#jacktag

[sameteeth]

watched newsies and was unimpressed by the age/generation as an ontological distinction instead of class when looking at material analysis of power and the military imagery used to promote the idea of solidarity......

[und3ad-mutt]

doing this to him

the ultimate weapon

[thickcrskiin]

——team free will 2.0, here we go.

jan song in spn 13x06: tombstone (PERSONALS DO NOT REBLOG)

[spookbot]

[blackbackedjackal]

Came for the animals, stayed for the cute as fuck relationship between you and RoadkillJack

[cocoaroco]

whys he fighting inuyasha

[und3ad-mutt]

@gooptrials

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[goodnightsweetsprince]

February and September :)

February: city/state

I live in Sharance! It’s a town in Norad.

September: instruments I play/ want to play

I’ve always been rather good at the flute, but I want to learn how to play the vuvuzela as well.

[spookbot]

i’m weeping

[blackbackedjackal]

Cute VC couple moments like calling your bf while you’re both shopping and being like ‘shit i need peroxide’ and ‘fuck you remind me I need alcohol’ and ‘people are staring at me cause I’m talking about animal brains’ over the phone :x

[cocoaroco]

black jack's voice actor dubs over nic cage when they move his movies to japan

[doublecasts-archive]

WHY IN GOD'S NAME IS THIS IN THE FANCY CHEESE TAG?!

Jack in the fancy cheese tag.

[curvycrip]

I hate it when I get emotional

Because it all wells up in my chest and it makes me feel strange, makes it hard to breathe and my throat closes up. And then I torture myself by going through messages on Facebook and it just hurts even more because I was such a fool and in hindsight, I'd lost him before I'd even got him and everything he said to me was just a lie and I was blinded by emotion.

[sameteeth]

he literally asked me to braid his hair yesterday and offered some of his pastries if i did and i had to tell him brother. id do this shit for free every day of my life.

[sameteeth]

we had an inspection today and like it was fine and i answered questions but the CPR one i goofed on and i feel so stupid its like. yeah i can do this stuff in theory but i feel so unprepared for any kind of emergency situation. i want to get better but u really cant without experience and i just feel so underprepared and it sucks and i feel so useless and stupid hhh