#jagertity ask

[lady-loveluck]

werewolf jagetity

and send

Who'll be the puppy in this?

[rysttle]

Hello and welcome to my new obsession

Little joke thing i made bc of a section from 'A Pit Stop in Hatchetfield'

Ghost Max and Grace too this time! They didnt win the deathmatch but they died and got better so it's all good I think lol

[rhondafromhr]

how do you feel about brenda/grace/max as a poly ship /genq

I hadn’t really thought about it but it has the potential for a really cool dynamic! They would be an unstoppable trio and Hatchetfield would never be the same, I would love to see what them getting together would do to Hatchetfield High. I like the idea of Max and Brenda starting off as adversaries (I don’t think Brenda would like him all that much) but bonding through cheering on and enabling their unhinged girlfriend’s antics and eventually becoming chaotic besties. (The way I’m envisioning the ship, they’re both romantic with Grace but not with each other).

Also I adore the idea of the nerdiest prude in the whole school having the star quarterback AND cheerleader wrapped around her finger and everyone in school being like “??? How did that happen??? Freaking chastity belt pulled those two and I can’t even get a text back???” Brenda would constantly give Max shit about how if he’d just let her date Kyle, he might have had Grace all to himself. He’d just smirk at her and says he’s glad he didn’t.

I can’t articulate my thoughts on them super well rn but I do think it’s a really cool ship!

[annahanover]

ship bingo, jagertity

very mixed feelings on them. I think this sums it up pretty well though

[disregardcanon]

poor jason jepson keeps getting punished by jagertity for stepping in traps THEY set for him. like max "how dare you say mean things about grace chastity! a thing i've always encouraged!" and grace is like "HOW DARE YOU KISS ME PERV! I JUST ASKED YOU TO THAT BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID NO!"

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

jagertity is the result of grace's MAD comphet. either that or that beautiful butch woman meme. send ask

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[im-not-a-l0ser]

The Michie Playlist

Happy Valenties Yall. You may have seen my post about making a Michie Playlist. This is my review of songs already on it, originating from @wildrottingworms michie playlist. Barring Granger Danger (because they told me to) and adding another song, because it fits with another.

Here's the playlist on youtube if you want to follow along, and here it is on Spotify.

Nerdy Prudes Must Die: This is, for me, just on there for the sake that it is literally the song they share. That is the only reason it's on here. Also why it's the first song on here.

Take Me Back: This, however, I have no idea why it's on here! Nevermind, secret relationship michie; I'm an idiot. Okay, yeah, I think I can see it. Especially with them having regrets about keeping it a secret. Like, I'm listening to Tom's verse right now and it's like "oh, Max,, maybe you should've just openly loved Richie back thennn." Becky's verse now, okay. I see it a little less. I like the idea of 'i remember something someone asked me back in school,' being Max saying something like "if we could, would you go to prom with me," because of the following line; I think that's cute. Weirdly enough, I think this'll stay.

First Date/Last Night: Yes, I love this for them. Very cute, very nice. Derek Klena's character for max; perfect.

Blast From the Past: So, uh. I skipped this at first. Because I did not like it. This is the last song of these I've listened to because I am/was putting it off. But here we go i guess. Okay, it's not that bad. It kind of reminds me of Will Wood. But it also makes me realise that the musical Zombie Prom isn't the same as the Wizards of Waverly Place Episode, it seems to be about a single zombie who goes to prom. Which I guess makes sense. I'm keeping it, but it's like. That's all I got from it mostly.

Stupid With Love: So I technically added it, because the reprise was on it, I think it's a little silly to have on here, because I don't think Cady is much like Richie, but I think I'm keeping it for purely after (s)he meets Aron. Like, I've literally put that quote where Cady is essentially fantasising about him in tags about Richie and Max; feels wrong to not include it.

Stupid With Love Reprise: So, listening to it makes me nervous because I haven't actually watched all o Mean Girls the Musical, but it's fine. We're gonna do it anyway. Oh, wait, there's a BMC animatic of this, I've seen this, I'm stupid. Okay. I see why the og put it on here. It is very cute, I love it. I don't know enough about factorials to know if that's actually what you're supposed to do with them, and if it's not then it's hilarious. If it is, then it's like... well, I guess PJ did a good job tutoring Max.

Be Nice To Me: I like this song generally speaking, I never thought of it for Max and Richie, but I'm kind of into it. Like, I might do song fics with some of the songs from this playlist, and this is definitely a high high contender.

Two Birds: Thanks og, you mother fucker. I'm sad now. Luckily, I've already thought of them during this song so I can just skip it.... unluckily, it's already started playing and I can't turn it off now. Thems the rules.

Sex with a Ghost: I don't know why this is on there. It's obviously more of a Jagertity song, but I'm still going to listen to it with their context to see if I can figure it out. Okay, listening. I don't get it. I'll probably keep it because it fucking slaps, but i do not understand why it's on a michie playlist. The only thing I could see is like. 'The only time I ever see her is when she's behind me in the mirror," Because Richie dies in the locker room. But I dunno.

Daft Pretty Boys: I've never heard this song before, so. Right off the bat though, I'm dissapointed that it's not gay. The title makes it sound so gay, but immediately with the she/her pronouns. Maybe I should pull up the Genius Analysis so I can understand better, because I'm just confused. Okay, after checking Genius, I think I understand. I will be keeping it.

Beachboy: Another song I've listened to before, I'm excited to listen to it under Michie context. Like, I could type the lyrics along if I wanted to, I love this song. Yes, this is amazing. Aside from the fact that it's, again, straight, it's absolutely great.

Bloom: We begin the ones where I'm going to have to look up the english translations to these songs. Which I'm fine with, I've listened to all the BSD character songs. It's actually pretty fun to follow along, which is why I'm linking english translations through te name titles, which is why some of the have underlines and others don't. Anyway. HEY SORRY TO BUT IN! APPARENTLY THIS WAS IN SCOTT PILGRIM TAKES OFF! I LOVE SCOTT PILGRIM! ANYWAY BACK TO IT! Okay, upon reading the lyrics, I will say, it makes perfect sense that it was written for Scott Pilgrim, also that I rememer hearing it and taking note of what it was called because I liked it. Basically, on a surface level, it's like 'id like you no matter how many times you change your hair' but I think beneath that, as an overthinker, it's about loving someone even as they're going through changes in their life.

Necromantic: As much as it hurts to face the reality, I am glad that there are some songs on here that represent a realistic relationship for them, and this is definitely one of them. I think I would do a poor job on describing it, just look up the lyrics, you'll see.

Sihouette: Okay, reading the lyrics was a little harder bc I'm listening at home, and my family just got back home from Astronomy Club, so just bare with me. I think it's good, I think we'll be keeping it; I like it I think.

Kuchizuke Diamond: Oh I immediately love the vibes of this. I like this song so much for them that I didn't follow along with the lyrics, I read ahead; I love this. It's so cute for them.

Kawaikute gomen: I'm back and forth whether this applies to them, but it's funny enough that I don't even care. Like Stupid With Love and such. I definitely feel it for them, I just can't explain why.

Zenzenzense: This reminds me of Sonic. Not a bad thing, just a thing. I definitely love this song. It's "Now that we've finally met at galaxies' end, i don't know how to hold your hand so that I don't break it" that got me.

Nandemonaiya: Okay yeah. This got me at Verse 1

Kick Back: Oh my, I'm like flustered reading this. Definitely keeping it for them. Works for whichever pov imo.

Death By Glamour: I do not know why this is here, but as an undertale fan, I'm lowkey here for tho.

Uwa!! So Temperate: Again, I don't know why this is here. But it's like 45 seconds, it's whatever.

Murder On The Dancefloor

You & I: Any song from Bare is gonna make me sad, so I might take them off purely for that reason. But I need someone to cosplay Max with me so we can do a long form tiktok to this song. I'm willing to be Max, actually, yeah.

Best Kept Secret: Any song from Bare is gonna make me sad, so I might take them off purely for that reason. But I need someone to cosplay Max with me so we can do a long form tiktok to this song. I'm willing to be Max, actually, yeah.

This is where the song diverges into songs I've added! To continue, go to the post explaining why I've added those songs! To skip those songs, go to the post about songs that were suggested!

[askhatchetfieldhigh]

hello hi plz don't shoot me but grace's last name is chasity not chastity

First of all, I come without weapons. Second, I'm fucking stupid you guys lmao. I get a lot of asks on this blog and most of the time I type really quick to finish all of them as soon as possible. I think the ship name "Jagertity" was what messed me up because it implies Grace's last name is ChasTity not Chasity. And in "Literal Monster," Max says "Chas-ti-ty" not "Chas-i-ty" so I just ✨assumed✨... I'll go and fix all that bc if I don't it'll bother me.

EDIT: Just went on The Hatchetfield Wiki and realized a LOT of characters call her "ChasTITY" as a misspell. For example, Max and Steph say it and she is called "ChasTITY belt." The musical is setting me up for fucking faliure let me tell you lmao...

EDIT 2: Just fixed EVERY SINGLE post :)

[paranormaltheatrekid]

🌈grace chasity please?

well well well if it isn’t the asks that I forgot to answer yesterday.

I’ll give her a 9/10. Grace is amazing :]

my picks for ships will be whatever Grace and Steph are called (i think its Stephgrace??? Or is it lautity??? Idk) or holy ghost/jagertity (why do these all have so many ship names???)

I headcanon that her favorite show when she was a kid was veggie tales.

[lady-loveluck]

I love Max. My favorite kissboy and girl liker.

Consider The Following:

Grace riding Max's face and tugging his hair (smiling like a sex crazed psycho). Richie fucking his ass and calling him mean names (stuttering the whole time of course). Kyle sucking him off like he's wanted to do it for ages (he definitely has). Ruth playing with his chest as she tells Max that he's doing so good.

What a pretty whore he is, I love him so much.

Me thinks yes. Me thinks ... Thinks... Me... — 💤

He's the fucking town bycicle fr fr and I love him for that, what a male whore

[lady-loveluck]

would you consider doing holyghost nsfw art for all of us :3

🍂🍁

Probably eventually will! MALE has my mind possessed for the moment

[lady-loveluck]

Something something tfem grace fucking the shit out of max as he begs for more

Hmm... tell me more..................

[lady-loveluck]

Aight hear me out: jagertitty omegaverse with omega Grace being like “I can’t be having these sinful thoughts, I must wait to be a submissive married omega” meanwhile she’s fantasizing of hunting down max jagerman and chewing that fucking neck out like an alpha and going bonkers over it. ( I’m sane I’m normal I swear) Extra points if max is actually an alpha and is like “I’m totally gonna dominate Grace Chasity you guys” and then every interaction they have, he’s acting like her bitch- (I’m sane I’m normal-) ALTERNATIVELY he is acting dominant towards her but doesn’t get why it just isn’t working and she isn’t swooning at his macho moves on her. Bro doesn’t know she wants him on his HANDS AND KNEES- (IM SANE IM NOR-

- 🌌🦅

MAXWELL AN ALPHA GETTING FINGERED BY HER AND TRYING NOT TO SCREAM AND GRACE JUST THERE, PUTTING HIM IN HIS PLACE BECAUSE DESPITE HIM BEING AN ALPHA HE'S JUST HER LITTLE BITCH

[lady-loveluck]

New anon here. The "I swear you got me hypnotized" line + choreography in Dirty Girl is SOOO bad for me specifically, a sub-leaning switch with an already massive hypnosis kink. In other words jagertity/holyghost make me ABSOLUTELY FERAL /pos

- 🍓🧸

THAT LINE IS STUCK IN MY BRAIN AND ROTATING!! I also love it so so much. Jagertity is such a good ship I love it!

[lady-loveluck]

This is definitely not the account you were just commenting back and forth with-

But like... please consider ABO Grace and Max more-

Alpha Grace who is being forced on so many different suppressants by her parents that she doesnt even know if shes an alpha or an omega and being told to be ashamed of herself for being like this and shes so jealous of Omega Max being so confident and secure in his second gender, flirting with her nonstop and telling her that she should claim him...

One day he goes too far and she finally snaps after being so pent up and decides he needs to be punished-

Max crying and screaming he loves her and her knot <3

-Gonna claim the 🧠 because I'm Brainrot lmao

I think the brain is claimed! Tho I'm not sure!

And yoo, Alpha Grace makes so much sense tbh. Tho how would she discover she's an alpha if she's so full of suppressors? I know in some HCs or omegaverse AUs female alphas are intersex, idk here!

[lady-loveluck]

I can’t decide which I like the idea of more…

1: Max spread the rumors of how big of a whore he is himself but in actuality he’s never even kissed anyone in his life.

(bonus points if he gets all blushy and awkward when faced with the prospect of actually doing anything sexual)

Or

2: Max absolutely fucked every single person he could, I’m talking everyone who wanted to has.Him just being the town bicycle. (Everyone’s had a ride)

-Also to me that bitch it the subiest of subs when he’s with women. He’ll act like a top in public but the second him and grace are alone that boy becomes her whinny little bitch. On the other hand with men, he’d rather die then bottom. Something something its gay to let a dude fuck you. Something something internalized homophobia.-

-⚪️⚪️👌

Personally, you have mixed my FAV two headcanons of max together. I love to imagine him as someone who other than is such a fucking virgin lmao. I like to think that the rumors he bangs works BC he in parties a lot and a lot of people get drunk and don't remember shit and max is like: hell yea we banged babe it was amazing.

And projects himself a lot on the nerds to maintain his fuckboy image. I think that's why he also goes publicly after grace because he is sure that, thanks to her religion, she's gonna reject him so he doesn't has to worry about it.

AND-regarding him being a sub with women. YES. I LIKE TO THINK GRACE PEGS HIM and treats him like her dog. Max is mortifying in the inside about if how he acts around her becomes public knowledge but also enjoys himself too much being a submissive bitch to her