#jeezuz

[livingonthesands]

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[count-alexei-vronsky]

Your wife is gay

{ @christianes-doves }

Really?

He tilts his head, genuinely curious but hoping it wasn't true because

1. he loved her

2. ISN'T THAT A FUCKING CRIME?!

(He's not against gay people he just worries for them, " they don't get killed right?? " He doesn't know that debatably times have changed and it's not like people will die for being openly gay (IN SOME WAYS WE DO-))

[reaperofmen]

(not the gif I was looking for, but somehow still perfectly captures my mood)

"Cross your arms"

[dewwshi]

we'll be there! 💖

[wife-of-all-dilfs]

i had an exam today and all i got think about was what he'd feel like inside me-

[reaperofmen]

I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING. HOLY FUCKING CHRIST!!

Red helps Soap deep throat Ghost

She combs Soap’s hair back. It’s grown out, full and thick and smelling like her shampoo.

He wraps his mouth around Ghost and a vein bulges in his temple, his throat. There’s visible sweat at his hairline and Red darts forward to lick it off. He shivers.

“Good boy,” she murmurs, thumb dragging across his cheekbone. “You’re doing so well.”

Ghost’s head falls back, groaning as Soap takes him deeper. Red drops her hand, slides it behind the hem of his jeans to grasp his cock. She squeezes, strokes slow and steady as he swallows Ghost to the hilt.

“He’s big, isn’t he?” she murmurs, skating her mouth across his ear. She presses close, so close that if Soap released him, she could continue. “Sometimes you just have to choke on him.”

She nips Soap’s earlobe and he grunts, nostrils flared and mouth straining. She releases him from the barrier of his pants, offering him relief. “Keep going, soldier. Maybe, he’ll pay you back.

[prodigal-san]

You should draw Lucifer sucking Alastors dick

WHOA NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

[gaycityrollers]

ian's random ass Christmas album he did is the funniest shit ever

[hanasnx]

it sucks that anakin can’t say “jesus christ” bcos i know he’d fucking love saying it

[uglynicc]

Ahahahahahaha my company just partnered with a really shitty charity I refuse to name, get me out, GET ME OUT NOW

Not me making drastic career change decisions at 11pm on a Saturday night lol

[missanatomia]

yeah we freaked it to pale swordsman ok

[count-alexei-vronsky]

*shoots you in the leg*

Alexei nearly toppled over, clinging to the wall, it hurt like hell

FUCK.

He winced

[liskribbles]

The fuckin torture of being a Billford artist from the start and seeing the hypetrain swoosh by because a) I can't get my hands on the book just yet b) I have so much work I have like zero time to draw anything beside it at least till November.

[synthsays]

EPIPHANY:

AAAAA EVIL!MARTY'S CATCHPHRASE WOULD BE "THIS IS LIGHT-" AAAAAAA

[paganwresting]

Tony did you just say you felt afraid for your life ? 😂 with Punk 🤣 Omfg 😂 cry me a River 🤣

[amantperduuuu]

blocking someone over fanfiction and sex work when u wrote sex work but apparently cant read it even tho its consensual and then cant take jokes abt it (from sm whos done sw btw lol but u havent just have trauma which isnt real sw and a bad example) thats u problem not me problem if u were mature u would talk it out w me here instead of blocking on pint