#jakartans DO interact so i can read ur reply in ur stupid accent and have a laugh actually
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like fuck yall capital city people. the way you talk is annoying and yall have the audacity to set urself the standard. mock anyone else with a different accent just say that ur jealous of our superior accents. im sorry you cant go through a paragraph without cancelling plans for the rest of the night. im sorry yall are pitchy and weak sounding. you have done irreparable damage by making people accustomed to THAT. this is exemplified in horror bc you mean to tell me people talk like that even when theyre scared ie not speaking carefully??? im losing my mind.
anw yall foreigners also dont seem to notice how been-there-done-that the plots are. indonesian horror draws on folk stories on purpose, for familiarity (then you can get scared BEFORE the scaring even begins!) but at some point its just. boring. how many of it is just some city girl (eugh j*kartan) moving to an ancestral haunted village house and the ghost is an ancestor who died in childbirth/had a child die. or classic spirits like kuntilanak or pocong (and you need to understand: we are VERY in touch with our spirits lore. idc if you dont personally believe in ghosts, you still DONT mess with them just in case. but the point is I Already Know This And I'm Bored). like yeah american horror movies are not original either but its doubly so w indonesian bc my bg knowledge here is extensive.
and yeah the makeup is bad so when the ghosts come around its like. yeah, ok, jump scare, surprise. but not scary. i can see yalls rough wig then i start focusing on that.
and again im not claiming american horror movies are superior (they really are not) but at least i dont feel like im being hate crimed personally. any time a non jakartan is on horror movies you make us village savages uneducated bumpkins with our silly superstitions and mystics and Stupid Accent. yalls got ur sister mary x we got ki joko x and im tired of both. im just gonna call that racism actually fuck you
ok theres lots of people doing the unpopular opinion asks about horror movies and i want to say, unprompted, that indonesian horror movies only seem good to you because you can't feel how awkward the dialogues areeee
#jakartans DO interact so i can read ur reply in ur stupid accent and have a laugh actually#actually the way you guys talk i wouldnt have a problem with if yall dont shit on the ways the rest of us do. so go fix that.
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