#jeezuz

[livingonthesands]

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[count-alexei-vronsky]

Your wife is gay

{ @christianes-doves }

Really?

He tilts his head, genuinely curious but hoping it wasn't true because

1. he loved her

2. ISN'T THAT A FUCKING CRIME?!

(He's not against gay people he just worries for them, " they don't get killed right?? " He doesn't know that debatably times have changed and it's not like people will die for being openly gay (IN SOME WAYS WE DO-))

[reaperofmen]

(not the gif I was looking for, but somehow still perfectly captures my mood)

"Cross your arms"

[dewwshi]

we'll be there! 💖

[wife-of-all-dilfs]

i had an exam today and all i got think about was what he'd feel like inside me-

[reaperofmen]

I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING. HOLY FUCKING CHRIST!!

Red helps Soap deep throat Ghost

She combs Soap’s hair back. It’s grown out, full and thick and smelling like her shampoo.

He wraps his mouth around Ghost and a vein bulges in his temple, his throat. There’s visible sweat at his hairline and Red darts forward to lick it off. He shivers.

“Good boy,” she murmurs, thumb dragging across his cheekbone. “You’re doing so well.”

Ghost’s head falls back, groaning as Soap takes him deeper. Red drops her hand, slides it behind the hem of his jeans to grasp his cock. She squeezes, strokes slow and steady as he swallows Ghost to the hilt.

“He’s big, isn’t he?” she murmurs, skating her mouth across his ear. She presses close, so close that if Soap released him, she could continue. “Sometimes you just have to choke on him.”

She nips Soap’s earlobe and he grunts, nostrils flared and mouth straining. She releases him from the barrier of his pants, offering him relief. “Keep going, soldier. Maybe, he’ll pay you back.

[prodigal-san]

You should draw Lucifer sucking Alastors dick

WHOA NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

[hanasnx]

it sucks that anakin can’t say “jesus christ” bcos i know he’d fucking love saying it

[missanatomia]

yeah we freaked it to pale swordsman ok

[uglynicc]

Ahahahahahaha my company just partnered with a really shitty charity I refuse to name, get me out, GET ME OUT NOW

Not me making drastic career change decisions at 11pm on a Saturday night lol

[liskribbles]

The fuckin torture of being a Billford artist from the start and seeing the hypetrain swoosh by because a) I can't get my hands on the book just yet b) I have so much work I have like zero time to draw anything beside it at least till November.

[count-alexei-vronsky]

*shoots you in the leg*

Alexei nearly toppled over, clinging to the wall, it hurt like hell

FUCK.

He winced

[synthsays]

EPIPHANY:

AAAAA EVIL!MARTY'S CATCHPHRASE WOULD BE "THIS IS LIGHT-" AAAAAAA

[paganwresting]

Tony did you just say you felt afraid for your life ? 😂 with Punk 🤣 Omfg 😂 cry me a River 🤣

[amantperduuuu]

blocking someone over fanfiction and sex work when u wrote sex work but apparently cant read it even tho its consensual and then cant take jokes abt it (from sm whos done sw btw lol but u havent just have trauma which isnt real sw and a bad example) thats u problem not me problem if u were mature u would talk it out w me here instead of blocking on pint

[badstargateimagines]

Imagine

Rodney McKay visiting family in eastern Canada. His relatives tell everyone that “that Rodney’s visiting this year… that boy’s some smart, I tell ya. Yeeeesss m’dear he’s got some fancy doctorate degree now… no, no, not from Dal, from one of them universities out Tronno way b’y” and word spreads through the telephone game we call small town gossip until finally the gossip is virtually indistinguishable from what Aunt Maureen said to Trina at the Sobeys.

When Rodney visits, he finds that everyone is a lot nicer to him than usual. His little cousins don’t even bug him to go to the LC for them or go out on the four wheelers with them. He gets suspicious but he rides it out until finally he finds out that the entire town ended up thinking he was a medical doctor that was moving out that way for good to set up as a family doctor. The entire town was trying to skip the provincial wait list.

When they find out he’s not a medical doctor, everyone is immediately disinterested. When Rodney tries to explain that he’s a literal genius, everyone just shrugs… everyone except Nanny and Poppy who patiently wait for him to stop talking. They can’t get da jeezuz tv workin’ and Nanny gets bent right outta shape if she can’t see Coronation Street on time.

Rodney spends the rest of his trip as glorified tech support because Nanny went and told everyone at quilting how smart her Rodney is.