#jackie ⛅

[onlyseokmins]

these are sooooooooo goddamn illegal????? so many bed pics?? thighs??f sdjkajgheih;aieyaiw3hyiejgagkdfjskdja93uriatjkfj i'm gonna - i'm gonna i'm gonna bite something!!

[seokmins]

MASS BITING CRIME JUST HAPPENED! @naptimed

[opportunistic-chicanery]

Anonymous asked:

☀️ What sort of shampoo/shower gel do they use? Scent?

Some popular smells for cyborgs include "new car", "retro" which is a very strong gasoline scent that's the equivalent of old spice (it's not good for the environment even tho borgs love the smell) and carbon monoxide. He also has a few more generic scents like coconut and a few flowers, but tend to prefer more aggressive borg-ily smells that humans don't like. This is also why Jackie finds him gross despite him technically being very clean.

⛅ What color(s) are the bathroom walls?

Various shades of purple from white to lavender to about the color of his cape. It's a very retro looking, but luxurious space with tiles up half the wall and a sectioned off alcove for the bath tub. Also a lot of space for all the products he keeps shampoos, bath bombs, skin care lotions, etc.

[seokmins]

HELLO MISS JACKIE :3

I think this is my first fic I've read from you (sorry, will go through your masterlist soon) but omg - I'm not that good at feedback but this - this.

First off, the title and the summary: incredible, re-reading it after finishing the story - it all clicks! I'm not that much of a horror girl but ofc I had to read this because !! seokmin !! and jackie !! best combo !!

Also, I'm loving how you sectioned this. The back and forth between the present and the past, the waver between fluff + angst + horror + smut (heheh) actually had me crying like idk how to put this in words but it hit just right 😭

I've read several ghost!au's but none really seemed to get it like this. The sweet, oblivious ghost seok mixed with the knowing, dead-at-the-scene ghost seok + the horror imagery *chef kiss* almost like whiplash but not quite. The fluffy, lovely past scenes (crying @ the future proposal that never happened) and the symbolism of the house (seokmin always being there no matter what and then suddenly - gone - but not really) fit so well with the concept and the title and summary like I mentioned earlier. The angst!! hfdksjfdk I love angst sm and the grief aspect really got to me. When I read the title/genre/warnings I was really curious what you were going to do w/ Mr Seokshine and you did not miss the assignment, queen!

My thoughts are incoherent I'm sorry but just know I really loved this and I'll prolly re-read this many times (maybe in the daytime though I am a silly, easily spooked girly) sdkfsjddjfksdj

house that eats and pleads and kills

lee seokmin x reader

genre: horror

warnings: there’s sexually explicit content (minors dni!!!). please read the other warnings carefully — gore, decay/rot, grief, vomit, blood, major character death

words: 3.4k

tagging @neonun-au

strange house we must keep and fill. / house that eats and pleads and kills. / house on legs. house on fire. house infested / with desire. haunted house. lonely house.

tracy k smith, ash

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#1761:

There’s a ghost that lives in your house.

Tonight, you wake up, 4am, thirsty, and when you get yourself a glass of water from the kitchen, he’s perched on the counter. He’s wearing a loose pajama shirt unbuttoned over a baggy tee, shorts, and bright orange socks— so comfortable and relaxed, you almost forget. Here in the moonlight, he looks so solid, you think you could almost reach out and touch him.

“Can’t sleep?” he asks, casually leaning forward.

The tap water tastes stale and metallic. You briefly consider grabbing some painkillers, but then you remember that you had emptied the ibuprofen two nights ago and you still haven’t picked up a new bottle.

“It’s okay,” he says, laughing. He looks like sunshine. “I can’t either.”

He seems to appear everywhere in the house— sitting on the couch, staring out the windows, reading the mess of papers on your desk with his tongue between his lips and eyes squinted in concentration. Sometimes you ignore him, pretend that he’s just a hallucination, and he never seems to mind. But sometimes when it gets too much (the grief? guilt? loneliness?), you talk to him.

Tonight, maybe it’s the nightmares, maybe it’s the chill that creeps into your large bed, but you decide to ask. “Still haven’t figured out what you need to do?”

He shakes his head. “I feel like it’s something here. I’m so close to cracking it.” 

And then he’ll pass on, the unsaid conclusion. 

“I’m sure you’ll get there,” you reassure him with no real conviction behind your voice.

“Here’s to hoping.” He raises his hand like he’s holding an invisible glass, and he laughs when you raise your own glass half-filled with tepid tap water.

“Clink,” you say. “Here’s to hoping, Seokmin-ah.”

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[seokmins]

ur boy <3

JSKDFJKJJFKSJF:gJIEJIJ;Efijifijawiejroi3jfJFKDSJkjfdjDfi4wt3j9jfDJFdkfjsfkj483wwejfkjs;Fkdjsf ROARRR!!!!! that's my boy!! the best puppy!! cutest man ever to exist and causes so much sunshine and happiness!!! stfuuuUUUUUU!!!!!

[seokmins]

something is wrong with him

(lovingly) <- hoshi

(derogatory) <- jeonghan

(abject horror) <- joshua

[onlyseokmins]

hard thots um um ok husband cheol wedding night sex, he wants so much to take it slow and make it sweet and romantic but he sees you in your pretty white lingerie with the ring on your finger and he can’t help himself

- jackie (v normal)

we're so normal about this aren't we-

Ah ah ah, you're sooo right omg like he'd be so nervous but also experiencing so much joy the entire wedding that he frankly didn't even think much further about the night activities. So as you're undressing, he's like doing a whole little pep talk to himself that he'll be slow and gentle and heck both of you might fall asleep with how exhausting the whole day was until you call his name.

And his entire body just stiffens (😈) when his eyes fall on you. Something akin to possessiveness fills him like sure you swore your vows and all that fancy stuff already but the sparkle of the diamond on your ring finger fills his chest with such pride. And I'm just imagining like even though you have the ring, he wants to mark you up as his just in case you have to take it off for certain occasions (which he pouts a lot at).

But you'd never complain. You beckon him over and as he draws closer he can't believe how angelic you look. Your wedding dress was ethereal on you but the white lace accentuating your curves is downright divine yet sinful. He pulls you into a kiss, groaning at how you still taste like champagne only to startingly realize how drunk he is on you alone once he's in between your legs.

Pressing hot, open-mouthed kisses on your thighs before plunging his tongue into your tight warmth, eyes fluttering back when you tug on his hair and grind against his chin. He makes you cum not only once, but twice when he adds his fingers to the mix - chuckling at the slick running down one hand and the goosebumps on your skin from the cold metal of the wedding band on his left that's gripping your hipbone.

You're panting, hair once perfectly styled now a frazzled mess although Seungcheol's fares no better thanks to your fingers running through it. All inhibitions of being slow and gentle are thrown out of Seungcheol's mind as he kisses up the length of your body, addicted to the rise and fall of your chest as you come down from the high he sent you hurtling into. By the time his lips reach yours, you're back with him though, wrapping your arms around his neck to deepen the kiss and throwing a leg around his waist to grind up against his hard length.

He warns you he won't be able to control himself once he's inside. That it won't be candlelight romantic but absolutely unleashed filth. You simply smooch his nose and assure him that he would never hurt you.

Of course, the next morning the soreness is quite brutal. Bruises ache from the grip he had on your hips as he hammered up into you but it doesn't matter because Seungcheol's dedicated aftercare, doting, and puppy dog eyes begging for forgiveness make it all the better.

[onlyseokmins]

i see you in your minhyuk phase ….

yeehaw bringing this back

yee fuckin haw miss jackie

[seokmins]

oh????? an attack miss jackie???????????

[seokmins]

you not being a seokmin stan 🤝 me not being a 97-liner enthusiast

Jackie and me:

Everyone else:

[seokmins]

happy birthday elv !!! one of the cornerstones of caratblr <3

Oooomggggg Jackie 😭😭😭😭 c-c-cornerstone of caratblr?? The highest form of compliment for me and my lil corner blog plssss ilysm also I love the pic sm 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[onlyseokmins]

Hi, can I have your opinion on each member dealing with dorm sex, I mean more like what is going on in the morning when other boys tease them about what they heard. 👀

I hope it makes sense 🙈😄

Have a nice day 💎

OMG hi anon hahaha this made the rest of my workday go fast haahaha I hope I understood what you wanted but also disclaimers: this is my first ot13 reaction and I like to think that I’m funny anyways kisses, thanks for sending smth in :3

Also, I fully believe there is 0 privacy between the members (with respect to their s/o ofc) but lol I just love this idea fjskdfjsd but pls let’s face it – they’re pretty much bitchless

Seungcheol

He’s a respectful man – doesn’t really say or do much and acts like nothing happened but everyone knows he’s had a good sex night because he just oozes laid-back, easy-going confidence

Because he’ll be real stressed, snippy, or kinda scattered the night before

But upon waking up, he’s checking himself out in the mirror and smirking, brushing his hair back and definitely in a much more relaxed and better mood

Actually, the members don’t tease or say too much – they prolly call his s/o over when he’s in bad moods so they can have a happy leader in a pleasant mood like it has the same energy of a happy wife, happy life

He’s already a pretty caring and attentive man in general but there’s definitely a different air about him when he’s taking care of his s/o in the morning

Eyeballing and daring all the members to say something so ofc they’re not going to but there is some snorting going on behind his back

He snarks at them for it afterwards

Jeonghan

Coughs a lot – like over ten times more than normal

Not a menace, he’s actually almost subdued but in a good way

*sips tea* there may be reasons why for that but I’ll leave it at that

Prolly has a bowl of those really old cough drops like you know they’re stuck to the wrapper and half melted actually, ew, maybe he sucks on one for a bit to sate the cough and then puts it back in the wrapper omg disgusting but anyways they’re right next to the box of condoms on his nightstand

Also, prolly brews some hot water or tea in the morning

Members make fun of his poor voice condition because dude you’re a vocalist

No one’s laughing when he points out that his s/o doesn’t have a voice either

Actually, they know very well because they were so loud last night and everyone shudders (including the man himself lbr) because Jeonghan’s dirty talk is echoing inside their ear drums

Joshua

Was really shy and awkward about it at first

But now that he’s gained a lot more self-confidence, he’s super annoying

Actually, asks if he was too loud and then smirks at whatever the members’ responses are lmfao and apologizes but it’s SO fake like “Oh, I’m sooooo sorry chew on some ayl-monds as consolation” *smacks him*

Prolly has and enjoys morning shower sex like omfg everyone hopes and prays this man does not have his s/o over when someone has morning schedules

Yeah, just don’t expect to use the bathroom in the morning

Big fan of domestic things so he doesn’t dry his hair like a normal person but makes his s/o dry it for him

And he’s so annoying really like if there aren’t any morning schedules, he will make them use a fluffy towel but if there are – too bad – I mean at least he’ll use a hair dryer but he’s just really obnoxious and has his s/o use a brush too, just really likes self-care

Will steal Mingyu’s cucumbers from the kitchen for prepping his pretty face routine like real corny stuff giggling and all that as he and his s/o put cukes on each other’s faces – rip to gyu’s salad

Jun

Bro he just sleeps the entire day, so the teasing is pretty stale by the time he emerges from his room the next day because someone else kept everyone awake during the night

If he’s miraculously up the next morning, no one really says anything because sometimes they’re not exactly sure if this man just slept well or got fucked good because like he always got that sexy morning look

Actually a freak though wbk

Has accidentally been found in many compromising morning sex positions and places

Except the shower/bathroom because Shua owns that

But like there’s your bedroom Jun – NO that’s boring

Laundry room sex is a must so yeah that’s why no one in the dorms does laundry huh jk

But for real, the hum of the dryer drowns out the moans, the vibrations feel divine, and the detergent sometimes hides the scent of sex but there’s also nothing like fucking on a warm blanket out of the dryer uh and it can go right in the laundry basket after!

Soonyoung

Extra hyper

Man could’ve gotten a half hour of sleep but we all know his stamina is insane hence he’s just like bouncing off the walls

Either really giggly and shy or sleek and suave the morning after

Walks around in the morning in his (clean) tiger print boxers

No shirt so he can display all the marks and scratches from his s/o proudly like badges of honor

Won’t fix his hair either like if his s/o ruffled it all up that’s how it’s gonna be the next day until the stylists force some hair gel and spray on him

Also it’s a nightmare for the poor stylists because he hates covering up his marks and there’s no way he’s gonna stop his s/o from giving him them in fact he just encourages it constantly – love the possessiveness of it all

Shows them off to jihoon who doesn’t give a shit frankly

Has a bunch of selfies with all his marks and def has a ton of his s/o – almost uploaded one to weverse by accident because technology is harder than his dick

Wonwoo

Has that foreboding aura that like no one dares to say a thing but it’s not intentional it’s just him

Not sure if the sounds they were hearing were screams from a horror game or something else – plot twist – both

It’s funny though because the best telltale sign is his glasses

Has them on in the morning because his s/o loves him wearing them but also like it’s better to be blind when you have to see your members in the morning but it’s different because he wants to actually see and appreciate his s/o’s face

Which ends up being even funnier because his glasses have broken multiple occasions because of all of this

Anyways, gyu is the only one able to crack a smile from him by teasing otherwise it’s a simple poker face

But he’s also extremely obvious about it without even meaning to be like gross he throws the condom away in the kitchen garbage for all to see pls wonu, gyu just wants to make breakfast and the boys just want to eat

Jihoon

Listen – jihoon is my favorite man ever because he acts all unbothered but you know he’s absolutely dying of complete embarrassment inside

Absolutely refuses to look anyone in the eye (just like his s/o jk unless…)

Prolly hides in his studio heck he prolly has sex in his studio because it’s soundproofed and all that jazz but also the members might come in so…

Like ofc he locks it and truthfully the most annoying person is prolly soonyoung bc ofc he’s gonna tease his bestie but prolly backs off now that the man is bulked up

BUT ALSO he totally makes the sexciest songs and beats (not necessarily horny related but like just some good stuff, got some good inspiration okay) afterwards so that’s another hint

*shows the leader line a bomb ass track* Cheol: You had sex didn’t you?

Stomps around like a child kind of like he walks very heavily the morning after for no reason but he’s very loud and aggressive as he walks around the dorm and it’s worse if he has flappy shoes on you just hear slap slap down the hallways…

Or is that what that sound is? HM sus

Seokmin

I know a hot take is that he’s really noisy but I feel like yes, that’s what it’s like in the beginning and he definitely gets teased a lot for it

So it ends up varying – it’s either a very loud night out of control or an eerie quiet.

It’s so funny because he likes to act like nothing happened but everyone knows cuz he’s so obvious, cracking his jaw and eating air out of nervousness

Extraordinarily jumpy because he’s trying way too hard to be cool but we all know how that falls through and he’s just a sweet little loser

Rare moments he’s pretty cocky and smug in the morning because we also know that man is sculpted by the gods to give his s/o extreme pleasure so like yeah if he can make his s/o cum like over five times (pretty easy lbr) then like of course he should flaunt it

Very clingy the next day like shrinks himself into his s/o and then it’s worse when his s/o leaves because he’s whiny, pouty, and bugging his members all day

He’s also like very moody we all know he’s sensitive and gets in fights all the time and since he usually doesn’t sleep well for obvious reasons he can be very grumpy and cranky

Which is cute only in his s/o’s eyes because he rarely snaps at them

This is why the members don’t tease him as much before as well

Mingyu

In his goddamn element much like Cheol

Unbothered king inside and outside, all the way around

Skin is glowing, his crops are thriving, there’s an absolute spring in his step (unlike his s/o) as he whistles and cooks breakfast for his s/o and maybe for the boys

Shameless, really – like even if the man isn’t having sex he knows how to be a thirsty whore on main and also he loves giving advice, suggestions, and lending his fellow dudes an ear for their sex woes

Look, everyone can make fun of Mingyu for absolutely anything but no one can ever make him embarrassed about having mind-blowing sex okay

SVT is more likely to fluster him by poking fun at his domestic tendencies and how in love he is and then he’ll be all pouty and sulky because love is beautiful! Sex is great! Stop being so bitter!!

Now occasionally on rougher nights or if he’s in his emotional state of puppyhood, no one will see him until the late afternoon (and hear a bunch of things if he’s feeling spicy)

Otherwise, it’s gyu’s world and we’re just living in it

Def cooks with only an apron on and everyone except his s/o avoids looking at that

Minghao

Cool as a cucumber because I like to believe Hao’s into kinkier things and stuff so sex is really something he is extremely meticulous about

So it’s hard to like really tease him because he’s almost uppity about it

He’s actually really flustered on the inside because you know after that haze of lust passes it can be a bit embarrassing

But unlike the others, he’s good at masking his emotions that’s why he’s good at the kinky stuff he does ayo

Also really chill with his s/o as well like they’re just buddies almost but he does tenderly kiss and hug them but it’s kind of ironic because he acts as if he didn’t have them tied up and begging for him or like erotic oils dripping down their thighs – you get the message

I think it’s because he’s really thorough in his after care so day-to-day dynamics are very much laid back because too much intensity is not good

Lowkey there’s that one time Seungkwan was scarred for life when he casually said he liked the scent of whatever candle his friend was burning and then choked when Hao pulled out a dick-shaped candle like I can’t even lmfao

Seungkwan

Poor bby flustered as hell

Prolly ushers his s/o out the door and tries to escape back to his room

More than likely does a whole bunch of breathing exercises before getting ready to face the members

But they’re kinda soft on him like only Soonyoung might poke some fun but he knows it’s a touchy topic so he usually lets it go because there are much better things to make fun of boo for

But that’s kinda worse

Because mingyu is just like straightforward – how was the sex last night bestie? and Seungkwan chokes on his corn flakes and the everyone’s panicking until Cheol remembers the Heimlich maneuver exists

It’s worse when his s/o does stay for brekky because it’s just. Silence. And he’s making that cute face when he’s about to burst into tears or laughter esp when gyu serves his s/o a nice, big breakfast sausage

It doesn’t matter how long it’s been, he’s just a shy guy and it’s super endearing for all involved

Vernon

He’s just some chill guy okay

Has his earbuds in – can’t hear the haters

No one really knows if he’s listening to anything – maybe it’s audio porn from last night? Who knows?

Vernon? Vernon? Oh god he can’t hear me, he got his headphones on

Anyways yeah I feel like he’s just really easygoing about everything like it’s a “you” problem if you’re gonna make a comment pls seek free sex therapy with mingyu

He’s just really thankful to be in a happy and healthy relationship with great sex like what more can this guy ask for

A cat maybe

Luckily his s/o has like five cats so he’s usually over there instead it’s pretty rare to have sex in the dorms because you can’t leave the cats by themselves over night!

He’s not a heathen obviously

Only in bed though heh

But hey – cats don’t care how loud you’re being and they also don’t make fun of you (verbally bc they’re eyeing you judgmentally) but yeah long live s/o with their own place

Also likes to have sex with a thot playlist blaring so it all works out

Chan

Mr Loser ™

Oh god they’re gonna make so much fun of him no matter how many times he’s had sex

Of course the first time, they’re making him a crummy “congrats on the sex” cake because they’re insufferable

It’s why he rarely does it in the beginning lbr

But you know, once he starts bulking up and feeling himself he’s kind of insufferable too

Because he likes to act like he’s hot stuff

Walks around the dorm w/ his s/o in the morning flexing his arms and shit for no reason????

Like it makes his s/o giggle and sparkly-eye him but the members just groan in cringe

Sometimes he gets mad because they’re all like “pls let us know if you can’t handle him” and one time he mistook gyu flirting with his s/o and was like I’ll fight you and seriously gyu was just vibing and offering some kinky sex suggestions lmfao

[onlyseokmins]

imagine if cheol being late at home and being punish by f/reader.

Since it was just his birthday and I think this fits the slip, I jumped ahead and did this first 😜 partially draws inspiration from @livjeonghan's super hot headcanon here but this is def not as soft or good as what livvie had laid out hdkskala and shout out to my cheol thots @bitchlessdino and @wonwussy for the input :3 ALSO tagging @husbandcheol and @happysmilebtr and miss @onlymingyus for no reason except it's Mr Scoups anyways this got longer than I thought but uh. hope y'all enjoy🤭

The darkened entrance to your shared apartment has Seungcheol breathing out a sigh of relief as he quietly shuts the door. It's much too early to celebrate though, because when he flips on the light and turns around, you're sitting on the couch with a frown on your lovely face.

"Why are you awake?" He gently reproaches as if he hadn't just let out an unflattering shriek of surprise. "It's late, love."

"It is late," you confirm and Seungcheol has to fight the inner battle of not staring at how good your tits look pushed up under your crossed arms. This is a serious situation. But it's not his fault with how much he misses you. Well — maybe it is. "Why is it that you are coming home at this hour?"

"Ah, I apologize, baby. You know how work ge — "

"Seungcheol."

There is no venom in your tone when you interrupt him firmly. Just flat disappointment. And maybe that makes his heart sink deeper. You're not the type of person to throw a tantrum with fiery fits of rage. Instead, it's a cold displeasure — enough to make even the temperature drop and a chill travel up a person's spine.

You're not worried about an affair. You know your husband is faithful beyond measure and that he's just as dedicated to his work as he is to you. Likewise, you're occupied managing your own workload which meant the two of you had both made the effort to dedicate a timeslot to celebrate Seungcheol's special day.

That was supposed to start six hours ago.

"Not even a phone call? A text?" You continue, gesturing towards the dining table filled with a delicious cuisine from his favorite restaurant. "I was worried something serious happened to you! Thanks to Jeonghan, at least I knew you were still alive."

"Baby, I'm so sorry — "

"You should be. For yourself. Seems like the birthday boy gets a punishment rather than the reward he originally deserved."

Your husband lets you take him by the hand and push on his shoulders so he's seated on the couch. Eyebrows raised when you lean forward, the silken bathrobe parting perfectly at the top to display your cleavage. He grunts as you fuss with his belt buckle, manicured hands wandering and brushing against his dick — which was by no means coincidental.

"I thought this was a punishment?"

"Oh, it is." When you've finally taken off his leather belt, it dangles from your pointer finger before you let it drop to the floor. "Especially if I have to use this. So, make sure you keep your hands where they are."

"Fuck, you serious?" Seungcheol curses, not only because of your command but more so when you untie your outer garment just enough so he can see what's underneath.

Contrary to what people believe, although his signature colors are reds and blacks, the dirty secret you share as a couple is that he loves the color white — especially if you're the one wearing it. Some might point to how angelic it makes you look, the innocent contrast of lacy material wrapping your body in a desirable way only to be obscenely torn off for sinful acts.

That may be true but you know for a fact he gets a kick out of turning the ivory fabric translucent — with your wetness, his saliva, or a mix of either of your releases.

Although tonight's "gift" was meant to be different. Seungcheol licks his lips when he sees your exposed nipples and glistening cunt. It's a skimpy lingerie set, simply made for fucking. The attire lacks any sense of modesty and fails to hide a thing from curious eyes — the stockings attached to the garter belt and the shield of your short bathrobe the most coverage on your body.

"Could've had your way with me immediately. Would've had full access to this pussy the minute you stepped in the door. Slid in and slammed me right against the wall — at the table, on the counter, in the bathroom."

Your husband clenches his jaw in regret, fingers digging into his thighs at your words as he tries to will his mind not to think about such a scenario.

"Would've been all your choice, lover boy. Was ready to be your perfect little fuck toy for your birthday, let you do whatever you wanted with me." You pout in fake disappointment and lightly circle your nipples. "But work was just too important."

"No, I — "

"Your baby girl waited for so long. All by herself." Another curse leaves Seungcheol's mouth when you pull out something familiar from the pocket of your robe. Red, black, and hard. You turn it over in your palms as if you've never seen it before. "Oh, this silly thing? Yeah, my boyfriend bought it. You see, back then we had to do a little training prep because he has such a big dick," you let out a hiss as you glide it between your folds for lubrication, "just didn't know he could be one, too."

The man in question is blabbering apologies as the upcoming punishment clicks in his brain.

"No, no, no! Baby, God, baby please don't do this to me."

If there was one thing your partner hated, it was not being able to touch you. Even when you pleasured yourself, it had to be on his lap or where he could easily slide a hand down to rub at your clit, lick the slick off your fingers or folds, and at the very least — brush the hair behind your ears as you cum, trembling in the hold of his strong arms.

But now, you stand way out of reach in front of him. Breathy grunts leave your pretty lips as you ease the large dildo inside of your tight cunt and forbid him to move, touch you, or himself.

It's torture.

At least you're allowing him to make noises for now and Seungcheol moans the same time you do when the toy is finally nestled fully within you.

The dildo is indeed somewhat special. It's big enough to nudge gently at your sweet spot and has the right amount of girth to stretch you to take Seungcheol's cock easier. You occasionally still use it years later, especially in times when you're lonely. Unfortunately, it's nowhere near the warm feeling of a real dick — plus it's not attached to the man you love. But it's enough to put on a show and you know that he's suffering when his hands fly to his face in desperation, squeezing his eyes shut.

"C'mon, love. Look at me. Look at how greedy this pussy is, how it aches to be filled. It could've been yours tonight when you walked through the door, baby."

Your name falls off of Seungcheol's tongue as he pleads with you. He'd do anything to make up for disappointing you. So, you pause — the dildo in your hands shiny from your ministrations.

"Do you know why I'm upset?"

"Because I put work first. Before us."

"Wrong," you berate, "before yourself. Baby, this is your birthday and your special day. We made plans to celebrate you. You were supposed to have this evening off to relax... enjoy yourself. Maybe fuck me or something."

"I-I know. And I'm sorry... I promise to tell Seongsu to fuck off next time."

Your eyebrows knit together in worry. "All I'm saying is to just abide by the boundaries you've set. If your boss won't even allow that, we're job searching."

"If I promise to do so, will you finally get your cute lil ass on my lap and use me to your content?" He asks cheekily, instantly regretting so when you refuse.

"You have to actually do something for a reward. But I'll consider it if you do. As for using you, well..."

He can only nod vigorously, mouth turning dry when you slip the sash from your robe out of its loopholes. You come closer and lean over him once more, gently tying the silk material around his head so it covers his eyes.

"You still with me, birthday boy?"

"Y-yeah. But... what are you doing?"

You don't reply right away, placing the dildo in his left hand. He clutches it with a groan, feeling your wetness dripping on it. Positioning his arm where you want it, you kneel with one hand on his shoulder and the other on the back of the couch for balance. Hovering above the toy, you whisper in his ear.

"Using you," and sink down as both of you let out simultaneous moans again. Loudly. "Touch me or yourself and we go straight to sleep."

He swears for the umpteenth time, the heat radiating from your cunt so close to his fingertips nearly drives him insane. With his eyesight restricted, he's able to focus on the slick sounds of you sliding up and down the dildo, praises of how good he's being right in his ear.

You giggle after a quick glance down at his crotch. He's hard as can be with a dark patch of pre-cum signifying where the tip of his cock is straining from its confinement in his jeans. Begging — just like him — to be released and in you. Right hand tensed, veins bulging all the way up to his neck where you place a kiss against one and he tries to squirm away with a throaty grunt.

"You're being such a good boy," you coo as you sink down just barely above his nails that are digging into the silicone, and then lift up so only a fraction of the toy is inside. "If you make me cum just like this, then you'll certainly get your reward."

Seungcheol gently wiggles the dildo, your hiss a sign that it's still in you before he slowly pushes upwards. Once he gets a better feel (because he knows your body very well — taking "knowing your body with his eyes closed to a new level"), the strength in his arms that you lack allows him to thrust it up in you just like all those years ago when he prepped you. Way too soon, you're seeing sparks and feeling the tingles that signify your rush to release.

Your face is buried in his neck, tongue sporadically licking at the marks you suck on it. A usual place you like to anchor yourself when you're coming undone. Meanwhile, your husband's biting his lip, hard enough to draw blood as he focuses on steeling himself from cumming untouched. Unsurprisingly, he does have incredible control but that doesn't mean it's easy.

You clamber into his lap as you catch your breath and come down from the high. Full weight leaning against his firm body although his hips can't help but buck up once he feels your wet warmth directly on top of his dick and he whimpers in need. Removing the makeshift blindfold reveals his brown eyes that are a bit dazed but he smiles lovingly at you, albeit sheepishly.

"Hey, you." You run a hand through his hair. "All good?"

"Besides feeling like I'm going to literally combust — yeah. All good."

A chaste kiss on his swollen lips quickly turns sultry and messy so you pause to slip your bathrobe off fully. Seungcheol whines in adoration, one hand groping at your ass. He lets you guide the other one under the band of your bra strap, the motion causing your tits to jiggle and he throws his head back.

"You're killing me."

"You'll survive," you tease. Your free hand slides under the waistband of your crotchless panties, snapping it against your skin for good effect. "You have to unwrap your birthday present first, don't you?"

"Only if it's you."

You hum in contemplation as he continues to fiddle with the bra strap but opts to appreciate the direct access to your nipples instead.

"I mean, there's more but I don't mind taking care of this first." Finally, you take out his leaking cock, easily slipping it inside your wet cunt. "Happy birthday, Cheol, I love you."

In a tangle of tongues and moans, he pants against your mouth. Whispering a multitude of adoring praises to you, the love of his life.

Best birthday gift ever.

Send me a NSFW headcanon and I’ll write a 5(ish) sentence ficlet about it 👀👅

[seokmins]

I'm literally going to be ill (again) no bc I have a wip abt him kissing in a musical 🥲 also that ending got me feeling some type of way anon...

Wanna be childhood friends to lovers with seokmin so bad, the type where he takes you to the dance after your crush asked another girl in front of you, the type where he sat and listened to you cry about your first breakup, the type where you can’t help but get jealous when he kisses the female lead in the musical on stage, the type when you’re not even sure when the lines between friends and more blended until one day you’re sitting with a ring and a dog in love with the man with the same laugh throughout all these years

@dokyeomblr

[seokmins]

🥺 lee seokmin as your boyfriend

he’d be the type of boyfriend to spam your texts every day with random thoughts and memes and pictures of things he sees that he thinks are interesting. i mean, every time he posts on insta, it’s always a deluge of random little pics that he snaps as he walks down the street. now imagine that but 5x a day every day.

but the most frequent thing he texts you is dogs. if he sees a cute dog pic while scrolling through twitter, he’ll send it to you. if he sees a dog in the street, he’ll definitely snap you a pic (“look at this chubby baby 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 after i took the pic, he found a stick and carried it around the corner!!”). if he can’t take a picture, he’ll describe the dog to you, all excited and happy

every single time you send him a selfie, he reacts with a billion heart emojis and saves it onto his camera roll

he sends you selfies too, mostly cute little pouty ones where all you can see are his big shiny puppy eyes, or ones where he’s making a weird face

like.