#jakegardiner

[hawkeyefierce]

Every time I attempt to boop u. Tumblr crashes

my notifications tab is incredibly broken rn because of boops i’m starting to think i’ve flown too close to the sun with this one

[queerquaintrelle]

Also I want to apologize for the frantic whisper chatter during the abduction in my audio, I had not been prepared for george krissa to sweep me off my feet and boop my nose and immediately needed to tell my friend despite her having been right there the whole time and seeing it with her own eyeballs

That’s okay! thank you for the recording. 🫡

[sneakydraws]

“The world isn’t ready for the andrei dilf debate” sneaky pls I literally have my mans cast as andrei in the wap dating sim bc he’s a dilf

LITERALLY THE ONLY DILF IN THE MAIN CAST... thank you for furthering the glorious andrei dilf agenda i should have known i could count on you. please tell me more i want to know everything about the wap vn

[chicanedebris]

I forgot f1 was a thing and assumed you were also extremely into making roads safer 😭

Aww noo I'm sorry to disappoint! I don't drive so i only have a light/casual interest in safer roads

[naancypants]

I don’t know anything about cwnd but I had a dream you and I were having this acid discussion about it. Except you would say actual analysis, and I’d be like “I think Ace has pretty hair and eyes” and you were like “Exactly!” I hope Carson is having a nice time. All I’ve seen is Ace stealing him during a prison transfer.

HAHAHA, omg, I can't believe I was in your dream!! This made my morning. Thanks for sharing!

[prismartist]

Hey I do not have a video boot of some like it hot but I have an audio boot, it’s definitely not my best bc I dropped my phone halfway through act one and I have the most obnoxious laugh. I’ve got to clean it up but I hopefully will have it on google drive next week

:000 i would love to hear it when it's ready, thank you so much! :D

[barisistill]

@jakegardiner

[whenyoulosesmallmind]

"It is the brain, the little gray cells on which one must rely. One must seek the truth within the net--not outside of it."

thanks to @jakegardiner for sending me a pic of "auston matthews looking extremely bald" when i asked :)

[countbezukhov]

Tagged by @herebehunters, thank you dear 🤍 tag game: to list 10 songs then tag 10 people

not my all time favourites but the ones i’m currently obsessed with:

All Things End - Hozier

Pas vraiment - Stromae

Gramercy Park - Alicia Keys

Eat Your young - Hozier

Hot Knife - Fiona Apple

Across the Universe - Fiona Apple

Nina Cried Power - Hozier, Mavis Staples

Cornflake girl - Florence + the machine

Jackie and Wilson - Hozier

Strangers in the night - Frank Sinatra

Tagging: @zelds-spellman @jakegardiner @backlandsofbutter @wavesoakedmaiden @dream-emporium @lord-starquaad @toocabaret @goldcrownedaphrodite @scarletcomet @ceylinerguvan & anyone else who feels like doing it! ;)

[nastassyafilippovna]

five things i liked tagged by @charlottan da bestie

lucy my silly little beast cat

goldfish crackers

squishmallows

varvara my old woman that lives in the book

writing and putting my little fellows in situations

i can tag a bunch of people too ummmmmm lets sse here @jstorboy @jakegardiner @thalassous @alyshkas @locallibrarylover @epiyersika

[tragedyposting]

ao3 stats game

tagged by @supercantaloupe ! thanks Sasha!

Rules: Give us the links to your wonderful words with the most hits, most kudos, most comments, most bookmarks, most words, and fewest words.

Most hits: Ere Séfeti unte Fidesh (post-canon exploration for the TV show The Expanse) 1,963 hits

Most kudos: Another Purpose for Fjerdan Snow (fluffy Six of Crows one-shot I wrote when I was 16 and don't really think much of) 232 kudos

Most comments: Ere Séfeti unte Fidesh 37 comments!! Literally would die for the people who left multiple comments.

Most bookmarks: Also ES&F, with 20 bookmarks. The next one is literally half that.

Most words: It's ES&F again lol. 18,428 words. Almost seven times the next one.

Fewest words: Since there's a difference of one word I'm going to link That Dreadful Step (War and Peace one-shot w/ 247 words) instead of the 246 word one I'm contemplating deleting. My fun fact is that someone asked if they could translate it to upload to a Russian fic website! I said sure, as long as you link it to me so I can see (even though I don't speak Russian) and then they never responded. No clue if they did it or not.

Anyway I don't actually read fanfic unless my friends share it with me bc its not really something I seek out so I have no clue which of you write fic so tagging people will be a bit hard. I will tag @saintlarina @crown-and-stallion and @jakegardiner with apologies to anyone I forgot. This was fun! Sorry it was only like three fics lol.

[hawkeyefierce]

Hap birth!!!!

thank!!!

[common-grackle]

@jakegardiner

dude stop trying to garner context and character traits from the objects in my room i know youre doing it. stop clicking on shit im not gonna tell you about - oh that picture is of me and my dad. yeah he's not really in my life anymore i just keep it around cause im sentimental- DUDE

[chicanedebris]

Love the url btw. Chicanes are probably the sexiest horizontal deflection traffic calming feature

Thank you lol! You are so right until i got into formula1 i didn't know they had a name

[glomgay]

WHERE is the sharkbomb plush from I need him

All three of my custom duck plushies are from @pinkyplushiemaker !

[nastassyafilippovna]

TAGGED BY @charlottan TO SPELL MY URL WITH SONGS!!!! Capital!

Celebrate by fields of nephilim

Anger by gospod

Transform all suffering into plague by rotting Christ

Iodine by Leonard cohen

Carcass by Siouxsie and the banshees

Haloes by Christian death

Electra descending by Christian death

Martha by Mary hopkin

A singer must die by Leonard cohen

Mama by my chemical romance

One way love by the damned

Nexion by temple of perdition

Those were the days by Mary hopkin

Oh well by Fiona apple

Violet by hole

All we ever look for by Kate bush

Tagging @korbin-dioxide @jakegardiner @silvermoondarkening ^-^