#jane and dirk are literally insufferable and rp old timey gumshoes deducing evidence and bc roxy and jake are roxy and jake they play along

[daedalusdavinci]

im here to give u a prompt. if it doesnt make sense tahts not my fault bestie. anyways. for homestuck flavor davekat playing phasmo (<3). for batman flavor. eddie and bruce high stakes chess match. someone is stealing the pieces

i opened this ask telling myself i was going to try my hardest to write one of these and honestly. with love bestie? its not going to happen. i think if i wrote a dk phasmo drabble itd jst end up being a chatfic and chatfics are my enemy just thinking about it i can feel the sins of the past gripping my shoulders

if its worth anything to you i offer this instead: karkats approach in phasmo is to do everything angry and screaming and i hear you say: leo, thats just karkat. but i present to you: fear rage. hes terrified out of his mind and the only way he can cope is by cussing out the ghosts he is screwed so tight its a workout on its own but he is in there!! and he is doing it!!!!!!! dave is a little spooked by sudden noises but he thinks the ghost models are cool so his strat is to just get a hunt as soon as possible to identify the ghost quickly and karkat hates it and hates him and they never play together but karkat does play w sollux and terezi who do consider it their sole mission on this earth to scare him as badly as possible. he likes playing w rose best bc theyre both meticulous about evidence collection and they do piss each other off on purpose a lot but it doesnt end in one of them dying the same way it does w everyone else karkat plays w. dave plays w aradia mostly, and sometimes john for the two seconds where john forgets tht they play like maniacs and then johns like oh right THATS why i never fucking play w dave!!