#jammo

[iron234]

BAD BOE HAS ARRIVED ............

[headfirstslide]

did not get to partake in the fob meltdown on the dash tonight cuz i was actually at the show ^__^

[robascoltayoutube]

Nino D'Angelo e Maria Nazionale - "Jammo Jà" [2010]

[drechastory]

Agreed with both statements! This is a masterpiece but let yourself rest.

It's finally here! The first two pages of aga reborn!

(it took me 22 hours in total. to make both pages so enjoy 😭, I'm gonna take a fucking NAP)

Also anyone know how to make the teaser able to send you to this post?

Writers:

@trashcat07 @knackercracker

[goodqueenaly]

Hello! I hope you are well. I'm back with another weirdly specific question/topic I'd love to read your thoughts on. I was looking at the Frey family tree (as one does) and a detail that I hadn't really paid attention to before- there seem to be a few instances of sisters from the same house marrying into the Freys? Sallei and Sylwa Paege, possibly Sarya and Wynafrei Wheat? And--sorry this is going to be weird!--I thought Corenna and Cyrenna Swann might be sisters and I think Walder is (continue

(continued) I think Walder Frey is a person who...would not have hesitation to marry his son's sister-in-law (if Cyrenna and Corenna were sisters). Do you think that's possible at all? And do you think that--if these examples were actually all sisters--there would be a political or dynastic explanation for it, that there would be this kind of pattern? Sorry for the long question. I love your analysis of this kind of marriage/family tree in ASOIAF and would love to hear your thoughts.

While it's certainly not guaranteed that any two female characters are sisters as opposed to cousins or other relations (a point I mentioned with Betha and Melantha Blackwood), I think it is entirely possible that these pairs of Frey brides were in fact sisters in each case. I also think it is entirely possible that Walder would have married the sister of his son's own bride (which, to be sure, was not entirely unheard of in history: Catherine de' Medici schemed to wed her younger daughter Margaret to Carlos, son of Philip II of Spain, after her older daughter Elisabeth), given Walder's own focus on expanding his personal dynasty. Indeed, this was a point I made when I created a speculative family tree for House Whent: since it appears Sarya and Wynafrei married their Frey husbands at roughly the same time, it’s possible that Walder tried to arrange for an advantageous betrothal with the proud Whents (as had Hoster Tully or his father) by offering himself, as a lord in his own right, as well as his eighth son.

As for the Swanns, while it certainly appears that Corenna and Cyrenna married Stevron and Lord Walder, respectively, in roughly the same period of time (given that Stevron’s son by Corenna, Ryman, and Walder’s elder son by Cyrenna, Jared, were both born somewhere in the late 240s), we cannot even begin to guess why father and son married women who might have been sisters, still less why the Swanns agreed to to the double marriage. Did the Swanns, Baptista Minola-like, refuse a marriage for Corenna unless Cyrenna was found a suitor too? Did Walder offer himself, with all the status and advantage of a lordly marriage not perhaps otherwise guaranteed to Cyrenna Swann, if he could secure a match with the proud and ancient Swanns for his heir? Did Walder secure an otherwise unattainable double match with House Swann because, perhaps, the Swanns may have been out of favor with the crown in the aftermath of Lyonel Baratheon’s rebellion? Any or none of these might have explained the double Frey-Swann marriage.

This lack of explanation holds even more true for Sallei and Sylwa Paege, married to the full brothers Jammos and Whalen Frey. Again, while their children are roughly of an age (with Sylwa's son and daughter being four and three years old, respectively, than Sallei's eldest child), there is no evidence whatsoever as to whether these (possible) sisters married their Frey husbands at the same time, still less why they might have done so (or married these brothers at all). These daughters/nieces/cousins of a mere landed knight may have simply married the sons of a lordly neighbor House for lack of better dynastic options, and Walder Frey in turn may have seen these two sufficiently aristocratic sisters/relatives as being an easy means of getting rid of two of his own extraneous sons. But again, until and unless GRRM decides to provide more detail, we're left with the most vague level of speculation.

[hollowwhisperings]

Frey Civil War: The Many Walders & Waldas Frey

1. Lord Walder Frey of The Crossing (92 y/o), Patriarch of House Frey. Has outlived 7 wives & married an 8th. Hosted the Red Wedding.

2. Walda Frey (9 y/o), daughter of Janyce Hunter. 2nd in the Frey line of inheritance, as the assumed heir of Edwyn Frey (eldest son of Ryman, the eldest son of Ser Stevron by his 1st wife, Corenna Swann: Ser Stevron was Lord Frey's eldest son, by his 1st wife Perra Royce, & was found dead in his tent after the Battle of Oxcross).

3. "Black" Walder Frey (20~42 y/o), 2nd son of an unnamed spouse & the late Ryman Frey (a key conspirator of the RW, later found hanged by outlaws near Fairmarket). He is the younger brother of Edwyn & the elder half-brother of Walton. Black Walder was a key conspirator in the Red Wedding & the killer of a Vance.

4. Walder Vance (9~29 y/o), eldest son of Ser Dafyn Vance & the late Maegelle Frey (only daughter of Ser Stevron, born of his 2nd marriage with Jeyne Lydden). His exact relation to Houses Vance of Atranta & Wayfarer's Rest is uncertain, as is his relation to the Vance slain by Black Walder at the RW.

5. Walton Frey (32~52 y/o), 3rd son of Ser Stevron & his only child by his 3rd wife (Marsella Waynwood, died in childbirth). He has only appeared in appendices, thus far.

6. "Fair" Walda Frey (18 y/o), only daughter of Deana Hardyng & Walton Frey. She was one of many Frey women who danced with King Robb Stark at the Red Wedding.

7. "Red" Walder Frey (15 y/o), 4th & youngest son of Genna Lannister & Emmon Frey (2nd son of Lord Frey by his 1st wife, Perra Royce). He is a squire at Casterly Rock.

8. "White" Walda Frey (11 y/o), only daughter of Jeyne Beesbury & Rhaegar Frey (2nd son of Ser Aenys, Lord Frey's 3rd son by his 1st wife). Her father is currently MIA.

9. Walder Haigh (5 y/o), eldest son of Ser Harys Haigh (eldest son of Perriane, Lord Frey's eldest daughter & his last child with Perra Royce). Knights of House Haigh participated in the RW massacre.

10. Walder Goodbrook (10 y/o), eldest son of Ser Garse Goodbrook & Kyra Frey (daughter of Ser Jared, 4th son of Lord Frey & 1st by his 2nd wife, Cerenna Swann). Knights of House Goodbrook participated in the RW massacre.

11. "Fat" Walda Frey (16 y/o), daughter of Mariya Darry & the late Merrett Frey (9th son of Lord Frey & the 4th by his 3rd wife, Amarei Crakehall). She was one of the many Frey women to dance with King Robb at the RW & was then wed to Lord Roose Bolton.

12. "Little" Walder Frey (9 y/o), only son of Mariya Darry & Merrett Frey. Found dead at Winterfell.

13. Walda Frey (5 y/o), 2nd daughter of Leonella Lefford & "Lame" Lothar Frey (12th son of Lord Frey & 1st by his 4th wife, Alyssa Blackwood). Her father, alongside Lord Roose Bolton, was one of the primary engineers of the RW.

14. "Big" Walder Frey (9 y/o), eldest son of Sallei Paege & Ser Jammos Frey (13th son of Lord Frey, 2nd by his 4th wife). He has been a ward at Winterfell for most of the series, alongside his late cousin Little Walder.

15. Walder Brax (6 y/o), 2nd son of Ser Flement Brax & Morya Frey (3rd daughter of Lord Frey, 1st by his 4th wife). Knights of House Brax participated in the RW.

16. Waltyr Frey (10 y/o), 21st son of Lord Frey & 3rd by his 7th wife, Annara Farring. He & the other children of Annara Farring are alleged as being bastards of Black Walder.

17. "Bastard" Walder Rivers, eldest of Lord Frey's bastards. He lead the charge on those camped outside The Twins for the RW.

18. Walda Rivers, daughter of Bastard Walder & a Lady Charlton.

19. Walda Rivers (5 y/o), daughter of Ser Aemon Rivers (son of Bastard Walder) & niece of the other Walda Rivers.

Just For Fun:

the average age of a Walder "Frey" is 19½ years old. this does not take into account Walders whose ages are vague estimates.

with Lord Walder (an outlier who should not have been counted) Excluded, the average Walder is 9 years old.

the average "Walda" is 10/11 years old.

in addition to those named above, ASOIAF has four other "Walders": 2 historic Ser Walders from the reign of Daeron II, of Houses Woodmere & Stackspear; the last known Lord of House Tarbeck, Lord Walderan; and the Objectively Best Walder in the series, Walder of Winterfell (16~ y/o).

[myinfinitystory]

Si 'a città piglia pere

Ce ne jammo 'o mare, nennè

[shinynx]

Would Bad Bo Jammo smoke camel crush or would it make him take damage from that good good menthol taste

[victorianpining]

3, 7 & 13 for spotify ask game !

Thanks Jammo!

3. how many liked songs do you have?

I don't really utilize the liked song feature but apparently I've been hitting it by accident, so 79!

7. shuffle your favorite playlist and tell me which song comes up first and your favorite lyric

Another song from the playlist: Cardigan by Taylor Swift

'Cause I knew you Steppin' on the last train Marked me like a bloodstain, I I knew you Tried to change the ending Peter losing Wendy, I I knew you Leavin' like a father Running like water, I And when you are young, they assume you know nothing

13. how many songs are on your longest playlist?

102! Wowza!!!

[smallcatsims]

The Viscount dwells primarily in the eastern castle with some of his more favored family members. The rest of the Freys live here. We’ve met Edwyn and Black Walder already. 

Jammos and his wife Sallei are the primary reigning couple here, mostly because of Sallei, who is pretty much the only competent and intelligent adult here. She does the bookkeeping, supervises the servants, and teaches the children. She and her husband actually have a happy marriage, though he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. He is an ensign in the Westerosi military, and spends most of his time playing cards and drinking with Ryman Frey, who is Black Walder and Edwyn’s father. He is dull witted as a stone and works as a Fopdoodle in the gambler career. 

Sallei and Jammos have three children. Their eldest is Walder (big Walder in the books and I’ll use that name for him here so it’s not too confusing.) Walder is a fairly smart and sensitive young man, and probably too good looking to be true to his book counterpart due to how beautiful Sallei is. They also have twin toddlers, Dickon and Mathis.

Mylenda Frey lives here as well. Her husband, Petyr, manages his father’s legal affairs and stays in the eastern castle to manage things from there. He is quite unfortunate looking and covered in pimples, so his wife is just fine staying here so she can more easily woohoo with Black Walder. She isn’t the smartest or most useful sim. She helps to care for her daughter Perra and the other babies, and she is a good cook, though.

[maddavvero]

Nce ne jammo. E nfaccia ‘a porta

Veco tanto n’avuciello,

gruosso quant’a nu cavallo,

e cu ‘e scelle ‘e cestariello.

Saglie ngroppa, statte attiento,

e a, scrive bboni ccose,

me dicette Santu Pietro;

e che ssiano rispettose!

Nun fa’ diebbete, va chiano,

e rispetta ‘e Sacramente;

fatte sempre ‘o fatto tuio,

e n’ave paura ‘e niente!

Chi cammina p’ ‘o dderitto

Nun po’ mai ntruppechià!

Chisto è frateto ca parla!

Che te pozzo aggevulà?

-Santù Piè… na grazia voglio…

-Va dicenno, figlio mio…

-‘O cerviello e ‘a bbona sciorta…

-E va bbuò, lassa fa’ a Dio!

E stennènnome na mano

me dicette: – Afferra ‘a bbriglia!

Tiene forte, e buon viaggio!

Tanti ossequii alla famiglia!

[zerochars]

Gonna see how many music types I can get my Grandma Jam(Jammo) to listen to and how many she'll like. I have 3-4 days, will update

[sadpetalworld]

int e poste addò nun jammo cchiù stammo ancora nuje

[hellraiser-gorydays-kwort]

Skeletor Daniel JETS JAMMO LOL

[bigwizardinmybackyard]

I JUST CALLED AND IT TOLD ME BAD BOE JAMMO CAPTURED A HOSTAGE WITH TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS AND TO LEAVE A MESSAGE INTERROGATING HIM BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

my friends & i have a late nite tradition of watching old 80’s/90’s commercial compilations. last night we found one that none of us had a single clue what it was supposed to be for

couldn’t find anything about it online. we called the number on a whim, and it’s STILL UP. and it only brought up more questions. what the fuck is this

[kerbrobro]

Oh my god the Bad Boe Jammo number changed again. I wonder how many times that's happened?