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Incorrect Halloween Quotes
I’m done waiting for October.
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Lilia: It’s not fey you have to worry about! It’s those damned ghosts!
Jamie in the spirit world: Okay, first of all rude. Not all ghosts are murder hobos.
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Thelnus: *holding a pumpkin in a pumpkin field*
Crowley, narrating: He looked out at the field of beheaded warriors, and in his hands he held the head of the pumpkin king.
Thelnus: *shrugs*
Crowley: He had won.
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Vil: Mal, there’s a sassy ghost in Pomefiore.
Malleus: A... A sassy ghost...?
Vil: *pulls out his phone* We bought security cameras and here’s what they picked up!
Jamie in his ghostly form: *trying on Vil’s heels* *struts down the hallways*
Jamie: *posing in everyone’s clothes*
Jamie: *doing splits in the kitchen*
Malleus: That is... Certainly a situation.
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Kalim: You guys wanna hear something scary?
Ace and Lilia: Uh-huh...
Kalim: ...My grades!
Both: *SHRIEKING*
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Divus trying to be a parent to the students.
Kalim: Professor Crewel, look at all my candy!
Divus: Remember kids, we have to check it first.
Ace: Why?
Divus: Just to be safe.
Lilia: Nah, I’m gonna eat it now. :D
Divus: *sigh* Fine, choke on a fucking razor blade. Happy Halloween.
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Ruggie, gesturing out to a field of pumpkins: Look at all those basketballs!
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Divus: Dad, put down the battle ax! You’re overreacting!
Thelnus: BOY IT IS THE SEASON OF THE DEAD WALKING THE EARTH! YOU ARE UNDER-REACTING!
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Vil: Wooo~ I’m a spooky ghost~
Leona: You don’t sound that scary.
Vil: *smacks him* You wanna say that again?
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Ace and Kalim: Trick or Treat!
Sam: *pulls out a deck of cards* Oh, I’ve got a trick!
Ace: I mean... We’d prefer a treat...
Sam: ...Then get the fuck off my property.
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Crowley: And when they open the door what do you say?
Ruggie: ...Happy Birthday?
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Floyd: *knocking on Mozus’s door* Trick or Treat! ...We know you’re in there. Your lights are on... Give us candy, asshole!
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Rook: *looks to his shoulder, where something red has dripped down*
Rook: *looks up*
Crowley on the roof with a red Popsicle: My popsicle’s melty...
Rook: DANGIT HEADMASTER
Crowley: I can’t get down. 😥
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Guess who forgot to buy candy.
First years: Trick or Treat!
Leona: *sigh* Alright. Got some soy sauce... Uh... A couple batteries. An empty coke bottle... And ah... Some rice.
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Rook: I thought you were on a diet.
Vil: I am. *munching candy* I’m just checking the candy for poison or whatever.
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Divus: I just wanted one normal Halloween where I could gorge myself on candy and vodka and watch horror movies. *gestures to the Chaos Trio* I didn’t sign up for this.
#incorrect twisted wonderland quotes#halloween#lilia vanrouge#jamie avalan#thelnus#divus crewel#kalim al asim#ruggie bucchi#malleus draconia#vil shoenheit#leona kingscholar#rook hunt#dire crowley#ace trappola#mozus trein#floyd leech#sam
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TW OC Battle Quotes!
So this was started by @prometheanglory and I felt like doing this!
I added a lot of nuance to these... Maybe a little too much. 😅
Sienna
Battle Start: Time to rough em’ up!
Selected: Hell yeah! I’m just itching for a fight!
Attacking: These claws aren’t just for show!
Special/Crit: I’m not paying your hospital bill when this is over.
Team-up: Alright, partner, we can do this!
Team-up (with any first year): Big sis has got your back!
Team-up (with Leona): Woohoo! There’s no way I can lose with Big Bro on my team!
Minor Injury: Psh! You were holding back, right?
Major Injury: Fuck! That one... Actually hurt a little.
Defeated: That was great for a practice round! You ready to fight for real?
Victory: Thanks for a fun match!
Surrender: I gotta go help one of my little siblings with their homework.
Accepting Surrender: Uh... I didn’t hurt you too bad, did I?
Zahir
Battle Start: You really wanna fight me? *huffs* Your funeral.
Battle Start (Against Leona): N-No! I can’t possibly hurt him!
Selected: I have places to be, you know.
Attacking: This is for Leona! (He is watching, right?)
Attacking Leona/Crit or Special on Leona: Please forgive me!
Special/Crit: Your painful howls are music to my ears~
Team-up: Strength in numbers, I suppose.
Team-up (with Leona): *wistful sigh* There’s no way they can beat this dream team!
Team-up (with Rook): If you start flirting, I’m leaving your ass to get beaten alone.
Minor Injury: *sarcasm* Oh no... How can I possibly go on?
Minor Injury (From Leona): Did you... Hold back just for me?
Major Injury: *winces* Even if I lose this match, you’ll pay for that later.
Major Injury (From Leona): That’s okay! As long as my dorm leader wins in the end!
Defeated: Please... Tell me Leona isn’t watching...
Defeated (Against Leona): Of course... Leona would never lose...
Defeated (Against Rook): *pulling his own hair* DAMMIT HUNT!
Victory: Another victory in the name of our magnificent dorm leader~
Victory (Against Leona): This victory feels hollow...
Victory (Against Rook): That was for every innuendo you’ve ever made!
Surrender: I have more important things to do.
Surrender (Against Leona): I just can’t hurt my dorm leader!
Surrender (Against Rook): *exasperated sigh* You win this round, Hunt!
Accepting Surrender: Wise decision.
Accepting Surrender from Leona: Y-You would throw the match for me?
Deidrick
Battle Start: Are you sure you want to fight me?
Selected: Hm? I’m a bit busy with research.
Attacking: You brought this upon yourself!
Special/Crit: *summons undead for his special attack* My servants have been feeling so lonely in their graves as of late...
Team-up: Please try not to hit my servants.
Team-up (With Malleus): *chuckle* Isn’t this somewhat unfair for our opponents, Draconia?
Team-up (With Arawn): *to the opponents:* I must warn you, my partner is completely devoid of mercy, sympathy, and any sense of remorse.
Minor Injury: You’ll have to hit harder than that to defeat me.
Major Injury: *groans* I must admit... I am impressed.
Defeated: *calms himself* I can’t let my pride get the better of me... *soft sigh* Congratulations, friend. You earned this victory.
Victory: *deep sigh* Let’s get you to the infirmary.
Surrender: My apologies, but might we continue this at a later date?
Accepting Surrender: Are you okay? Should I get the nurse?
Arawn
Battle Start: You would dare to challenge me?
Battle Start (Against Deidrick): Of course I want to fight you! I’ve only been looking forward to it for years!
Selected: I don’t have time to play games.
Attacking: Know your place, filth!
Attacking Deidrick: This is my revenge, Morkond!
Special/Crit: Gods of my ancestral home, I offer this heathen to you...
Team-up: Do not get in my way.
Team-up (with Deidrick): Show me the old Deidrick, who would never allow these worms to dare challenge us!
Team-up (with Jamil, Zahir, Azul, or Malleus): At least I’ve been given a competent partner.
Minor Injury: What a joke...
Major Injury: Damn you!
Defeated: If only I were at my full power...
Defeated (Against Deidrick): Someday... I’ll make you pay...
Victory: You really thought you could defeat me?
Victory (Against Deidrick): *tauntingly* Did our powerful dorm leader lose to his second-in-command? Ha!
Surrender: Deidrick has errands for me to run...
Surrender (Against Deidrick): Don’t think you’ve won! I simply... Haven’t finished those errands you needed me to run...
Accepting Surrender: I see you’ve learned your place. I do hope this “lesson” has been informative.
“Accepting” Surrender (Against Deidrick): Don’t think you can just walk away from our fight! This isn’t over!
Thelnus
Battle Start: So ye want t’ test yer metal against old Thelnus, huh?
Selected: Okay, okay. Didn’t need t’ finish pickin’ apples anyway...
Attacking: I may be old, but I can still swing a warhammer just fine!
Special/Crit: *warhammer sparks with electricity* Yer about t’ find out why they used t’ call me Thelnus Stormcaller!
Team-up: Let’s give ‘em hell!
Team-up (with Divus): Stay out o’ the way o’ my warhammer, menthiv. I don’t want ye gettin’ hit.
Team-up (with Lilia or Ace): Now’s not the time fer games, weasel!
Minor Injury: Barely a tickle!
Major Injury: Took worse beatings than this in my monster huntin’ days!
Defeated: I’m gettin’ too old fer this...
Victory: Ye be needin’ some more trainin’!
Surrender: Old Thelnus needs a break...
Accepting Surrender: It’s good t’ know when t’ back down. No shame in that.
Jamie (Secret Character: Unlock by Performing a Dark Ritual!)
Battle Start: Wow... I haven’t had a good spellcaster’s duel in ages...
Battle Start (Against Divus): Hey, I don’t wanna fight my best friend!
Selected: How... Did you even find me?
Attacking: *casting an ice spell* How ice to meet you! ...Oh wow, that was bad.
Special/Crit: I hope you’re not too sensitive to the cold...
Team-up: I haven’t made a new friend in so long!
Team-up (with Divus): It’s been too long...
Minor Injury: Wait, am I not a ghost anymore? That actually hit me!
Major Injury: Ouch! Please don’t make me a ghost again!
Defeated: Eh, I’m a little rusty...
Defeated (Against Divus): Who cares if I lost? I’ve got my best friend back!
Victory: *twirls wand around his finger* Not bad, for someone who just came back from the dead!
Victory (Against Divus): Haha! I totally put you on ice! Wanna go get lunch and catch up?
Surrender: Hey! I want to stay alive, thanks!
Accepting Surrender: Was I too hot to handle? ...Wait... I use ice spells! Ugh!
#i got carried away#twisted wonderland#jamie avalan#thelnus#zahir extereius#deidrick morkond#arawn veirvo#meme
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5 sesiones Boiler Room para disfrutar el confinamiento
Es el cuarto fin de semana de confinamiento, acabas de terminar de comer, y con la tontería le ganaste la batalla a esa botella de Riberita al que le traías ganas toda la semana (te lo mereces).
Estás a punto de poner musiquita o esa play list que tanto te gusta ya va por la tercer vuelta, entonces eres consciente de que se te calentó el morro, el Gin Tonic irrumpe con fuerza en el horizonte y necesitas una banda sonora a la altura de las circunstancias.
Nuestros antepasados desarrollaron capacidades de adaptación evolutivas para sobrevivir, como aprender a cazar en grupo o aprender a usar el fuego; a nosotros, los posmodernos, parece que nos toca medir nuestra capacidad de adaptación y supervivencia a través de generar momentos exquisitos para el ocio.
Parece que no hay mejore prueba de fuego para esto que el confinamiento que nos regala el puto Coronavirus. Así que aprovechemos estos días en forma de página en blanco para escribir esos momentos, démosle carrete a nuestro lado dionisíaco, crucemos (por millonésima vez) el umbral de YouTube y visitemos esa mina de felicidad llamada Boiler Room.
Según Wikipedia, cito: Boiler Room es una plataforma en línea de difusión musical que comisiona y retransmite sesiones de música en vivo por todo el mundo. Fue fundada en Londres en 2010 y en la actualidad presenta shows en alrededor de 100 ciudades.
Sin más rollo, estas son las cinco sesiones, grabadas de día y al aire libre, más inspiradoras y bailongas que tu Own party está pidiendo a gritos:
1) Jamie xx | Reykjavík |
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La puesta de sol en la capital islandesa nos ha dejado la teología de las sesiones al aire libre. La maestría de Jamie nos sorprende con esas mezclas huecas y por momentos imposibles, donde arrasa su erudición en la selección de temas, tocando todos los palos de la baraja.
Atención al minuto 35.00 cuando el 🚀 despega de forma definitiva con Question - KH (a.k.a. Four Tet).
Estamos, sin exagerar, ante las Meninas de las Boiler.
2) Honey Dijon | Sugar Mountain 2018
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La horiunda de Chicago se subió a los platos con la mano caliente, echándole semilla a la maraca pa’ que suene desde el minuto one, apostando fuerte con Stevie Wonder. Se nota que está enchufada y todos los canguros de Australia lo saben. Bailongo y gozadera. La Serena Williams del house (leído en los comentarios) se regocija con bombos infatigables, timbales intermitentes y cualquier recurso de percusión para no bajar el pistón.
Ojo al 🧨 que explota en el minuto 36.00 (Cratebug - Melondrop (Chicago Mix), una delicia.
3) Carl Cox | Ibiza Villa Takeovers
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Más de 44 millones de reproducciones avalan lo que muchos entendidos de la música electrónica consideran como una de las mejores Boilers de la historia.
Del genio de Manchester, poco que añadir, lo único, agradecerle mantener bien viva la tradición musical 🇬🇧 y regalarnos momentos para enmarcar, como el Blue Mondazo del minuto 31.00 🤤.
Billetes y alojamiento de primera clase en Ibiza, ¿qué pero le pones?
4) Folamour | FLY Open Air 2019
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Funk, bruma y gente comprometida con el dancing. Así arranca una de las mejores Boilers al aire libre de la historia. El francés disfruta lo que hace, se nota. Auténtico y cercano en los platos, demuestra intuición en la elección de temas y no se traiciona nunca. Así se convierte en el mejor celador en la caldera de una locomotora.
Y como era de esperar, el 🚂 se descarrila; ya con velocidad de crucero ese gorrito bailador nos regala en el minuto 32:00 el que posiblemente ya sea el mejor momento en la historia del canal. A partir de ahí ya todo será un río fuera de cauce.
En pocas Boilers se nota la atmósfera que se alcanzó bajo esa carpa en Escocia. Muy poco móvil aparece grabando la escena. Epic.
5) Tom Trago | Dekmantel Festival 2018
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Llega el fin de la lista, y pongo en este lugar justo al que considero el mejor final en la historia de la marca Boiler. El productor holandés parece que está jugando las semifinales de una Eurocopa en casa y no se arruga ante el partido.
Además, se trata del único concierto Live de música electrónica, donde Tom presentaba el que por aquel entonces era su trabajo de grabación más reciente. La escuela electrónica flamenca en todo su esplendor. Armonías progresivas vertebradas con cuidadas capas de melodías y sintetizadores de vanguardia.
Todo va viento en popa, Trago nos regala un directo de una calidad excepcional, aparece entonces en escena el presentador corta rollos al escenario, estamos llegando al final, minuto 55:00 y 💥 💥, esa camisa hawaiana nos tiene reservado un último as bajo la (corta) manga.
Ojalá que el encierro te traiga buena música a tu vida <3
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Faerie Fire
I’m doing that story about Divus and Thelnus in the school store that I said I was gonna do last time I posted about the Fantasy Costco. (For any new followers: Thelnus is an old Dwarvish gardener who is like a father figure to Divus.)
Other parts of the Fantasy Costco/Mystery Shop series:
The original headcanons Group Project (Part 1) Group Project (Part 2) Snow and Idia in Fantasy Costco (Introducing John)
Previous Thelnus stories:
Facts on Thelnus Thelnus’s Pies Menthiv
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“Menthiv, what were you thinking going into the Fantasy Costco near closing?”
Divus sighed, averting his eyes from Thelnus’s worried gaze. There was nothing worse than feeling like his father was disappointed in him.
“I really needed components for tomorrow’s exam...”
“Next time I’ll get them for-” Thelnus paused, noting the sudden chill in the air. He’d fought enough supernatural entities in his day to know when something was amiss. “...Menthiv... You run,” Thelnus said, pointing across the fey-themed store. “That direction. Quickly.”
“But I can’t leave you-”
“You can and you will! Move, Divus!”
Giving a direct order was unlike Thelnus, which (Divus decided) meant that this was definitely a dire situation.
Divus did exactly as he was told, racing towards the section of the store dedicated to crystals and amulets. He stopped to catch his breath, wondering if there was anything he could do to help Thelnus when a soft hand grabbed his.
“Hey buddy... Do you need some help?”
A short Elven man stood before him, thin as a twig with snowy-white skin and hair. His lavender eyes were filled with concern for the student.
“Who...?”
“Name’s Jamie Avalan. What are you doing in Faerie Fire? I thought Crowley had finally gotten it through to everyone that the school store is dangerous around closing time.”
“...Faerie Fire?”
“My store. The one before...” Jamie shuddered. “The Fantasy Costco. Eugh. What was John thinking with that dumb name?”
Divus found himself calming down as Jamie spoke. The elf’s voice was quiet and soothing, like the sound of rain pattering on the window. “I didn’t know there was a store before Fantasy Costco.”
“Yep! Made it fey themed. People kept thinking I was a fey too! Which is a common misconception about elves, you know! But nope, I’m just a snow elf,” Jamie said with an enthusiastic smile. Divus got the feeling that he was a bit of a know-it-all, but with Jamie it didn’t really feel as annoying as with other people. “I even named the store after my favorite spell. By the way, do you need a potion for calming emotions? You seem freaked out!”
“No... No, I’m okay...”
“Oh, that’s good,” Jamie looked to Divus’s dorm symbol. “I used to be in Pomefiore when I was a student too. Then I... I saw that thing in the store. And I ended up the new store owner!”
As sweet as Jamie seemed, Divus didn’t have time to entertain the little chatterbox.
“I’m sorry to cut you short here... But I need help! Thelnus-the school gardener-he stayed behind when one of those things showed up!”
Jamie nodded. “That may be bad. Usually when a student sees the Old One, they get marked as the next store owner, but staff members can’t be marked... So...” Jamie started off in the direction Divus came from.
Divus hurried along to catch up with him. “What are you doing?”
“Gonna save Thelnus. Do you wanna tag along?”
“I... I guess?”
Jamie led the way back. They found Thelnus sitting on the ground, with Crowley standing over him. Divus smiled, almost rushing out to greet his adoptive dad when Jamie held out his arm to stop him.
With his other hand, the small snow elf pointed one finger at ‘Crowley,’ firing a Ray of Frost spell directly at its head.
The phantasm disappeared, leaving just the silent Thelnus.
“Looks like the Old One has already been here. That was just a lesser creature disguised as Headmaster Crowley.”
Divus ignored the information, running to his dad. “Dad... Dad, can you hear me?”
“I can hear you, boy! But Berrig and I don’t have any sons...” Thelnus looked up at the ceiling, visibly confused. “Or... Do we have a son?”
“Thelnus... Thelnus, Berrig has been dead for years...”
The old gardener’s eyes widened, staring at him in shock. “Lies! You speak lies!”
Divus’s heart raced in his chest. He couldn’t lose his only parent like this! “No... Dad, you-”
A gloved hand rested on Divus’s shoulder. “I came as fast as I can. Divus, please step away so I might help him,” the real Crowley requested.
“Is he gonna be okay?”
Crowley looked from Divus to Thelnus. “I don’t know.”
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Two weeks later, and it was looking like Thelnus had officially gone senile. Sometimes he forgot the people around him, thinking he was still in his glory days and living with his husband.
He needed Divus’s help in everyday tasks almost all the time... Divus had gone from being the child to being the caretaker in mere hours.
After those two weeks had passed, John (the current school store owner) delivered a message from somebody named Jamie. He explained that Divus may not remember Jamie, but Jamie remembered him.
Crowley made an arrangement: He linked a mirror between the old store and Divus’s dorm. That way Divus could talk to someone who understood Thelnus’s situation, and Jamie didn’t have to be alone. It took an incredible amount of research to create the link, but it seemed to help both of them cope with their situations.
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“You wouldn’t believe the ridiculous antics the fourth years get up to around graduation!” Divus ranted to his best friend Jamie through the mirror.
Jamie smiled weakly, listening happily to Divus’s rant.
“Honestly, I’ll never get that awful stain out of my coat! And Dad refuses to leave his cabin until they’re gone!”
Jamie laughed softly. “Send them to Faerie Fire. It’d be quite the revenge prank!”
Divus chuckled at Jamie’s dark humor. “God, you’re evil!”
Rubbing his eye with his hand, Jamie sighed sadly. “Divus... I wanna be out there with you. In the real world.”
Divus’s eyes softened, and he rested his hand on the mirror. “I’ll get you out of there someday.... I can’t let my best friend be trapped forever.”
“...Divus... Faerie Fire is gonna disappear soon.”
His brow furrowed in confusion. “What do you mean?”
“A student named Sam was marked as the new store owner. When he graduates, John will be trapped in my place, and I... I’ll disappear along with my store.”
Divus was silent... He... He refused to lose Jamie. He’d already lost part of his father’s sanity to that damn store! He wouldn’t let it take his best friend!
“Then I have quite a close deadline, huh?”
“Divus...”
“I won’t let this happen, Jamie! I’m not letting that store take anybody else!”
Jamie only smiled. “Thank you for being my best friend, Divus...” He said as he faded from the mirror.
Divus tapped on the mirror. “Jamie? Come on, please talk to me! ...Jamie...”
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Four weeks later, Mr. S’s Mystery Shop was open for business. And in the corner of the store sat a tombstone, with a framed picture of a snow elf with wisps of white hair and lovely lavender eyes, whose features are forgotten by most as soon as they look away.
Engraved on it were the words: “In memory of Jamie Avalan.”
#jamie is babey#he's a little chatterbox and i love him#man i'm tired#jamie avalan#thelnus#divus crewel#ocs#scenarios#mr s's mystery shop
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Out of curiosity, would ghost Jamie visit Divus during the Halloween season? How would it go? On that note, would Berrig (really hope I didn't get his name wrong) visit Thelnus?
Oh, yay! I got an ask about my characters!
Jamie certainly visits Divus... But Divus can’t really see him, since he isn’t very in-tune with the spirit world. Jamie may visit him in his dreams though, which always leaves Divus wondering whether that was the real Jamie, or if it was just another dream.
Berrig’s (you got it right!) soul has pretty much moved on. Unlike Jamie, Berrig got a proper funeral performed by priests, and he died “naturally” (in the sense that his death was caused by a natural, rather than supernatural, occurrence). Dwarves are a very religious people with their own pantheon of gods, and Berrig would definitely have ended up in the associated heaven.
And honestly, Thelnus would be happier knowing Berrig is in a peaceful, happy afterlife rather than stuck as a ghost.
(I usually write stories where someone’s religion/belief system dictates what happens when they die, so there could definitely be some characters who can come back from the afterlife after death. But the Dwarvish gods in particular prefer for their people to stay in the afterlife once they make it there. There are reasons for this, like the fact that powerful entities can trap wandering spirits.)
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School Store Owners
Well I’ve now made two school store owners previous to Sam, so I guess formal introductions are under way.
Okay, in order of first to latest store owners...
Jamie Avalan
Store: Faerie Fire Age: 125 (Roughly 20 in elf years) Birthday: March 3rd (Pisces) Height: 5′2′’ Weight: 100 lbs Sexual/Romantic Orientation: Gay Personality Type: ENFP-A Species: Snow Elf (My elves are basically the result of humans who got trapped in the fey realm for so long that the magic of the place changed their biology a bit and gave them innate magical powers... So that’s what Jamie is.) Appearance: Pure white hair and skin (like an albino). Stick thin and graceful in appearance. His face is heart-shaped and quite feminine, with delicate features. A button nose, small heart-shaped lips (which are often decorated with pale lavender lipstick), and bright lavender eyes framed with long white lashes. His cheeks and shoulders are dusted with freckles that are the same lavender as his eyes. His hair is fluffy and soft. Usually wears dark purple robes like a proper fucking wizard. Since he’s an elf, he’s got the beauty of an elf along with the slender frame and long pointy ears (like... longer than Lilia or Maleus’s ears.) Magic: As a Snow Elf, he’s got quite a leg up when it comes to ice elemental magic. Besides that he used to be in Pomefiore, so he’s pretty exceptional with potion crafting as well. Personality: He... Is such a mess. And I love him. He’s the type to constantly want to learn more about everything, and loves intellectual challenges. He’s bad at picking up on social cues, and rarely reads between the lines when speaking with others (if you don’t say exactly what you mean, he’s not going to understand your message. You can’t be sarcastic or passive-aggressive at all with him.) He often simply walks away without saying goodbye if he needs to get something done or thinks the conversation is becoming stale (he’s not trying to be rude; he’s just a little awkward). Despite being bad at picking up on social cues, he loves to talk. He’s very passionate about just about everything he does, and he can’t help but share everything he’s learned and all the things he’s working on. Interests: He’s very interested in the fey realm that his ancestors were trapped in for so many years. He even made his store fey themed. Besides that, he really enjoys doing his makeup and dressing up (he WAS in Pomefiore after all). He loves to learn about the history and culture of other races (like humans and dwarves) as well. He adores nature and animals. Dorm before graduation: Again, Pomefiore.
John
Store: Fantasy Costco Age: 33 Birthday: May 6th (Taurus) Height: 5′8′’ Weight: 150 lbs. Sexual/Romantic Orientation: Asexual-Panromantic Personality Type: INFJ-T Species: Human Appearance: Looks absolutely ridiculous. He has brown hair tied into a low ponytail, and he has a shaggy beard too. Has bright blue eyes behind large black glasses. Wears tacky Hawaiian shirts pretty much all the time. Looks like a dad, but he’s not a dad. Magic: Not especially remarkable with magic. He’s better at inventing new magical items. Personality: Jovial and friendly as long as he knows the person he’s talking to. He usually prefers to keep to himself and small groups of friends. Within his friend groups he’s always supportive and kind. He tends to be pretty hard on himself when nobody is watching. Interests: Loves to travel. Besides that, he enjoys crafting magic items, painting, and playing video games. Dorm before graduation: Ignihyde
Sam
Store: Mr. S’s Mystery Shop Age: 28 Birthday: June 9th (Gemini) Species: Human Magic: Voodoo Dorm before graduation: Possibly Octavinelle
(Sorry I don’t have much on Sam. It feels like they only gave us the bare minimum to work with on his personality, and I’m not especially familiar with Facilier.)
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Alternate titles are:
Divus is Done with Everyones Shit
Jamie is the Sassiest Gay Queen of Sassy Gay Queens
Crowley Being a Jokester Dad
Vil is a SASSPOT
The Chaos Trio but they've been ultra hyped by Candy
Incorrect Halloween Quotes
I’m done waiting for October.
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Lilia: It’s not fey you have to worry about! It’s those damned ghosts!
Jamie in the spirit world: Okay, first of all rude. Not all ghosts are murder hobos.
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Thelnus: *holding a pumpkin in a pumpkin field*
Crowley, narrating: He looked out at the field of beheaded warriors, and in his hands he held the head of the pumpkin king.
Thelnus: *shrugs*
Crowley: He had won.
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Vil: Mal, there’s a sassy ghost in Pomefiore.
Malleus: A… A sassy ghost…?
Vil: *pulls out his phone* We bought security cameras and here’s what they picked up!
Jamie in his ghostly form: *trying on Vil’s heels* *struts down the hallways*
Jamie: *posing in everyone’s clothes*
Jamie: *doing splits in the kitchen*
Malleus: That is… Certainly a situation.
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Kalim: You guys wanna hear something scary?
Ace and Lilia: Uh-huh…
Kalim: …My grades!
Both: *SHRIEKING*
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Divus trying to be a parent to the students.
Kalim: Professor Crewel, look at all my candy!
Divus: Remember kids, we have to check it first.
Ace: Why?
Divus: Just to be safe.
Lilia: Nah, I’m gonna eat it now. :D
Divus: *sigh* Fine, choke on a fucking razor blade. Happy Halloween.
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Ruggie, gesturing out to a field of pumpkins: Look at all those basketballs!
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Divus: Dad, put down the battle ax! You’re overreacting!
Thelnus: BOY IT IS THE SEASON OF THE DEAD WALKING THE EARTH! YOU ARE UNDER-REACTING!
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Vil: Wooo~ I’m a spooky ghost~
Leona: You don’t sound that scary.
Vil: *smacks him* You wanna say that again?
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Ace and Kalim: Trick or Treat!
Sam: *pulls out a deck of cards* Oh, I’ve got a trick!
Ace: I mean… We’d prefer a treat…
Sam: …Then get the fuck off my property.
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Crowley: And when they open the door what do you say?
Ruggie: …Happy Birthday?
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Floyd: *knocking on Mozus’s door* Trick or Treat! …We know you’re in there. Your lights are on… Give us candy, asshole!
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Rook: *looks to his shoulder, where something red has dripped down*
Rook: *looks up*
Crowley on the roof with a red Popsicle: My popsicle’s melty…
Rook: DANGIT HEADMASTER
Crowley: I can’t get down. 😥
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Guess who forgot to buy candy.
First years: Trick or Treat!
Leona: *sigh* Alright. Got some soy sauce… Uh… A couple batteries. An empty coke bottle… And ah… Some rice.
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Rook: I thought you were on a diet.
Vil: I am. *munching candy* I’m just checking the candy for poison or whatever.
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Divus: I just wanted one normal Halloween where I could gorge myself on candy and vodka and watch horror movies. *gestures to the Chaos Trio* I didn’t sign up for this.
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*wails in tragedy*
Faerie Fire
I’m doing that story about Divus and Thelnus in the school store that I said I was gonna do last time I posted about the Fantasy Costco. (For any new followers: Thelnus is an old Dwarvish gardener who is like a father figure to Divus.)
Other parts of the Fantasy Costco/Mystery Shop series:
The original headcanons Group Project (Part 1) Group Project (Part 2) Snow and Idia in Fantasy Costco (Introducing John)
Previous Thelnus stories:
Facts on Thelnus Thelnus’s Pies Menthiv
Keep reading
#jamie avalan#thelnus#divus crewel#ocs#scenarios#mr s's mystery shop#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland
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