#jedi don't go the guard HQ in all those angst fics because they can sense Fox creating stuff like this. not because of sith magic trust me

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been loving the idea of Fox's collection of modified blasters being very weird and him refusing to explain why they're like that. one of them shoots bubbles and blows raspberries. one of them is the size of his pinky finger and has to be placed in water overnight to grow, but it grows into a completely different type of blaster. his favorite T-21 sounds exactly like a grown man coughing when it jams, and his men say he trapped the soul of a real person inside of it. the most recent addition to his collection isn't actually a blaster, but a lighter/flashlight/laser pointer/toothbrush/soda dispenser that's shaped like a pistol. he lost one, but that's because it literally grew legs and walked away one night, never to be seen again.