#jeez kid I like at least telling the recuits they washed out instead of sending them home in a body bag

[whotookmysenbon]

Psst. Tanuki-fukutaicho.

Down here!

So, I know you're technically not the supervising officer today, but I was thinking about those deathcaps from our session and got to wondering: is there anything foragable in this training ground, aside from the lemongrass?

You’re playing with fire, recruit. Good work on your sensory skills, most of the others haven’t noticed I changed location. But if Hound-Taichou sees you talking with me you’ll have to run laps again.

It would take weeks for me to teach you everything, so if you make it into ANBU proper, come find me and I’ll show you a thing or two. Aside from the lemongrass, there’s also pine and cedar, bamboo shoots, Shiitake mushrooms, and the flesh of pretty much any mammal or bird is edible. Now hurry and get back to whatever Hound has you doing before he makes you join the Yamanaka over there doing pushups until you puke.