#jazz: very overtly flirting

[teatitty]

JazzProwl where they have to go undercover for a mission via slipping back into their old roles of being a music star and bodyguard, including all the delicious pining tropes therein. Bonus if Bumblebee is there as Jazz's "assistant" and he's just privately going "kiss already"

[writer-freak]

Gossiping | Hazbin x Gn reader

Characters: Alastor, Rosie, Vox, Lucifer, Angel Dust, Husk, Cherri Bomb and Velvette

Warnings: gn reader, can be seen as either platonic or romantic for most of these characters, is probably messy and characters could be ooc, english isn't my first language, maybe I will clean this up one day

A/n: Not really that happy with this and wrote this today to take my mind off things but I was thinking about who has the most tea to share in hell and this is how I ended up writing this. Also as a fellow aroace person, I'm probably gonna start writing some platonic Alastor fics.

Alastor:

Doesn't really spill tea himself that often but if he does expect it to be really hot

He often gossips with Rosie though it is mostly her who has something to talk about

So he really is used to listening to someone talking about the drama around hell

And actually, Alastor enjoys some good gossip especially if he can use that information to his advantage

He usually has these gossip sessions with you over a good cup of tea with some low jazz playing in the background

It also isn't unusual for you to go over to Rosie's to invite her into your gossip session

Rosie:

Rosie is the queen of gossip in cannibal town, knowing everything juicy about everyone around

She loves inviting you over to her place for some good tea and pinky fingers to snack on while you exchange drama

Rosie is really interested in others' lives so usually people are just open with her which is why she has so much information about everyone

While she really enjoys gossiping she also is a really good listener and can keep a secret if you need her to

Vox:

Not really that interested in gossip that is more Velvettes kind of thing

But he does try to stay up to date with some people (mainly Alastor) though that is usually as far as his interest in gossip goes

But he can actually tell you some juicy information as he has cameras all around the Pride ring 

But it will not really be a real gossip session as he just isn't that interested in drama 

If you ask he may tell you some things but it will probably be very brief 

So not really a gossiper even though he has a lot of information about people all around Pride

But this only applies to personal gossip everything looks completely different if he can use it on one of his broadcasts 

Drama from famous people around hell is great to get in viewers and sometimes if you really beg him to he will tell you some information before the official broadcast

But I wouldn't be surprised if he told you to just watch the show to hear what is going on

Lucifer:

He doesn't seem overtly interested in gossip especially if we look at the other characters 

But I think he just enjoys talking to you in general so if you have some interesting drama to tell him about he would listen attentively 

He would probably forget everyone's name in your gossip session and you would constantly have to explain to him again who was who

You two probably have these conversations in his suite, you two just chilling together maybe cuddling a bit while you watch something on the TV

Something happens in the show that reminds you of some gossip that you heard about and you need to tell all the details to Lucifer

Angel Dust:

Angel Dust is probably always in the know about the latest gossip and scandals

He just sees quite a bit of stuff on social media and I also wouldn't be surprised if he hears some stuff around the V tower

Also sometimes he hears some things from people he flirts or hooks up with

You two would probably be in his room to gossip just chilling on his bed doing some skincare

Him painting your nails while exchanging anything that you have picked up since your last gossip session

How he tells you about stuff is just so engaging and he also just loves to hear what kind of tea you have

For him, this really is good quality time and just loves spending his downtime with you like this

Husk:

Husk hears so much stuff while at the bar from the hotel's residents

So this is also usually where you tell him about some of the latest hot gossip going on around hell

While Husk has quite a lot of information about the other residents of the hotel he doesn't really wanna tell on them so usually he doesn't add much to these sessions

He is just more the listening guy and doesn't participate in spreading

He will listen to you and if you have something more serious to discuss he is a great person

He just lends you a non-judgmental ear and you can confide in him 

And you know that he doesn't tell anyone about what you tell him

Cherri Bomb:

Cherri Bomb is someone who loves stirring up trouble but I don't think she is that strong of a gossiper

Or at least she isn't really that dedicated to it

With how you two mostly meet up to go out and get fucked up that is also when you exchange some gossip

Like hell yeah she will listen but it's not really something that interests her in the long run

And she is usually drunk or on drugs (but probably both to be honest) 

So don't really expect her to remember everything you told her if you want to update her on something

For her, it's mostly one ear in and out the other 

But that is really only for random people that she doesn't care about 

If it is one of her friends or if you have some trouble she will try to be more attentive and actually help you out

Even if she is high as a kite she would never leave a friend hanging

Velvette :

Velvette usually knows everything about the drama going on online

She really enjoys gossiping and it isn't unusual for her to call you up if she has something particularly juicy

Often invites you over to her place so you two can chill with some food and talk about all the shit going on around you

Wouldn't be surprising that if you two are close she also tells you about insider tea going on around the V tower 

However, she has to trust you that you won't share anything that could actually harm the V's

Even if you tried to spread something about them it wouldn't go far

Divider: @thecutestgrotto

[aikoiya]

DP - PT AU - A Wish for Youth

I have a story prompt here for anyone who wants it. This is a Phantom Twins AU where Danny has a twin sister named Diana, also called Dina or Di by her friends & family.

She was with Danny when the portal turned on. She's the medic of the group who's eventually gonna be a doctor & her core element is water(main)/ice(secondary) while Danny's is ice(main)/wind(secondary). She's skilled with shields & has the power to heal lesser wounds & make worse wounds less serious. She has the same Obsession as Danny, but the way she executes it is slightly different in that he sees protecting people as simply fighting off foes so people don't get hurt in the first place, while Dina does that, as well as gets them out of harms way & heals them when they do get hurt.

She's naturally beautiful & fashionable, yet modest in public & could easily usurp Paulina's spot as queen bee & even do so by being a better person, but she's confident & self-assured enough that she doesn't feel the need to. She can be manipulative, petty, & mischievous in the right situations, is very good at lying despite not being comfortable with doing so unless necessary, & a better, more patient strategist than Vlad. All things considered, if she didn't care about the wellbeing of others as much as she does, she'd make for a more competent & effective villain than Vlad.

The scenario involves Danny & Vlad having an argument outside of Fenton Works over something or other. Dina, Sam, Tucker, & Jazz were there, watching.

The Fenton parents had just come out to see what the commotion was when Danny accidentally wished that Vlad understood how it felt to be his age.

At that moment, Desiree appeared & granted his wish, turning Vlad into a stunned 16 year old, silver-haired teen in too large clothes.

I'm thinking that the cover story is that he's Vladimir David Masters Jr., only son & heir to Vladimir David Masters Sr., who just got back from boarding school. This way, he gets to keep his name at least.

I wanna see the fruitloop being put back in school & struggling with puberty & hormones & being frustrated with having to go through it all over again, as well as trying to manage several businesses & an entire town while maintaining his school work. I wanna see him completely outta his element!

Meanwhile, it's a mixed bag for Danny. On the one hand, he's enjoying the bastard's suffering. On the other hand, he has to see Vlad's ugly mug every day at school now. Maybe his parents punish him for creating this problem in the first place by requesting that Vlad be placed in every one of Danny's classes & making him guide Vlad? Subsequently, that means that he's also in every one of Dina's classes too.

I can also see Vlad being brought into the A-Listers because he comes from money & Paulina likely tries to flirt with him, but because he's sapiosexual, an amazon chaser, & has a thing for competence, he literally has zero interest in her & finds her to be both dull, weak, & too much of a damsel for his tastes.

Maybe Danny & Vlad start a rivalry in school. Also, because Vlad is a teen again & no one knows him, he's able to put more effort into things like gym, so he has no issues with showing off his less-than-human advantages & taunting Danny overtly. I could see Danny getting so ticked that he gives up on not excelling at gym & everyone is shocked.

However, Dina never tried to overtly separate herself from her Phantom because in this AU, they actually wear black domino masks to hide their identity per her recommendation, so she already lets herself loose at gym whereas Danny was always overly paranoid about it.

I also see Danny holding off on helping to find Desiree until after the spell is permanent. Then, not starting his search until he notices that Vlad & Dina were getting too friendly.

Interesting thing, when Vlad, Danny, & Dina get into fights as ghosts, it quickly becomes very obvious that even just one of the twins is far stronger than him & that's primarily because they have to fight on a daily basis while Vlad never had to. It is in this moment that they learn that most of Vlad's advantages over the twins had to do with age rather than experience. This humiliates the man-turned-teen & it motivates him into actually training. At least as far as being beaten by Danny, learning that Dina can do the same causes a very different reaction in him. He always did have a thing for women who could kick his ass.

One final thing, they kept the uniforms from Eye for an Eye, only instead of red, white, & blue, they're the same but with mulberry purple sweater vests, black & royal blue plaid skirts/trousers, black socks & dress shirts, & royal blue ties.

Here's a picture of Dina in her uniform, both at age 14 & age 18:

You can do whatever you want with this story beyond these few stipulations so long as it ends with VladxDina & Vlad deciding to remain 16 to be with her.

Vlad is sapiosexual, gynephilic bisexual, & heteroromantic. He has a masters in engineering & ectoengineering, while Dina is a chemistry/biochemistry/ectochemistry, biology/marine biology/ectobiology, & medicine/pharmacology genius. They both enjoy debating & I'm looking for a moment when they're debating, circling each other, sizing each other up, then they realize that they've just found someone on their level.

For other pairs, it can be either Amethyst Ocean & Hunter Silly or Grey Ghost or Everlasting Trio or whatever you choose.

Vlad & Dina have several things in common. They both like literature (Dina prefers fiction, adventure, fantasy, & mystery while Vlad likes both fiction & nonfiction, horror, revenge, & mystery; they both enjoy classic literature), chess (Vlad is who taught her), debate (they are always civil & it never turns into an argument despite having a lot of very different views, but both Vlad & Dina have Filibuster kinks), food & baking (Vlad's a foodie & used to bake with his mother so it has a soft spot for him, while Dina is one of the only 2 people in her house who can cook, she's interested in food history & researching unique & interesting recipes, as well as recipes that never should've gone out of style; they both have sweet tooths), plays & theater (Dina specifically enjoys musical theater), dancing (It's one of Vlad's old passions, he's teaching Dina), & music (Dina has eclectic tastes in music, enjoying country rock, classic rock, jazz, & classical; she saved up to buy a violin & she's pretty good at it, but isn't interested in being some prodigy, she just does it for fun, so her improvements are slow, while Vlad like classical, rock, & punk, & is an exceptional pianist).

For a better understanding of Dina as a person & her relationship with Vlad, go here:

Careful, it's a very long post.

(Side-note: High-key, I feel like Dash is a complete bisexual mess for both the Fenton Twins & the Phantom Twins, though his crush on the Phantoms are more a celeb crush than anything. With the Fentons, he tries to cover up his crush on Danny by bullying him while he just hits on Dina like he does Jazz, but he's secretly crushed every time she shuts him down.)

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