#jarped

[bottomsamtopdeangetwreked]

People out here like "I liked Sam/Jared when he was younger!!" Okay ho that leaves some more for me then 👅👅 give me that man sweat

[daily-odile]

nuh uh (papertrail au)

[jarpp7]

RRAAAHHH MOUTHWASHING DOODLES!!!

v2

Idk which I like more🛴🛴

[payphoneangel]

Thinking that I may never see Sam again fills me with woe. Like?? You don't like Sam my friend Sam?? 🩸📚? Spritz Spritz wanting to see if the squeezy thing worked?????

[barbreypilled]

for the love of god stop blazing ur real ppl fanfiction I do not want to read about myself and Jason Sudeikis!

[pinkdean]

Someone did the —*gunshots* thing in a tag where they were in the middle of typing jarpad so it was like "jarp—". So anyway. I'm calling him "jarp" forever now

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

iirc the idea that we workshopped is that my lil plague doctor man runs an NPC shop, so it's very much a "charon squaring up to beat your ass" in hades style of fight

GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSS

it's out! @jarpened, who makes the Man 'O Shop theme

that I've used in my stream intro for years, has come out with the

BOSS BATTLE

edition!!!!

EVERYONE GO CLICK THROUGH AND GIVE JARP VIEWS THIS SLAPS SO MUCH

[the-boy-who-drank-the-stars]

what if i told you heaven's not a place but a feeling?

Am I post blocked? -> Not yet bitches ^^

long intro below the cut

07/15/24 update: name + pronoun change :3

click here for follower event or search up # 100 stars join the sky

Finn/Quinn/Jess • he/she • audhd + madd + bpd • genderfluid + bisexual + polyamorous • minor • chronically confused I don't really care what names or pronouns you use, just mix it up please Nicknames include but aren't limited to: finnie boy, finnterest, shark finn, star, finn the human boy, finndus the crow king, finnie, finnalicious, finjestinn, jesserescogot, jessie, quintonton, quintum physics, and quinnie. (feel free to add more)

current hyperfixation: dead gay wizards spam sideblog: @hewhoswallowedthemoon i like to write, read, draw, and design things

gryffindor + cabin 11 + intp

fandoms:

harry potter

marauders

grishaverse

riordanverse

marvel

outer banks

hunger games

maze runner

wednesday

high class homos

don't

dm me (unless we're mutuals or you have express permission)

dm me constantly

be hateful/rude on my posts

use passive aggressive tones/remarks

do

interact with my posts

talk to me via asks, reblogs, or comments

use tonetags (mostly during jokes)

send me asks for ask games

anything but the don'ts, really

dni

homophobes

transphobes

ableists

sexists (especially misandrists)

racists

zionists

pedophiles

zoophiles

anyone else who supports hateful/immoral things

tagging system:

# the stars answer the call <- i answer asks

# the stars are rambling <- i shitpost

# the stars fade away <- i log off

# the stars aren't so bright tonight <- i vent post

# the stars find one of their own <- ask game

# the stars are musing <- random thoughts of mine

# the stars are writing <- my writing

mutuals

love you all to bits and pieces but i'll just tag a few

@darrencrissishotasfuck <- my wife, lovely person <3

@themortalityofundyingstars <- my dad, favorite person on here

@aesthetic-writer18 <- my soon to be wife, james to my sirius

@murderous-butterfly <- my favorite dove here <3

@vivusmortuusexcrucior <- awesomesauce loser <33

@rheas-chaos-motivation <- shakespearan rival who has yet to sue me in court

@moon-sun-star-rat <- my favorite beta and lowkey aspire to be him

@tequilaqueen <- getting secretly unhinged older sister vibes from her

@picklerab23 <- not active rn but still a huge sweetheart <33

@jamespotterbbg <- I LIVE FOR HER MICROFICS

@prongspie <- feral dog vibes but he's cool

@ang3lic-t3ars <- supplies me with the foffers, pretty awesome sauce for that

@definitionoffuckup <- bro is ridiculously nice

@justaboymadeofhoneyandglass <- GAY (also cool)

@totalcharliespringsimp <- fellow richie tozier AND kit connor simp (he got me frfr)

sorry if i didnt tag you, you can ask to be added if you want

shoutout to my 3 lame ass siblings

luis (i forgot how to spell his name)

jarp who is Gender Personified

francis

moodboards

made by @gildy-locks

made by @aesthetic-writer18

made by @strawberryapologist

made by @cheekyboybeth

made by @moon-sun-star-rat

made by @jamespotterbbg

made by @wistfulenchantress

made by @stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling

drawings of me

made by @definitionoffuckup

[solarfizzy]

so I translated all of jjs speech to gleep glorp..

“Docteep Zarp promiseep murp tharp rolurp eep eep lifetimarp Zoraxurp needarp thurp wurp greaturp acturp surp orp deliverarp Wheep beep Jeep Junipurp could’vorp impersonatorp EVEReep Head-of-Stateep fooleep thurp wholurp wurp inturp thinkorp thorp joinorp Zoraxurp Hollyworp jurp curp competeep I’vorp NEVorp hurp eep biggurp spotlarp arp thorp therarp eep Agurp Phoenorp borp frarp thurp deep urp extrorp trarp turp upstagorp thorp steep HAHAHeep eep performanceep borp orp theep winurp cellorp almorp horp morp fooleep ALMeep Durp worrorp tharp I’vurp geep eep tharp nucleep codorp rorp herarp seep eep timorp forp morp fineep scenurp Zoraxarp Defencurp thorp Peacarp Summorp tharp Beep revorp orp churp eep we’rorp norp gonnorp destrorp theep worp orp anythorp we’rarp jarp gonnarp sorp arp orp forp nukarp tarp makeep sururp thorp kneep whorp urp chargeep nurp Sadlorp theep makurp theep orp finarp scenarp tarp arp eep werurp urp turp morp eep jeep sheep orp Burp Zeep weep insistarp orp getturp someep footageep arp thorp Phoenarp Darp orp marp whorp urp tharp harp gonorp accordeep turp plarp you'd'vurp beep durp befororp eep werarp halfwurp acrorp tharp Atlanturp Wurp finarp I’varp garp thorp kidnappeep thurp dorp we’varp geep theep seep farp thurp Heads-of-Stateep eep orp deep havorp arp kneep feep directorp urp darp expurp urp teep understeep urp exparp eep turp Wurp frankleep eep expurp orp teep furp orp warp orp beep eep barp torp latarp Weep arp jeep sarp therorp eep listenarp torp thorp wholeep theep urp honestleep deep theep thurp warp happeep orp anurp casorp eep eep arp borp orp orp teep scheduleep rarp narp Peaceep Summeep storp urp orp couplarp hurp eep orp narp gonneep marp meep corp Zeep eep jarp garp turp haveep teep warp wurp whorp we’vorp geep Lurp CAMERurp arp ACTarp corp resurp”

Also alien jj

[scoobydoodean]

Is it true that Jarped implied Cas was just Dean’s imaginary friend, like Sully? I see jokes about it in fandom but I don’t know if it’s true?

No idea don’t keep up with him.

[payphoneangel]

the best Sam art imo is when he's just some lines

[girlactionfigure]

*ISRAEL REALTIME* - "Connecting the World to Israel in Realtime"

🔹No rockets from Gaza yesterday.

▪️Wall Street Journal: Israel informed the US of its intention to establish a buffer zone one kilometer deep in the Gaza Strip.

▪️Shiite militias of Iraq (Iran supported and weapon supplied) state they have shut down Israel’s Haifa and Ashdod ports via suicide drone attack.  “The Islamic resistance in Iraq began the second phase of the naval blockade of the Zionist entity, which includes: a naval blockade in the Mediterranean Sea and the shutdown of its seaports. The siege on it will continue until the blockade of Gaza is lifted and the massacres in the Gaza Strip stop.”  This is called believing your own propaganda and assuming that your enemy failing to report on it is enemy lies.

▪️Flood alert:  Normal Negev and Dead Sea sites for seasonal rain flow are flooding or expected to flood and must be avoided.  Hiking and nature trips should be suspended.  The National Center for Flood Prediction: a flow has been detected down Nahal Ergot, it is expected to reach Highway 90 soon.

▪️The compound and neighborhood where 21 soldiers fell was destroyed yesterday afternoon.

🔶 GAZA-HAMAS Front 

▪️Heavy fighting continues in Khan Yunis, including airstrikes on enemy terror squads.

▪️Enemy action reports: Violent bombardment in various parts of the Gaza Strip now. Israeli aircraft bombed a group of people (fighters - but we report they were children) on the shore of the sea near Rafah, south of the Gaza Strip.  Heavy concentration of IDF forces southwest of Gaza City.  IDF tanks firing at buildings next to Nasser Hospital in Khan Yunis, south Gaza.

▪️Gaza Now reports that somehow, nobody knows why (sarcasm), the HUNDREDS of trucks of food aid entering Gaza and sent to north Gaza keep not arriving or arriving mostly empty.  Where is the aid going?

🔶 RED SEA-Houthis Front 

▪️The Pentagon:  Since the 11th of this month, we have destroyed 25 missile launch facilities and more than 20 missiles, drones and radars in Yemen.

▪️Due to the Houthi attacks in the Red Sea, the German shipping company Hapag Lloyd announced the launch of an overland corridor from the shores of the Persian Gulf in the UAE and Saudi Arabia to the Red Sea - bypasses the "Houthi problem" and also significantly shortens shipping time - truck shipping the containers across Saudi Arabia and loading them on ships in the northern Red Sea closer to the Suez Canal.

🔶 REGIONAL War 

▪️Iraq:  A wave of American attacks in southwestern Iraq and on the way to Qaim (against Iranian backed Shiite militias that have been attacking US bases).  The area under attack is Jarp al-Nasr, an area that was taken over by the Iranian Revolutionary Guards (yes, Iran operating in Iraq).  Iraqi Hezbollah battalions were also attacked.  American planes carried out 5 airstrikes.

🔶 JUDEA-SAMARIA Front 

▪️The village of Urif: our forces blew up the house of the terrorist who carried out the deadly shooting attack near the settlement of Eli on June 20 of last year.

[cassierobinsons]

next thing you know jarp*d will go on joe r*gan to talk about destiel being just friends

it's entirely possible.

[angelinthefire]

Mentally, I sometimes refer to Jensen as "Jackie" due to the "Jackles" moniker. I've never found a good derivative for "Jarpad" though that's some kind of actual real life name and also funny due to the juxtaposition. Suggestions?

Jarp?

[weshallc]

I wasn't going to mention it this year, but there has been a bit of attention and a few kind words. So here are a few Easter memories from Poplar-on-Tweaven.

Extracts from Easter Bernie.

Phyllis cleared her throat, “So if we ever get this meeting started, the first Poplar-on-Tweaven, Church and Crown, Easter Festival takes place tomorrow.”

The 'Crown 7' shuffled into the pew at the back of St Preservus church. Led in by Vi and ushered in by Paddy bringing up the rear.

“Hello, I see the naughty pew has been taken this morning,” beamed Peter Noakes. "That is usually reserved for the Noakes family.”

"I have some understanding of an egg hunt and even the hill rolling, but jarping remains a mystery to me.” Trixie informed Paddy in all seriousness.

The congregation hushed as Tom Hereward arrived in the pulpit, to start the service, just as Chummy, who was sat directly in front of Paddy and Trixie, exclaimed a little too loudly, “I’ve never been more aroused.”

Lucille, in front of her choir, exchanged glances with Tim at the organ and they shrugged their shoulders. He then looked at Bernie, who was shaking her head and glaring at the back of the church. 

“So once I have rolled this egg, I have to go down the hill, retrieve it and if it hasn’t cracked, do it again, until it does?” Trixie said, keeping a wide berth from Paddy who was threatening to throw a squealing Bernie in his arms down the hill.

“They are not real ducks, Trixie. You know? Those ones you put in your bath, those rubber ones. You put your mark on one and the first one Reggie spots at the Mount Busby farm wins.” Fred was beside himself.

“Who has a bath these days? Haven't you all got showers yet, up North?” Trixie was confused.

Fred frowned, Paddy huffed, and Bernie added, “You might be the one at Mount Busby farm, waiting for a duck next year.”

“I don’t think that is in my job description.” Trixie added, but she didn’t look convinced.

Someone with not the longest fuse in Poplar, had sweaty palms and a racing heart and a mouth she couldn’t keep shut.

Later Trixie said that she started the clapping, but everyone was sure it was Val, followed by Lucille. There was definitely a “Well said lass,” from Phyllis and somebody, maybe more than one, said her dad would be proud. Was there an Amen?

There was only her and Paddy now. The sun had gone to its rest behind the Cleveland hills. They sat on Frank and Peggy’s memorial bench sharing a secret ciggie.