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*magnus meets Pincher*
Magnus: who are you? Pincher: I’m Pincher Bates, here’s my card. *hands Magnus his business card*
Magnus, reading it: this says ‘dept collector’
Pincher: the p stands for Pincher
Magnus: …
#and thus was the start of a beautiful (or hideous depending on who you ask) friendship#jatd dragonblade#dragonblade jatd#pincher jatd#jatd pincher#pincher bates
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*Magnus and Pincher doing business* Pincher: I usually charge five percent, but I'll make it three percent. Friends and family discount. Magnus: Make it five. I don't want people getting any idea we're actually friends. Pincher: I respect that. *later* Pincher: And that was the only time I ever watched Magnus Breech pay full price for something when he could have gotten a discount.
#I kept mistyping 'Pincher' as 'Puncher' and I think that's the stupid nickname Pincher would make up on the spot if he was cornered by a foe#'are you pincher?' 'no I'm...puncher.'#anyway#jatd magnus#magnus jatd#dragonblade#pincher jatd#jatd pincher#source: tumblr
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