#jackassseries

[eigaandhollywood]

Jackass 3D celebrates it's 11th anniversary today

[crackimagines]

Junko makes a mistake and instead of capturing Hagakure, she kidnaps the tf2 spy camouflaged as him. Highly professional hilarity and extreme French jackasssery ensues.

“Hmph, not as elegant as I’d like, but no one will miss him.”

- The spy pulled out a disguise kit, and pressed a button that displayed Hagakure.

As a smoke cloud enveloped him, he cleared his throat and looked at himself in the mirror.

“Ugh, it’s as if this wretch uses witchcraft to make his hair this stupid. No matter, I should slip out of here before anyone notices.”

- The Spy began to move out of Hagakure’s room, and noticed Junko standing in front of him.

“Hey there psychic boy, you’re coming with me!”

- Before he could react, he suddenly felt a presence behind him, noticing the shadow was Mukuro’s.

“Oh no.”

- And before he knew it, he was accidentally thrown into the killing game. He had to be the Ultimate Clairvoyant, a subject which he had no knowledge of.

Meeting Makoto

[Spy](Hagakure) “Hey there! Name’s Hagakure, what about you?”

(Makoto) “I’m Makoto. I’m the Ultimate Lucky Student, what’s your talent?”

(Hagakure) “I slit throats.-NO MERDE I MEAN I’M PSYCHIC! I’M THE ULTIMATE PSYCHIC!”

[Mukuro](Junko) “Uh, dude. I thought you’re the Ultimate Clairvoyant.”

(Hagakure) “Yeah that, what difference does it make, really?”

(Makoto) “...Okaaaay...? By the way, what was that about throats-”

(Hagakure) “NOTHING, N-Nothing!”

Trial 1: Investigation

(Hagakure) “Huh. Deja vu.”

(Kyoko) “What was that, Hagakure?”

(Hagakure) “It’s Deja Vu because I’ve been in this place before...”

(Mondo) “...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!”

(Hagakure) “B-BECAUSE OF MY VISIONS! What, are you so simple minded that you couldn’t understand that?”

(Mondo) “What the hell ya call me? Psh, if you could predict this shit, then a fuckin lot it did here...”

(Hagakure) Hm...Whoever did perform this murder obviously did it in the heat of the moment...I wonder.”

Spy went back to his room, and opened the door before turning on his cloak, making it seem as if he went back in, and snuck out when no one was looking.

As he was cloaked, he examined the evidence Makoto went over as he walked about his investigation.

After a closer look of Sayaka’s body, spy immediately noticed the numbers behind her.

(Hagakure) “...11037?”

He looked at the numbers at a different angle realizing what it said.

(Hagakure) “...Oh, it’s Leon...And now there’s blood all over my suit. Great.”

Trial 1: TRIAL

(Aoi) “...So, who killed Sayaka-”

(Hagakure) “Leon.”

(Leon) “W-WHAT THE FUCK?!”

(Toko) “C-Come on! Are you seriously gonna jump at random people, dumbass?! W-Where’s your-”

(Hagakure) “Listen to me you waste of space, and disgusting piece of garbage, look at the numbers behind Sayaka.”

(Chihiro) “11037? I-I’m a programmer, but I’m not familiar with those numbers-”

(Hagakure) “Flip it upside down, idiot.”

LEON

(Mondo) “Holy shit, he’s the murderer?!”

(Monokuma) “Wow, way to be a killjoy, asshole! We just solved the trial in 30 seconds instead of having fun-”

(Hagakure) “Let’s get the execution on the way, yes? I do not have all day.”

And once everyone had casted their vote, Leon was swiftly executed. While everyone watched in horror, Spy was less than amused by the events transpiring.

“Ça va être une longue journée, n'est-ce pas?”

[Roughly Translated from Asshole French Talk: This is going to take a while, isn’t it?”]

Much to his dismay, being stuck in murderous teenage shenanigans was going to be his life for the next few weeks.

[pj-is-love-johnny-is-life]

Jackasss

Tomorrow will be the 15 anniversary SINCE JACKASS FIRST AIRED!!!