#javidyo é cuili lesai

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carefully writing the trainer name of a chinese ditto i got from the gts just to discover their name is mcflurry but in chinese

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hard mode for a rhythm game is playing it after only recentlg waking up

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ok im pretty sure if miiverse was still around when i got a wii u i would eat it up. juxtaposition (miiverse 2) is fantastic

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ok just checked the mob vote options

armadillo >>>>>>>>>

first of all penguins are just dolphins. sure they won't be hell to keep. (dolphins love death cuz they need both water and air. they can only survive in bubble columns. makes dolphin aquariums only a dream.) when, though, was the last time anyone has found a snowy shore???

second of all crabs have the dumbest use. "crab claws let you place farther" move. you loser. get scaffolding. dumbest idea i've ever heard for a new item in my entire fucking life.

now this armadillo. wolf armor sounds sick. one of my hobbies in every survival minecraft server i join is to start a wolf army. amass. then go hunting. imagine a mass of hundreds of thousands of dogs hurling at a zombie. now imagine them all wearing armor. that zombie would be praying harder. sick as hell.

this is an armadillo support post, brought to you by me, a locust on a bench. get armadilloed. don't insert an extra d before the last letter in the word armadillo or else.

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really enjoying this toki pona translation of minecraft

large white rock of good skin

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armadillo won? no fucking contest.

now add the other…. 12…. mobs….

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twitter has hit a new low

lotsa posts have ai generated question buttons under em that give you ai generated answers if clicked

and in this case the top two are literally answered by the post (all of this is leaks😭 nintendo hasn't announced anything about the switch 2😭 this is a third party accessory company😭 )

seems to be a common trend - if ai's already bad at answering questions, then it's no better at coming up with questions

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I've been hunting for these two in XY for so long with over 2000 REs and I literally found a full odds psyduck in SV at the end of a chansey outbreak. Whats even the point anymore

the only thing keeping me going in that hunt is that SV does not have pokemon amie

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faceless minecraft content creator fanart can be fun because sometimes their skin is just their favorite character from a show so their fanart is also fanart of them

ex etho's lab is that one naruto character with the silver hair

so basically if you ever wish a character had more fanart, become a famous minecraft youtuber and use their image as your own. the rest will follow

if you ever face reveal though beware. your fanart will resemble you, but if you were wearing a wigless cosplay of them. it will ruin everything

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i need to choose a new pokemon to hyperfixate on. ive lost my passion for maractus and skiploom in favor of devotion towards ledyba. but the only other mons that catche my eye are the freaking scrapped pre evolution of growlithe and the beta breloom with a flower hat. i must pick something actually in the roster this time

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i knew they leaked like. all the beta pokemon from gens 3 to 5. but jesus christ there is so much being leaked

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JFC GUYS SHUT UP ABOUT THE 1.22 LEAKS I WANT TO BE SURPRISED IN 3 HOURS GUYS

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it's been a while since i've hyperfocused something so hard that i stay up an hour or two more than usual! broke that streak today because i realllly wanted to make this chart:

so basically my priorities are very straight and i am absolutely gonna suffer the consequences after i get 5 hours of sleep tonight, go to school, and then go to the homecoming parade

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and that's where you are wrong

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me and the boys

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damn the movie with jack black as minecraft steve comes out the day after my birthday. this is a cursed timeline