#jazz as penelope and jason as odysseus lets gooooo

[demonic0angel]

*cracks my knuckles* gimme a week, boss

*anger management after listening to epic*

Jason:

Jazz:

Jason:

Jazz:

Jason: Ja-

Jazz: Yes I would still love you after waiting for decades, and you came back with a kill count to high to count, your friends death on your conscience, and covered in blood of hundreds of men

Jason:....

Jason: I was going ask to ask if you would still love me if I was a worm

Jazz: Yes, to that to

LMFAO

Jazz: … Would you love me as a worm?

Jason: I would build you the most protected worm enclosure in the entire universe, give you the most freshest, cleanest soil, feed you the best worm foods and whenever I meet someone new, I would introduce you as my girlfriend. And then I would find whoever cursed you, brutally torture them, and if you don’t get back to being human, I’ll feed the worm you his remains. But then I’d also get myself cursed as a worm and give the box to Alfred so we can live the rest of our wormy lives together.

Jazz: *both appalled and more in love* …. You tell me the sweetest things…