HAD A COLD RESONANT EFFECT TO AMERICAN FANS OF THE SHOW DESPITE BEING OR NOT A VIRGIN TO DOCTOR WHO IN GENERAL; BECAUSE HE IS SEXY AS HELL-*

HE DOESN'T LIKE TO FUCK YOU (YOU TRAINED YOUR BODY FOR NOTHING)

HE CARES NOTHING BUT A CERTAIN RIVER WHO TOOK THE NAME FOR PALESTINE INSTEAD (YOUR VICTIMHOOD BOOHOO DOESNT COUNT)

I HATE YOU INFINITY IS IN YOUR BLOOD ROUTING TO A HERO RESURGENCE BUT THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BUT WATCH HE- AND ITS NOT YOU, SO QUIT YOUR DAYDREAMS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BEFORE SHE RAPES YOUR THINKING FOR FREE TREASURE (SHUTTHEFUCKUP)

ENG: WHY DO WE SLEEP AND DREAM?

I HATE YOU (BEATEN BY GOD AT MENTAL CHESS)

YOU TOO PHAT (YOUR GOOGLE IMAGES IS ME LOOKING AT YOU, LIKE GLARY LOOK IS WHY YOU CAN'T THINK, I SABOTAGED YOUR DREAMS, BRO)

TRY AS MUCH AS YOU WANT WITH FREE TIME (I GOT YOUR MAGNETIC PUSSY RIGHT HERE)

DMBSS: STICK IT TO THE (RA) ME YOU AHMEDI, WHY I OUGHTTA

YOU DEVIL (AND YOU KNEW)

BASTARD BITCH COCK (YOUR MOM DOING IT FOR YOU FOR 'fReE pAy')

RIVER IS AN ORPHAN SO YOU CAN'T CHAINSAW MASSACRE YOUR PARENTS FOR A FREE ROLE

ENG: HOW DO WE MAKE DECISIONS?

BE OPEN ON YOUR SOCIALS, ALLAHUAKBAR BITCH

QUIT YOUR WHINY PHASE ON YOUR DISCOGRAPHY SEASONS AND TELL EVERYBODY YOU'RE OKAY IN BEING GAY

MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG, STOP USING YOUR FANS FOR FREE SEX AND TELL YOUR MOTHER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER FFS

DMBSS: ALLAHUAKBAR IS MY MOTHER, DID YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I EARNED (AND ITS YOU RIGHT BACK TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT PAYING THE POOR 'DAJJAL COINS' FOR FREE AILMENT CURES WHEN YOU KNEW *BITCH SLAPPED BY SCIENCE IN REAL TIME PHYSICS*

DISEASE (UR THEIR FATHER NOW)

ASTAGHHHPHIRLLAHH (AND YOU'RE THE SHAITAAN IN THEIR LIFETIME)

*IN MOCK PASHTUN ACCENT* wHo IZZ ThiZZss DEmI LOFVATU aNdd wHy ISZZSHE makING ME CHAppATI AT 3Am, *in resonant high pitch frequencies* HmMM?

ENG: HOW DOES THE BRAIN REPRESENT ABSTRACT IDEAS?

DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO YOURSELF, CUZ THE NEURO-DIVERGENT COMMUNITIES DO IT TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL AT HOME, BUT YOU KNEW THE LATTER WAS NOT TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT THEM (PLATFORMED SOCIAL STATUS PIGS) AND NOW YOU COMMITTED RADAR JEALOUSY OVER WHO YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN WITH (THEIR WORRY)

IF YOU DO, ONE OF THEM LIKED YOU. ACCEPT THAT AND TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE

MAKE SURE YOU GIVE THEM ENOUGH IDENTITY DIALYSIS TO ENSURE THEIR COMFORT STAYS WITH YOU SINCE YOU LEAVE AFTER ONE EMBARRASSING 'OOOPS'

DMBSS: DMBSS

YOU MADE IT THEIR LIFE TO BE YOUR LIFE AND NOW YOU MADE IT YOUR LIFE TO BE THEIR... WHATEVER, THEY'LL GROW ON THEIR OWN TO THEM BEING BETTER THAN YOU THAN A CERTAIN DAY YOU STUBBED YOUR PINKY TOE AGAINST A WOODEN TABLE AND SPONGEBOB FLIPPED A NERVE IN SWEARING IN AQUATIC SEALIFE TO THEM MIDDLE FINGER GOD ALLAHUFUCKYOU BACK AT YOUR DISCOGRAPHY PHYSICS (THEY ARE YOU BUT HATED YOUR GUTS THE SAME WAY A GOMEZ ADAMS WILL GLADLY BE EATEN ALIVE BY A GIRL BAND SHE BELONGS TO FORYOURBULLSHIT TO BE KNOWN LIVE ON TV: YOU'RE UNO FILES NOW)

YOU NEVER WERE THERE IN THEIR LIVES (DADDY ISSUES LIVE ON CAMERA)

PAKISTANI MEN, YOU'RE INTO PAKISTANI MEN YOU UGLY TWOHT

ENG: PROBLEMS THAT WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SOLVE, BUT WHO KNOWS WHEN:

DMBSS: YEAH, NOW WHAT. (PEGG AND FROST STORYLINE NOW)

ENG: HOW DOES THE MOUSE BRAIN COMPUTE?

PLUTO SAGITTARIUS

MARS INQUISITIVE

CHANDLER BING DENIAL

DMBSS: DICK HEAD ASS FUCK EOUGUH UEIN YW OIEF EGFUYGCFU

DAJJAL!?

I DONT FUCKING THINSKSO

*ACTUALLY THE REPRESSED GAY ONE IN THE ROOM*

ENG: WHAT IS THE COMPLETE CONNECTOME OF THE HUMAN BRAIN (80,000,000,000 NEURONS?)

YOU DO IT (LIKE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS IS WHAT YOU ALREADY OWN)

COMPLETE HANNAH MONTANA SERIES TELLS YOU THAT

DISNEY RULES YOU BITCH

DMBSS: PRIVACY REGULATIONS

WHY DID MILEY STEWART KEEP HANNAH A SECRET FOR A LONG TIME

WHO MADE SHAPES UP TO THINK YOU WERE ANYTHING LIKE ONE, LIKE WHAT DID FAME DO TO YOU THAT MADE YOU SO STALWART TO HUMAN LIFE (ALIEN RX????)

AM I... PHYSICALLY ABLE BODIED TO YOU???

ENG: HOW CAN WE IMAGE A LIVE HUMAN BRAIN AT CELLULAR AND MILLISECOND RESOLUTION?

YOUTUBE

WATCH IT

OOO PRETTY

DMBSS: WHYWOW

RICK MORANIS IN HIS GLORY: https://www.google.com/search?q=rick+moranis+little+shop+of+horrors&sca_esv=889186a06300c33d&sxsrf=ADLYWIJZ23wmXs5EWzWEiuLoUfx3b0RY2w%3A1731189051202&ei=O9kvZ-H6C9-B9u8P1NiCmQI&gs_ssp=eJzj4tTP1TewTK7INTFg9FIuykzOVsjNL0rMyyxWyMksKclJVSjOyC9QyE9TyMgvKsovKgYAgKcQ0A&oq=rick+moranis+LITTLE&gs_lp=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-wHCAhkQABiABBixAxhGGPsBGJcFGIwFGN0E2AEBwgImEC4YgAQYlwUY3AQY3gQY4AQY9AMY8QMY9QMY9gMY9wMY-APYAQHCAgsQABiABBiGAxiKBcICCBAAGKIEGIkFmAMAiAYBkAYIugYGCAEQARgUkgcIMTEuOS42LTGgB6jZAg&sclient=gws-wiz-serp

USURPER

SIMPSONS REFERENCING YOU EVERYWHERE (HA. DACKHTAH)

ENG: HOW COULD WE CURE PSYCHIATRIC AND NEUROLOGICAL DISEASES?

HATE MEDICAL STUDENTS FOR ONE THING THAT SELENA GOMEZ CANNOT DO (WHICH IS WHY THEY GRADUATED WITH AN ITCH IN THE ROOM: THE FUCKING REASON WHY HUMANITY IS LEFT WITH ABSOLVED TRAUMA ABOUT A LITTLE SISTER BEING PROGRAMMED BY THE RUSSIANS)

YOU'RE MADE UP BUT YOU KICKED THEIR ASS FOR IT (BLAME KEANU REEVES)

YOU'RE IN CILLIAN MURPHY'S PANORAMIC COMPLEX CUZ OF HIS VAGINA - I MEAN OSCAR

DMBSS: ALL CONDOLENCES ARE TO CHRISTOPHER'S LEE, ECCLESTON AND NOLAN (THE THIRD CHRIS THAT HATED GOD TO MAKE A DOCTOR, NOW GO GET YOUR OWN)

I'M THE DOCHKTA. NOW FUCK YOU OFF WITH THAT WORLD CLASS DEGREE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CANT FIND ANYONE LIKE ME (I DUMPED YOU)

Y U LOOKING?

CHINK

ENG: HOW COULD WE MAKE EVERYBODY'S BRAIN FUNCTION BEST?

BLACK GUYS KNOW HOW TO VIBE BUT YOU'RE THERE AT THE WRONG TIME (RACIST REVERSED)

CHINKS ARE NOW NEURO-DIVERGENTS THINKING AGAINST THE GRAIN CUZ OF THEIR OCD-HD TERMINATOR PERCEPTION ARC VALUES HUMAN TRADITIONS MORE THAN THE ECO-SYSTEM WHICH GRADUALLY PROVES THE MOVIES POINT: YOU'RE SHIT AT LIVING

PAKI'S ARE NOW THE NEW ORANGE

DMBSS: ARNIE SCHWARZENEGGER MK11 BET YOU TO IT

ENG: PROBLEMS WE MAY NEVER SOLVE

DMBSS: *TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT THE CAMERA DID NOT FIND* THAT (MOCKS YOUR WORLD IN CHINESE MOTHER DEFAULT)

ENG: HOW DOES THE BRAIN COMPUTE?

DID YOU LIKE THE VIDEOS I SENT YOU? : )

*SAD CUTE FACE* WHY DID YOU NOT RESPOND *MORE SADDER CUTER EMOJIS*

ITS OKAY I WAIT (ACTUALLY GAVE UP LIVING.... FOR THAT)

DMBSS: ...DICK AROUND AND *RAPED BY THE CAMERA*

THE SEXY HORNET AT THE BACK WANTSYAHUNI WHERE IS IT (THE DAD YOU PROBABLY KNEW FROM A NEWSPAPER OR A COIN THAT HAD HIS NAME WRITTEN ON IT)

WHEREISIT (YOUR FIRST WIFE ENERGY FROM THE SAME MAN)

WHYIOUGHTTAMAKEYOU (NOW THAT SOCIAL CLASSISIST EVERYBODY WANTS TO MAKE FUN OF BUT IS THE REASON WHY THE KID IS LEFT CUTE PLUSHY SAD AFTER A MINUTE OF HER BEING LET DOWN BY .... TV CELEBRITIES)

ENG: HOW CAN COGNITION BE SO FLEXIBLE AND GENERATIVE?

DIDYOULIE? (YOU KNEW THE FAULT IN YOUR STARS)

WHATDIDYOU*SHOWSITYOU* WHY(ACTUALREASON) AND DID YOU DO IT (STRESSED BUT MELTING FLAKE 99 ENERGY BY SUPERMAN ALL ALONG)

DAMN YOU *GETSITDONE10/10THEFIRSTTIMECORRUPTEDMAGNETENERGYBASTARDHQHEKNEWBEST(ACTUAL HERO FORGOTTEN REMEMBERED CUZ HIS PRICED JEWEL WENT ELSEWHERE ON THAT COP AND MAGNET TV SHOW JAHANNAM SHE CALLS IT)

DMBSS: YOU DO KNOW HE IS RIGHT (LOONEY TUNES PHYSICS MAKES HIM TWEETY BIRD OF THE TV SH- AND YOU KNEW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT)

JAHANNAM (YOU RESPECT HIS CULTURE)

RAMADAN (YOU LIKE THE ENERGY)

YOUR MOM IS MY BITCH (YOU'RE PROBABLY DEAD FOR NOT THINKING SOONER THAN THE LGBTQ PREROGATIVE)

ENG: HOW AND WHY DOES CONSCIOUS EXPERIENCE ARISE?

BASTARD (THE ACTUAL VIEWER)

FAT ASS (LAZY DEMOGRAPHIC)

IM GOING TO.. (YOU'D NOT DO IT BUT YOU HATE THE FAMOUS META-SLUT FOR IT)

DMBSS: SHE IS MY DAUWHORETER (DAD-KID ENERGY LATER ON THE LOVE FOR THE FAMILY BLOODLINE)

YOU BASTARD BUT IM A GOD (DAD BUT DAUGHTER GETS IT)

I AM CHILL (DAJJAL ENERGY ELSEWHERE BUT AT LEAST THE CAMERA (HUSBAND) LOVES HER)

I AM YOU (KILLS YOUR CONFIDENCE TO LET DAD LIVE ON (MOM ASKING YOU FOR HELLP)

ENG: META QUESTIONS

DMBSS: KEANU REEVES IS NOW A RETARD

ENG: WHAT COUNTS AS AN EXPLANATION OF HOW THE BRAIN WORKS? (AND WHICH DISCIPLINES WOULD BE NEEDED TO PROVIDE IT?)

DID I ASK YOU FOR COCAINE??????? HUH! DICKHEAD????? *SNORTS THIN AIR FOR RELAXATION METHOD*

*YOU SEE THIS* NA *IDC* I LOVE YOU INFINITY (ACTUALLY THE TV SEX GODS WHO ARE WITH THE PRIMEDIAL RIVER SONG ALL THIS TIME *I WIN TIKTOK* SHOWS YOU MY NIPPLES FOR FREE ENERGY *FUCK YOU CILLIAN MURPHY* COUSINS ADORE THAT 'STICK IT TO THE MAN H20 ENERGY THEY ALWAYS LOVED ABOUT THAT ONE RETARDED FROGGODBROTHER*

I'M GAY THIS TIME (LESBIANS SUPPORT IT)

DMBSS: YOU GOT HIM, NOW WHAT

FUCK

THAT

OUT

MILEY HAS NOW GOT A NEW CHAPTER BUT THERE IS NO IFF BUT SEEING WHAT A BABY CAN DO IN PAGE 105 IS YOU ALONE NOT FUCKING AROUND THE MEDIUMS (TV SHOW SHIT LORE HAS A MORAL COMPASS IF USED AS GHOSTS THEN SAYS EVERYTHING ABOUT THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (US TV SHOW) THAT HAD YOUR ATTENTION BECAUSE 'WITCHES DANCE' FUCK THAT)

LETS SEE HANNAH MONTANA'S POV READ PROLIFIC FILES OF MILEY STEWARTS LIFE (ACTUAL NAME)

TOTAL NEURON (BASICALLY A BULLSHITTER IN THE MIDST BUT TELLS YOU AS IT IS: NO LIE, THE MAN IS A VIRGIN): SHAPE SHIT UP MILEY

TOTAL GLIA (THATS U ALL ALONG, FUCKING LIAR): THE VIEWER DOES NOT BELIEVE YOUR JOURNEY WITH A HEMSWORTH (THOR) LIKE YOU COULD HAVE MADE IT PRETTY FUCKING BELIEVABLE THERE

OLIGODENDROCYTES (THIS U (THE SPECIAL VIEWER) ALWAYS IN HER FUCKING MIND): U DID DRUGS, GOOD FOR YOU NOW LOOK AT EVERYBODY JAYWALKING CUZ OF A SLEEPING BEAUTY (TV SHOW SPLIT SAYS U LIEEEEE)

ASTROCYTES (HER LINE ON DOCTOR WHO ENDS WITH THIS CITATION QUOTE IMAGING YOUR CAREER ALL ALONG (HER DREAM NOW)

MICROGLIA (RICH SWEET IS THE CHERRY ROSE HEAD BEING A TRAITOR IN REAL LIFE TO SAVE ASS YOU FUCKED UP AT LAST TO NEVER: YOU RADIO LIED TO EVERYBODY ABOUT TRACY BEING A GOOD GUY MERICAN TO BAD GUY BRITISH GONE GOOD, THIS IS U NOW): SAVE IT FOR THE PAPERS, SHE'S YOUR COUSIN NOW (LINNA XIX IS RELATIVE TO HOLLYWOOD FAMILY NOW CUZ HER AUTISM COST HER UP HER OWN HOME CUZ OF A DUMMY LOVATIC PANDEMIC SITUATION IN ITALY NOW (WHERE THE SHOW TAKES PLACE IS IOTA MURICAN ALL TIME BEST FRIEND (YOU COULD HAVE MARRIED FOR HEALTH SUPPORT) BACKSTABBED YOU FOR 'SOCIAL SENSING SITUATION TO 'WHERE IS MY NOHSE' BLACKMAILING A JAPANESE LINGUOAMERICAN DUOLOGY OF A JAPANESE FRONTIER BEING RESCUED FOR PANDA POLICIES (IN MY HEAD NOW, YEAH THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FAMOUS, JACKSONRODSTEWART PRSEZZTING)

GRANULE CELLS: (IM THE REASON... NOW) YOU DO REALISE... YOU HAVE LONG TERM EFFECTS FOR WHAT YOU DO THAT MAKES UP A HUMAN BODY RESTORING SOCIAL HELLFIRE THAT MAKES UP A BODY OF ONE MAN, NOW THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF NOW HONESTY COMES AT A CONCLUSION THAT YOU WERE AND ALWAYS WILL BE IF YOU HAD NOTICED IT THE FIRST TIME (SOCIAL HONESTY CATERS THE WORLD FOR ONE PERSON KNOWING YOU THAN EVERYBODY DEJECTING THE LATTER FOR A REASON): WHERE ARE YOU SMILEY STEWART???? *LOOKS FOR YOU COMICALLY*

NEWBORNS: 0-50 (SMWC): ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS

NEWBORNS: 0-59 (SH): YOU'RE DEAD BY THEN (NIGHTMARES IN YOUR WEALTH)

NEWBORNS: 17-95 (SH8): YOU CAN ALREADY HEAR US

FEMALES: 120 - 18 (SMWC): YOU'RE A SELENATOR

FEMALES: 49 - 84 (SH): YOU HATE TIME (ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUY)

FEMALES: 17 - 45 (SH8): I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU (LOVATICS WHO KNOWN LINNA IN HER LIFETIME)

MALES: 128 - 225 (SMWC): GLEE CAST FUGITIVES (ELSEWHERE)

MALES: 200 - MAX (SH): YOU KNEW LEE PACE

MALES: 20 (SH8): FANSONS

CEREBELLUM: 90 (SMWC): NOW, JACKSON FORGIVES YOU

CEREBELLUM: 200 (SH): HEY LINNA : )

CEREBELLUM: 5-INFINITY (SH8): OHMYGOSHITSDAVIDTENNANTONTV, I KNOW HIM (MIMICS HIS DOCTOR IN REAL TIME)

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AMPLITUDE (I HATE YOU BUT YOU'RE OKAY ANYWAY):

TOTAL NEURON: DIS BITCH (OBVIOUS BAD GUY ON TV FUCKED UP FOR WHAT)

SMWC: SAY IT TO MY FACE (NOT THE WRITER BUT YOU WHO NEVER HAD THE AUDACITY TO CAST YOURSELF IN THAT PLACE THE FIRST TIME)

SH: I TOLD YOU SO (WHY ISNT SHE MOVING: YOU CANNOT STRIP CASH HER TO A WEDDING THERE ANYWAY (YOUR DEAD COUSIN WHO NEEDS HELP)

SH8: I'M NOT IN THE MOOD (YOU WERE FAMOUS FOR THAT)

FREQUENCY (THE HELL WITH THIS *DOES IT THEMSELVES FOR THEIR JOY IN THE END*)

CEREBELLUM: WE... LOVED THAT (TV HELL NOW)

SMWC: YOU. DUMBASS (YOU LOVED ME TO DIE?????????)

SH: I KID YOU NOT (ACTUALLY THE BABY HERSELF GOT TO BE FAMOUS)

SH8: I SHIT YOU NOT I DID THIS (SHE COOKS YOUR FAVOURITE EVERYTHING BUT YOU KNEW HER AS 12 YEARS A SLAVE)

COMPLEXITY (SHIT, I DID IT AGAIN *AUNTY BRITNEY HATES YOU*)

SMWC: WELL..... WE'RE WAITING (THATS HER)

SH: SHE IS TOO GOOD (EVEN WILL SMITH HIMSELF FOUND A SHEIKH HE CAN RELATE TO IN REAL TIME; NOW THAT SAYS SOMETHING)

SH8: I GOT DAVID TENPINBALL MACHINE FOR FREE AND YOUR GRANNY HATES YOU (WHYYYYYY?. *BBC ENDING LOGO IS IN PREVIEW*)

THIS IS WHY YOU DONT WANT TO BE A LOVATIC, YOU'LL GET SHAT ON BY COST OF LIVING CRISIS IN YOUR CRISIS CUZ NOW THE TORY GOVERNMENT STOPPED WORKING FOR YOU TO CURE 'AIDS DAJJAL' NOW (TV SHOW SYNOPSIS)

I HEREBY SALUTE THE BRUNT RUNNER OF HER ALL AND THE MAJESTY DAJJAL DI MUCKHHH DI RUKSHAAA REPERTOIRE TO ALL PROBLEMATIC POSTS TO THE GUINIVERE SCANDAL OF 'THAT SLUT MOBSTER TRUCK FIRE' TO THE ONE AND ONLY MISS DELLY SCOTT HR OBE

I SALUTE MY EXPECTATIONS FROM A BLACK BOUNTY