#jeans mom

[kevindavidday]

literally every single time kevin and jean talk about neil they sound like a divorced couple arguing about their child...i thought it was just TSC but the first time jean meets neil 😭 even then it's giving 'you had custody! why didn't you raise him right?' 'we should accept him as he is.' 'fuck all that! he needs manners!' and neil is sitting there like why are my parents arguing about my behavior in rapid french no one but i can understand? i literally said please, i tried to be nice.

[g-cedillo]

[neopuff]

i love to come up with in-universe explanations for dumb things

[marosii]

Just doing his little stretches in his little outfit

[rottengurlz]

she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬

[shmlnbstrcnd]

Paradis version | Marley version

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

Mom Jeans - What's Up?

[midwestemoloser]

[cata-intheflesh]

My mom, watching deadpool and wolverine: wait, why did he say Scott first? Really... fondly...

My mom: ...that's kinda gay

Me: I KNOW RIGHT?

Me when I tell my daughter abt my dead boyfriend.

[last-punky]

Summer feels cold this year.

[daftpatience]

i lov planning outfits the same way i love drawing diagrams for rearranging furniture. its plotting and scheming

[c0ffee1]

midwest emo world

[operaticskeleton]

modern baseball was right. i 𝘢𝘮 gonna miss it all.

[lvnesart]

genshin genderbends except I changed almost nothing lmao

[kevindavidday]

and what about when catalina tears her dress against a random hook and she can't sew to save her life so she's looking around for her dearest laila but laila's not home, and she finds jean instead who asks quietly if he can fix the dress for her. and she's surprised he knows how to sew but he just hums in response and tries very hard not to cry, but he ends up crying anyway?

[kumquatqueenb]

Jean’s French accent this, and Neil’s British accent that. Kevin & an Irish accent WHEN???