#jakob grehn.

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Jakob Grehn (Devon Bostick)

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Jake: I have feelings for you.

Briar: I have feelings for you!

Narrator: The feeling was friendship, but neither had ever experienced it.

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Javier: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

Jake: No, it’s called highjacking.

Nadja: Guys, no, it’s weedwhacking.

Rosario: No, it’s called disappointing your mother.

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Actually, Jake totally gets me. That’s why I’ve been systematically trying to drive him away.

Rosario Sosa, probably

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Jake: You look pretty.

Rosario: What?

Jake: I said you look shitty.

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Briar: Hey, pal. You alone?

Jake: Almost always, yeah.

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Rosario: Do you like my outfit?

Jake: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.

Rosario: Jake!

Jake: No, I need your chair.

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Jake: Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Charlie: It’s a hug, Jake. I’m hugging you.

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Rosario: You know what they say about drinking alone…

Jake: That there’s twice as much to drink?