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crackedrockskunta · 3 months ago
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Rqtella 2: just for rats
uhh maybe content warning?? mature themes
i have been graduated for a little while now, and after getting in my can and taking myself out of this town where all the big shot steroid rats like Ashed Jarlsburg Christe and Muenster Camanomnom give me no chance to ever reveal who I am and how I am meant to be. since I started growing my hair out the soft spot on my head from my run in a few years back has been hidden and my locs have begun to grow at a rather impressive pace.
I realized after about a week of running away I was going to need to do something to be able to pay for my gas until I find a permanent place to live, however all the places on the beech don't seem to appreciate my leg to but ratio when I wear a bakini :/ so I finally saved up a bit of change from my panhandling outside the whey cafe and bought a phone, as I set it up I downloaded the first and most important app I would ever have. Just for rats, it seemed a bit desperate but as I looked around on the site I saw a lot of other young and hot rodents on the site who were seriously paying the big bucks to shoot a little mouse the big cheese.
after about an hour on the site just cheesing out at some of the crazy rat kings on the app, I worked up the courage to make my first post, I used my car review mirror and decided to just start small, a face picture with 4 of my 6 nipples on it. I knew this had to be good way to make money and posted it only being scared by what the future may hold for me? will I ever get into Big Motz corp. after this? if my friends ever found this I don't know what I would do.
i panhandled that night outside of whey like I did every night, until I had gotten enough to go inside and buy my favorite meal: a Velveeta martini with extra olives. As I drank I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket, I check it to see what it could be and there I find something out of my wildest dreams.
"You have hit 17 new followers!!!" I couldn't believe it, I scrolled through the names when one especially stuck out to me- elong muskrat.
to be continued.....
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