#jackal tag 👽

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@jackals-ships LMAO hey dad dad hey dad the moon la.nding was faked because we're actually inside a giant screen bubble simulating the sky so we don't notice the entire planet is being moved by aliens like that one episode in in.vader z.im

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most of the art ive reblogged from you should be under "#jackal tag 👽" if it helps, I hope this day stops kicking you repeatedly oh my god

blowing you kissies as well hfjd thank you <33 i always forget nyall made me tags and then i go ;w; fwiendship,,,

BUT MAN....same, this is totally one of those days where im like "@god what the FUCK did i do ive been Behaving for once !!!"

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JACKAL ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME

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another banger from 2022 harper

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was scrolling my own blog and got jumpscared AGAIN shaking my fist at jackal

alright so what if I want to kiss that dwarf. that's none of his business 🙄

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JACKAL JUMPSCARE HARPER?? JACKAL GET HARPER WITH GAY?? PUT CUTE GIRL ON THEIR DASH?? JAIL FOR JACKALS 1000 YEARS

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@jackals-ships SKHDSKHF you know I'll be honest that feels just as good as a diagnosis thank you

I keep forgetting that's an option but also i dont think my parents would okay spending so much time and money for an off the record diagnosis. maybe someday. with my own money probably. if I can find someone in the next 80 years

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sliding in like ⚔️⚔️ 👀 i require more lil guys for The Pile /lh

(send me a ⚔️ and i'll assign you a sk.yrim character)

ooh ooh ooh okay. two for one special :3c what little bastards can I place in your hands. hmmm

OH do you have the "kh.ajiit will follow" mod? how about this prickly little man s'ar.iq

he will tell you all the little tricks for sneaking, and i hear one of the latest updates includes him giving you encouragement when lockpicking (i havent personally experienced that yet). it took me a bit to warm up to him bc like i said. prickly. but i really like him and his little hums while you're out and about. and like all K.WF followers, he is marriagable!!

and boy number two will beeeeee... hm hm hm i should give you an orc. orcs are neat.

could i interest you with m.oth gro-ba.gol?? he's a smith from ma.rkarth :]

i was looking at some wikis and i liked some snippets of dialogue from him

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@jackals-ships ON IT BOSS o7

mostly I'm just imagining me going "what the FUCK no I'm not marrying a stranger" and then I see in.igo at the foot of the stairs wearing a darling little suit and holding his hand out for me and im like "... on second thought-"

I think if in.igo were to be put in an arranged marriage he would be hesitant about it but he is a lovely boy and he would make the best of it and go into it with the intention of being warm and charming no matter who this person is. but he'd see me (also in a suit but with more gender fuckery, probably via poofy frilly cape, very handsome) and be like "oh they're cute I can flirt sincerely now" and he's just his kind funny endearing self

we go to bed separately that night and we're both like 😳 this might work out actually

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@jackals-ships PLEASE TELL ME HOW THAT GOES OMG. i love playing matchmaker this is an absolute win

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crawling into ur house late Harper for the universe ask like ooo u wanna join me in vol.tron and or morrow.wind (bc ik you play sky.rim but im buffering if uve played any of the older games in the series hfjdj)

ok I have enough brain energies to answer this now!! I used to watch vo.ltron but I thiiink I stopped before it ended? for some reason? my brain ejected most information on it 😔 I just know I really liked hunk I thought he was neat. so ummmm what if I was hunk's friend who hangs out with him in places they have no business being. everyone's being swept into the plot and im just s im just sitting there. in hunk's lion probably

and for mo.rrowind!! I. have played that a little bit but I was very confused! especially about the combat! I've been wanting to give it another shot. old games give me scary monitor glitches though so I'd like to figure out how to prevent that first

as for an s/i. my first instinct is always to be kitty. maybe I could be a big chunky and very clumsy kh.ajiit selling paintings, and I ask people to escort me to interesting locations to draw

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crawling into ur house with varric facts to say idk about the new game BUT he's in a comic and :3c

!! putting him in my pocket and running away bye

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jackal's playthrough is making me miss in.igo </3 I want to be with my husband on our farm sitting around and looking pretty while he does all the work 😔

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ok im done bullying jackal for now back to viddygame while i wait for it to lay its peepers on em

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!!! BIRTHDAY TIME HELL YEAH blows u a kiss congrats on ur being born <3

OMG I WAS BORN!! WAOW

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BIRTHDAY TIME !! HAPPY BIRTH !!! i am blowing you all of the kissies as we speak and sending you Good Vibes <3

THANK YOU JACKAL <33333