#jason obviously wasn’t there he was being dramatic in the sewers
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Tw: murder, drowning
I dreamt that i was on a freeway but i had no car but instead i was jogging and perfectly keeping up with the other cars and switching lanes and everything. There was also a tiger statue and a bike that were keeping up with the cars. I made friends with one of the drivers who was a small child, probably elementary schooler with most of his baby teeth missing, who had rolled down the windows so we could talk. The freeway let us out of the woods to a bridge that we couldn’t see past the horizon but as we were getting out of the woods i watched Red Robin get kissed by a floating woman in a white dress and drop dead. I quickly turned from a vehicle into a pedestrian and me and the bats ran ahead on the bridge but were stopped by another woman in a white dress who shackled us to the bridge to be picked off by more of the spirits. I was chained up next to spoiler with signal on the other side of her so i was only paying attention to them when the lady came. I watched her kill duke and then i decided to grab Steph and drown her, forcing the spirit to come into the water so i could also drown her. The rest of the team had died except for dick and damian so we ran away into the sewers where red hood was hiding out with his goons, who looked like the npcs from the hotel from wreck-it-Ralph’s game but life sized so they went up to about hood’s waist and their faces were probably wider or as wide as his torso. Anyways, jason did some posturing about always being prepared and knowing better than the bats and then he went to show us his plan to deal with the spirits. He had a whole area dedicated to where he had something presentation set up for us but he couldn’t get the lights over the cubby to work so he just went around banging on the walls and ceiling and cussing at both the wiring and his goons and himself for like a minute straight - enough time for kori and Roy to fly in and also get huffed at but roy just laughed. Just as the tension from waiting for both his plan and the punchline got to be too much i was RUDELY awaken by my father and i will now spend the rest of the day moping over how i killed Stephanie and didn’t even get to hear how we were gonna kill the angel/harpy/sirens.
#the woman on the bridge was black and the woman i murdered was biracial and had natural hair so at least the afterlife is inclusive#batfam#i don’t think the others knew i had sacrificed steph i think they thought the woman got her#i can only assume Cass sacrificed herself for her brothers because I wasn’t paying attention i was too busy killing one of my favs#i think batgirl!babs was also there but I’m not sure about bruce because nightwing seemed to be leading them#jason obviously wasn’t there he was being dramatic in the sewers#to be fair i had just read a crack fic where Jason’s drama was dialed up to 100#so he kept angsting about everything and quoting Shakespeare and ranting about literature#so that probably influenced the dream#it’s good it’s called ‘Happy Families Kill People Too’ I recommend as a crack fic/pick me up#although there are a few tasteless jokes like making fun of ocd or drawing an Afro on a picture of lex luthor
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